User:Gayman Alpha

 /hm/ - Handsome Men, ex  /dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General,  /5N@F/ - Five Nights At Freddy's (Furfags) General manager. 2Gman4Uman

"GET FUCKED HORSEFUCKERS"

— Gayman Alpha upon beating /mlp/ in the last Group C match in the 2014 Autumn Cup

"Anderson Cooper? More like Anderson Cuteper"

— Snorlax - 2014

Managerial History

Managing Record for /hm/
3-3-5
Invitationals
6-0-3

Managing Record for /dsg/
0-0-3 (Note: Three losses were using a rigged export. Be strong Gman, be strong ;_;)
Invitationals
3-0-1 (>tfw beat /acg/ but lost hard to /sci/)

Managing Record for /5N@F/
5-1-1
Invitationals
0-0-1 (>tfw can't even beat the last-placing VGL team)
VG League 3 Champion

Goals:
Mike Schmidt: 7
Bearforce: 5
All Business: 4
Disturbia: 2
New Meta: 2
STDSTDSTD: 2
Birdie Breasts: 1
Ellen: 1
Giantdad: 1
Moot's Jawline: 1
Ryan Reynolds: 1
Umbassa: 1
Weak Pars: 1

Saves:
The Knot: 15
Full Homo: 6
Solaire of Astora: 4
Twink "The Tank": 3
EEEEEEEEE: 1
Michelle's Hips: 1

To-Do Faces List

• Still more /5n@f/ stuff (Souldozer, Southern Drawl, etc)
• /c/
• Potentially /hr/ & /i/

Faces I've Done

Note: All faces were done with the aid of Smugleaf

•  /5N@F/ - All Business, Birdie Breasts, Carlos the Muffin, "Door" Players (Stuck, Left, Right), Fredders, Music Meister/Rev Up That Music Box, Thunder Thighs
•  /asp/ - American Dragon, Black Ref, Bork Lazer, Bruce Lee, Cordozo, Fuck This Company
•  /d/ - Faye Artemis
•  /diy/ - Blacksmith, MacGyver
•  /feg/ - Anna, Jesus On Wheels, Professional Motherfuckers
•  /hm/ - Anderson Cooper, Bearforce, Disturbia, Ellen, Gayvid Beckham, Jesse Starr, Zitler

Proto-Winter '15 Friendlies/Spring '15 /hm/ Roster

Please note that this is a fluid, in-the-works roster for the next possible official /hm/ fixture.

No. Position Player xx   GK Twink xx   LB Anderson Cooper xx   CB Jesse Starr xx   CB Str8cam Jeff xx   RB Gayvid Beckham xx   DMF Daddy Issues xx   CMF STDSTDSTD xx   CMF Disturbia xx   AMF Zitler 4   SS Ellen 1   CF Bearforce

No. Position Player xx   GK Full Homo xx   LB Uncut xx   CB Bitchy Namefags xx   CB No Mods xx   CB Wincest Cousin xx   CB Oakley Dokely xx   RB Cut xx   CMF Corbin Fisher xx   CMF POSITION OPEN xx   CMF Otter xx   CMF Straight Best Friend xx   CMF My First Time

FA Cup Export

http://www.mediafire.com/download/l9d2k5uqahwwcot/handsome+stuff.rar