/k/

A MAGICAL PLACE

/k/ - Weapons

Founded

August, 2011

Manager

Mikhail Kalashnikov

IRL manager

Managerless (Autopilot)

Team colors

Chat color

669933
Olive Drab

Ranking

29 (

21)

Highest rank

3 (June, 2012)

Lowest rank

55 (January 26, 2014 - March 2, 2014)

Top scorer

Zergface (45)

Top assister

N/A (N/A)

Captain

Moist Nugget

Website

/k/ - Weapons

Nickname

/k/omrades,
/k/ommandos

Home ground

Innawoods Park

Historic performance

26	18	36			80				32.5%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
130	164	-34

Biggest win
/wg/	0–4	/k/
17 February, 2018

Biggest defeat
/k/	1–7	/mu/
08 February, 2013

First match
/k/	3–4	/fit/
6 August 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	7 (First in Winter 2012)
Best result	1st, Winter 2012
Babby Cup
Appearances	10 (First in Spring 2013)
Best result	14th, Spring 2014 & Autumn 2017

Team music

Anthem	Rhodesians Never Die (Start at 1:07)
Victory Anthem	Rhodesians Never Die

Goal horn

BRRRRT Division

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit

A former championship team that made it back into the elites, /k/ is an original founding team that will be playing next in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup.

History

Early 4chan Cups

After misfiring in the 2011 Summer Cup, /k/ returned locked and loaded for the 2012 Winter Cup. Following a string of dominating results in the winter friendlies orchestrated by AK-47 and co, including three results that caused a famous crisis in the /sp/ camp, /k/ seemed armed and dangerous going into the tournament. Despite an initial scare with a penalty kick victory over /mu/, they settled into the tournament quickly and set their sights on the cup. A spectacular 4-2 victory over pre-tournament favorites /tg/ saw /k/ truly set themselves apart from the crowd, and on their path to glory. Eventually, /k/ overcame a powerful /sp/ side in the final and became Winter Cup Champions.

2012 4chan Summer Cup

Though /k/'s early history saw them become 4chan cup champions, a new format was approaching in the 2012 4chan Summer Cup. There were numerous players from the Winter Cup roster that were replaced. Fans wondered many things as the Summer Cup was approaching. Have these tactical and personnel changes turned /k/ into something unrecognizable? Will it disrupt the winning mentality that gained old /k/ so much success? How will the new players cope with the pressure of being the number 1 seed? With two draws and a loss in the friendlies prior to the Summer Cup, /k/'s fate looked grim.

As /k/'s cup campaign began, there was some hope for glory as they were winning 3-1 against /mu/ by the 71st minute of the match. These hopes were quickly dashed as /mu/ came back with two goals in the last 3 minutes of the match, leaving both teams with one point after a 3-3 draw. /sci/ was hoping to keep themselves alive in the cup after a 5-0 loss to /int/, but /k/ shot them down in a hard fought match were /k/ won 4-3. This win proved to be vital, since it was the only win /k/ ended up needing to advance to the next round. /int/'s rampage continued with /k/ doing little to try and stop them in a 5-1 loss for the defending champions. /x/ would be the next opponent, and as much as they succeeded in scaring /k/ with a 2-1 lead at half time, /k/ came back in the second half like champions, winning the match 3-2.

After the last tournament's upset victory in the final, many fans were hoping for a repeat after /sp/ was accused of another match fixing scandal. /k/ sadly couldn't deliver the same performance as last time and lost 2-0 to /sp/.

2013 4chan Winter Cup

Without a single win in the friendlies that followed the 2012 4chan Summer Cup, /k/ was drawn in a relatively easy group. Things started disastrously with a then record 7-1 defeat to /mu/. After conceding four to an /n/ side crippled with poor conditioning, the group minnow /o/ added insult to injury with a 4-1 defeat that had to be replayed after a crash in the game. /k/ came 31st of 32nd with a -11 goal difference.

2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup

As time continued to go by, /k/ simply could not get any wins. With management abandoning the team, /k/'s fans had no choice but to hope for the best in the Babby Cup group stage. The little reputation that remained for /k/ was crushed after a dull 2-0 loss to /h/. Though the scoreline for the next match suggests that /k/ at least tried their best, the match itself had little signs of change in /k/'s fortunes. /soc/ won 3-2 with one of /k/'s goals coming from yet another >ProActive AI moment. /k/'s former manager, Diplo, returned to the team in time for the last group stage match against /s/ where /k/ once again delivered a bad performance in a 3-0 loss.

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

In the 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies, /k/ got their first official win of the year, and then drew against /wsg/ just before the actual cup. This decent form came in part due to new management, but once the cup came around, the manager abandoned the team for reasons that are unknown to this day. The team performed poorly once again, leaving the Autumn Babby Cup group stage with zero points, a result that sent /k/ down to the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers.

2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup

A while before the cup started, the qualifying round that /k/ would have had to play was cancelled.

However, the new babby cup format seemed to throw a recently revived team to the wolves as /k/ was drawn with /co/ and /adv/, two teams which were only recently relegated, /pol/, who was also a favorite to top the group, and the minnows of /lit/. Once the cup began, it looked to be another disastrous run as /lit/ got an upset 2-0 victory over the /k/ommandos. Despite the poor display in the first match, /k/ shocked the viewers in the next bout with a strong 3-1 victory over /pol/. Said match saw the discovery of a PES 2014 glitch with marking a corner kick taker. /adv/ got a draw against /k/ with possibly one of the most hilarious goalkeeping blunders in 4chan cup history, courtesy of Castle Doctrine. In spite of /k/'s constant attacks, Captain Hindsight kept the ball from going in again after Zergface's early goal.

In the final group E showdown, it was time to do or die against /co/, and /k/ was triumphant. This 2-0 win sent /k/ back to a main cup for the first time since the 2013 Winter Cup. In the Spring Babby Cup round of 16, another major blunder from Castle Doctrine combined with a Cawadooty red card ended /k/'s run in a 2-0 loss to /diy/.

A fan image made in reference to Zergface's hat trick against /pol/
Castle Doctrine realizes the weight of his blunder against /adv/
/k/ salute the fans after a gigantic win against /co/ - the /k/ommandos were finally back in a major 4chan cup

2014 4chan Summer Cup

With two wins in the friendlies just before the cup, /k/ looked to keep up the good form in their return a top tier cup. Unfortunately, this level of competition got /k/ off to a very slow start. In their first Summer Cup match in two years, /k/ once again lost to /mu/ with Talentless Hack scoring the only goal in a 1-0 defeat. The offense did not improve in the next match as /k/ drew 0-0 against /ic/. Surprisingly, some fortunate events happened in the last fixture that gave /k/ a chance to remain in the major cups.

In the final Group B fixture, /ic/ lost 1-0 to /mu/, meaning that /k/ had to win by at least 3 goals to take second place in the group. More realistically, /k/ could at least hope for a 2-0 win against /wg/ that forced a tiebreaking playoff against /ic/, and that's exactly what happened. The 2013 Summer Cup champions of /wg/ had been on a slump since those days and /k/ showed no mercy: Deagle Brand Deagle and NEVAHBINDUNBEFO ended /wg/'s elite era with a massive 2-0 victory for /k/. Sadly, /k/ could not perform like that against /ic/ in the playoff that ended the matchday. Though Stoppan Powar played his heart out for the team, /k/ was sent back to the babbies with a 2-0 loss.

New custom faces made their debut in the team's ill-fated rematch against /mu/
/wg/ and /k/'s players as they were before their climactic encounter
/ic/ making their way to the pitch for the tiebreaking playoff

2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

/k/ signed up for the Autumn Babby Cup, hoping to quickly rebound from their relegation. Going into their first match with /3/, they had high expectations, but an own goal by DMF /ak/ nearly cost them the game, forcing them to settle for a draw. The next match against new founding side /t/ saw /k/ surprised by halftime pira/t/e comeback, handing another disappointing result. /k/ would be able to hold a surging /b/ side to a 0-0 thriller on an impressive performance from goal keeper Stoppan Powar (earning his record 7th clean sheet), but it left /k/ with only 2 points in the group before their last game. /b/ and /3/'s wins in their third matches statistically eliminated both /d/ and /k/ before the final group match. The final group match was nothing but a slaughter, has a porous /k/ defense allowed in /d/eviant thrusts in every hole. The defeat tied /k/'s worst and earned /d/ their first victory in 463 days and their largest ever. /k/ finished the group in last position and unable to participate in Winter.

The first look of /k/ stadium, which debuted during the 2014 Autumn Cup

2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Looking to rebound from their Autumn thrashing, /k/ was drawn into Group F for the late breaking Spring Cup into the company of /n/, /vg/, /hm/, and autumn nemesis /d/. Though bringing in a revitalized team, dotted with new faces and returning players, /k/ seemed one of the outliers, expected by most to come short of advancing in the competition. /k/ wasted no time, however, and shot out the gate with a 5' goal against /vg/ in their opening match. The Generals would equalize at 85' however, managing to save a point, but missing out on a game many expected them to win. The /k/ommandos suffered a slight scare against /hm/: first, /k/ took a 2-0 lead and then fell to the meme of the most dangerous lead. Fortunately, the /k/ommandos fought back and got a 4-2 win in the end. The third match was a chance for revenge against /d/, and while the match was much more tense and close than the previous one, /d/ won again. This loss combined with other results put /k/ in a situation where they had to defeat /n/ by 3 in order to advance to the Summer Cup. Though /k/ managed to get a win against /n/, this 2-1 win felt like a loss since it kept /n/ in second place, and /k/ in third.

2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

/k/'s squad just before a fateful encounter against /v/

After the heartbreaking end of the previous tournament, /k/ knew they had to be more consistent with their perfomances, and looked to do this in Group D. Said group happened to have /d/ in it, as well as the recently relegated /e/, a team that can be described as "just another weeb team" in /w/, and the once great /v/. To start off the group stage, the /k/omrades got sweet revenge on /d/, beating them 3-1 with an Ivan Chesnokov hat trick. /e/ spoiled the good times for /k/ with a last minute goal in a 2-1 loss for the /k/ommandos, and the next match ended up getting caught in controversy.

For whatever reason, Old Man Sou, the host of the group stage for this cup, was having problems with his computer and the match between /w/ and /k/ had to be stopped with /w/ being up 1-0. It took ages for the match to resume, and once it did, the match was started from the beginning to simulate a replay of the second half. /k/ made their comeback here to win 2-1, leaving /k/ fans happy, and other viewers feeling like /k/ only won because PES stopped working during the match. With one match remaining, /k/ had to win against /v/ to prove that they truly deserved to be in the 2016 Winter Cup, and to be safely promoted. Unfortunately, /v/ was actually playing well for once this season and forced /k/ to be stuck with 7 points - the same amount of points that kept the team in the Babbies last season.

Luckily, 7 points proved to be enough for /k/ this time around. Though /d/ got a strong win over /v/, /w/ helped /k/ qualify to the 2016 Winter Cup by getting /e/ stuck with a 2-2 draw. This combination of results got /k/ second place in the group, and got them in a Winter Cup for the first time since the 2013 Winter Cup. /wg/ eliminated /k/ from this Babby cup in the Round of 16.

2016 4chan Winter Cup

/k/ finally returned to a Winter Cup and put on a strangely shy performance during their first two matches, just like in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. Some called /soc/'s performance in the previous major cup a fluke due to their group, but this time around, /soc/ looked like a considerably stronger team as they dominated /k/ in a 1-0 win. The /k/ommandos were criticized for their slow pace as they only managed to take 1 shot in the whole match. Afterwards, /k/ kept things slow against /fit/ and it ended up working to their advantage in a 0-0 draw. With a strong win over /asp/, /k/ could have snatched second place in the group, but instead they were destroyed 6-0 in an embarrassment of a performance. Just like that, the /k/ommandos were slammed back into the babbies.

2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Zergface's desperation as /k/ was down 2-0 against /e/

The format of the babbies was changed once again. This time, groups were reduced to having 4 teams in each of them, with the 4th place teams being relegated to babby qualifiers (also known as the "Fetus Cup"). With this format, none of the matches were meaningless since there was always something at stake.

Unfortunately for /k/, they were drawn with tough opponents like /soc/ and /e/. These teams gave /k/ trouble in recent history, and the only team that seemed close to being easy in the group was /i/, who would be /k/'s first opponent. Despite taking a lead in the early part of the match, /i/ turned the tables in a 3-2 loss for the /k/ommandos. This already put /k/ in a tough spot, and the 2-1 loss to /soc/ only added pressure onto the team. With no points after two matches, /k/ had to win against /e/ in a situation where they could not only avoid the Fetus Cup, but also qualify to the 2016 Summer Cup with just the right goal difference. Sadly, /e/'s Yoko Littner danced all over /k/'s defense as she scored a double in a 3-1 loss for /k/.

This initially sent /k/ to the Fetus Cup, but the death of certain teams saved the team from playing in that competition.

2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

By now, it was a long time since /k/'s last win. The group stage draw looked to be somewhat kind, with /c/ and /trv/ being in /k/'s group along with /w/. Despite being part of the 0 point mustard race in the Summer Cup, /trv/ looked strong against /k/, but could only get a 4-4 draw out of the match. It seemed like /k/ finally learned how to attack in PES 16. /c/ was up next, and given how /w/ was looking strong, this was a match that /k/ had to win. In the first half, /k/ was up 2-0, but the team became yet another victim of the most dangerous lead. A late Assault Clipz goal briefly gave /k/ a 1 goal lead before it was taken away via kickoff abuse with Tomoko's 90+4' goal.

With two points after two matches, the /k/ommandos needed to somehow get a win over /w/, who was already in the 2017 4chan Winter Cup. Sadly, /k/ seemed to be out of ammo in this match, as they fell to a disappointing 1-0 loss that kept them in the babbies once more. It also meant that /k/ did not win a single official match in 2016.

2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup

With the beginning of a new year and a new cup, /k/ was looking to leave an unsuccessful 2016 behind and hope for a kinder 2017. The team was drawn into Group H together with /e/, a recently revieved /lgbt/ and /tv/. The first match was against /e/ and it didn't look too good for /k/ as they lost their last two encounters with /e/ and their third one was no different with a crushing 0-3 defeat for /k/. Next up was the match against /lgbt/. The game itself was interesting and exciting until the last second with both teams trading blows but in the end /k/ was one goal short and got their second lost game this cup. Things began to look grim again for /k/.

With their sights set on /tv/, /k/ was looking to get at least one win out of this cup and end their losing streak. Right at the beginning of the match, Slavshit was mangled by a /tv/ defender. Surprisingly no injury was sustained during this graphical experience. /tv/ scored two goals during the first half of the game while /k/ was trying to catch up in the second half but Zergface only managed to get one goal and thus the game ended in another loss for /k/. With it's performance the team placed last in this cup and was awarded with the wooden spoon, and finally, it was time for /k/ to play in the Fetus Cup.

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Moist Nugget celebrates what ended up being the winning goal against /vg/.

Nearly two years passed since the last /k/ win. With MilSurpAnon becoming a co-manager for the team, it was time to finally break the winless streak. At this Babby's qualifiers, /k/ was drawn into group A and had to face /x/ first, a team that also got new management. Sadly, /k/ was simply outmatched in this match and lost 2-1. The mighty >/y/ was next, and this was where /k/ got their first win since November 2015, beating the Yaoi team 2-0. To punch their ticket to the Babby Cup, /k/ got a point thanks to Moist Nugget's late goal in a 2-2 draw with /i/.

In the actual cup, it took something of a miracle for /k/ to get past the group stage. Following a 2-0 loss to /co/ and a 2-2 draw to /soc/, the odds were stacked heavily against /k/. However, a major malfunction from /soc/ led to them losing 6-1 against /co/ on the last fixture, giving the /k/ommandos greater chances to get into the round of 16: all they had to do was win against /vg/. After a tense match with everything on the line, /k/ picked up a 2-1 win over /vg/, getting them back to a Winter Cup for the first time since 2016. Following that madness in the group stage, /k/ was then eliminated by /gd/ in the round of 16.

2018 4chan Winter Cup

After the performance during the 2017 Autumn Babby Cup, expectations for the team weren't exactly high. In the group stage, /k/ was to face off against /wg/, /tg/ and /tv/. Regarding this group there weren't predictions of total doom as there were before the Babby Cup, but nobody could have imagined what was about to unfold on the pitch.

In the first match against /wg/ the team managed to completely dominate the playing field and win against their opponent 4-0 simultaneously marking a new biggest win record for the team. This result was to be a wake up call to fans and foes alike. During the match against /tg/, /k/ managed to take the lead early with a goal from Cheeki Breeki at the 8th minute followed by a second goal from Ian McCollum at 32'. Though not as dominant as in their first game, the team managed to hold on to their lead until /tg/'s players Thin Your Paints and Doomrider managed to equalize the scoreline with two short succession goals at 75' for the former and 85' for the latter player. With only a few minutes remaining and the scoreline being equal, /k/ reloaded their guns, affixed bayonets and went on to secure victory over their opponent with a third goal by Zergface at 88' and a fourth one by Hickok45 at 90+3'. After this game /k/ was topping the group with six points after two games and already confirmed for the round of 16 and the 2018 4chan Summer Cup. The last match of the group stage against /tv/ was a cool-off period for the /k/ommandos with Hickok45 taking the lead somewhat early in the game and /tv/ barely able to equalize just before stoppage time with a goal from Brendan Fraser. The result of the group stage was as follows: Top of the group with seven points in total and a GD of plus six.

The start of the round of 16 could not have been better for the /k/ommandos. Fighting against /toy/, /k/ was able to beat their opponent in a thrilling game with a final scoreline of 3-1. "Onwards to the quarter finals!" was heard among the ranks of /k/ players. As it turned out, their opponent for the quarter finals was /h/. Both teams had only met once before this encounter and last time the /k/ommandos were out of luck. Sadly for the team, the result of this match should be the same. /h/ was dominating the entire match. Almost every attempt by /k/'s strikers was defused before they could even get close to the opponents goal while getting hammered on by /h/'s offense with shots upon shots from their strikers. Luckily for the /k/ommandos, /h/'s offense was suffering from poor accuracy throughout this cup and thus they only managed to score on /k/ twice. While there should have been more goals for /h/, judging by their amount of shots, it was still a 0-2 loss for /k/ and the end of this miraculous run. Still, with the ticket to Summer in hand, the team could rest for a while on what they had accomplished.

Roster

Main Article: /k/ Roster.

No.

Position

Player

2

	GK

2nd Amendment

39

	LB

Slavshit

22

	CB

Flammenwerfer

88

	CB

Vining

10

	RB

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

40

	DMF

Glocknade

12

	DMF

Cheeki Breeki

69

	CMF

Ian Mccollum

99

	AMF

Hickok45

91

	SS

Moist Nugget

7

	CF

Zergface

No.

Position

Player

45

	GK

Stoppan Power

3

	LB

Is That a Famas

11

	LB

A Literal Fucking Gun Playing Soccer

1

	CB

Navy Seal Pasta

9

	CB

Cosmoline

44

	CB

Deagle Brand Deagle

8

	RB

Dugan Ashley

42

	RB

ATF

20

	DMF

That Shoulder Thing that Goes up

28

	DMF

Oppenheimer

30

	DMF

Obrez

47

	DMF

Ivan Chesnokov

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/fit/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 L	???
August, 2011	/mu/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	???
January 5, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 (7-6) W	Mossberg12Gaug 22'
January 6, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-2 W	Ruger 9MM 33' S&W 38 Revolver 47' AK-47 68', 90+2'
January 7, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	AK-47 12', 89'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	AK-47 79' Mossberg12Gaug 85'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Ruger 9MM 1', 33'
February 26, 2012	/m/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 30' Zergface 45' Glocknade 70'
March 4, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	???
May 12, 2012	/n/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Zergface 25'
May 26, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle 31'
June 9, 2012	/po/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	72'
July 13, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	Nex Alea 31' Zergface 65' 10MM is best MM 71'
July 14, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 W	Zergface 2' Deagle Brand Deagle 11', 90+1' BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 18'
July 15, 2012	/int/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	5-1 L	Zergface 67'
July 20, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	3-2 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 40', 55' Ivan Chesnokov 82'
July 21, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 L
August 19, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 L	Zergface 6' Moist Nugget 90'
September 15, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Moist Nugget 37' Zergrush 72'
September 23, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 18'
December 8, 2012	/mlp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 15' Deagle Brand Deagle 49'
February 8, 2013	/mu/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	7-1 L	Deagle Brand Deagle 5'
February 10, 2013	/n/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	4-2 L	Zergface 42', 76'
February 16, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	4-1 L	Zergface 2'
April 5, 2013	/hm/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle 14'
April 6, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
May 4, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
May 10, 2013	/soc/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	Deagle Brand Deagle 68', 88'
May 12, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
July 19, 2013	/vr/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 17' BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 49' Zergface 58'
September 28, 2013	/wsg/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Zergface 12'
November 16, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 L
November 22, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-1 L	Zergface 71'
November 24, 2013	/jp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 L
April 6, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
April 12, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-1 W	Zergface 62', 65', 90+'
April 18, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Zergface 3'
April 20, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	Zergface 45+' Navy Seal Pasta 65'
April 26, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
May 31, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Moist Nugget 77'
June 8, 2014	/cm/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 34'
July 18, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
July 20, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
July 26, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 12' NEVAHBINDUNBEFO 89'
October 18, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	Zergface 10', 81'
October 24, 2014	/t/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 L	Vining 18'
October 26, 2014	/b/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
November 2, 2014	/d/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	7-1 L	Zergface 26'
April 25, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov 5'
May 1, 2015	/hm/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-2 W	Zergface 7', 19' BRRRRRTT 69' Ragnar the Legitimate 90+'
May 8, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Zergface 44' Ragnar the Legitimate 90+'
May 10, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up 6' Zergface 24'
October 23, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-1 W	Ivan Chesnokov 51', 57', 88'
October 25, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Zergface 71'
October 31, 2015	/w/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Cosmoline 60' Ivan Chesnokov 70'
November 6, 2015	/v/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov 55'
November 14, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-3 L	Zergface 41' BRRRRRRRTT 67'
February 19, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-1 L
February 21, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
February 27, 2016	/asp/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-6 L
May 7, 2016	/i/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	Zergface 14', 90+3'
May 13, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 L	Ivan Chesnokov 45+2'
May 15, 2016	/e/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	Zergface 90+2'
October 28, 2016	/trv/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-4 D	Zergface 24', 83' Cheeki Breeki 58' Navy Seal Copypasta 88'
October 30, 2016	/c/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-3 D	Zergface 9', 14' Assault Clipz 90+2'
November 5, 2016	/w/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
May 13, 2017	/e/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
May 19, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-5 L	Zergface 2', 34', 45+3', 61'
May 21, 2017	/tv/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Zergface 49'
October 13, 2017	/x/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	Moist Nugget 53'
October 14, 2017	/y/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0 W	Moist Nugget 43' Zergface 66'
October 15, 2017	/i/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Deagle Brand Deagle 9' Moist Nugget 80'
October 28, 2017	/co/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-2 L
November 3, 2017	/soc/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	Hickok45 10' Moist Nugget 86'
November 5, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Hickok45 14' Moist Nugget 34'
November 11, 2017	/gd/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage	2-4 L	Zergface 26' ATF 75'
February 17, 2018	/wg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	0-4 W	Moist Nugget 15' Hickok45 38', 76' Ian McCollum 69'
February 23, 2018	/tg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	2-4 W	Cheeki Breeki 8' Ian Mccollum 32' Zergface 88' Hickok45 90+3'
February 25, 2018	/tv/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Hickok45 16'
March 3, 2018	/toy/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-1 W	Hickok45 30', 69' Zergface 51'
March 4, 2018	/h/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Finals	0-2 L
July 28, 2018	/vg/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Cheeki Breeki 90+2'
August 3, 2018	/toy/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	0-1 L
August 5, 2018	/gif/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	6-4 W	Zergface 9', 89' Hickock45 23' Moist Nugget 48', 86' Ian McCollum 54'
August 11, 2018	/b/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	1-0 W	Cosmoline 89'
August 12, 2018	/int/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals	4-5 L	Moist Nugget 11', 77', 90+4' Zergface 65'
February 16, 2019	/his/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	1-3 L	Moist Nugget 66'
February 22, 2019	/b/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Zergface 6' That Shoulder Thing that Goes up 25'
February 24, 2018	/tv/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	77' Zergface 90+5' Moist Nugget

Invitationals/Other

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 25, 2012	/o/	Trip Cup Quarterfinals	4-0 W	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 17' Deagle Brand Deagle 21' Zergface 58' Moist Nugget 68'
November 25, 2012	/mlp/	Trip Cup Semifinals	2-2 (4-5) L	Zergface 28', 118'
November 25, 2012	/sp/	Trip Cup Third Place Match	3-1 W	Deagle Brand Deagle 24' Wound Vectors 42' Zergface 58'
October 12, 2013	/jp/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle 26'
October 12, 2013	/pol/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 54'
October 13, 2013	/int/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	Zergface 62'
July 26, 2014	/ic/	2014 Summer Cup Group Stage Playoff	0-2 L
January 18, 2015	/int/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 25, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Moist Nugget 64'
July 11, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Moist Nugget 62'
July 19, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Ivan Chesnokov 6'
August 21, 2015	/d/	Lark's Madness	2-2 L (3–2 PK)	Ivan Chesnokov ??', ??'
January 23, 2016	/sci/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	3-0 W	Brian Cox 61' Zergface 67' BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT 82'
January 24, 2016	/tv/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-1 L	Zergface 81'
January 6, 2017	/mlp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-5 L	Cheeki Breeki 20'
January 15, 2017	/pol/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Cheeki Breeki 30' Zergface 80'
September 29, 2017	/vg/	PESathon	3-0 W	Zergface 29', 80' Assault Clipz 43'
September 29, 2017	/co/	PESathon	1-0 W	Zergface 88'
September 30, 2017	/n/	PESathon	2-4 L	A Magical Place 37' Zergface 53'
November 17, 2017	/sci/	World Wars II Cup II	1-0 W	Zergrush 33' (pen.)
November 17, 2017	/lit/	World Wars II Cup II	2-2 D	Zergrush 12', 29'
November 17, 2017	/int/	World Wars II Cup II	0-0 D
November 19, 2017	/pol/	World Wars II Cup II	0-3 L
November 19, 2017	/out/	World Wars II Cup II	3-1 W	Moist Nugget 5', 27', 65'
January 13, 2018	/an/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Cheeki Breeki 7' Hickok45 73' Zergface 77'
January 21, 2018	/w/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Moist Nugget 19', 51' Ian McCollum 27' Hickok45 41' (freekick)
October 5, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Assault Clips 33'
October 20, 2018	/wg/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Hoppes No. 9 72'

Goalscorers Table

Player	Goals
Zergface	45
Deagle Brand Deagle	15
Moist Nugget	15
Hickok45	8
Ivan Chesnokov	8
BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT	6
AK-47	5
Ruger 9MM	3
Cheeki Breeki	3
Ian McCollum	3
Cosmoline	2
Ragnar The Legitimate	2
Mossberg12Gaug	2
Navy Seal Pasta	2
10MM is best MM	1
Nex Alea	1
Glocknade	1
S&W 38 Revolver	1
NEVABINDUNBEFO	1
Vining	1
The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up	1
ATF	1

Only official matches are counted here.

Rivalries

/k/omandos vs /sp/artans

A rivalry that was first truly realized in the finals of the 2012 Winter Cup. /k/ The People's Team, a group of men from all walks of life. Prior to the finals, /k/ had defeated /sp/ in winners bracket play and three additional times in friendlies. /sp/ finally won a 3-0 shut out in the first leg of the finals but /k/ came back to knock off /sp/ 2-1. /k/'s Heroic run in the finals saw them defeat a team with some of 4chan's most elite players including George Costanza, Messi, and Da Burrs. In the process, /sp/ was once again prevented from winning the cup, and /k/ earned their eternal hate.