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The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26. Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course.
Impregnating all the hags is our goal.
History
Debuted in /vt/ League 2. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [Group C] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.
Roster
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Player Statistics
| Player Name | Total Goals | Total Assists | Hag of The Match |
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| END HER MENOPAUSE | 7 | 3 | 2 |
| Pochimama | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| Sex Potion Hag | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| MIOSHA | 2 | 3 | 1 |
| MMO Autist * | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| >tfw no wife | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Birbhag | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| SEX DOG | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Girlfriend * | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Goalkeeper | Total Saves |
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| MILF | 16 |
| Have Sex and Reproduce | 15 |
| Ancient Goddess* | 7 |
- = player no longer on the team
Cup Record
| Event | Place |
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| /vt/ League 2 | 8th |
| /vt/ League 3 | 25th |
| /vt/ League 4 | 28th |
Official Match History
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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 /vt/ League 2 |
Group Stage Group C |
 /nasfaqg/
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1–1 | END HER MENOPAUSE  26'
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4 March 2022 |
 /pcg/
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3‐1 | Pochimama 23'
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6 March 2022 | ||
 /vsj+/
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2‐0 | END HER MENOPAUSE 45+1' MIOSHA 61'
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11 March 2022 | ||
| Round of 16 |  /moon/
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2-1 | END HER MENOPAUSE 18' MMO Autist 82'
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12 March 2022 | |
| Quarter-finals |  /nepolabo/
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3-0 |  |
13 March 2022 | |
 /vt/ League 3 |
Group Stage |  /morig/
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1-1 | END HER MENOPAUSE 84'
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3 September 2022 |
 /wah/
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4-4 | Pochimama 10', 90+1' END HER MENOPAUSE 45+1, 50'
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9 September 2022 | ||
 /manstars/
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2-1 | 18' >tfw no wife
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11 September 2022 | ||
 /vt/ League4 |
Group Stage |  /doog/
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5-1 | 85' Birbhag
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March 4th, 2023 |
| /nasfaqg/
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2-5 | 60' Sex Potion Hag 80' SEX DOG
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March 10, 2023 | ||
| /wah/
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0-3 | 4, 65' Sex Potion Hag 88' MIOSHA
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March 17, 2023 | ||
 /vt/ League 5 |
Group Stage |  /holoX/
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September 2nd, 2023 | ||
 /skynetFC/
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September 8, 2023 | ||||
 /vtwbg/
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September 10, 2023 |
Unofficial Match History
| Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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 /vt/ League 4 Friendlies |
Friendlies |  /mogu/
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3-6 | END HER MENOPAUSE 6', 21', 30', 37' Pochimama 45+3' Miosha 90+2'
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5 January 2023 |
 /HiRyS/
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4-1 | Pochimama 41' Miosha 67', 90+1' Sex Potion Hag 73'
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6 January 2023 | ||
 /GGG/
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4-2 | END HER MENOPAUSE 19' Miosha 38', 41', 45+2'
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19 January 2023
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| Friendlies | /holoX/
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3-3 (P.Ks 3-1) |
Birbhag 44', 60' Miosha 90+0'
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17 August 2023 | |
| Friendlies |  /vrt/
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1-1 (P.Ks 4-1) |
END HER MENOPAUSE 45+0'
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18 August 2023 |
Exports
- Aesthetics VTL5 : https://mega.nz/file/msJBBCTK#ppw3bRlKDBRKV_O3mNnUb3PfOVTAufUYP-wTK83r22Q
- Music VTL5:
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