/brg/

/brg/
FUCK YOU HARRY
/brg/ - Battle Royale General
Founded April 25th, 2024 IRL manager Managerless Team colors Chat color 7c7764 Battleground Green Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /brg/ - Battle Royale General Nickname burgers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 0 0 2 100%
GF GA GD 7 2 +5
Biggest win /lia/  1–5  /brg/ September 13th, 2024 Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match /mint/  1–2  /brg/ September 7th, 2024
/vt/ League Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Battle Royale OST - Requiem and Prologue Victory anthem Welcome to AniLive (Bo Burnham Parody) Goal horn Kuusou Mesorogiwi (Mirai Nikki OP1) FUCK YOU HARRY The Spores - Up the Boss youallknowwhatIjustdid,Ikilledaman Carpenter Brut - Leather Teeth WIFE n-buna - Gekijou Ai Ka Did she eat the burger? 765PRO - Ai Like Hamburger
Kits

You open the wiki page: a dimension of sperging, a dimension of saving, a dimension of hope. You move into a land of confusion and unity. Where logic holds no sway and bottlenecks are lethal.

You just crossed into The Nexas Zone.

History

The thread began not as a general but as a spectacle. News broke of a little-known company called NEXAS planning to debut 27 vtubers for their first gen. Naturally, planning to debut more chuubas in three days than most corpos have in their entire company drew some attention. So, anons got to digging. Upon inspection of the NEXAS website, they found: totally authorized usage of MHA character art, the ex-CEO of PRISM (AKA Captain), a not!pyramid scheme diagram, and Gawl Gura. They also found that NEXAS planned to foster a competitive environment that rewards top performers. One anon commented, "What, like some kind of Battle Royale?". And so the thread got its name, /brg/ - Battle Royale General.

At this point, anticipation was at an all-time high. How, pray tell, am I to view the debut of these lucky contestants? ... The app hasn't left alpha yet? You're telling me that I have to apply through a Google Form to be sent a code, install TestFlight, then install this unfinished cryptominer/spyware? How about an Android version? No? And they're going to be streaming on only the app for the first month? These circumstances should have killed all discussion, and it probably would have if not for a few who installed the app and re-streamed the debuts to Twitch.

We were introduced to the app which looked and felt like a shoddy knock-off of REALITY or TikTok Live, complete with obnoxious animated gifts you could throw in front of the streamer. One gift in particular wormed its way into the fabric of /brg/: the burger. The discussion around the tributes' reaction to getting a burger (or lack thereof) along with the sheer name coincidence cemented burgers into the general's identity.

The debuts themselves were a roller coaster. Some were surprisingly good, some were abysmally scuffed, and Nell... didn't debut at all. After the debuts, a few more anons started up Twitch accounts to re-stream the following streams, which brings us to the thread as it is today. Nowadays, it's mostly anons watching streams along with the occasional serving of, "How will the corpo fuck up today?".

Roster

No. Position Player   GK #NOAHSWEEP   RB Nell...   CB Kiko's boyfriend-husband-dad-abuser   CB Poettato   CB Silentman Hours   LB Rev (Forma de Caballo)   DMF Did she eat the burger?   RMF We Love Older Women   AMF WIFE   SS youallknowwhatIjustdid,Ikilledaman   CF FUCK YOU HARRY

No. Position Player   GK Wiki edit war with the CEO   RB Post the FUCKING PNGs   RB turbogroomer   CB Death of a Restreamer   CB Discord Kitten   CB Don't you guys have phones?   LB Call of the Void   LB Femboy Clotho   RMF Lolinaria   RMF Nuggett for Gen 2   RMF tekma balls   RMF Jellymom

Roster bios:

#NOAHSWEEP: Noah's just a normal dude, but he carries the expectations of all the burgers around the world on his shoulders... and he does not give a fuck. He only performs properly when his wolfkin girlfriend is cheering him on.

Wiki edit war with the CEO: You know the company is being management by an Elon-tier genius when he has a meltdown on Twitter over perceived mistakes in the Wiki page of his company. Aggressive keeper, will mess an attacker up if they don't respect him.

FUCK YOU HARRY: He is THE BOSS. The Black CEO. Man insane enough to stake the fate of his entire startup on the fate of another startup under even worse management. He will laugh at your jeers as he's thinking about his next steak dinner. No defender can come between him and the business trip into the opponent's net.

youallknowwhatIjustdid,Ikilledaman: And, I won't lie, you all know what I just did; I killed a man. And I felt nothing doing it. But does it mean that I'm heartless? Of course not. That man had a job. That man had a family. But at the same time he chose to do that, and I had to act accordingly. It's a man, uh it's a man eat man or what do they call it? Dog eat dog world out there? And sometimes there's just nothing you can do about it.

Death of a Restreamer: We all know that Beebs is a person of great courage and integrity[citation needed]. What fewer people know, is that he is also a saviorfag. He was in the first batch of restreamers, who pointed their iPhones through the bars of AniLive jail and let us see the madness. He provided production value where streamers had no option to and that was the means of his downfall, as he decided to show the source material to Enaria's hentai watchalong stream. RIP beebs4ck, may he rig the heavenly games in our favor.

Nell...: This modern Odyssey starts when the Evil ISP has prevented Nell from debuting as scheduled... for months she has fought monstrosities of ISP customer service, she dug through the muck of a predebut vtweeter hell just to stay afloat... and she has prevailed. The fiber was connected, debut has come... it was the most beautiful moment of our lives. This player gains power the later the game goes and in the stoppage time, she becomes a hero.

Kiko's boyfriend-husband-dad-abuser: There is only one thing that can truly stand between a man and his oshi... and that's her boyfriend-husband-dad-abuser. Because of his presence, every rare stream of Kiko has become a treasured memory... even more after Kiko took a hiatus after breaking up with him. He taunts opponent players into unwise decisions.

Poettato: Look at it.

Silentman Hours: In the PST witching hours, this creature glared at us from our smartphone screen. It mocked us as we desperately refresh the page. He has been hidden from us, but still shows up when you least expect him.

Did she eat the burger?: The most important differentiator between a jobber and a player with potential - when they see that burger gift, what is the reaction? If they ignore it - DUMP; if they eat it - keep watching; if they go sicko mode on the borgor... that's a keeper! His performance depends on his opponents attitude towards the Holy Borgor.

Post the FUCKING PNGs: When the corpo fails to do the job, anon rises up to the ocassion. This mad lad has created 27 pristine PNGs of NEXAS class 1 models at the cost of his sanity... only for NEXAS to finally post the high definition PNGs after he was done. To add insult to injury, he was denied access to the promised land of AniLive Android port. When that player is on the pitch, the opponent hears ghastly wails of agony and wrath.

turbogroomer: The border between a saviorfag and a groomer is razor thin. Opponent players intuitively try not to get close, lest they become a victim...

Don't you guys have phones?: This is the smug motherfucker with an iPhone telling you that his device is superior to your Android phone and 6k gaming PC setup combined, because it has ONE APPLICATION YOU CAN'T HAVE. Do not bite the bait.

Call of the Void: You open the AniLive application and see that Endra is streaming. You blink. Two hours has passed. Stream is over. You don't remember anything he said. You forgot how he even looked. You can barely remember your own name. You have just passed through the Void Zone.

Official Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 7	Group Stage	/mint/	2-1 W	FUCK YOU HARRY  4' youallknowwhatIjustdid,Ikilledaman 89'	7 September 2024
		/lia/	5-1 W	FUCK YOU HARRY  6', 27', 44', 47', 79'	13 September 2024
		/hlgg/	TBD	TBD	22 September 2024
Placement: TBD of 49

Exports

• Audio Export: Audio (updated 9/06/2024 (VTL7))
• Aesthetics Export: Aesthetics (updated 9/12/2024 (VTL7))