/h/

/h/
My hips are moving on their own!
/h/ - Hentai
Founded July 17, 2012 Manager Younger Sister Owner Older Brother IRL manager rhs/Niwa Nagahide Team colors Chat color 87CEEB Shimapan Blue Ranking 33 Highest rank 2 (March 1, 2015) Lowest rank 48 (February 15, 2021) Top scorer Can't Beat The Cock (53) Top assister Faceless Fatguy (30) Captain Can't Beat The Cock Website /h/ - Hentai Nickname baka hentais Home ground Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 52 36 57 145 35.86%
GF GA GD 263 269 -6
Biggest win /h/  5–0  /tg/ November 6, 2021 Biggest defeat /soc/  7–0  /h/ February 10, 2013 First match /h/  2–2  /hm/ July 20, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 20 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 2nd, 2015 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 13 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 7th, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Bible Black Main Theme Goal horn Calling My Desire Rance Goalhorn My Glorious Days Ugly Bastard Goalhorn Netorare
Kits
Home kit Away kit

The /h/entai Team was formed on July 17th, 2012 after a curious spectator of the 4chan Summer Cup group stages decided to create a team with the help of friendly anons from /h/. Other teams are about to be loved tenderly.

Important Links

Tactical Export	Aesthetic Export	Music Export
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Roster

Main Article: /h/ roster

Current Roster

No. Position Player 63   GK Stopman 50   CB Lightsaber Dick 59   CB Oh Bother 72   LB Used Goods 77   RB Gobbo 83   DMF Ugly Bastard 24   CMF Masterpiece, 1girl 76   CMF Chikarin 47   SS Licensed to Breed 38   SS Unwilling Elf 52   CF Can't Beat the Cock

No. Position Player 15   GK Sad Panda 45   CB Blowjob Face 42   CB Liru 82   CB Sex Counsellor 11   LB Incest 60   LB Dangerous Day 81   RB Rape Correction 80   RB Have You Done It With A Girl? 51   SS Mindbreak 74   SS Grimm 78   SS Sinsack 79   SS Cuck of Spades

History

Honors

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Team

Official

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  2015 4chan Winter Cup: Runners Up

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  2014 4chan Winter Cup: 4th Place

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  2018 4chan Winter Cup: 4th Place

Invitational

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  Weeabowl II: Champions

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  Kurisumasu Cup: Champions

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  Kurisumasu Cup III: Champions

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  Lewd Bowl:
  Runners Up

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  Kurisumasu Cup IV: Runners Up

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  Tag Team Cup 3:
  Runners Up
  as  /hpo/

Individual

Awards

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  2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Goal of the Tournament: Asuka

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  2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Most Assists (Tied):
  Liru

All-Star Selection

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  2012 Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars:
  POMF-chan

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  2014 Winter Cup All-Stars:
  Asuka

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  2014 Winter Cup All-Stars:
  Kneesocks

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  2014 Summer Cup All-Stars:
  Delicious Flat Chest

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  2015 Winter Cup All-Stars:
  Asuka

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  2015 Winter Cup All-Stars:
  Kneesocks

Tournament History

Event	Finish	W	D	L	Captain	Lead Goalscorer
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	3	0	1	Fap Gauntlet	Titty Monster (3)
2013 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	1	2	Titty Monster	Titty Monster (2)
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage, promoted	2	0	1	Titty Monster	Titty Monster (2)
2013 4chan Summer Cup	Round of 16	1	2	1	Asuka Langley Soryu	Asuka Langley Soryu (2)
2014 4chan Winter Cup	4th Place	3	1	3	Asuka Langley Soryu	Asuka Langley Soryu (4) Titty Monster (4)
2014 4chan Summer Cup	Quarterfinals	2	1	2	Asuka Langley Soryu	Incest Titty Monster (2)
2015 4chan Winter Cup	Runner-up	5	0	2	Titty Monster	Asuka Langley Soryu (5)
2015 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage, relegated	1	1	1	Titty Monster	Titty Monster (3)
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Quarterfinals, promoted	3	2	1	Titty Monster	Bible Black (3)
2016 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	1	2	Titty Monster	Titty Monster (3)
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	1	0	2	Asuka Langley Soryu	Asuka Langley Soryu (4)
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	2	1	1	Asuka Langley Soryu	Asuka Langley Soryu (6)
2017 4chan Winter Cup	Round of 16	1	1	2	Asuka Langley Soryu	Liru (4)
2017 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	2	1	Liru	Faceless Fatguy (1)
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	2	0	2	Liru	Faceless Fatguy (5)
2018 4chan Winter Cup	4th Place	4	1	2	Liru	Faceless Fatguy (4) Liru (4)
2018 4chan Summer Cup	Round of 16	1	2	1	Sad Panda	Liru (3)
2019 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	2	1	Sad Panda	Can't Beat The Cock (3) Faceless Fatguy (3)
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Quarter Finals	2	1	2	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (2) Liru (2) Faceless Fatguy (2)
2019 4chan Summer Cup	Round of 16	2	1	1	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (6)
2020 4chan Winter Cup	Round of 16	1	2	1	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (5)
2020 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage, relegated	0	0	3	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (2) & Liru (2)
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	1	0	2	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (3)
2021 4chan World Cup	Group Stage	1	0	2	Sad Panda	Liru (2)
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	1	3	1	Sad Panda	Liru (12)
2022 4chan Winter Cup	Group Stage, relegated	1	1	1	Sad Panda	Can't Beat The Cock (2)
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	2	2	1	Sad Panda	Can't Beat The Cock (7)
2022 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage, relegate	0	2	1	Sad Panda	Can't Beat The Cock (2)
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16, promoted	1	2	1	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (5)
2023 4chan Winter Cup	Round of 16	1	1	2	Can't Beat The Cock	Faceless Fatguy (4)
2023 4chan Summer Cup	Group Stage, relegate	0	0	3	Can't Beat The Cock	Grimm (3)
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	0	3	0	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (3) Chikarin (3)
2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	1	0	2	Can't Beat The Cock	Can't Beat The Cock (2)

Match History

For a full record of all  /h/ matches including friendlies and invitationals refer to the main /h/ Match History page. A video archive of matches can be found here

Recent Matches

Last 12 months

October 28, 2023	/aco/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4-4 D	Can't Beat The Cock  28', 45+1', 55' Unwilling Elf  85'	Final PEStination Attendance: 385
November 3, 2023	/gd/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Chikarin  28', 42'	Adobe Arena Attendance: 376
November 5, 2023	/lit/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Chikarin  33'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 426
April 27, 2024	/sp/	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	Chikarin  29' Can't Beat The Cock  70'	Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Attendance: 420
May 3, 2024	/pol/	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Grimm  41' Can't Beat The Cock  90+0' Mindbreak  90+3'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 398
May 5, 2024	/tg/	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	Lightsaber Dick  74' Sinsack  87'	The Magical Realm Attendance: 464

Records

Main Article: /h/ Records

Team Records

Category	Recordholder	Record
Highest Attendance	vs  /n/, March 4 2018 2018 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match	2552
Winning Streak	February 15 2015 to March 1 2015	5 Matches
Unbeaten Streak	August 9 2015 to November 14 2015 January 30 2022 to May 15 2022	6 Matches
Biggest Win	vs  /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs  /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies vs  /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage vs  /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-0
Highest Score	vs  /g/ October 13 2013 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup vs  /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs  /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies vs  /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage vs  /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5 Goals

Individual Records

Category	Recordholder	Record
Most Matches	Faceless Fatguy	91
Most Goals	Can't Beat The Cock	53
Most Goals in a Match	Asuka Langley Soryuu vs  /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage Can't Beat The Cock v  /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage Liru v  /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4
Most Goals in a Cup	Liru 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	12
Most Assists	Faceless Fatguy	30
Most Saves	Sad Panda	221
Most Cleansheets	Sad Panda	12

Cup Records

Individual

Category	Recordholder	Record
Most Goals scored in a group stage	Liru 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	11

Miscellaneous

Management

Avalon - Autumn 2012 - Spring 2013
OnaniMaster - Autumn 2012
Bittenfeld - Summer 2013 - Summer 2014
RLK_Dragon - Winter 2015 - Autumn 2015
Flowonthego & Gummy - Summer 2015 - Summer 2019, Autumn 2020 - Winter 2023
LiruAutist - Spring 2019 - Autumn 2023
rhs - Summer 2017 - Winter 2019, Summer 2019 - Summer 2020 , Autumn 2022 -

Rivalries

/a/ - Sad Panda Derby	On the first day of 4chan moot created the anime board. On the second day he created the hentai board. Linked from the very beginning it is fitting that the two teams have been closely linked and indeed are cotenants of the Sad Panda Communal Faphouse. Fittingly the two teams have met in two official friendlies, split one apiece, and in one drawn cup match.
1-1-1

Played	GF	GA	GD
3	4	8	-4

/d/ - Fluid Bowl	They both live their lives in search of hentai...however one has a bit of an open mind. /h/ and /d/ first played in two friendlies, split one apiece but /h/ has since taken control of the Derby with two round of 16 wins.
3-0-1

Played	GF	GA	GD
4	6	5	1

/e/ - H Bowl	Two boards inherently linked with the word ecchi itself derived from the English spelling of hentai. While both boards love their lewd anime girls, /h/ recognizes that anime girls are there to get the dick. The two boards have never met in a cup match but /h/ came out victorious in the one official friendly played.
1-0-0

Played	GF	GA	GD
1	1	0	1

Stadium

Stadium

Sad Panda Communal Faphouse

7-10-9

Envisioned as a communal stadium that could represent all the weeb teams, the Sad Panda Communal Faphouse hosted its first match in the Round of 16 in the 2016 Autumn Babby Cup. Unfortunately /h/ was unable to avoid the New Stadium Curse, losing to /u/. While /h/'s second match at the ground was a much happier occasion, with a 3-0 win over /adv/ to avoid relegation in Winter 2017, the teams has yet to stamp its authority at home though a breakout victory against rivals /d/ in the 2018 Winter Cup Round of 16 shows that this is beginning to change.

Played	GF	GA	GD
26	49	52	-3

Tag Teams

The Tag Team Cup is an annual invitational where two cup teams form a tag team representing both teams.

/hpo/ - /h/ and /po/	/hpo/ was the tag team between /h/ and /po/ for the 2017 Tag Team Cup 3. /hpo/ was successful onfield and finished second, losing in the final to /vrm/.
3-1-2

Played	GF	GA	GD
6	7	7	0

/vh/ - /h/ and /v/	/vh/ was the tag team between /h/ and /v/ that took part in the Tag Team Cup 4.
2-0-2

Played	GF	GA	GD
4	4	7	-3