/nasfaqg/

/nasfaqg/
Keep it about the money.
/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General
Founded February 16th 2021 Manager Big Plans :^) Owner honk IRL manager 暗闇の中でダンサー !Dansaa Team colors Chat color 4cc0c0 Graph Teal Top scorer BIG FAT DIVIDENDS (12) Top assister >[Deleted] (6) Captain >[Deleted] Website /nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General Nickname nasfags
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 7 1 10 18 38.89%
GF GA GD 34 39 -5
Biggest win /hag/  2–5  /nasfaqg/ 10 March 2023 Biggest defeat /nasfaqg/  0–4  /manstars/ 09 September 2023 First match /nasfaqg/  1–2  /wah/ 25 September 2021
Team music
Anthem NO TENGO DINERO Victory Anthem Mo Money Mo Problems Goal horn HERE COMES THE MONEY >[Deleted] Goodbye Sengen "Don't Buy Towa" Useewa "Big Fat Dividends" Wan Wan Wow! "SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!" Edamame
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

File:Reminder Loop-331017371.mp3 WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

I'm Pomu!

Pomu? Nooooo, am orca!

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

Roster

No. Position Player 13   GK MARKET CLOSED 30   RB ohhhhh 10   CB Ms. Honk 6   CB zhonkbot 9   LB SHIN ABAYO 19   DMF HOUR NINETEEN 5   CMF Money Laundering 4   CMF Friday Night 3   AMF Don't Buy Towa 11   CF BIG FAT DIVIDENDS 1   CF >[Deleted]

No. Position Player 2   GK Armchair Dev 22   RB SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT 21   RB Watanoff 20   CB MOHAAAAAAAAN 23   CB >nasfa/ck/ 15   CB "You Heard The Man" 8   LB Dev Summoning 16   LB MAYONNAISE 15   CMF THE ETERNAL CRAB 69   CMF gay nasfaq sex 12   CMF post wallet 17   CMF  jeb_

Retired Players

No. Position Player 10   CB /api/deleteOwnAccount (Retired after /vt/ League 1, replaced by MONEY LAUNDERING) 6   CB fucking hoshiyomis (/vt/ League 1-2, ohhhhh) 5   LMF Haaton-V (/vt/ League 1-2, SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT) 8   GK buy octoina (/vt/ League 1, Armchair Dev) 144   CMF ayamy 144p (/vt/ League 1, CRAB TOMORROW CRAB TODAY THE ETERNAL CRAB) 15   RMF "The Gang Plays Football" (/vt/ League 1, "You Heard The Man") 16   LMF (embed) (/vt/ League 1, Free Milk) 17   CB RED TOMORROW RED TODAY (/vt/ League 1-2, Dev Summoning) 20   CB >MPP (/vt/ League 1, >nasfa/ck/) 22   CB BUY PENDING (/vt/ League 1-2, CONVERSION THERAPY gay nasfaq sex) 2   CMF smiNENEm (/vt/ League 1-3, MAYONNAISE) 144   CMF Free Milk (/vt/ League 2-3, Friday Night)

About

NASFAQ is a financial market simulator based on the performance of the virtual Youtubers under the Hololive idol agency. It provides real time statistics on each performer including subscribers, daily subscribers, and view counts. Trading takes place with "coins" that represent each member, of which a unique price is calculated periodically based on channel views, subscribers, and market demand.
The numbers here mean nothing in the real world. This is a fake stock market game, not a real crypto.
No, you won't get better at stocks from this.

Numbers

Player	Goals	Assists
>[Deleted]	9	6
BIG FAT DIVIDENDS	12	5
Don't Buy Towa	8	5
Friday Night	3	-
HOUR NINETEEN	1	1
	1	1
post wallet	-	2
/api/deleteOwnAccount	-	1
SUSAAAAAAAAN MOHAAAAAAAAN	-	1
"You Heard the Man"	-	1
Dev Summoning	-	1
She Can't Keep Getting Away With It	-	1

Hall of Shame

Player	Yellow Cards	Red Cards	Own Goals
ayamy 144p	1	-	-
ABAYO	1	-	-
MOHAAAAAAAAN	1	-	-
Don't Buy Towa	1	-	-
post wallet	1	-	-

Official Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 1	Group Stage	/wah/	1-2 L	Don't Buy Towa  44'	September 25th, 2021
		/koopa/	2-4 W	BIG FAT DIVIDENDS  10' Hour Nineteen  43' >[Deleted]  58' Don't Buy Towa  73'	September 26th, 2021
		/tsun/	2-4 L	Don't Buy Towa  7' >[Deleted]  83'	October 2nd, 2021
Placement: 9th (out of 16)
/vt/ League 2	Group Stage	/hag/	1-1 D	Don't Buy Towa  30'	March 4th, 2022
		/vsj+/	4-1 L	Don't Buy Towa  26'	March 5th, 2022
		/pcg/	4-2 W	Don't Buy Towa  6', 12' BIG FAT DIVIDENDS  30' >[Deleted]  57'	March 11th, 2022
	Round of 16	/niji/	2-4 W	BIG FAT DIVIDENDS  25', 45+0', 59' >[Deleted]  75'	March 12th, 2022
	Quarterfinals	/774/	2-1 L	BIG FAT DIVIDENDS  66'	March 13th, 2022
Placement: 7th (out of 24)
/vt/ League 3	Group Stage	/doog/	1-2 L	>[Deleted]  90+1'	September 2nd, 2022
		/koopa/	1-2 L	>[Deleted]  61'	September 4th, 2022
		/GGG/	2-1 L	BIG FAT DIVIDENDS  42'	September 10th, 2022
Placement: 31st (out of 32)
/vt/ League 4	Group Stage	/wah/	0-1 W	Friday Night  71'	March 4th, 2023
		/hag/	2-5 W	BIG FAT DIVIDENDS  12', 90+1' Friday Night  33' >[Deleted]  42', 57'	March 10th, 2023
		/doog/	2-6 L	>[Deleted]  42' Friday Night  89'	March 17th, 2023
	Round of 16	/fvr/	2-0 L		March 18th, 2023
Placement: 16th (out of 36)
/vt/ League 5	Group Stage	/lia/	2-0 W	jeb_  2' BIG FAT DIVIDENDS  45+2'	1 September 2023
		/mogu/	1-3 W	BIG FAT DIVIDENDS  12', 18' Don't Buy Towa  26'	3 September 2023
		/manstars/	0-4 L		10 September 2023
	Playoff Round	/TBD/			15 September 2023
Placement: TBD (out of 40)

Memevitationals

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
Divegrass Before Christmas 3: Gotta Go Fast Edition	Group Stage	/vsj+/	3-3 D	Don't Buy Towa  32', 87' BIG FAT DIVIDENDS  69'	11 December 2021
		/yah/	0-4 W	>[Deleted]  10', 16', 34' BIG FAT DIVIDENDS  62'	14 December 2021
		/ybc/	4-2 W	>[Deleted]  45+2' Post Wallet  52' BIG FAT DIVIDENDS  60', 69'	16 December 2021
	Round of 16	/basshunter/	2-3 L	>[Deleted]  5' BIG FAT DIVIDENDS  49' ABAYO  86'	22 December 2021
Placement: 14th (out of 32)
/vt/ League 4 Friendlies	/vt/ League 4 Friendlies Day Two	/ybc/	3–1 L	Don't Buy Towa  31'	6 January 2023
	/vtwbg/ 1-Year Anniversary Special	/nijiEN/	3–3 D	>[Deleted]  33', 81' Don't Buy Towa  64'	19 January 2023
0-1-1
/vt/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup	As part of  /vtautism/: /hfz/ /nasfaqg/  /ybc/ /vtwbg/	/PiNK/	4-1 W	21', 87' WARAnon  51' Watamage  73' The King	10 August 2023
		/here/	2-3 L	26', 74' WARAnon	11 August 2023
		/vintage/	3-1 W	56', 66', 76' WARAnon	11 August 2023
		/cover/	8-1 L	6' Don't Buy Towa	11 August 2023
Placement: 4th (out of 9)