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/h/
My hips are moving on their own!
/h/ - Hentai
Founded July 17, 2012 Manager Younger Sister Owner Older Brother IRL manager Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9 Gummy !!/b24Z7agROA LiruAutist !!8nONKtpB5PP rhs Team colors Chat color 87CEEB Shimapan Blue Ranking 29 () Highest rank 2 (March 1, 2015) Lowest rank 48 (February 15, 2021) Top scorer Can't beat the Cock (41) Top assister Faceless Fatguy (25) Captain Sad Panda Website /h/ - Hentai Nickname baka hentais Home ground Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 49 30 49 128 38.28%
GF GA GD 225 229 -4
Biggest win /h/  5–0  /tg/ November 6, 2021 Biggest defeat /soc/  7–0  /h/ February 10, 2013 First match /h/  2–2  /hm/ July 20, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 18 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 2nd, 2015 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 10 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 7th, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem CHAMPION Goal horn Fly Away Faceless Goalhorn Netorare Rance Goalhorn My Glorious Days Liru Goalhorn Never, Ever Unwilling Elf Goalhorn Everybody hates elves
Kits
Home kit Away kit

The /h/entai Team was formed on July 17th, 2012 after a curious spectator of the 4chan Summer Cup group stages decided to create a team with the help of friendly anons from /h/. Other teams are about to be loved tenderly.

Important Links

Tactical Export	Aesthetic Export	Music Export
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Roster

Main Article: /h/ roster

Current Roster

No. Position Player 15   GK Sad Panda 59   CB Oh Bother 49   CB Leg Lock 57   CB Violated Heroine 42   DMF Liru 47   CMF License to Fuck 51   CMF Mind Break 38   AMF Unwilling Elf 33   AMF Faceless Fatguy 72   SS Used Goods 52   CF Can't Beat the Cock

No. Position Player 45   CB Blowjob Face 68   CB Dykes getting dicked 11   LB Incest 73   LB Condom Belt 28   RB Delicious Flat Chest 50   RB Lightsaber Dick 24   DMF Asuka 65   DMF H*nd H*lding Vanilla Sex 74   DMF Grimm 13   CMF Thinking Man's Fetish 67   CMF V-tuber Slut 75   CMF PokeGirl

History

Honors

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Team

Official

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  2015 4chan Winter Cup: Runners Up

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  2014 4chan Winter Cup: 4th Place

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  2018 4chan Winter Cup: 4th Place

Invitational

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  Weeabowl II: Champions

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  Kurisumasu Cup: Champions

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  Kurisumasu Cup III: Champions

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  Lewd Bowl:
  Runners Up

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  Kurisumasu Cup IV: Runners Up

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  Tag Team Cup 3:
  Runners Up
  as  /hpo/

Individual

Awards

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  2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Goal of the Tournament: Asuka

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  2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Most Assists (Tied):
  Liru

All-Star Selection

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  2012 Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars:
  POMF-chan

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  2014 Winter Cup All-Stars:
  Asuka

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  2014 Winter Cup All-Stars:
  Kneesocks

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  2014 Summer Cup All-Stars:
  Delicious Flat Chest

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  2015 Winter Cup All-Stars:
  Asuka

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  2015 Winter Cup All-Stars:
  Kneesocks

Tournament History

Event	Finish	W	D	L	Captain	Lead Goalscorer
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	3	0	1	Fap Gauntlet	Titty Monster (3)
2013 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	1	2	Titty Monster	Titty Monster (2)
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage, promoted	2	0	1	Titty Monster	Titty Monster (2)
2013 4chan Summer Cup	Round of 16	1	2	1	Asuka Langley Soryu	Asuka Langley Soryu (2)
2014 4chan Winter Cup	4th Place	3	1	3	Asuka Langley Soryu	Asuka Langley Soryu (4) Titty Monster (4)
2014 4chan Summer Cup	Quarterfinals	2	1	2	Asuka Langley Soryu	Incest Titty Monster (2)
2015 4chan Winter Cup	Runner-up	5	0	2	Titty Monster	Asuka Langley Soryu (5)
2015 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage, relegated	1	1	1	Titty Monster	Titty Monster (3)
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Quarterfinals, promoted	3	2	1	Titty Monster	Bible Black (3)
2016 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	1	2	Titty Monster	Titty Monster (3)
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	1	0	2	Asuka Langley Soryu	Asuka Langley Soryu (4)
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	2	1	1	Asuka Langley Soryu	Asuka Langley Soryu (6)
2017 4chan Winter Cup	Round of 16	1	1	2	Asuka Langley Soryu	Liru (4)
2017 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	2	1	Liru	Faceless Fatguy (1)
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	2	0	2	Liru	Faceless Fatguy (5)
2018 4chan Winter Cup	4th Place	4	1	2	Liru	Faceless Fatguy (4) Liru (4)
2018 4chan Summer Cup	Round of 16	1	2	1	Sad Panda	Liru (3)
2019 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	2	1	Sad Panda	Can't Beat The Cock (3) Faceless Fatguy (3)
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Quarter Finals	2	1	2	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (2) Liru (2) Faceless Fatguy (2)
2019 4chan Summer Cup	Round of 16	2	1	1	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (6)
2020 4chan Winter Cup	Round of 16	1	2	1	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (5)
2020 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	0	3	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (2) & Liru (2)
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	1	0	2	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (3)
2021 4chan World Cup	Group Stage	1	0	2	Sad Panda	Liru (2)
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	1	3	1	Sad Panda	Liru (12)
2022 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated	1	1	1	Sad Panda	Can't Beat The Cock (2)
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	2	2	1	Sad Panda	Can't Beat The Cock (7)
2022 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage, relegate	0	2	1	Sad Panda	Can't Beat The Cock (2)
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	1	2	1	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (5)

Match History

For a full record of all  /h/ matches including friendlies and invitationals refer to the main /h/ Match History page. A video archive of matches can be found here

Recent Matches

Last 2 cups

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
April 29, 2022	/r9k/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	2-2 D	Unwilling Elf  32' Can't Beat The Cock  69'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 589
May 1, 2022	/jp/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	2-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock  13' Faceless Fatguy  30'	Untrodden Valley Attendance: 608
May 7, 2022	/his/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	1-1 D	Can't Beat The Cock  49'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 580
May 15, 2022	/vrpg/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	3-2 W	Can't Beat The Cock  32', 52', 86'	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 548
May 21, 2022	/s4s/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	1-3 L	Can't Beat The Cock  30'	The Magical Realm Attendance: 629
July 30, 2022	/co/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	Can't Beat The Cock  36'	Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium Attendance: 535
August 5, 2022	/pol/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Unwilling Elf  29'	/pol/ in the High Castle Attendance: 590
August 7, 2022	/x/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-3 D	Idolslut  45+2' Can't Beat The Cock  71' Dikes getting dicked  83'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 587

Records

Main Article: /h/ Records

Team Records

Category	Recordholder	Record
Highest Attendance	vs  /n/, March 4 2018 2018 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match	2552
Winning Streak	February 15 2015 to March 1 2015	5 Matches
Unbeaten Streak	August 9 2015 to November 14 2015 January 30 2022 to May 15 2022	6 Matches
Biggest Win	vs  /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs  /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies vs  /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage vs  /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-0
Highest Score	vs  /g/ October 13 2013 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup vs  /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs  /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies vs  /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage vs  /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5 Goals

Individual Records

Category	Recordholder	Record
Most Matches	Faceless Fatguy	79
Most Goals	Can't Beat The Cock	41
Most Goals in a Match	Asuka Langley Soryuu vs  /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage Can't Beat The Cock v  /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage Liru v  /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4
Most Goals in a Cup	Liru 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	12
Most Assists	Faceless Fatguy	25
Most Saves	Sad Panda	184
Most Cleansheets	Sad Panda	11

Cup Records

Individual

Category	Recordholder	Record
Most Goals scored in a group stage	Liru 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	11

Miscellaneous

Management

Avalon - Autumn 2012 - Spring 2013
OnaniMaster - Autumn 2012
Bittenfeld - Summer 2013 - Summer 2014
RLK_Dragon - Winter 2015 - Autumn 2015
Flowonthego & Gummy - Summer 2015 - Summer 2019, Autumn 2020 -
rhs - Summer 2017 - Winter 2019, Summer 2019 - Summer 2020 , Autumn 2022 - LiruAutist - Spring 2019 -

Rivalries

/a/ - Sad Panda Derby	On the first day of 4chan moot created the anime board. On the second day he created the hentai board. Linked from the very beginning it is fitting that the two teams have been closely linked and indeed are cotenants of the Sad Panda Communal Faphouse. Fittingly the two teams have met in two official friendlies, split one apiece, and in one drawn cup match.
1-1-1

Played	GF	GA	GD
3	4	8	-4

/d/ - Fluid Bowl	They both live their lives in search of hentai...however one has a bit of an open mind. /h/ and /d/ first played in two friendlies, split one apiece but /h/ has since taken control of the Derby with two round of 16 wins.
3-0-1

Played	GF	GA	GD
4	6	5	1

/e/ - H Bowl	Two boards inherently linked with the word ecchi itself derived from the English spelling of hentai. While both boards love their lewd anime girls, /h/ recognizes that anime girls are there to get the dick. The two boards have never met in a cup match but /h/ came out victorious in the one official friendly played.
1-0-0

Played	GF	GA	GD
1	1	0	1

/mlp/ - Stallion Bowl

Your resistance only makes me harder Named after the character Stallion from the classic Hentai game/OVA Words Worth, this rivalry stems from onfield cup history. All four cup matches between the two sides have been high stakes finals with /mlp/ taking out the first match and the third place trophy in Winter 2014. The following Winter /h/ got revenge in the Round of 16 enroute to the cup final. Unfortunately /mlp/ has taken out both of the next two encounters, a Round of 16 match in Autumn 2017 and a semi final in Winter 2018 where /h/ was unable to capitalise on its dominance due to >Rance

1-0-3

Played	GF	GA	GD
4	5	8	-3

Stadium

Stadium

Sad Panda Communal Faphouse

7-10-9

Envisioned as a communal stadium that could represent all the weeb teams, the Sad Panda Communal Faphouse hosted its first match in the Round of 16 in the 2016 Autumn Babby Cup. Unfortunately /h/ was unable to avoid the New Stadium Curse, losing to /u/. While /h/'s second match at the ground was a much happier occasion, with a 3-0 win over /adv/ to avoid relegation in Winter 2017, the teams has yet to stamp its authority at home though a breakout victory against rivals /d/ in the 2018 Winter Cup Round of 16 shows that this is beginning to change.

Played	GF	GA	GD
26	49	52	-3

Tag Teams

The Tag Team Cup is an annual invitational where two cup teams form a tag team representing both teams.

/hpo/ - /h/ and /po/	/hpo/ was the tag team between /h/ and /po/ for the 2017 Tag Team Cup 3. /hpo/ was successful onfield and finished second, losing in the final to /vrm/.
3-1-2

Played	GF	GA	GD
6	7	7	0

/vh/ - /h/ and /v/	/vh/ was the tag team between /h/ and /v/ that took part in the Tag Team Cup 4.
2-0-2

Played	GF	GA	GD
4	4	7	-3