/g/

Non vestri personalis auxilium bigas

/g/ - Technology

Founded

August 2011

IRL manager

Giovani1906 !!KsgZllBDsow

Team colors

Chat color

BBBAFF
GentooPurple

Ranking

20 (

)

Highest rank

2nd (August, 2015)

Lowest rank

43rd (February, 2017)

Top scorer

Install Gentoo (41)

Top assister

No Time For Love (20)

Captain

Install Gentoo

Website

/g/ - Technology

Nickname

The /g/entoomen

Historic performance

29	15	38			82				35.37%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
136	162	-26

Biggest win
/g/	6–0	/ic/
October 20, 2012

Biggest defeat
/3/	7–1	/g/
April 28, 2012

First match
/int/	1–0	/g/
August 6, 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	10 (First in SC 2011)
Best result	2nd, SC 2015
Babby Cup
Appearances	8 (First in ABC 2012)
Best result	6th, SBC 2017

Team music

Anthem	GNU/StallmanQuest
Alternate anthem	For special occasions only

Goal horn	Gee
No Time For Love Goalhorn	Fasten your Teedus

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Goalkeeper kit
Third kit
Fourth kit
Fifth kit

Being one of the sixteen starters of the 4chan Cup, /g/'s trajectory has been one of mediocrity. Their performance in the 2015 4chan Summer Cup was better than their past Elite Cup performances, seeing the team advance to the finals but lose to /mlp/.

Useful things

Music	Info	Exports
Anthem Goalhorn Install Gentoo Goalhorn Install Gentoo Special Goalhorn Terry A. Davis Goalhorn No Time For Love Goalhorn	/g/ roster /g/ Match History	Spring 2018 Export Summer 2017 Aesthetics Pack Spring 2018 Music Export (.4ccm + Music Files)

Team Discord Server

Roster

Main Article: /g/ roster Updated as of 18/04/18

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

Stallman

40

	CB

Luke Smith

79

	CB

SICP

12

	LB

Jim Keller

8

	RB

No Time For Love

80

	DMF

L. Poettering

26

	AMF

Programming Socks

12

	AMF

Terry A. Davis

92

	RWF

Thinkpad

0

	LWF

Botnet

42

	CF

Install Gentoo

No.

Position

Player

10

	GK

Common Sense

69

	CB

LinusTech"""Tips"""

91

	CB

Terrorist Watch

17

	CB

No Drivers

99

	LB

Pajeet

77

	LB

*BSD

21

	RB

CloverOS

96

	RB

Green Is My Pepper

24

	DMF

CS Grad

38

	DMF

GIVE IT BACK JAMAL

15

	DMF

Something Happened

16

	AMF

Mechanical Keyboards

Match History

Main Article that features full history: /g/ Match History Updated as of 25/07/17

2015

This year's Winter Cup had similar results for /g/ - 1 win, 2 losses, back to the Spring Babby Cup. Following this, OMP quit managing /g/, and MonsterIsland took over in hopes of getting the /g/entoomen back in a major cup.

/int/'s glory days were far behind them, and in a 4-2 loss to /g/, it was clear that those days wouldn't come back any time soon. Afterwards, /g/ faced a slight scare with a 3-1 loss to /vr/. The infamous Steve Jobs scored the consolation goal, but this wouldn't be Apple's last involvement in /g/'s goals. Terrorist Watch scored a double against /w/, and before they knew it, /g/ qualified for the 2015 Summer Cup due to having 6 points in the group, and a combination of other results. The /g/entoomen were able relax for the rest of the cup.

/g/'s hopes of competing in the 2015 Summer Cup were nearly dashed when MonsterIsland retired just before Summer. However, OMP came back, and with yet another hugely revised roster, /g/ went into Summer 2015 an underdog among the top teams. The first match of /g/'s Summer Cup was a 1-0 victory over /f/ backed by goalkeeper Common Sense, a surprise given /g/'s rather terrible previous history against /f/. The second match came with Gentoo fully installed, as he scored a hat trick and /x/'s spaghetti goalkeeper allowed new gold medal No Time For Love to score a 4th in a 4-2 victory over /x/. With 6 points through 2 matches, all /g/ needed to advance to the final round was a draw or /x/ win in the second to last Group G match. /x/ delivered with a cheeky 90+ goal to make their match 2-2, and while it seemed like /g/ would relax for the final match, any speculation about their taking this match less seriously was silenced when Audiophiles scored the first goal against /h/. /g/oalkeeping saved the day again as long-time savior Richard Stallman stopped most of a late /h/ onslaught to secure /g/'s spot atop the group.

The later rounds of the Summer Cup took /g/ to new heights as they got an upset victory over /tg/, the defending 4chan cup champions. In the quarterfinals, /g/ fucked /tv/'s shit up in a 4-1 win, and an early goal against /b/ from Audiophiles gave the /g/entoomen all they needed to get to the final against /mlp/. For a while, at least, /g/ seemed to be unstoppable due to their sharp offense and Stallman putting on great goalkeeping performances. During the first half of their fateful match against /mlp/, /g/ took the lead and were looking like they could walk away as the Summer Cup champions. Sadly, all good things must come to an end: /g/'s form finally decayed in the second half, and an unfortunate bounce of the ball led to /mlp/ getting ahead by one. From then on, /mlp/ rolled with the momentum they had and eventually won the final 2-1. While the team did not manage to put the metaphorical cherry on top of the cake, this match concluded /g/'s most successful Cup run to date and finally put them on the radar as a force to be reckoned with. Until...

2016

The cup moved into PES 2016, and this ended up turning /g/'s world upside down. As a result, the 2016 4chan Winter Cup was a disaster for the /g/entoomen, who were eliminated after just two matches in the group stage. Things were already looking bad for the team after a 4-0 loss to /s4s/, and the 2-1 loss to /gd/ combined with /r9k/'s 1-1 draw with /s4s/ killed them. Having no pressure in the next match, /g/ put on a hell of a performance in a 4-3 win over /r9k/, but it was simply too little, too late.

Down in the babbies once more, /g/ had to figure out the ways of PES 2016 sooner rather than later. The cup got off to a strange start for them with a 1-1 draw against /biz/, a team that was initially seen as a minnow in Group G. The once mighty /tg/ was up next, but they were a shadow of the team they once were, and the /g/entoomen got a 2-1 win out of that match. In order to get into the Summer Cup safely, /g/ had to win or draw against /sci/, and they got the win with Install Gentoo's early goal being all that was needed in a 1-0 victory. Following that, the round of 16 draw got /g/ to face /sp/, a familiar opponent. Though this was a chance for revenge against the GOATs who previously relegated /g/ and doomed them to the 0 point hall of shame, /sp/ was still a cut above them after all these years. Despite Install Gentoo's 11th minute goal, /sp/ didn't panic and turned the tables on /g/ to get a 3-1 win to eliminate the /g/entoomen. OMP quit after this, and without a manager for the Summer Cup, /g/ was sent back down to the babbies.

Eventually, Narcissist became /g/'s new manager in time for the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. The group stage draw was not kind to the /g/entoomen in this season, as their opponents Group G would include giants like /tv/ and /mu/. Only /t/ seemed like a possibly easy opponent. The Big Guys from /tv/ had little trouble beating /g/ 5-2. Up next was another embarrassing result at the hands of /t/. After taking a 3-0 lead in the first half, the /g/entoomen crumbled in the second half and had to settle for a 3-3 draw. There was still some hope for a promotion despite these results: a win against /mu/ would have promoted /g/, and it looked like a real possibility after the first half of their match. /g/ had taken a 2-1 lead against /mu/, but once again, they lost the lead, and Michael Gira's 88th minute goal sealed /g/'s fate. The 3-2 loss to /mu/ kept the /g/entoomen in the babbies once again.

2017

/g/ went into 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup with new tactics and faced up against both new and old opponents in Group E.The /g/entoomen drew /w/ 1-1 and were left with 1 point. Up next was a familiar enemy, /a/ , who ruined /g/'s chances of advancing in previous cups. The midfield was the contesting ground for both teams in the first half but No Time For Love delivered a beautiful shot at the start of the second half but /a/ returned with a 74 minute goal by Bebop ; Nearing the end of the match, it was looking over for the /g/entoomen but an amazing and stoic header from Install Gentoo won /g/ the game in the 91st minute. With a win and a draw, /g/ faced their final opponents of the group stage, /out/. /out/ scored 2 goals in the first 20 minutes but then Install Gentoo returned 3 goals over the game doing 3 miraculous things, advancing /g/ to summer and the knockouts and winning /g/ the match. The /g/entoomen went into their first knockouts match-up against /po/ levelheaded and ready, /po/ grabbed the first goal of the match only to find Install Gentoo returning back at kick-off ; Just after half-time, /po/ scooped up another goal but /g/ ferociously swung back and grabbed 2 goals to take control of the match and win. /g/ advanced to the quarter finals facing /an/, a well-performing opponent. /g/ put extreme pressure on /an/ in the first half, sieging down their defences and taking midfield control but in the second half /an/ scored 2 goals in quick succession, A goal by Install Gentoo kept the /g/ attack in swing but sadly, it was too late and /g/ fate in the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup was sealed. Overall, this performance was very good by /g/, Not only did this see them make it to the quarter finals but it allowed them to advance into the 2017 4chan Summer Cup

Official Match Results

As a consequence of the Dragongate controversy, a number of results have been vacated or altered. Those matches marked in gray have been voided, regardless of the original result.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August 6, 2011	/int/	First Round Winners' Bracket SC 2011	0-1 L
August 7, 2011	/s/	First Round Losers' Bracket SC 2011	2-1 W	Unknown
August 7, 2011	/tv/	Second Round Losers' Bracket SC 2011	3-0 W	Unknown
August 8, 2011	/a/	Third Round Losers' Bracket SC 2011	1-2 L	Unknown
January 5, 2012	/tv/	First Round Winners' Bracket WC 2012	3-0 W	No Drivers 6', 65', 69'
January 6, 2012	/ck/	Second Round Winners' Bracket WC 2012	0-1 L
January 7, 2012	/co/	Second Round Losers' Bracket WC 2012	2-3 L	No Drivers 21' Sennheiser 81'
March, 2012	/gif/	SBC Friendlies 2012	1-4 L	Bloat 45+2'
April 21, 2012	/sci/	SC Friendlies 2012	3-7 L	Bloat 22', 89' No Drivers 45+1'
April 28, 2012	/3/	SC Friendlies 2012	1-7 L	No Drivers 30'
May 26, 2012	/wg/	SC Friendlies 2012	2-3 L	Woodscrews 11' No Drivers 37'
July 13, 2012	/a/	Group B SC 2012	1-1 D	No Drivers 45+1'
July 14, 2012	/pol/	Group B SC 2012	1-2 L	RandyTaylor69 90+2'
July 15, 2012	/m/	Group B SC 2012	0-5 L
September 9, 2012	/mu/	ABC Friendlies 2012	2-3 L	Install Gentoo 38' No Drivers 53'
September 15, 2012	/adv/	ABC Friendlies 2012	3-1 W	No Drivers 12', 30', 51'
September 23, 2012	/k/	ABC Friendlies 2012	1-1 D	Woodscrews 7'
October 12, 2012	/h/	Group E ABC 2012	3-5 L	No Drivers 14', 67' Woodscrews 22'
October 13, 2012	/v/	Group E ABC 2012	0-2 L
October 20, 2012	/ic/	Group E ABC 2012	6-0 W	Woodscrews 14', 50' No Drivers 42', 46', 52', 53'
December 22, 2012	/an/	WC Friendlies 2013	1-2 L	P-P-POWERBOOK 84'
April 5, 2013	/3/	SBC Friendlies 2013	1-2 L	No Drivers 90+1'
April 7, 2013	/po/	SCB Friendlies 2013	1-1 D	No Drivers 39'
May 3, 2013	/x/	Group B SBC 2013	2-1 W	RandyTaylor69 27', 81'
May 5, 2013	/diy/	Group B SBC 2013	1-1 D	RandyTaylor69 43'
May 11, 2013	/3/	Group B SBC 2013	0-3 L
August 17, 2013	/m/	Group E SC 2013	0-1 L
August 23, 2013	/jp/	Group E SC 2013	1-2 L	Install Gentoo 51'
August 25, 2013	/sp/	Group E SC 2013	0-2 L
September 28, 2013	/r9k/	ABC Friendlies 2013	0-1 L
October 5, 2013	/u/	ABC Friendlies 2013	2-2 D	Developers 32' Install Gentoo 44'
November 15, 2013	/d/	Group C ABC 2013	1-1 D	Install Gentoo 55'
November 17, 2013	/n/	Group C ABC 2013	2-1 W	Tidus 32', 41'
November 23, 2013	/an/	Group C ABC 2013	0-3 L
November 30, 2013	/f/	Round of 16 ABC 2013	0-2 L
February 14, 2014	/f/	Group B WC 2014	1-2 L	Tidus 79'
February 16, 2014	/lgbt/	Group B WC 2014	1-0 W	Install Gentoo 20'
February 22, 2014	/sp/	Group B WC 2014	1-3 L	Tidus 21'
April 5, 2014	/3/	Group F SBC 2014	4-2 W	Dead Waifu Age 4', 69' Moto /g/ 43' Teedus 63'
April 11, 2014	/r9k/	Group F SBC 2014	0-0 D
April 12, 2014	/gd/	Group F SBC 2014	1-3 L	Dead Waifu Age 4'
April 20, 2014	/ic/	Group F SBC 2014	1-1 D	Dead Waifu Age 52'
May 30, 2014	/a/	SC Friendlies 2014	0-6 L
June 1, 2014	/co/	SC Friendlies 2014	0-0 D
October 17, 2014	/trv/	Group C ABC 2014	4-1 W	Audiophiles 12' Teedus 45+', 77' TOX 56'
October 19, 2014	/mlp/	Group C ABC 2014	1-2 L	Teedus 45+'
October 25, 2014	/hm/	Group C ABC 2014	2-1 W	Waifu Desktop 21' Install Gentoo 36'
October 31, 2014	/c/	Group C ABC 2014	5-0 W	Teedus 39' Audiophiles 56', 90+' Install Gentoo 59', 65'
November 8, 2014	/m/	Round of 16 ABC 2014	2-0 W	Install Gentoo 25', 42'
November 9, 2014	/e/	Quarterfinals ABC 2014	0-4 L (a.e.t.)
February 14, 2015	/vg/	Group E WC 2015	1-2 L	Teedus 6'
February 20, 2015	/lit/	Group E WC 2015	2-1 W	Install Gentoo 26', 85'
February 22, 2015	/wsg/	Group E WC 2015	1-3 L	Teedus 3'
April 24, 2015	/int/	Group C SBC 2015	4-2 W	Terrorist Watch 2' Ballmer 15', 58' Beats by Dr. Dre 66'
April 26, 2015	/vr/	Group C SBC 2015	1-3 L	Steve Jobs 90+'
May 2, 2015	/w/	Group C SBC 2015	2-0 W	Terrorist Watch 22', 90+'
May 9, 2015	/trv/	Group C SBC 2015	1-3 L	Ballmer 23'
May 16, 2015	/mu/	Round of 16 SBC 2015	3-4 L	Beats by Dr. Dr 10' Terrorist Watch 50' Steve Jobs 86'
August 1, 2015	/f/	Group G SC 2015	1-0 W	Audiophiles 19'
August 7, 2015	/x/	Group G SC 2015	4-2 W	Install Gentoo 20', 40', 55' No Time For Love 80'
August 9, 2015	/h/	Group G SC 2015	1-1 D	Audiophiles 40'
August 15, 2015	/tg/	Round of 16 SC 2015	3-1 W	Failed /g/ Project 4' Audiophiles 40' No Time For Love 56'
August 16, 2015	/tv/	Quarterfinals SC 2015	4-1 W	Install Gentoo 45+', 52', 89' No Time For Love 72'
August 16, 2015	/b/	Semifinals SC 2015	1-0 W	Audiophiles 7'
August 16, 2015	/mlp/	Finals SC 2015	1-2 L	DPT 30'
February 20, 2016	/s4s/	Group G WC 2016	0-4 L
February 26, 2016	/gd/	Group G WC 2016	1-2 L	No time For Love 31'
February 28, 2016	/r9k/	Group G WC 2016	4-3 W	Install Gentoo 5', 64' No time For Love 59', 84'
May 7, 2016	/biz/	Group G SBC 2016	1-1 D	Install Gentoo 71'
May 13, 2016	/tg/	Group G SBC 2016	2-1 W	Botnet 39' No Time For Love 62'
May 15, 2016	/sci/	Group G SBC 2016	1-0 W	Install Gentoo 11'
May 21, 2016	/sp/	Round of 16 SBC 2016	1-3 L	Install Gentoo 7'
October 29, 2016	/tv/	Group G ABC 2016	2-5 L	No Time For Love 60' Install Gentoo 79'
November 4, 2016	/t/	Group G ABC 2016	3-3 D	No Time For Love 16', 24' Install Gentoo 31'
November 6, 2016	/mu/	Group G ABC 2016	2-3 L	Botnet 43', 48'
May 13, 2017	/w/	Group E SBC 2017	1-1 D	No Time For Love 8'
May 19, 2017	/a/	Group E SBC 2017	2-1 W	Install Gentoo 90+1' No time For Love 67'
May 21, 2017	/out/	Group E SBC 2017	3-2 W	Install Gentoo 21', 51', 75'
May 15, 2017	/po/	Round of 16 SBC 2017	3-2 W	Install Gentoo 10', 52' Thinkpad 49'
May 21, 2017	/an/	Quarterfinals SBC 2017	1-2 L	Install Gentoo 43'
July 29, 2017	/gd/	Group H SC 2017	1-0 W	Thinkpad 42'
August 4, 2017	/co/	Group H SC 2017	3-0 W	Install Gentoo 16', 20', 44'
August 6, 2017	/int/	Group H SC 2017	4-4 D	SICP 47' No Time For Love 57', 90+5' Install Gentoo 75'
August 12, 2017	/toy/	Round of 16 SC 2017	2-3 L	Programming Socks 28' Install Gentoo 65'
February 16, 2018	/pol/	Group B WC 2018	1-2 L	Install Gentoo 38'
February 18, 2018	/toy/	Group B WC 2018	2-2 D	Something Happened 16' No Time For Love 75'
February 24, 2018	/sp/	Group B WC 2018	2-2 D	Install Gentoo 21' Thinkpad 69'
May 5, 2018	/po/	Group E SBC 2018	4-3 W	Terry A. Davis 10' Install Gentoo 24', 45+2' Thinkpad 52'
May 12, 2018	/o/	Group E SBC 2018	TBA
May 18, 2018	/bant/	Group E SBC 2018	TBA
May 20, 2018	/ck/	Group E SBC 2018	TBA