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/jerks/
Why is Hartford still mad?*
/jerks/ - Carolina Hurricanes
Founded 1971 Manager Don Waddell Owner Thomas Dundon IRL manager Fang !!rFoWXKYr2uG Team colors Chat color 696969 Black Top scorer () Top assister () Captain ROD FUCKING BRIND'AMORE Website /jerks/ - Carolina Hurricanes Nickname Jerks
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 34   GK St. Petr 19   CB *gives away the puck* 74   CB Jake Slavin 51   CB MINUS FIVE IN GAME 7 86   LMF Terrorvainen 12   CMF Staalboys 21   RMF N I N O 20   AMF Finnish Professional Magical Hockey Elf 56   LWF Erik "Bo-time" Haula 17   CF ROD FUCKING BRIND'AMOUR 37   RWF The Better Svechkinov

No. Position Player 30   GK Punished Cam Ward 47   GK Red Light Reimer 4   CB McFleury 57   CB TVR 5   CB Cup Winning Goal Scorer 25   DMF JONI BIDGANEN 16   LMF STORM SURGE 0   LMF Please Come To Our Games 18   CMF REKKI 39   CMF Dougie Weight 6   LWF 2006 18   LWF Duh Zingul