/AG/

/AG/
Die post Diem, Libras post Libram
/AG/ - Architecture General
Founded Feburary 6th, 2024 Manager Nini Yuuna Owner Pierce Brosnan IRL manager mariawitch Team colors Chat color 455BB3 Big Asssed BBW Blue Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /AG/ - Architecture General Nickname Architects
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
/vt/ League Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem The Bigger the Figure Victory Anthem Brick House Victory Anthem Some Girls are Bigger than Others The Architect The Architect Queen of /ag/ Big Women Goal horn Whole Lotta Rosie (Funimation Edit) Fatto Catto Mogu Mogu Yummy The Architect James Bond Theme (Moby's Re-Version)
Kits

The {{{biggest}}} thread on /vt/. One of the four casualties of /vt/'s July 3rd Massacre. Previously banished with the rest that fell that day, but have now gloriously returned to keep those chubbas fed and those tummies happy.

History

Courtesy of ChatGPoeT

The year was 2022. The month, July. VTL3 was just around the corner and you would have to look real hard to find a team more physically inept than /ag/. However, what those ladies lacked in fitness, they made up for in hunger — be it for goals and wins or just all-you-can-eat buffets.

Before they could take the field and crush the competition (quite literally), however, the whole team was pulled from the league before it even started. There were no apparent motives for that, but rumors abound. Some gossiped that the players were spiking their Gatorade with illegal substances, but the President of /ag/, known just as The Architect, assured that "all the weight gain powder we use is accepted and approved by The Collective Eldritch Isosceles." Forced to play in the minor league of /d/, the team quickly lost motivation, as well as their already diminishing fitness.

But from agony comes victory. A squad putting on (even more) weight and bursting out of their jerseys wouldn't fly on other teams, but that wasn't a negative for /ag/. For 2024, the team didn't forget their stint at /d/ but decided it was time to return to /vt/ with a bang (or an epic button pop).

"We watched and learned with the best. Brazilian, Italian, German — you know, the champions. From BBQ to pasta and all the funny-named sausages in between, the girls ate the world's cuisine while we were away. This architecture is leaving the blueprints and becoming real, day by day, pound by pound", declared The Architect, his voice shaken by what appeared to be proud tears. "I have no doubts this next league will be one for the history books."

Preliminary Roster

No. Position Player 10 GK >blobfags 2 CB Porka 3 CB Lifting to lift my Oshi 99 CB BBQ with a BBW 30 DMF Fatto Catto 6 CMF Fat Kronii = More Kronii = More Perfect 7 CMF Ember is a big girl 12 AMF Queen of /ag/ 80 SS YOU SHOULD FEED YOURSELF NOW 8 SS WHERE'S THE SKEB PINK CAT 007 CF THE ARCHITECT

No. Position Player 13 GK banished to /d/ 23 CB What vtuber has the best squeeze zone 15 CB The Milky Way 63 CB hey could you put that in a catbox or /d/ 17 CB Matsuri's JK Diet 22 CB could be bigger 999 CMF big mooner 21 CMF Japan's Queen of /ag/ 11 CMF >stealth /hag/ thread 92 DMF Moco-chan has a real GUT on her 9 DMF Snuffy's Big Fat Sausage Fingers 77 DMF Ange-Sama's Big Boobs?

Official Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 7	Group Stage	/tsunX/	X-X	22' Chubba  30' Chubba	September XXth, 2024

Unofficial Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League Unity Cup	Exhibition Matches	/hag/	X-X	45+2' Chubba  90+1' Chubba	July XXth, 2024

Exports

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