They said it was an unbeatable record. They said faster goals are impossible. But imagine what you can achieve if you just used a little chaos. A global record, across every single virtual divegrass event ever streamed in ten thousand matches... OBLITERATED. BY THIS GOOFY FUCKER IN A WHEELCHAIR.
Don't feel sorry for Jevil. He tells you that he can't do anything, parks in the handicap spaces and moans about having Hepatitis C. But all this might be one big lie, because he will be lurking, right outside the box. The second you are not paying attention to him? CHAOS BOMB! You just conceded. Then he proceeds to back flip all over the pitch, still sitting in his wheelchair, just to taunt you. When Jevil isn't busy as a scoring threat, he will be rolling from box to box, ready to tackle your players and take away possession in a very funny animation. Even when he loses possession or eats shit himself, he tumbles in the funniest way possible. It's amusing how much comedy a simple crippled clown can produce.
The funny thing is, before Jevil became wheelchair-bound, he was a hopeless disaster. Nobody could count on him, so in retaliation he had his shins broken. Immediately after that, he began contributing as a star playmaker and a true fan favorite.
In /vg/ League 23, Jevil rose from sideshow to main attraction. He playing a vital rule in the /utg/ campaign, filling the colossal gap left by Sans deciding to be a fat fucking lazybones and not show up even once. Jevil's long-range surprise attacks married perfect with Frisk forcing challenges with sheer determination, buoyed by one of best defenses the League had seen some time. Thanks to Jevil's efforts, /utg/ managed to finally break a Final 4 draught that had plagued the same since they were created. What a fucking clown show.
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