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/asp/
/asp/ F.C. is the football club of the Alternative Sports 4chan board.
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Exports - Summer Cup 2014 (Winter Export coming soon)
Kits (Last Updated on 9th July 2014): www.mediafire.com/?wguudl6m8adcanm
Roster (Last updated on 11th July 2014): www.mediafire.com/download/w28k38b118hq14r
Other Special Goalhorns/Anthems
Anthem VS /pol/: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN91-m1gjdk
Post-Match Anthem if Mark Nutt gets a cleansheet: picosong.com/qqHk/
if American Dragon gets a hat-trick: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_xjBAd5G84
if Ethan Carter III scores: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVbEwS-z0zc
Team History
Main Article: /asp/ History
Summer Cup 2014
After a mixed Friendlies season /asp/ went into the Summer Cup 2014 draw as a Pot 1 team for the first time. As fans of the 4CC watched on /asp/ were drawn with the camwhores of /soc/, Spring champions /pol/ and the nice and polite [s4s] in a group many decided was the group of death.
In their opening match /asp/ played /pol/ in what was considered by some as the most hype match of the day. Over 1,500 fans crammed into the 4chan Cup twitch to watch the game, the highest attendance of the cup at that point, and after the Real Americans provided some patriotism for /asp/'s anthem the game began. The first half was filled with good attacking and good defending from both teams, until newly promoted FUCK THIS COMPANY headed forward to CENAWINSLOL, who was able to bloot a shot past JIDF in the 40th minute. Shortly after the break a freak deflection from /asp/ GK Bad News Barrett allowed Doompaul to tap in a /pol/ equaliser, and following this both teams pushed forward in an attempt to get the winning goal. The winning goal finally came at 81 mins when a poor JIDF punch clearance fell to defender NOT /ASP/, whose shot bounced off JIDF's hand and into the net. After several players from both sides managed to stop Stormfront and Hitler from strangling JIDF the match would end in a 2-1 win for /asp/, leaving /pol/ manager KHS Rowan to, rightfully, blame the Jews for their defeat.
The next week /asp/ went into the /soc/ game knowing a win would see them go through with a game to spare. However, it wasn't to be as a generally lifeless /asp/ was shut down by the unorthodox /soc/ setup dubbed "The Abomination". Despite holding on until the second half, eventually /asp/ succumbed and conceded after another freak deflection. After attempting to go offensive /asp/ would concede another freak goal when the defence allowed Lain Iwakura to get the ball in the box and tap in the winning goal, giving /asp/ a 0-2 loss and making the [s4s] game do-or-die.
After seeing a number of elites relegated the day before, /asp/ knew that failing to win wasn't an option. With both /asp/ and [s4s] going offensive, the first half saw a number of close chances for both sides, though nothing was converted until late in the second half when yet another deflection gave Topkek a clear chance on goal to give [s4s] the lead. With nothing to lose, /asp/ decided to blaze it and go 4-all 20's YOLO in a last ditch attempt to get through. In a surprising turn of events, at the 80 minute mark CENAWINSLOL would find an equaliser and, much to the shock of everyone viewing the match, FUCK THIS COMPANY would find an 86th minute winner, and despite [s4s] blazing it up as well for the last few minutes, /asp/ would win and find a way into the knockouts, confirming that they are still elite.
In the Ro16, /asp/ would play /h/ in a rematch from the Autumn 2013 friendlies. After the setup and hype pre-match, both teams would go on the offensive, with a good amount of chances happening for both teams. As the match went on /asp/ would slowly start to get more chances, however in the last 5 minutes of the game /h/'s drunken tactics would give them the lead with an Incest goal from a good pass. With very little time left, /asp/ would try and blaze it again with 4-all 20's tactics in an attempt to find a way again, however it wasn't to be and /asp/ would lose, ending the cup in joint 13th position to return in Winter 2015.
Roster
From left to right:
Top: Black Ref, NOT /ASP/, BEEG, American Dragon, Bones Jones, >Longboarding
Bottom: Rodney Mullen, CENAWINSLOL, FUCK THIS COMPANY, Shovelman, Bork Lazer
Main Article: /asp/ Roster
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Fixtures/Results
Invitationals
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 DrBorisG's Friendlies
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2-2 D | FAHN DAHN GOOO 48'The Dazzler 62'
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| November 2, 2013 |  /g/
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Halloween Bowl 2013
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2-0 W | Kane 2' The Boogeyman 6'
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| July 20, 2013 |  /lit/
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Halloween Bowl 2013
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4-1 W | Kane 6', 66' The Boogeyman 49', 90+'
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| July 20, 2013 |  /c/
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Halloween Bowl 2013
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1-6 L | Kane 88'
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Player Stats
Friendlies are included in these stats
Bold denotes players still on the team
Goalscorers
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Assisters
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Goalkeeper Stats
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Goals in a single match
Team Performances
AwardsTeam AwardsWorst Fans - 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Most Improved - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Individual Awards2014 Winter Cup All-Stars: Rodney Mullen (first 11), American Dragon (substitute) 2014 Summer Cup All-Stars: Shovelman (substitute) Rivalries/asp/ vs /sp/ - The W/asp/s vs The GOATs - Current Record: 0-0-1/asp/ is the younger brother of /sp/. Whilst they have yet to face each other, /sp/ will want to show it's younger brother what a squash match really is and /asp/ will be looking to go over with the 4chan cup crowd at the expense of /sp/. Some former /sp/ players are now on the /asp/ team as well. Including Winter Cup winner, Goatface, who goes by American Dragon now and Bork Lazer. The first match in this rivalry was in the Summer Cup 2014 Friendlies, an generally uneventful match which ended in a 1-0 defeat for /asp/. Unfortunately, /sp/ managed to relegate themselves in the 2014 Summer Cup and failed to promote back at the following Babby cup, so a competitive meeting between the two sides isn't likely to happen any time soon. /asp/ vs /c/ - Current Record: 1-1-1An unusual, yet heated rivalry has emerged between /asp/ and /c/. The teams first crossed paths in the 2013 Halloween Cup invitational, when in the semi-finals /c/ beat an unmanaged and out of date /asp/ team 6-1. However, it wasn't until the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup that the rivalry really gained steam. In the final match of Group A /asp/ and /c/ faced off in a match that would decide who would take the final promotion spot, /asp/ took an early lead and held it until the last minutes when /c/ got a late equalizer which promoted /c/ and condemned /asp/ to another season in the Babbies. Following this match Spotmonkey made a furious post calling out and challenging the /c/ management to a rematch in the Winter Friendlies, which they accepted. In that match /asp/ got their vengeance with a hard-fought 1-0 victory.
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