/mlp/

/mlp/
I just don't know what went wrong!
/mlp/ - Pony
Founded 8 March 2012 Manager Sethisto Owner Hasbro, Inc. IRL manager NBD !WLix8e5EX6 Testerbro !3SfloA2uBI Team colors Chat color 9966FF Twililicious Lavander Ranking 21 Highest rank 21 (December, 2012) Lowest rank 35 (April, 2012) Top scorer >rape (16) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /mlp/ - Pony Nickname The Ponis Horsefuckers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 6 5 7 18 33.33%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /3/  0–4  /mlp/ 14 October 2012 Biggest defeat /mlp/  2–4  /pol/ 23 March 2012 First match /mlp/  4–1  /int/ 10 March 2012
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Giddy Up Goal horn Ready to Die - Andrew WK
Kits

/mlp/ - Pony is a team that poni poni. We would poni a poni nonsexually. We love the pone.

Page to be updated soon.Test Pony (talk) 23:23, 18 November 2013 (UTC)

Introduction

/mlp/ is a fiery, spirited team that has a loyal fanbase who cheer on the pones on their way to a Cup Championship. Unfortunately, the team tends to disappoint its fans with promising tactics that lead to blown victories or spaghetti losses. The official team ponies of /mlp/ are Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, and Derpy Hooves. WE WINTER NOW, GET HYPED!

Changelog

7/1/13 - Winter Cup Roster Deadline
- We 3-6-1 now

Team Photo

From left to right
Back row - Horsefucker, >no hooves, Marshmallow Butthole, Black Twilight, Anon in Equestria, Fluffy Pone, Tom Dan, Crotchtits
Middle row - Lyra Plushie, Tara Strong, Faust, Hasbro Exec (Owner), Sethisto (Manager), Hasbro Goon (Owner), IwanttocuminDashie, Molestia, Fuck Your Marker
Front row - IDontGetTheAppeal, Jackie Chan Tulpa, Cheeselegs, Spaghetticon, Derpy Hooves, The Burdened, >rape, Best Pony, Tracy

Players

Main article: /mlp/ roster

No. Position Player 12   GK Derpy Hooves 18   CB Jackie Chan Tulpa 17   CB Horsefucker 28   LB Tom Dan 37   CMF Crotchtits 8   DMF Fuck Your Marker 4   DMF IWantToCumInDashie (P02) 52   LMF Cheeselegs (S01) 21   RMF Tracy (S01) 1   AMF >rape (P14, S01, S06) 7   CF Best Pony (P18, S01) (Captain)

No. Position Player 5   GK Speghetticon 55   GK The Burdened 30   CB >no hooves 52   CB Fluffy Pone 10   CB Marshmallow Butthole 41   CB Autism in Equestria 23   CMF Black Twilight 9   CMF Lyra Plushie 39   CMF Tara Strong (P02) 99   DMF IDontGetTheAppeal 2   DMF Faust (P11) 69   DMF Molestia

Player Facemaps

Formation and Tactics

Preset 1 - Generic 3-6-1 Special

File:Mlpformation.png

/mlp/    Formation 3-3-3-1    Tactics Standard    Player Support  8    Support Range  17    Position Switch  14    Attacking Style  0    Pressing  6    Defensive Line  14    Compactness  16    Def. Strategy  1

Set Piece Settings  Short Free Kicks >rape  Long Free Kicks >rape  Free Kicks 2 Best Pony  Left Corner Kicks Best Pony  Right Corner Kicks Best Pony  Penalty Kicks >rape  Players to Join Attack Tactical Assistance  Offside Trap Off  Substitutions Flexible  Change Formation Off  Change Att/Def Levels Off

Preset 2 - The Loveheart

File:Mlp formation2.png

/mlp/    Formation 3-3-3-1    Tactics Standard    Player Support  0    Support Range  19    Position Switch  18    Attacking Style  19    Pressing  4    Defensive Line  0    Compactness  0    Def. Strategy  1

Set Piece Settings  Short Free Kicks >rape  Long Free Kicks >rape  Free Kicks 2 Best Pony  Left Corner Kicks Best Pony  Right Corner Kicks Best Pony  Penalty Kicks >rape  Players to Join Attack Tactical Assistance  Offside Trap Off  Substitutions Flexible  Change Formation Off  Change Att/Def Levels Off

Preset 3 - Pegasususus Special

File:Mlp formation3.png

/mlp/    Formation 3-3-3-1    Tactics Standard    Player Support  4    Support Range  5    Position Switch  19    Attacking Style  16    Pressing  4    Defensive Line  18    Compactness  0    Def. Strategy  1

Set Piece Settings  Short Free Kicks >rape  Long Free Kicks >rape  Free Kicks 2 Best Pony  Left Corner Kicks Best Pony  Right Corner Kicks Best Pony  Penalty Kicks >rape  Players to Join Attack Tactical Assistance  Offside Trap Off  Substitutions Flexible  Change Formation Off  Change Att/Def Levels Off

Preset 4 - Twilight is best pony Special

File:Mlp formation4.png

/mlp/    Formation 3-3-3-1    Tactics Standard    Player Support  5    Support Range  4    Position Switch  19    Attacking Style  5    Pressing  4    Defensive Line  19    Compactness  0    Def. Strategy  1

Set Piece Settings  Short Free Kicks >rape  Long Free Kicks >rape  Free Kicks 2 Best Pony  Left Corner Kicks Best Pony  Right Corner Kicks Best Pony  Penalty Kicks >rape  Players to Join Attack Tactical Assistance  Offside Trap Off  Substitutions Flexible  Change Formation Off  Change Att/Def Levels Off

Match History

2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies

10 March, 2012  /mlp/ 4 - 1 /int/  ???  ???

11 March, 2012  /mlp/ 3 - 3 /lit/  ???  ???

2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup

23 March, 2012  /mlp/ 2 - 4 /pol/  >rape  65', 92'  24', 30', 50', 54' Stormfront

24 March, 2012  /mlp/ 1 - 1 /sci/  >rape  22'  88' Bill Nye

25 March, 2012  /mlp/ 0 - 2 /r9k/   54' Kissless Virgin  80' ROBOT9001

2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies

12 May, 2012  /mlp/ 0 - 2 /b/   20' Tacgnol  56' Mudkipz

16 May, 2012  /mlp/ 1 - 0 /f/  >rape  90+1'

26 May, 2012  /mlp/ 2 - 3 /jp/  >rape  13', 26'  65', 80', 90+1' Get out of /jp/

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies

25 August, 2012 – 19:20 UTC  /mlp/ 2 - 2 /co/  Best Pony  18' >rape  88'  13' Tucker  21' /co/meleon

15 September, 2012 – 19:40 UTC  /mlp/ 2 - 1 /toy/  Best Pony  70', 74'  3' Woody

22 September, 2012 – 20:00 UTC  /mlp/ 2 - 3 /pol/  >rape  16', 21'  13', 33' Stormfront  68' (pen.) Doompaul

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

13 October, 2012 – 2:55 UTC  /mlp/ 2 - 2 /hm/  >rape  66', 71'  68' Anderson Cooper  88' Blonde Fernando Torres

13 October, 2012 – 23:50 UTC  /mlp/ 4 - 0 /3/  Best Pony  33', 90+2' >rape  54', 72'

19 October, 2012 – 22:50 UTC  /mlp/ 3 - 2 /diy/  Cheeselegs  29' Best Pony  40' >rape  49'  56' MacGyver  90+1' Cheapass

21 October, 2012 – 19:30 UTC  /mlp/ 3 - 2 /sci/  >rape  22', 71' Best Pony  49'  6', 51' Bill Nye

21 October, 2012 – TBC UTC  /mlp/ 1 - 3 /tv/  Faust  29'  22', 55' Poor Little White Guy  85' Crablegs

Trip Cup

25 November, 2012  /mlp/ 4 - 1 /soc/  Best Pony  32', 57' >rape  45+1', 64'  15' Crush

25 November, 2012  /mlp/ 2 - 2 (O.T.) /k/  LyraPlushie  66' Best Pony  97'  28', 118' Zergface penalties Molestia Cheeselegs Lyra Plushie Fuck Your Marker >rape Zergface BRRRRTTTTTT Deagle Brand Deagle Moist Nugget Nex Alea

25 November, 2012  /vg/ 2 - 0 /mlp/   3' New Thread  83' Gootecks

2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies

08 December, 2012 – 19:40 UTC  /mlp/ 2 - 2 /k/  >rape  54', 66'  15' BRRRRRRTTTTTTT  49' Deagle Brand Deagle

2013 4chan Winter Cup

09 February, 2013 – 22:00 UTC  /m/ 2 - 1 /mlp/  Gundam  34' Alteisen  65' >rape  43'

15 February, 2013 – 22:30 UTC  /mlp/ v /adv/

17 February, 2013 – 22:00 UTC  /mlp/ v /a/

Rivalries

Let's face it, everyone hates /mlp/. Despite this, there are a few notable rivalries that anons should watch out for.

/mlp/ vs /co/ - Cartoon Derby

As the annoying little sister who refuses to shut the fuck up about that one pony show, /mlp/ still harbors a fierce rivalry with /co/ for kicking her out all those years ago. However, both boards still have a large overlap in userbase, so many fans will find themselves torn as to what team to support. This was reflected on the pitch with the inaugural derby ending in a 2-2 draw, thanks to a last minute equalizer from >rape.

/mlp/ vs /v/ - Tsundere Derby

They love us really <3
Seriously though, if we were to win a match against /v/ all hell would break loose

/mlp/ vs /vp/ - Cancer Derby

Despite having never actually played against each other, the two boards are known to be cancer containment boards - boards created for a topic solely because it overwhelmed their original boards (/v/ and /co/ respectively). Combined with /mlp/'s loathing of pokemon and /vp/'s loathing of ponies, the elements combined to create a bitter rivalry.

/mlp/ vs /f/ - Flash Derby

/mlp/ wanted to get along with /f/, they tried showing them their wonderfully and fluidly animated ponies but /f/ rebuked them, shouting something about faggotry and horse fucking. /mlp/ took this as a challenge and defeated /f/ 1-0, but only after a very tight game that saw an /f/ penalty saved by Derpy Hooves, forever sealing her reputation as SAFEST HOOVES.

/mlp/ vs /pol/ - IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Normally these two boards would be indifferent to one another (as indifferent as any board is towards /mlp/), but during the Spring Babby Cup Stormfront single-handedly trashed /mlp/ 4-2. /mlp/ wished to regain it's honour 6 months later, and put up a much better show. However /mlp/ inevitably tripped over their spaghetti in the second half and gifted /pol/ a vital penalty that sealed their defeat once again.

/mlp/ vs /toy/ - "What do you mean you don't like my collection?"

These two boards should get along - they both collect pony toys after all. But /toy/ insists that the 80's version of My Little Pony is superior, whereas /mlp/ regards all pre-generation 4 content with utter contempt. This drove /mlp/ to a 2-1 victory in their first match up with /toy/ in the Autumn Friendly season.

/mlp/ vs /b/ - FUCK OFF HORSEFUCKERS

These two boards are the worst of enemies. Whenever a pony is posted on /b/, the newfags start spouting butthurt, and telling the pony-posters to "fuck off, they have their own board", and ">>>/mlp/". The same goes for /mlp/ - whenever any /b/-type shitposts are posted, the horsefuckers start spamming "/b/ pls go" and ">>>/b/". The /b/ newfag assrage pushed /b/ to a 2-0 win over /mlp/ in the 2012 Summer Cup Friendlies.