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FUCK YOU HARRY
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/brg/ - Battle Royale General
Founded April 25th, 2024
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color 7c7764
Battleground Green
Ranking Unranked
Highest rank Unranked (N/A)
Lowest rank Unranked (N/A)
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain
Website /brg/ - Battle Royale General
Nickname burgers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
/vt/ League
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem [// ]

Goal horn [// ]
Kits


You open the wiki page: a dimension of sperging, a dimension of saving, a dimension of hope. You move into a land of confusion and unity. Where logic holds no sway and bottlenecks are lethal.

You just crossed into The Nexas Zone.


History

The thread began not as a general but as a spectacle. News broke of a little-known company called NEXAS planning to debut 27 vtubers for their first gen. Naturally, planning to debut more chuubas in three days than most corpos have in their entire company drew some attention. So, anons got to digging. Upon inspection of the NEXAS website, they found: totally authorized usage of MHA character art, the ex-CEO of PRISM (AKA Captain), a not!pyramid scheme diagram, and Gawl Gura. They also found that NEXAS planned to foster a competitive environment that rewards top performers. One anon commented, "What, like some kind of Battle Royale?". And so the thread got its name, /brg/ - Battle Royale General.

At this point, anticipation was at an all-time high. How, pray tell, am I to view the debut of these lucky contestants? ... The app hasn't left alpha yet? You're telling me that I have to apply through a Google Form to be sent a code, install TestFlight, then install this unfinished cryptominer/spyware? How about an Android version? No? And they're going to be streaming on only the app for the first month? These circumstances should have killed all discussion, and it probably would have if not for a few who installed the app and re-streamed the debuts to Twitch.

We were introduced to the app which looked and felt like a shoddy knock-off of REALITY or TikTok Live, complete with obnoxious animated gifts you could throw in front of the streamer. One gift in particular wormed its way into the fabric of /brg/: the burger. The discussion around the tributes' reaction to getting a burger (or lack thereof) along with the sheer name coincidence cemented burgers into the general's identity.

The debuts themselves were a roller coaster. Some were surprisingly good, some were abysmally scuffed, and Nell... didn't debut at all. After the debuts, a few more anons started up Twitch accounts to re-stream the following streams, which brings us to the thread as it is today. Nowadays, it's mostly anons watching streams along with the occasional serving of, "How will the corpo fuck up today?".


Roster

No. Position Player
  GK
WIFE
  RB
Did she eat the burger?
  CB
Iwontlie,youallknowwhatIjustdid,Ikilledaman
  CB
Poettato
  CB
Silentman Hours
  LB
FUCK YOU HARRY
  DMF
Nell...
  CMF
We Love Older Women
  AMF
#NOAHSWEEP
  SS
Kiko's boyfriend-husband-dad-abuser
  CF
Rev (Forma de Caballo)
No. Position Player
  GK
Wiki edit war with the CEO
  RB
Post the FUCKING PNGs
  RB
turbogroomer
  CB
Death of a Restreamer
  CB
Discord Kitten
  CB
Don't you guys have phones?
  LB
Call of the Void
  LB
Femboy Clotho
  CMF
Lolinaria
  CMF
Nuggett for Gen 2
  CMF
tekma balls
  CMF
Jellymom