/s/

/s/
Tentorium in introitu eius quasi impetus tempestatis colliserint
/s/ - Sexy Beautiful Women
Founded August 2011 Owner The Hostess with the Mostest IRL manager Amis Team colors Chat color a70000 Pantone 717S: Spanked Scarlet Ranking 32 ( 6) Highest rank 26 (April 27, 2014) Lowest rank 52 (September 2, 2013) Top scorer Banned (31) Top assister You Love You Lose (8) Captain Banned Website /s/ - Sexy Beautiful Women Nickname -
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 12 7 22 41 29.27%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /s/  5–0  /d/ 18 February 2012 Biggest defeat /s/  0–4  /jp/ 28 April 2012 First match /v/  1–0  /s/ 6 August 2011
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Horny as a Dandy Goal horn Booty Man
Kits

Introduction

The glorious nation of /s/, having never amounted to much despite being a part of the Original Sixteen, is the embodiment of a big board with a small team.

After what has undoubtedly been a vast amount of practice both on and off camera, these women have decided to apply their ball-handling skills on the football pitch. Whether you like a good intergluteal cleft, the itty bitty titty committee, luscious mounds of flesh or thighs that could kill a man, there is always somebody on the team to wet your whistle.

Currently, /s/ has shook the proverbial dragon off their back and are heading into their next affair with puffed chests and eager faces.

Downloads

2014 Autumn Babby Cup:

• Export
• Faces (2014-10-15 v2.0)
• Kits

2014 Summer Friendlies: Export Faces Kits

2014 Spring Babby Cup: Export

2014 Winter Cup: Export Kits

2014 Winter Friendlies: Export Kits

Anthems & goalhorns

Anthem: Picosong -- Kiwi6
Goalhorn: Picosong -- Kiwi6
Thunder Thighs goalhorn: Picosong -- Kiwi6
Stacy's Mom goalhorn: Picosong -- Kiwi6
Closing anthem: Picosong -- Kiwi6

All of the above in a .rar: TBA

Use these links for streaming, because they're cut to the correct start times.

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Groped 99   LB Pixie 4   CB Not /r/ 9   CB Dressed-Undressed 11   RB Gingerpuss 5   DMF Preggo 7   DMF You Love You Lose 81   AMF In The Crack 40   AMF Stacy's Mom 10   SS Thunder Thighs 69   SS Banned

No. Position Player 77   GK Hairy 8   CB Big Tits 2   CB Chubby 3   CB Small Tits 33   LB Dat Ass 66   RB Puffy Nipples 6   DMF Contributan 15   DMF Questionable Age 18   CMF Asking For It 13   CMF 'bate 34   CMF ITT: shit taste 14   SS Ratchet & Skank

Results

Results marked in grey have been struck from the record due to Dragongate.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August 6, 2011	/v/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
August 7, 2011	/g/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	n/a
February 18, 2012	/d/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	5-0 W	Banned  6', 17', 68' Preggo  33', 81'
February 18, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Banned  23', 90+1' Preggo  61', 44'
March 3, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Moar  84'
March 23, 2012	/cgl/	Group Stage SBC2012	2-1 L	Banned  58'
March 24, 2012	/vp/	Group Stage SBC2012	1-1 D	Shorthair  70'
March 25, 2012	/toy/	Group Stage SBC2012	1-0 L
April 28, 2012	/jp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-0 L
May 12, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Banned  21', 31', 58' Shorthair  90+2'
May 16, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
September 8, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
September 9, 2012	/hm/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Asa Akira  16', 31', 57'
September 16, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Asa Akira  14', 33', 66'
October 13, 2012	/tv/	Group Stage ABC2012	3-0 L
October 13, 2012	/hr/	Group Stage ABC2012	4-1 L	Asa Akira  67'
October 19, 2012	/o/	Group Stage ABC2012	4-0 L
April 12, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	YouLoveYouLose  50'
April 13, 2013	/cm/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Banned  27'
May 4, 2013	/soc/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-1 L	Moar  77'
May 10, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	Preggo  19' Banned  21'
May 12, 2013	/k/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-0 W	Banned  38' Preggo  55', 65'
May 18, 2013	/fa/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Banned  83', 90+2'
September 22, 2013	/int/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Banned  89'
September 29, 2013	/toy/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Thunder Thighs  25', 59' Banned  45+'
October 25, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	2-0 L
October 26, 2013	/out/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	3-2 W	Banned  9', 29' YouLoveYouLose  23'
October 26, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	5-2 L	Stacy's Mom  49', 85'
October 27, 2013	/asp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	2-0 W	Stacy's Mom  57' Banned  59'
November 16, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F	2-2 D	Stacy's Mom  6' Banned  45+'
November 22, 2013	/gif/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F	6-3 W	Banned  4', 47', 72', 88' Thunder Thighs  37', 41'
November 24, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F	0-4 L
November 30, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage	3-3 L (7-6 PK)	Banned  17' YouLoveYouLose  105+' Stacy's Mom  116'
January 18, 2014	/gif/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 26, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
February 15, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	Banned  66' Thunder Thighs  75', 90+'
February 21, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 L
February 23, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Banned  58'
April 4, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A	1-1 D	Thunder Thighs  4' (pen.)
April 5, 2014	/jp/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A	2-0 W	Thunder Thighs  24' In The Crack  51'
April 11, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A	2-0 W	Banned  27' Thunder Thighs  28'
April 19, 2014	/wsg/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group A	0-3 L
May 30, 2014	/o/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Banned  51' Stacy's Mom  70'
June 8, 2014	/y/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Stacy's Mom  35'
October 17, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-3 D	Just Die In My Sleep Already  6' Banned  28', 68'
October 25, 2014	/v/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
October 31, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
November 1, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup