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| | | Aaron Rodgers' Family || Aaron Rodgers may have gotten to an NFC Championship game, but when will he talk to his family? | ||
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| | | shut up twinky || Here at /fhg/, telling twinky to shut up is not only allowed but encouraged to do it | ||
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| | | {{greentext|Failcunts}} || Do not let this description distract you from the fact that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 28-3 lead | ||
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| | | i like to kiss tittiesss || hell yea go packers | ||
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| Homeric works about for-profit colleges || There are no references about DeVry in the Iliad, you can't call the Gods on toll free numbers | |||
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| | | B I G B A L L E R B R A N D || Are you a big baller to buy the ZO2s? No, then stay in your lane, small baller | ||
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| | | Thank You Based Carr || Oakland's savior comes from Fresno State and is a devout God-fearing Christian. He's just like Tim Tebow but with actual playing talent. | ||
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| The Draft || Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest. | | The Draft || Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest. | ||
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| | | Fun Times In Cleveland || At least we're not Detroit...we're not Detroit | ||
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| | | SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP || HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP | ||
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| Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour || Winner of | | Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour || Winner of 5 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch | ||
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| {{greentext|Black QBs}} || {{greentext|Black QBs}} {{greentext|not busts}} | | {{greentext|Black QBs}} || {{greentext|Black QBs}} {{greentext|not busts}} | ||
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| | | Grip n Sip || Because WKU is the best football team in the C-USA and every time they beat you you have to look over and see that big red blob dancing on the other sideline <br> God Fuck the Hilltoppers and their stupid blob | ||
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| | | DAT BIRD || IF I SEE THAT FUCKING BIRD ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD... | ||
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| {{greentext|Bandwagoning}} || {{greentext|Following the Packers outside of Wisconsin}} <br> {{greentext|Following the Yankees while living in Virginia and still switching teams to the Astros}} <br> {{greentext|Fuckup Goy}} | | {{greentext|Bandwagoning}} || {{greentext|Following the Packers outside of Wisconsin}} <br> {{greentext|Following the Yankees while living in Virginia and still switching teams to the Astros}} <br> {{greentext|Fuckup Goy}} | ||
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| | | {{greentext|Bungles}} || Going from almost beating Ben Roethlisberger in the playoffs to having a subpar season next year is so Cincinnati it hurts | ||
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| Chicken Parm || You Taste So Good | |||
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| | | Super Mariota || Finally the Tennessee Forgetmenots have a player worth following since the days of CJ2K | ||
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| | | The Sanchize || Eternal comedy gold machine, from the buttfumble to ending the Eagles season with an interception. | ||
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| | | Ryan Fitztragic || Sign Fitzpatrick as back up > Your starting QB gets injured > he does a great job replacing him > You name him the starter > Give him money next offseason > He sucks so you release him > other team signs Fitzpatrick as back up <br> <br> repeat ad infinitum | ||
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| | | Rax Grissman || During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.<br> | ||
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Team doctors who attempted to resuscitate the young boy were hindered in their attempts at CPR due to rib and sternum fractures that apparently occurred while Tim was at the complex.<br> | |||
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It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.” | |||
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| | | Trust the Process || Hinkie died for your sins, his sacrifice and work lives through his apostle Joel Embiid | ||
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| | | Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego || The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games | ||
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/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.
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Roster Description
Note: Will fill this later
Player | >de scription |
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Aaron Rodgers' Family | Aaron Rodgers may have gotten to an NFC Championship game, but when will he talk to his family? |
shut up twinky | Here at /fhg/, telling twinky to shut up is not only allowed but encouraged to do it |
>Failcunts | Do not let this description distract you from the fact that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 28-3 lead |
i like to kiss tittiesss | hell yea go packers |
Homeric works about for-profit colleges | There are no references about DeVry in the Iliad, you can't call the Gods on toll free numbers |
B I G B A L L E R B R A N D | Are you a big baller to buy the ZO2s? No, then stay in your lane, small baller |
Thank You Based Carr | Oakland's savior comes from Fresno State and is a devout God-fearing Christian. He's just like Tim Tebow but with actual playing talent. |
The Draft | Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest. |
Fun Times In Cleveland | At least we're not Detroit...we're not Detroit |
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP | HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP |
Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour | Winner of 5 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch |
>Black QBs | >Black QBs >not busts |
Grip n Sip | Because WKU is the best football team in the C-USA and every time they beat you you have to look over and see that big red blob dancing on the other sideline God Fuck the Hilltoppers and their stupid blob |
DAT BIRD | IF I SEE THAT FUCKING BIRD ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD... |
>Bandwagoning | >Following the Packers outside of Wisconsin >Following the Yankees while living in Virginia and still switching teams to the Astros >Fuckup Goy |
>Bungles | Going from almost beating Ben Roethlisberger in the playoffs to having a subpar season next year is so Cincinnati it hurts |
Chicken Parm | You Taste So Good |
Super Mariota | Finally the Tennessee Forgetmenots have a player worth following since the days of CJ2K |
The Sanchize | Eternal comedy gold machine, from the buttfumble to ending the Eagles season with an interception. |
Ryan Fitztragic | Sign Fitzpatrick as back up > Your starting QB gets injured > he does a great job replacing him > You name him the starter > Give him money next offseason > He sucks so you release him > other team signs Fitzpatrick as back up repeat ad infinitum |
Rax Grissman | During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.
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Trust the Process | Hinkie died for your sins, his sacrifice and work lives through his apostle Joel Embiid |
Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego | The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games |
Match History
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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23th March, 2014 | ![]() |
Fake Teamb Owl | 3-3 D | The Draft ![]() DAT BIRD ![]() 'o' ![]() |
23th March, 2014 | ![]() |
Fake Teamb Owl | 3-2 W | 'o' ![]() The Draft ![]() Davone "DA" Bess ![]() |
23th March, 2014 | ![]() |
Fake Teamb Owl | 1-4 L | 'o' ![]() |
23th March, 2014 | ![]() |
Fake Teamb Owl | 0-5 L |
Stats
Goalscorers
Player | Goals |
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'o' | 3 |
The Draft | 2 |
DAT BIRD | 1 |
Davone "DA" Bess | 1 |
Assists
Player | Assists |
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Based Kitties | 1 |
'o' | 1 |
The Prophecy | 1 |
Saves & Cleansheets
Player | Saves | Cleansheets |
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>Black QBs | 18 | 0 |
Rax Grissman | 6 | 0 |