/asp/

/asp/ F.C. is the football club of the Alternative Sports 4chan board.

/asp/
Intensionem, Integritatis, Intelligentia
/asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling
Founded 11th May 2013 Manager Paul Heyman Owner Vince McMahon IRL manager Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1 Team colors Chat color D21400 Monday Night Raw Red Ranking 8 1 Highest rank 5 (18th May 2015) Lowest rank 45 (6th October 2013) Top scorer CENAWINSLOL (27) Top assister CENAWINSLOL (10) Captain CENAWINSLOL Website /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling Nickname The /asp/ies The w/asp/s
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 19 7 12 38 50%
GF GA GD 68 47 +21
Biggest win /asp/  6–0  /k/ 27/02/2016 Biggest defeat /adv/  4–1  /asp/ 15/11/2013 First match /vp/  2–3  /asp/ 20/07/2013
Elite Cup Appearances 5 (First in 2014 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 5th, 2014 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 1 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 17th, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Glorious Domination Goal horn Ole - Bouncing Souls Alternate goal horn Be Water, My Friend! (to be played when Bruce Lee scores) Alternate goal horn My Time Is Now - John Cena Theme (to be played when CENAWINSLOL scores)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit

Exports - Winter Cup 2017

Roster (Last Updated on 2nd February 2017): https://www.mediafire.com/?hnt52nq04l5elyd
Aesthetics (Last Updated on 2nd February 2017): http://www.mediafire.com/file/1xgrgsu8pak6f60

Other Special Goalhorns/Anthems

Victory Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cjKOoEP6QI
Bruce Lee Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFf3SRP1bE , start at 27 seconds in

Team History

Main Article: /asp/ History

Winter Cup 2016

This time, the group stage draw didn't seem to be nice for /asp/, as they were placed in Group D with a tough /fit/ side, /soc/ with the power of tactical autism and /k/, a team that initially looked to be a difficult side that slowed matches down. In the first match, Bruce Lee saved /asp/ from defeat against /fit/. Despite having more shots than /fit/, /asp/ left with a 1-1 draw. /soc/ didn't seem to be any easier in the next match, as both teams would end up having the same amount of shots. However, one man stepped up at the last minute to get /asp/ the 3 points in the end...

Following that close game, /asp/ now had to face /k/, who scored no goals, but also had a strong defense that managed to help them get a 0-0 draw against /fit/, the team that would later be the champions of this cup. Surprisingly, this match ended up being one of the easiest matches for /asp/ in their history, as they took a 5-0 lead in the first half. Things slowed down in the second half, and CENAWINSLOL added insult to injury with the 6th and final goal of the match. Unfortunately, the fun was over in the round of 16. /s4s/ eliminated the w/asp/s after a penalty kick shootout.

Summer Cup 2016

New faces like THE GAY COMMUNITY and Brother Nero arrived to /asp/'s roster at a tough time for the team. /e/ got an upset victory over /asp/ with Bruce Lee scoring the consolation goal in that 3-1 loss. Following that disappointing performance, Big Match John saved the team from a loss to /mu/ with a double that got his team 1 point out of a 2-2 draw. With only 1 point after two matches, /asp/ was very close to being relegated for the first time since being promoted to the 2014 Winter Cup. Big Match John needed all the help he could get, and he got it from Brother Nero in the match against /w/. Just when the team needed to win by two goals, Brother Nero scored a double, but Powerlevel's single goal was keeping /asp/ in the babbies. At the very last minute of the match, Big Match John got the third goal /asp/ desperately needed in order to avoid relegation in a 3-1 thriller of a match.

At the round of 16, it was time to face /soc/, a formidable team that got 9 points out of their group. Brother Nero and Big Match John proved to be a deadly duo once again as they got /asp/ a 3-2 win. The team didn't celebrate this win too much, though, since it meant they had to face none other than /mlp/ in the quarterfinals. With Dave Meltzer taking notes and coughing like a maniac in the Tokyo Dome, /mlp/'s >Rape scored a hat trick that eliminated /asp/ in the quarterfinals again. Brother Nero and Big Match John tried to keep the dream alive, but their efforts weren't enough in a 3-2 loss to the eventual champions.

Roster

From left to right:
Top: Black Ref, NOT /ASP/, Lava Golem, American Dragon, Bruce Lee, Boxing/Muay Thai/Kyokushin + Judo/BJJ/Wrestling
Bottom: Pipebomb, CENAWINSLOL, Multiple Attackers, Shovelman, Bork Lazer

Main Article: /asp/ Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK VACANT 8   RB Krispen Wah 5   CB Shovelman 3   CB Multiple Attackers 2   LB Roman Reigns 4   CMF Pipebomb 18   CMF Bork Lazer 6   CMF Bruce Lee 10   CF BROTHER NERO 9   AMF CM Phil 11   CF CENAWINSLOL

No. Position Player 13   GK Based Fatass 22   GK Scooterfags 12   CB McDojo 19   CB Airshit 17   CB Deannetty 25   CB Women's """Wrestling""" 15   RB American Dragon 16   LB Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 20   CMF THE GAY COMMUNITY 21   CMF Eye Poke Jones 7   CMF FUCK THIS COMPANY 14   CMF Crossfit Jesus

Fixtures/Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
July 20, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	FAHN DAHN GOOO  9' The Dazzler  33' CENAWINSLOL  83'	Link (Boris's Twitch because >Trashd) Skip to 17 minutes
July 21, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Rodney Mullen  14' CENAWINSLOL 17', 21', 54'	Link (YouTube)
September 22, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	CENAWINSLOL  39'	Link (Dailymotion because >Twitch)
September 28, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	CENAWINSLOL  26'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 20 minutes
October 26, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO  23'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 26, 2013	/out/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Pic-A-Nic Basket  57' CENAWINSLOL  72'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-1 W	Bork Lazer  5' American Dragon  9', 12', 33'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 15, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Bork Lazer  58'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 17, 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  40', 90+' Rodney Mullen  43'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 23, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Bork Lazer  8'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
January 12, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	American Dragon  44'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 3 hours 5 minutes
January 26, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D		this match was awful, i'm not even putting a link to it
February 15, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	American Dragon  33', 90+' CENAWINSLOL  77'	Link (YouTube)
February 21, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  23' Rodney Mullen  28'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
February 23, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 1, 2014	/v/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (7-6) W	CENAWINSLOL  33', 86'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 2, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup QF	3-4 L	CENAWINSLOL  2' Rodney Mullen  77' American Dragon  90+'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
June 6, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L		Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 24 minutes
June 8, 2014	/po/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	American Dragon  10' Bones Jones  68'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 2 hours 38 minutes
July 19, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  40' NOT /ASP/  81'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 25, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 27, 2014	/s4s/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  80' FUCK THIS COMPANY  86'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
August 2, 2014	/h/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	0-1 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 14, 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  17'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 20, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  90+'
February 22, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	5-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  11', 47', 64' Pipebomb  21' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  42'
February 28, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	3-0 W	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  10' American Dragon  66', 90+' (pen.)
March 1, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Winter Cup QF	0-2 L
August 1, 2015	/tv/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  10'
August 7, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 W	American Dragon  20' CENAWINSLOL  35' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  51'
August 9, 2015	/vp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  38' CENAWINSLOL  68'
August 15, 2015	/vr/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	2-1 W	American Dragon  32' CENAWINSLOL  110'
August 16, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup QF	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  33'
February 19, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Bruce Lee  79'
February 21, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Bruce Lee  53' CENAWINSLOL  90+1'
February 27, 2016	/k/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	6-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  5', 59' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  9', 15', 31' Bruce Lee  45+1'
March 5, 2016	/s4s/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (3-4) L	American Dragon  45+1' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  90+3'
August 5, 2016	/e/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	Bruce Lee  7'
August 7, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	2-2 D	Big Match John  12', 86'
August 13, 2016	/w/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 W	BROTHER NERO  32', 85' Big Match John  90+7'
August 20, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	3-2 W	BROTHER NERO  11', 62' Big Match John  58'
August 21, 2016	/mlp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	3-2 L	Big Match John  35' BROTHER NERO  82'
February 11, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
February 17, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Big Match John  26'
February 19, 2017	/n/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	Airport General MK XI  8' Bork Lazer  48' Big Match John  90+2'

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
June 22, 2013	/gd/	DrBorisG's Friendlies	2-2 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO 48' The Dazzler  62'
November 2, 2013	/g/	Halloween Bowl 2013	2-0 W	Kane  2' The Boogeyman  6'
July 20, 2013	/lit/	Halloween Bowl 2013	4-1 W	Kane  6', 66' The Boogeyman  49', 90+'
July 20, 2013	/c/	Halloween Bowl 2013	1-6 L	Kane  88'
January 18, 2015	/jp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  72'
January 24, 2015	/f/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Bork Lazer  27' American Dragon  41' (63) Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  59'
January 25, 2015	/4ccg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
August 21, 2015	/y/	Lark's Madness	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  ??'

Player Stats

Official Friendlies are included in these stats
Bold denotes players still on the team

Goalscorers Player Goals Last Goal Scored CENAWINSLOL 27 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 American Dragon 16 vs  /s4s/ March 5, 2016 Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 8 vs  /s4s/ March 5, 2016 Rodney Mullen 4 vs  /trv/ March 2, 2014 Bork Lazer 3 vs  /c/ November 23, 2013 Bruce Lee 3 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 FAHN DAHN GOOO 2 vs  /an/ October 26, 2013 Eye Poke Jones 1 vs  /po/ June 8, 2014 NOT /ASP/ 1 vs  /pol/ July 19, 2014 FUCK THIS COMPANY 1 vs  /s4s/ July 27, 2014 Pipebomb 1 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015

Assisters Player Assists CENAWINSLOL 10 American Dragon 7 Bork Lazer 6 FAHN DAHN GOOO 4 Rodney Mullen 2 Eye Poke Jones 1 Krispen Wah 1 >Longboarding 1 Lord HEMA 1 FUCK THIS COMPANY 1 Krabby Mango 1

Goalkeeper Stats Player Saves (Clean Sheets) Black Ref 60 (7) Mark Nutt 7 (1) Best Martial Art 5 (0) Bad News Barrett 5 (0) VACANT 3 (1) Scooter Faggots 2 (1)

Goals in a single match Player Goals Game CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /adv/ July 21, 2013 American Dragon 3 vs  /vp/ October 27, 2013 CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015 Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 3 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /po/ November 17, 2013 American Dragon 2 vs  /mlp/ February 15, 2014 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /v/ March 1, 2014 American Dragon 2 vs  /hr/ February 28, 2015 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 Team Performances Event Place W/D/L Record Friendlies N/A 4/2/2 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 7th (Promoted) 1/2/1 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 17th, Group Stage (Promoted) 1/1/1 2014 4chan Winter Cup 5th, Quarter Finals 3/0/2 2014 4chan Summer Cup 13th, Ro16 2/0/2 2015 4chan Winter Cup 8th, Quarter Finals 3/1/1 2015 4chan Summer Cup 5th, Quarter Finals 3/0/2 2016 4chan Winter Cup 10th, Ro16 2/1/1 Awards Team Awards Worst Fans - 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Most Improved - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Underdog of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Surprise of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Individual Awards 2014 Winter Cup All-Stars: Rodney Mullen (first 11), American Dragon (substitute) 2014 Summer Cup All-Stars: Shovelman (substitute) Rivalries /asp/ vs /sp/ - The W/asp/s vs The GOATs - Current Record: 0-0-1 /asp/ is the younger brother of /sp/. Whilst they have yet to face each other, /sp/ will want to show it's younger brother what a squash match really is and /asp/ will be looking to go over with the 4chan cup crowd at the expense of /sp/. Some former /sp/ players are now on the /asp/ team as well. Including Winter Cup winner, Goatface, who goes by American Dragon now and Bork Lazer. The first match in this rivalry was in the Summer Cup 2014 Friendlies, an generally uneventful match which ended in a 1-0 defeat for /asp/.