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Founded shortly after the controversial 2012 Winter Cup, /toy/ was molded for success. The Chinese Government "hired" hundreds of 12 year old workers to put together winning group of athletes. /toy/'s recent success has been a shock to many throughout the football world, and as their star continues to rise they set their light-piped gaze on even greater glory.
Change Log
August 19th - Updated Roster, removed players, added some new ones, updated pictures
Sept. 5th - Changed some positions and cards around a bit
Sept. 6th - Changed cards, faces, and strategy.
GERMAN BRO THE NEW EXPORT HAS EVERYTHING UPDATED
Introduction
/toy/ has done badly in friendly matches, where their manager is sidelined for the most part. However, in the 2012 Spring Babby Cup, /toy/ was very impressive. They came in second in their group with two wins and a Draw, coming in second to /cgl/ on goal differential. However, a rematch against the Seagills saw /toy/ move forward and qualify after a memorable 4-4 match going to penalties. Sadly, /toy/ lost to /d/, and their Babby Cup Cinderella story was cut short. They did qualify for the 2012 Summer Cup, where they hoped to improve even more after hiring a manager.
After more disappointment in friendly matches, the 2012 4Chan Summer Cup has seen /toy/ gain some respect as a football association. After topping their group with 2 Wins and a Draw, similar to their performance in the Babby Cup, they received a bye in the Knockout Round, being the third highest seed, automatically advancing to the Quarterfinals. /toy/'s run would again end early, losing to cup champions /sp/ in the semi finals. /toy/ was named Underdog of the Year for their performance, and top scorer Woody tied for 3rd in the Golden Boot competition with /sp/'s Messi, both having 9 goals. /toy/ is already making improvments to their team, scouting for new players and extending the contract of their manager. /toy/ plans on coming back stronger in the 2013 Winter Cup, and the next two seasons of friendly matches.
File:Toyteam.jpg
Left to Right:
Top Row: Prof. Layton, Madoka Titus, Optimus Prime, Hamhands, Destro, Ghoulia Bottom Row: Nobel Gunpla, Matty, Woody, China Bootleg, Screw Holes
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Players
Main Article: /toy/ Roster
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Data
Team & Faces
New Export Sept. 6th.
Toy(D2 League)
Match History
/toy/ has not done well, historically, in friendlies. Most of the loses on their 8-3-7 record come from friendly exhibition games. Is this seeming awfulness the players lack of focus, or is it an overarching plan by /toy/'s management? It seems to be paying off, as /toy/ has shown great promise in actual cup play, making it through the Spring Babby Cup, and coming in 4th in the 2012 Summer Cup.
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies
These were /toy/'s first matches after being setup. Records are incomplete however, goal scorers, etc, are unavailable.
| 26 February 2012 | /toy/ 
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1-2 |  /f/
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| 4 March 2012 | /b/ 
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2-2 | /toy/
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| 20:00 |
| 26 February 2012 | /toy/
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2-3 |  /tg/
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| 20:00 |
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Group Stage
/toy/ came in second in their group in this cup, even with two wins and one draw, /cgl/ was able to edge past them on goal differential. Special Note: /toy/ did not have skill cards until after the Babby cup.
| 23 March 2012 | /vp/ 
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0-2 | /toy/
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Woody  14'Optimus Prime 73'
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| 24 March 2012 | /toy/
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1-1 |  /cgl/
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| Woody 16'
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Dramu 10'
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| 25 March 2012 | /s/ 
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0-1 | /toy/
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| Woody 33'
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Knockout Stage
During the Knockout stage of this cup, /toy/ got it's revenge against /cgl/ in a thrilling match. However fatigue took it's toll in the Quarter Finals, and the team lost badly to /d/
| 31 March 2012 | /cgl/
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4-4 (a.e.t.) | /toy/
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Summer Cup Finals Qualifier 1 |
Dramu 5, 54' Haigure 23, 105'
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Woody 34, 47, 95'(pen.) Matty 67'
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| 31 March 2012 | /toy/
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0-4 |  /d/
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Quarter Finals |
Dracula Penis 37' Haigure 49', 79'Melon Fuck 90'
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
During the Summer Friendlies, /toy/ finally hired a manager. It did not help their results, as /toy/ once again had a disappointing showing in the friendlies, with 1 Win and 2 Loses
| 21 April 2012 | /diy/ 
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0-1 | /toy/
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| 19:00 |
60' Matty |
| 5 May 2012 | /toy/
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1-2 |  /v/
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Woody 82' |
25' Gabe Newell 30' Gabe Newell |
| 9 June 2012 | /m/ 
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2-1 | /toy/
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| 20:00 |
Gumdam RX-78-2 28' Alteisen 67' |
65' Woody |
2012 4chan Summer Cup
2012 4chan Summer Cup Group F
Once again /toy/ had a very strong showing in the group stages, with two wins and a draw, topping the group while having to play against teams who had previously beaten /toy/ in friendly matches.
| 13 July 2012 | /3/ 
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0 - 2 | /toy/
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Woody 29' Madoka Titus 43'
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| 14 July 2012 | /v/
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2 - 2 | /toy/
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NO GAEMS 41' Gabe Newell 58'
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Woody 7', 45+2'
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| 15 July 2012 | /toy/
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3 - 2 | /tg/
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Woody 63' Optimus Prime 79'Madoka Titus 90+2'
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Creed 9' Doomrider 50'
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2012 4chan Summer Cup knockout stage
Due to performance in the group stages, /toy/ was granted a bye into the quarter finals. After defeating /n/ in the Quarter Finals, /toy/ lost to cup champions /sp/ in the Semi's and the despondent team limped to a 4th place finish with another terrible lose against /m/. Also, strangely, /toy/ only had a single home game in the entire Summer Cup, however this handicap did not hurt them in the end.
| 21 July 2012 | /n/ 
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1 - 4 | /toy/
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Quarter Finals |
I Like Trains 52'
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Woody 32', 60', 63', 74'
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| 21 July 2012 | /sp/ 
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2 - 1 | /toy/
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Semi Finals |
Messi 5' Tim Teboq 33'
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Woody 15'
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| 21 July 2012 | /m/
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4 - 0 | /toy/
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Third Place Playoff |
Gundam RX-78-2 14' Alteisen 50', 65', 77'
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
Coming off their finish in the Summer Cup, /toy/ looked to face new teams during the Autumn Friendlies.
| 8 September 2012 | /toy/
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3 - 2 |  /o/
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Woody 2' Madoka Titus 9', 80'
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21' LS1 Swap 66' Takumi
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Attendance: 96 |
| 15 September 2012 | /mlp/ 
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2 - 1 | /toy/
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Best Pony 69', 74'
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Woody 3'
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| 30 September 2012 | /toy/
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0 - 1 |  /soc/
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Feet 38'
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Attendance: 100 |
2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies
| 8 December 2012 | /toy/
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2-0 |  /a/
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| 21:00 |
Woody 34' Matty 55'
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2013 4chan Winter Cup
Following the departure of Tinker/toy/, the team's morale was at it's lowest point in it's history. Without strong leadership their chances of not being relegated back down to the Babby Cup seemed slim. How bleak is their future? Only time will tell.
2013 4chan Winter Cup Group B
| 8 February 2013 | /toy/
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5-2 | /soc/
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Madoka Titus 56', 58', 83' Matty 63'Optimus Prime 78'
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42' Haunter 50' Vocaroo
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Attendance: 1029 |
| 10 February 2013 | /toy/
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5-0 |  /pol/
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Woody 6', 86' Madoka Titus 68', 73', 84'
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Attendance: 1224 |
Rivalries
/m/ - "Mecha Madness"
/m/ and /toy/ are as close as a brother and sister in West Virginia. The showdown of Transformers and Gundam has exactly 0 anticipation, but these dorks want to see it happen.
/a/ - "Hot Glue Fiasco"
/a/ dislikes the fact that /toy/ cherishes their precious waifus but only in a 3DPD form, and /toy/ finds the stains on /a/'s body pillows to be similarly disgusting. /a/ loves buyfagging though.
/mlp/ - "What do you mean you don't like my collection?"
/toy/ tried to get along with /mlp/, /toy/ has sympathy for all boards. But when /toy/ tried to show /mlp/ their collection of first generation ponies, /mlp/ said they only enjoy the new series. Enraged over this dismissal, /toy/ stated that the new show was shit, and it was better in the 80s.
Honors
- 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Tied for 8th Place
- 2012 4chan Summer Cup: 4th Place
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