/asp/

/asp/ F.C. is the football club of the Alternative Sports 4chan board.

/asp/
Intensionem, Integritatis, Intelligentia
/asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling
Founded 11th May 2013 Manager Paul Heyman Owner Vince McMahon IRL manager Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1 Team colors Chat color D21400 Monday Night Raw Red Ranking 8 1 Highest rank 5 (18th May 2015) Lowest rank 45 (6th October 2013) Top scorer CENAWINSLOL (19) Top assister CENAWINSLOL (10) Captain CENAWINSLOL Website /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling Nickname The /asp/ies The w/asp/s
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 17 6 11 34 50%
GF GA GD 47 35 +12
Biggest win /asp/  6–0  /k/ 27/02/2016 Biggest defeat /adv/  4–1  /asp/ 15/11/2013 First match /vp/  2–3  /asp/ 20/07/2013
Elite Cup Appearances 4 (First in 2014 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 5th, 2014 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 1 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 17th, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem PRIDE FC Theme Goal horn Ole - Bouncing Souls Alternate goal horn My Time Is Now - John Cena Theme (to be played when CENAWINSLOL scores)
Kits
Home kit

Exports - Winter Cup 2016

Roster (Last Updated on 2nd February 2016): https://www.mediafire.com/?sjn7g779h9r11en
Aesthetics: https://www.mediafire.com/?kk8bzjh4w6fu6pc

Other Special Goalhorns/Anthems

Victory Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cjKOoEP6QI
Bruce Lee Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFf3SRP1bE , start at 27 seconds in

Team History

Main Article: /asp/ History

Winter Cup 2015

/asp/ would return for one more 4chan Winter Cup. However, one member of the management team would not be managing, as former manager Spotmonkey retired from his role as head manager. This would leave Assistant Manager Groudon as the head manager approaching an elite-level cup. Despite heavy roster turnover that Groudon cited as "needed to bring team /asp/ into the new era" featuring many starlings from /asp/'s development team, /asp/ would go into the Winter Friendlies and win both of their scheduled games, but lose an unscheduled match. /asp/ was then drawn into a very difficult group, featuring the group titans of /an/, the feared orcs of /tg/, and the rebuilt /n/. Many projected /asp/ to go 3rd and become relegated to the Babby Cup.

/asp/ played /tg/ in their opening match, which was also Groudon's first livemanaged match. With some good lucks from other managers, /asp/ went in with their new look and new determination to finally win the cup. Early in the game, Cena would give a perfect throughball pass to newly promoted and gold Box/MT + Judo/BJJ for a goal past Emprah, marking /asp/'s first goal of the tournament. Heavy defending soon followed, a recurring theme throughout /asp/'s Winter Cup run as Black Ref would be able to save anything that got past the defense. However, tired defenses ended up taking a toll, and a mistake by Airshit allowed /tg/ star striker Doomrider to get a goal to end the match 1-1. /tg/ would later go on to win the Winter Cup.

/asp/ would then play the projected group winner in /an/. The two teams had matched up previously in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers to a 1-1 draw. In a battle of the Eliteastrisk and group titans, the two sides balanced each other out for most of the match. Tactics were not changed all game for /asp/ as it seemed like the match would end in a 0-0 snoozer. Not helping things as well was Cena, who was out of sorts and struggling all game as the defense was paying close attention. It seemed as if this game was going to be like the previous game these two had played. However, a mistake by the defense in the 90th minute allowed Cena to get the ball in the box and score, managing to put out a stunning result with /asp/ winning 1-0.

Their final match was against /tg/. All /asp/ needed to do was not lose or for /tg/ to win in the next match for /asp/ to move onto the knockouts. They were playing newly relegated /n/, who was playing a strange formation. With this in /asp/'s mind. The team went full-blast on the attack. This led to a Cenawinslol hat trick, a goal from Pipebomb, and a goal from Box/MT + Judo/BJJ, ending the game 5-0 as /asp/ made a statement going into the knockouts.

/asp/ was matched up against last cup's runner-up in /hr/. There was also a controversial decision to put in new goalie wunderkind VACANT in place of the favorite veteran and still one of the best GKs in the cup, Black Ref. Tensions were high going into the match, but the mantra of surprising defense from a historically offensive team kept strong. Meanwhile, Box/MT + Judo/BJJ and American Dragon would both provide regular goals, as well as a frustration penalty past the 90th minute that allowed American Dragon to get another goal. /asp/ had made their first Quarterfinals since the previous year.

Their next match would be against /lit/. Sounds of YES were in the arena during the anthems as hopes were raised among the fanbase that /asp/ could reach it's first semifinals. However, it did not go as planned for /asp/. Their attack in the first half would prove to be futile and /lit/ striker DFW scored a goal. In a very controversial decision, /asp/ manager Groudon replaced CB Airshit with CMF Bork Lazer and changed to a different formation. This would not prove to help matters at all and so, with the /asp/ manager notably panicked in the first time the team had been down, placed two players out of position in hopes that it would speed up the attack. This would prove to make matters worse as /lit/ star striker Lolita Wanted It would put in the death nail for /asp/, eliminating the team from the Winter Cup.

Summer Cup 2015

This season was off to a rocky start as /asp/ lost 3-1 to /tv/, the 2015 Spring Babby Cup champions. Fortunately, the w/asp/s bounced back by beating up anime related teams afterwards. /e/ was dominated in almost every way, and no amount of oversized breasts could save them from /asp/'s offense as the /asp/ies won 3-1. The mighty >/vp/ was up next and their offense was rendered useless against /asp/. With only 1 shot on target, /vp/ was practically helpless as they lost 2-0.

In the round of 16, /vr/ made /asp/ sweat as the match went into extra time. Fortunately, CENAWINSLOL saved the /asp/ies with a late goal that got the team into the quarterfinals where they would face none other than /mlp/. Though /asp/'s previous 3-0 win against /mlp/ is arguably what started a new era for them, the horsefuckers got their revenge this time, defeating /asp/ 3-1 with CENAWINSLOL scoring the consolation goal.

Roster

From left to right:
Top: Black Ref, NOT /ASP/, Lava Golem, American Dragon, Bruce Lee, Boxing/Muay Thai/Kyokushin + Judo/BJJ/Wrestling
Bottom: Pipebomb, CENAWINSLOL, Multiple Attackers, Shovelman, Bork Lazer

Main Article: /asp/ Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Black Ref 8   RB Lava Golem 5   CB Shovelman 3   CB Multiple Attackers 2   LB NOT /ASP/ 4   CMF Pipebomb 18   CMF Bork Lazer 6   CMF Bruce Lee 10   CF Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 9   AMF American Dragon 11   CF CENAWINSLOL

No. Position Player 13   GK Scooter Faggots 22   GK VACANT 12   CB Mcdojo 19   CB Airshit 17   CB CYMA CM.045 25   CB CM Phil 15   RB Chinkmagic 16   LB Mishael Cardozo 20   CMF Rodney Mullen 21   CMF Eye Poke Jones 7   CMF Krabby Mango 14   CMF FUCK THIS COMPANY

Fixtures/Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
July 20, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	FAHN DAHN GOOO  9' The Dazzler  33' CENAWINSLOL  83'	Link (Boris's Twitch because >Trashd) Skip to 17 minutes
July 21, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Rodney Mullen  14' CENAWINSLOL 17', 21', 54'	Link (YouTube)
September 22, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	CENAWINSLOL  39'	Link (Dailymotion because >Twitch)
September 28, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	CENAWINSLOL  26'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 20 minutes
October 26, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO  23'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 26, 2013	/out/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Pic-A-Nic Basket  57' CENAWINSLOL  72'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-1 W	Bork Lazer  5' American Dragon  9', 12', 33'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 15, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Bork Lazer  58'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 17, 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  40', 90+' Rodney Mullen  43'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 23, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Bork Lazer  8'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
January 12, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	American Dragon  44'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 3 hours 5 minutes
January 26, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D		this match was awful, i'm not even putting a link to it
February 15, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	American Dragon  33', 90+' CENAWINSLOL  77'	Link (YouTube)
February 21, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  23' Rodney Mullen  28'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
February 23, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 1, 2014	/v/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (7-6) W	CENAWINSLOL  33', 86'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 2, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup QF	3-4 L	CENAWINSLOL  2' Rodney Mullen  77' American Dragon  90+'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
June 6, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L		Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 24 minutes
June 8, 2014	/po/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	American Dragon  10' Bones Jones  68'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 2 hours 38 minutes
July 19, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  40' NOT /ASP/  81'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 25, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 27, 2014	/s4s/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  80' FUCK THIS COMPANY  86'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
August 2, 2014	/h/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	0-1 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 14, 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  17'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 20, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  90+'
February 22, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	5-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  11', 47', 64' Pipebomb  21' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  42'
February 28, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	3-0 W	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  10' American Dragon  66', 90+' (pen.)
March 1, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Winter Cup QF	0-2 L
August 1, 2015	/tv/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  10'
August 7, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 W	American Dragon  20' CENAWINSLOL  35' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  51'
August 9, 2015	/vp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  38' CENAWINSLOL  68'
August 15, 2015	/vr/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	2-1 W	American Dragon  32' CENAWINSLOL  110'
August 16, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup QF	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  33'

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
June 22, 2013	/gd/	DrBorisG's Friendlies	2-2 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO 48' The Dazzler  62'
November 2, 2013	/g/	Halloween Bowl 2013	2-0 W	Kane  2' The Boogeyman  6'
July 20, 2013	/lit/	Halloween Bowl 2013	4-1 W	Kane  6', 66' The Boogeyman  49', 90+'
July 20, 2013	/c/	Halloween Bowl 2013	1-6 L	Kane  88'
January 18, 2015	/jp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  72'
January 24, 2015	/f/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Bork Lazer  27' American Dragon  41' (63) Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  59'
January 25, 2015	/4ccg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
August 21, 2015	/y/	Lark's Madness	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  ??'

Player Stats

Official Friendlies are included in these stats
Bold denotes players still on the team

Goalscorers Player Goals Last Goal Scored CENAWINSLOL 19 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015 American Dragon 12 vs  /hr/ 28 February, 2015 Rodney Mullen 4 vs  /trv/ March 2, 2014 Bork Lazer 3 vs  /c/ November 23, 2013 Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 3 vs  /hr/ 28 February, 2015 FAHN DAHN GOOO 2 vs  /an/ October 26, 2013 Eye Poke Jones 1 vs  /po/ June 8, 2014 NOT /ASP/ 1 vs  /pol/ July 19, 2014 FUCK THIS COMPANY 1 vs  /s4s/ July 27, 2014 Pipebomb 1 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015

Assisters Player Assists CENAWINSLOL 10 American Dragon 7 Bork Lazer 6 FAHN DAHN GOOO 4 Rodney Mullen 2 Eye Poke Jones 1 Krispen Wah 1 >Longboarding 1 Lord HEMA 1 FUCK THIS COMPANY 1 Krabby Mango 1

Goalkeeper Stats Player Saves (Clean Sheets) Black Ref 60 (7) Mark Nutt 7 (1) Best Martial Art 5 (0) Bad News Barrett 5 (0) VACANT 3 (1) Scooter Faggots 2 (1)

Goals in a single match Player Goals Game CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /adv/ July 21, 2013 American Dragon 3 vs  /vp/ October 27, 2013 CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /po/ November 17, 2013 American Dragon 2 vs  /mlp/ February 15, 2014 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /v/ March 1, 2014 American Dragon 2 vs  /hr/ February 28, 2015 Team Performances Event Place W/D/L Record Friendlies N/A 4/2/2 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 7th (Promoted) 1/2/1 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 17th, Group Stage (Promoted) 1/1/1 2014 4chan Winter Cup 5th, Quarter Finals 3/0/2 2014 4chan Summer Cup 13th, Ro16 2/0/2 2015 4chan Winter Cup 8th, Quarter Finals 3/1/1 Awards Team Awards Worst Fans - 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Most Improved - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Underdog of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Surprise of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Individual Awards 2014 Winter Cup All-Stars: Rodney Mullen (first 11), American Dragon (substitute) 2014 Summer Cup All-Stars: Shovelman (substitute) Rivalries /asp/ vs /sp/ - The W/asp/s vs The GOATs - Current Record: 0-0-1 /asp/ is the younger brother of /sp/. Whilst they have yet to face each other, /sp/ will want to show it's younger brother what a squash match really is and /asp/ will be looking to go over with the 4chan cup crowd at the expense of /sp/. Some former /sp/ players are now on the /asp/ team as well. Including Winter Cup winner, Goatface, who goes by American Dragon now and Bork Lazer. The first match in this rivalry was in the Summer Cup 2014 Friendlies, an generally uneventful match which ended in a 1-0 defeat for /asp/.