/his/
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We Didn't Start the Fire
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/his/ - History & Humanities
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Founded
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October 31, 2015
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Owner
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Voltaire
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IRL manager
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JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP
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Team colors
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Chat color
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FCD405 Holy Roman Yellow
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Ranking
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40 ( 5)
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Highest rank
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15 (August 19, 2017)
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Lowest rank
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56 (April 17, 2016)
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Top scorer
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>Holy>Roman>Empire (32)
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Top assister
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Bismarck (8)
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Captain
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Charles II
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Website
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/his/ - History & Humanities
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Nickname
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/his/torians
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Home ground
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Amphitheatrum Flavium (groundshare with /lit/)
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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10
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2
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15
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27
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37.04%
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Team music
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Kits
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Home kit
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Away kit
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Third kit
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Fourth kit
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The great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan and granted them a homeland. This homeland was called /his/; and it was estimated to have been created in 2015AD (but possibly sometime after that because we couldn't be fucked sourcing). The anons of this board have come together to form a team that represents them in the 4chan Cup, in all their historical, humanitarian and philosophical capacity.
The Long March to Autumn
By the way, we have a discord server now. Join here!
Exports
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Qualifiers
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Roster
- Main Article: /his/ roster
No.
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Position
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Player
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13
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Isonzo river
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7
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Diogenes
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19
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Finno-Korean Hyper war
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17
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Charlememe
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18
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Napoleon
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31
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Vlad the Implier
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4
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Monsieur Lindy
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43
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Bomber Harris
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71
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Bismarck
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15
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Charles II
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45
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>Holy>Roman>Empire
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No.
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Position
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Player
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12
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TRUE Communism has NEVER been tried
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6
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Maoist worst nightmare
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11
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Pregnant Anne Frank
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16
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EVERY MAN A KING
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14
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>&Humanities
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20
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The Russian Baltic Fleet
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21
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African paratrooper
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1
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Gaius & Aulus
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99
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Mongolian Horse Archer
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95
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More Wives, Your Grace?
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13
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tfw too smart for the republic
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23
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Jeanne d' glorified cheerleader
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From left to right, back row: Maginot Line,
>Holy>Roman>Empire, Bomber Harris, Napoleon, Finno-Korean Hyper war, Charles II.
From left to right, front row: Vlad the Implier, Charlemagne, Diogenes, Monsieur Lindy, Bismarck.
Special music
Victory against /b/
Anthem for /u/
History
Previous campaigns
2018 Spring Campaign
Match Log
Recent & Upcoming Official Matches
Previous Official Matches
Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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Video
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April 15, 2016
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/v/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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4-1 W
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck 64'
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April 16, 2016
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/co/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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4-1 W
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66' Bismarck 33' Vlad the Implier 36'
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April 17, 2016
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/toy/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B
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1-3 L
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 64'
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May 6, 2016
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/lit/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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5-6 L
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45', 49', 54', 73'
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May 8, 2016
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/o/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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0-1 L
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May 14, 2016
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/cm/
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2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C
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3-2 W
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Bismarck 30' >Holy>Roman>Empire 43', 66'
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October 29, 2016
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/p/
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2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H
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4-5 L
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 8', 31' Napoleon 73' Bismarck 90+4'
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November 4, 2016
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/int/
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2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H
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1-1 D
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 68'
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November 6, 2016
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/wg/
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2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H
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0-3 L
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April 28, 2017
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/lgbt/
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2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A
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3-2 W
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Bismarck 21', 30' >Holy >Roman >Empire 68'
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April 29, 2017
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/wsg/
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2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A
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3-0 W
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13', 76' >Holy >Roman >Empire
89' Napoleon
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April 30, 2017
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/tg/
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2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A
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1-1 D
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>Holy >Roman >Empire 89'
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May 12, 2017
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/mlp/
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2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B
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2-1 W
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12', 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire
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Video
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May 14, 2017
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/sci/
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2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B
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4-3 W
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Vlad The Implier 5' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+0' Bismarck 74', 90+5'
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Video
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May 20, 2017
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/n/
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2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B
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2-3 L
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87' Bomber Harris 90+6' Anarcho-Memeism
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Video
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May 27, 2017
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/tg/
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2017 Spring Babby Cup - Knockouts
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0-2 L
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Video
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July 28, 2017
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/s4s/
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2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C
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3-2 W
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7', 29' Bismarck 22' >Holy>Roman>Empire
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Video
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July 30, 2017
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/wg/
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2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C
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1-2 L
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69' >Holy>Roman>Empire
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Video
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August 5, 2017
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/asp/
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2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C
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2-0 W
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42' Bomber Harris 52' >Holy>Roman>Empire
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Video
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August 12, 2017
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/u/
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2017 4chan Summer Cup - Knockouts
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2-3 L
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8' >Holy>Roman>Empire 90+2' Bomber Harris
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Video
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17 February, 2018
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/fit/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G
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1-0 W
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Read the Fucking Sticky 36'
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Video
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23 February, 2018
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/u/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G
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1-2 L
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Charles II 59'
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Video
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25 February, 2018
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/mlp/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G
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0-2 L
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Video
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May 5, 2018
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/vp/
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2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G
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1-5 L
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 32'
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Video
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May 11, 2018
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/trv/
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2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G
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2-3 L
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26' Charles II 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire
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Video
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May 13, 2018
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/lit/
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2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G
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3-7 L
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Monsieur Lindy 6' Charles II 12' Bomber Harris 35'
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Video
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May 20, 2018
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/b/
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2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G
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2-4 L
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>Holy>Roman>Empire 42', 64'
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Video
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October 12, 2018
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/a/
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2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C
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1-0 W
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Bismarck 85'
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Video
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October 13, 2018
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/i/
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2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C
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1-0 W
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Charles II 72'
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Video
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October 14, 2018
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/w/
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2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C
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0-3 D
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Video
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Unofficial Matches
Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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Video
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January 30, 2016
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/trash/
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2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies
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2-3 L
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Rasputin's Dick 21' Bismarck 43'
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January 7, 2017
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/vg/
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2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies
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1-3 L
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Bismarck 30'
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May 6, 2017
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/block/
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Invite challenge
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4-5 L
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January 19, 2018
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/pol/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies
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1-3 L
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88' Bismarck
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January 20, 2018
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/vg/
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2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies
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2-5 L
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Charles II 54', 63'
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May 20, 2018
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/trash/
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Wooden Spoon Match
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13-1 W
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2', 17', 20', 23' >Holy>Roman>Empire
12', 27', 31', 34' Mongolian Horse Archer
15' Julius Caesar
63', 71' Napoleon
79', 90+1' Maoist Worst Nightmare
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Video
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Team Statistics
Italics denote retired players
Goalscorers
Player
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Goals
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Assists
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>Holy>Roman>Empire
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32
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7
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Bismarck
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11
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8
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Napoleon
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4
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7
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Charles II
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3
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1
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Vlad the Implier
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2
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4
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Mongolian Horse Archer
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0
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3
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Bomber Harris
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4
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3
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Monsieur Lindy
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1
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1
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Lutheran Shitposter
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0
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1
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Charlemagne
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0
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1
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Shitposting Cossack
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1
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0
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Anarco-Memeism
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1
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0
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Empire for Sale
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0
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1
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>Marxism
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0
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1
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Eternal Anglo
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0
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1
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Carl von Clausewitz
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0
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1
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Goalkeepers
Player
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Starts
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Saves
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Clean Sheets
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Maginot Line
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4
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19
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1
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Great Wall of China
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7
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20
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0
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Julius Caesar
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3
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5
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0
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Christian Dark Ages
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10
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23
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3
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Holder
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Date
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Record
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Match
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/his/ (Tied)
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May 6, 2016
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Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5.
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/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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>Holy>Roman>Empire
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May 6, 2016
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Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute).
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/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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>Holy>Roman>Empire
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May 6, 2016
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Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes).
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/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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>Holy>Roman>Empire
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May 6, 2016
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Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes).
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/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
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/his/
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July 28, 2017
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Most free kicks awarded to a single team with 10.
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/s4s/ 2 - 3 /his/
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/his/
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May 21, 2018
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Most goals allowed by a team within a single tournament with 19.
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/b/ 4 - 2 /his/
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/his/ (Tied)
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May 21, 2018
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Lowest GD in a group stage with -11.
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/b/ 4 - 2 /his/
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Rivalries
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The Spooker Bowl
Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.
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0-0-2
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The Edgelord Derby
Most people got tired of /pol/'s right-wing shitposting. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities. The edgelords of /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to Donald Trump and other wingnuts. What cucks.
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
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0-0-0
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The Siege of Lesbos
A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. From the first ever Elite run for /his/ being cut short by the Y/u/ris, to being relegated by them in the very next cup, it seemed the two might just have a bone to pick. But when the defending lesbian champions spooned their Summer 18 run, only to be drawn against the current babby spoon holder in /his/ for their very first game, people started suspecting that (((some))) unusual forces might be at play here.
We also just can't fucking beat them.
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0-0-3
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Team photos
Gallery
- "Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."
- — DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers
- "Always a /his/ fan"
- — PAVAL, 2018 Spring
El capitán dribbling up the pitch
(Former)L'capitan dribbling up the pitch
>Propoganda following the /his/ vs. /lit/ match
Julius Caesar contemplating his life choices.
Anarco-Memeism scores during the /n/ match.
Napoleon gets bumped by a lesbian sweet
>Wiki page about the 2018 Spring campaign
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