User:Vaughan//fhg/

/fhg/

/fhg/
Fuck It, I'm Going Deep
/fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
Founded 9 March 2014 Manager Mike Ditka Owner Roger Goodell IRL manager /fhg/ Team colors Chat color DD4814 Burr Orange Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer 'o' (3) Top assister Based Kitties, 'o', The Prophecy (1) Captain YOU LIKE THAT Website /fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General Nickname The Dragons
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 1 2 4 25%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /wooo/  2–3  /fhg/ March 23rd 2014 Biggest defeat /fhg/  0–5  /admin/ March 23rd 2014 First match /fhg/  3–3  /wooo/ March 23rd 2014
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem NFL on FOX Victory Anthem Superb Owl Shuffle Goal horn Are You Ready For Some Football? (start at 0:17 if it doesn't auto) Alternate goal horn Welcome back to the /fhg/ draft (for The Draft) Alternate goal horn King of Akron (for SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP) Alternate goal horn Fun Times In Cleveland Alternate goal horn San Diego Super Chargers (for Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego)
Kits

/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.

Roster

No. Position Player 69   GK Aaron Rodgers' Family 0   CB shut up twinky 25   CB >Failcunts 10   CB i like to kiss tittiesss 53   DMF Homeric works about for-profit colleges 22   CMF B I G B A L L E R B R A N D 4   CMF Thank You Based Carr 17   AMF The Draft 88   SS Fun Times In Cleveland 84   SS SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 12   CF Sir Tim Bradley

No. Position Player 2   GK >Black QBs 1   CB Grip n Sip 32   CB DAT BIRD 91   CB >Bandwagoning 28   DMF >Bungles 18   DMF Chicken Parm 8   CMF Super Mariota 6   CMF The Sanchize 14   CMF Ryan Fitztragic 35   CMF Rax Grissman 21   SS Trust the Process 55   SS Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego

Roster Description

Note: Will fill this later

Player	>de scription
G O D H A N D	"I-I-I'm the best corner of the game, when you got a sorry receiver like Dez that's the result you gon get!" Meanwhile at CenturyLink Field, October 12th, 2014, Year of our LORD.
Donkey Kong Suh	Sure Ndamukong Suh plays like a chimp but you would want him on your team in a heartbeat.
[REDACTED]s	They're not the Washington Redskins, they're the Washington [REDACTED]s so check your privilege.
DAT BIRD	IF I SEE THAT FUCKING BIRD ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD...
Dallas Salt Farm	>DALLASS x DeMessi removed UpdateGuy from this conversation x DeMessi removed SUPERtwinky from this conversation
Discount Double Choke	What could possibly go wrong?
The Draft	Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest.
Chicken Parm	You Taste So Good
Don't Care Bear	A team won, right?
Rax Grissman	During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility. Team doctors who attempted to resuscitate the young boy were hindered in their attempts at CPR due to rib and sternum fractures that apparently occurred while Tim was at the complex. It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”
Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour	Winner of 4 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch
>Black QBs	>Black QBs >not busts
The Sanchize	Eternal comedy gold machine, from the buttfumble to ending the Eagles season with an interception.
>NFC South	Why did this division get a chance to be represented in the playoffs?
>being AB/sp/ in /sp/ chat	Even though we're all about #LAD#BANTER, you just can't shit talk /sp/. That's a kicking.
>Bandwagoning	>Following the Packers outside of Wisconsin >Following the Yankees while living in Virginia and still switching teams to the Astros >Fuckup Goy
RIPIP Paypuh	RIPIP Paypuh: Pls come back. ;_;7
>CFL	For the last time twinky no one wants to hear from a league that rewards points for missing field goals.
SUPER CHAMPION	BUFFALO BILLS
I Really Really Love Women	All those rumors about Aaron Rodgers being homosexual are mere balderdash
Thank You Based Carr	Oakland's savior comes from Fresno State and is a devout God-fearing Christian. He's just like Tim Tebow but with actual playing talent.
Mad Ants	The Fort Wayne Mad Ants are /fhg/'s favorite apehoop team.
Fun Times In Cleveland	At least we're not Detroit...we're not Detroit

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
23th March, 2014	/wooo/	Fake Teamb Owl	3-3 D	The Draft  9' DAT BIRD  22' 'o'  38'
23th March, 2014	/wooo/	Fake Teamb Owl	3-2 W	'o'  15' The Draft  34' Davone "DA" Bess  72'
23th March, 2014	/sinaweibo/	Fake Teamb Owl	1-4 L	'o'  82'
23th March, 2014	/admin/	Fake Teamb Owl	0-5 L

Stats

Goalscorers

Player	Goals
'o'	3
The Draft	2
DAT BIRD	1
Davone "DA" Bess	1

Assists

Player	Assists
Based Kitties	1
'o'	1
The Prophecy	1

Saves & Cleansheets

Player	Saves	Cleansheets
>Black QBs	18	0
Rax Grissman	6	0