/f1W/

/f1W/
WE WANT WAGS
/f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division
Founded 10 October, 2018 Manager Kumakichi Owner WAG Corp IRL manager ITOP #0123 Team colors HEX color 492e8b Purple Top scorer Sophia (3) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Vivien Website /f1W/ - Relentless Formula 1 General WAG Division Nickname The Wags
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 2 5 7 0%
GF GA GD 9 20 -11
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat /f1W/  1–4  /f1/ 26 January 2019 First match /SerieA/  3–1  /f1W/ 20 January 2019
/sp/erb Owl Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha Victory Anthem Aqua - Barbie Girl Goal horn Spice Girls - Wannabe
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit

/f1W/ is /f1/-Relentless Formula 1 General's second entry, created to promote the role of women into virtual divegrass. In reality it exists because all /f1/'s WAGs got BTFO from the /f1/'s lineup and some felt bad about it

The team's first appearance was in 2019 in the /sp/erb Owl 2019.

Roster

No. Position Player #88   GK Desert Queen #5   RB Fabienne #35   CB Darya #2   CB Katya #17   LB Minttu #14   DMF Juju #6   DMF Mana #31   RMF Sophia #8   LMF Pacey Hobbit #41   AMF Ira! Irichka! #777   CF Vivien

No. Position Player #77   GK Tiffany #19   RB Marta #55   RB Chadders #7   RB Gimi (female) #9   CB Patricija #10   CB Natalia #3   CB Gosia #16   LB Giada #18   LB Tatiana #99   LB Ruth #23   DMF Lily #86   DMF Feline

Downloads

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
20 January 2019	/SerieA/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	1–3 L	16' Sophia
25 January 2019	/LigaMX/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	1–1 D	90+3' Minttu
26 January 2019	/f1/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	1–4 L	74' Minttu
20 September 2019	/f1/	/sp/erb Owl 2019*	2–4 L	31, 90+1' Sophia
22 September 2019	/mls+ayy/	/sp/erb Owl 2019*	0–2 L
22 May 2020	/copalib/	/sp/erb Owl 2020	3–5 L	41, 84' Vivien  79' Ira! Irichka!
24 May 2020	/marble/	/sp/erb Owl 2020	1–1 D	77' Ira! Irichka!
30 May 2020	/afl/	/sp/erb Owl 2020	1–0 L
28 Feb 2021	File:Unterhunden 1954 icon.png /Unterhunden 1954/	Are Jense Bowl 2021 *SWOS	3–1 L	90' Vivien

Detailed roster

Goalkeepers

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
77	Tiffany	Tiffany Cromwell		>steals your husband
88	Amna	Desert Queen		Now with a legal right to d(r)ive

Defenders

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
5	Fabienne	Fabienne Wohlwend		Gifted with natural airbags but they aren't aerodynamically efficent, undermining her performances at the wheel
55	Chadders	Jamie Chadwick		She got $500k for not being as shit as other female drivers, probably because she looks like a dude
25	Tatiana	Tatiana Calderon		>tfw your team mate literally dies but you still finish behind him in the standings
16	Ruth	Ruth Buscombe		Puts more effort in finding a strategy to fuck her current driver than making him do well on track
19	Marta	Marta Garcia		Her innocence: gone
3	Pinkham	Natalie Pinkham		Sky F1 presenter, someone will still claim she hasn't had a boobjob
27	Federica	Federica Masolin		Sexiest Sky F1 presenter
17	Minttu	Minttu Raikkonen		The wife
7	Gimi	gimi (female)		>Boomer >Two kids >Finnish >Races with #7 >Back injury Where I've seen all of this already?

Midfield

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
6	Mana	Mana Sugiyama		Life to Mana, the GOAT racequeen
30	Sophia	Sophia Floersch		The closest thing to a competent female driver that motorsport has ever been able to create
14	Juju	Juju Noda		For head pats only
8	Carrie	Pacey Hobbit		Small hobbit sometimes spotted on motorsport podiums but more often found in Anon's wishful dreams

Forwards

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
13	Vivien	Vivien Keszthelyi		Breeding material for the 4th Schumacher and her horse, oh right, she is a driver aswell... apparently