/ic/

/ic/
Your Art is Shit
/ic/ - Artwork/Critique
Founded N/A IRL manager Managerless Team colors Chat color Ranking 57 () Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank 60 (5 May 2019) Top scorer LOOMIS (13) Top assister Main Dude (5) Captain Bob Ross Website /ic/ - Artwork/Critique Nickname The d/ic/kheads Home ground Bob Ross Memorial Stadium
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 7 7 8 22 31.82%
GF GA GD 32 30 +2
Biggest win /s4s/  0–5  /ic/ April 26, 2014 Biggest defeat /g/  6–0  /ic/ October 20, 2012 First match /ic/  2–1  /f/ April 14, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 2 (First in 2014 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 5th, 2014 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 3 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 7th, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Happy Little Clouds - Bob Ross Goal horn Art Attack Alternate goal horn Meet James Ensor! (If James Ensore scores)
Kits
Home kit Away kit

Introduction

/ic/ - the home of the d/ic/kheads. No matter what you do, your art is shit.

After Dragongate occurred and old /ic/ manager Dan was revealed to be a Dragonfag persona, /ic/ were relegated to the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers, grouped in Group A with fellow Dragongate victims /diy/ and newcomers /e/, /gd/, and /vr/. Managed by former /int/ manager Pato !!W/mUzJAj5BI, /ic/ got to two consecutive 2-2 draws (against rival /gd/ and newcomer /e/) before losing 2-0 to the strong /vr/ side and dragging /diy/ down with them on a 2-2 draw, finishing with 3 draws and 1 loss in the 5-team group. This meant that they were scheduled to participate in the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers, but the event was soon cancelled to make room for a Mega Babby with 5-team groups (as /ic/ had in the Autumn Qualifiers).

This time, they were drawn into Group F with rivals /gd/ and /3/ as well as /g/ and /r9k/. Managed by OrangeAndBlack !!6Zm6upXZ4AG, they got off to a quick start with a 3-1 win over /3/ thanks to a 5-save game by red goalkeeper Tehmeh. /ic/ put themselves atop the group the next day and achieved a 1-0 win over heavily-defensive /r9k/, meaning their first Elite Cup was just a win away. However, /ic/ gave up their early spot in Summer to /gd/ and lost 1-0, so they had to either win or draw against /g/ to get through. Dead Waifu Age gave /g/ a lead early into the second half after >Loomis somehow bungled up a Richard Stallman roll by sending it bouncing off the post in the first half, but /ic/ equalized late to send themselves to the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. In the knockouts, /ic/ completely destroyed /s4s/ by taking a 5-0 win off a Loomis hat-trick and James Ensor double, before a 3-2 extra time loss to second-place team /fa/.

In their first ever Elite Cup, /ic/ got the Group of Death in Group B, seeing Elite teams /wg/ and /mu/ for the first time as well as having to face the revived /k/ squad. /ic/'s Elite campaign got off to a fast start as they rocked /wg/ for a 2-0 win, before slurping semen with /k/. At the top of the group and able to potentially relegate /mu/ with a win, /ic/'s power fizzled out when faced with the true Elite, and The List Goes On kept /mu/'s status intact by getting his team's only goal as /ic/ lost 1-0. /ic/ now needed a draw or 1-0 /k/ win to stay alive, but /k/ wouldn't go away easily, as a 2-0 win relegated /wg/ and forced a play-in for the knockouts. /ic/ got ahead early thanks to LOOMIS and dominated the offense for the rest of the game, as /k/ goalkeeper Stoppan Power kept his team alive to the very last minute. At this minute, however, Bob Ross got /ic/ through with another goal, and /ic/ were set for the knockouts. The knockout stage, however, at first sight seemed to be nowhere near as hard as their group would be, with staples of the Elite Cups like /a/, /sp/, /mlp/, and defending cup champions /trv/ relegated. However, /ic/ were drawn with a strong /wsg/, the team who relegated the champions of the last Elite Cup. /ic/ got a lead before the first half ended due to Bob Ross, before /wsg/'s 56 Chicken Nuggets forced extra time by equalizing. Bob Ross put /ic/ up at the 101st minute, and the game ended in a 2-1 win. This got /ic/ to the quarterfinals, where they had to face /mu/ again. This time around, /mu/ wasted no time getting to a 2-0 lead, MC Ride and Talentless Hack getting 2 past Tehmeh's net and putting /ic/ into a big hole. Despite this, /ic/ got back into the game by the 29th minute as Main Dude actually scored a goal. It was all for nothing, however, as /mu/ took a 2-1 win on their way to a championship. /ic/ finished 6th place in Summer, their best ever cup finish. In the offseason, /ic/ manager OaB !!S73aVv1qK0t resigned, before deciding to come out of retirement. However, then-new commissioner Tottori !!sRN5AxsnGLL denied this un-resignation and banned OaB, leaving /ic/ managerless until a few days before the Winter Cup draw.

Just before the 2015 4chan Winter Cup, Pato !!W/mUzJAj5BI came back, with the hopes of keeping /ic/ strong through the actual cup. Unfortunately, hoping and actually doing are two completely different things; despite starting their campaign in Group D strong with a 0-0 draw against /sci/ leading to a 3-0 deconstruction of old friend /diy/ and giving /ic/ a lead in the group without a goal conceded and 4 points heading into the final day, fellow group competitors /sci/ and /s/ were standing on 2 points with a possibility for both to win their final group stage matches, and /sci/ won theirs with a 4-goal comeback to win 4-2 against /diy/, setting up a death match between /s/ and /ic/. Despite a good performance from goalkeeper Tehmeh, two second half goals from /s/ spelled doom for /ic/, as a 2-0 loss sent /ic/ back to the (>implying) 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup. /ic/ finished 17th place in the Winter Cup despite their late collapse.

Then it was revealed the entire thing was fucking rigged, so /ic/ forfeited its result and had manager Pato !!W/mUzJAj5BI suspended for two cups (a suspension he never returned from). As of the time of this writing, /ic/ have not played an official match in over six years and counting.

Team

No. Position Player   GK Tehmeh   LB Upsidedown Igor   CB Art School   CB Vilppu   RB James Ensor   CMF Cinnabon Girl   CMF Redlining   AMF Bob Ross   LWF Baseball   CF LOOMIS   RWF Main Dude

No. Position Player   GK Fun With A Pencil   GK Your Art Is Shit   CB Mondrian   RB D/ic/KS   LB Read the w/ic/i   DMF Sketching   LMF Its My Style!   CF Drawing On The Right Side Of The Brain   AMF Draw Thread   CF >Drawing Anime   CF Which Tablet Should I Buy?   CF Learn To Draw

Commissioner's Corner

Anthems	Goalhorns	Export	Aesthetics
Happy Little Clouds	Standard implying knockouts James Ensor	What	exports?

Rivalries

 /gd/ - >Art Derby (Record: 1-1-1)
 /i/ - Critic Derby (Record: 0-0-0)

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 14, 2012	/f/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Main Dude  13', 26'
May 12, 2012	/int/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Photorealism  9', 16'
May 16, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 L	Main Dude  29', 76'
August 19, 2012	/diy/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	LOOMIS  8' Main Dude  13'
September 16, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Main Dude  61' Whichtablet  69'
September 29, 2012	/hr/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Photorealism  24'
October 13, 2012	/v/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-0 L
October 14, 2012	/h/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	LOOMIS  32' Photorealism  49'
October 20, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	6-0 L
December 8, 2012	/po/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Main Dude  73'
April 12, 2013	/co/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	LOOMIS  90'
April 13, 2013	/tg/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Baseball  16'
May 4, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 L	Main Dude  10'
May 10, 2013	/hr/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	LOOMIS  82'
May 12, 2013	/trv/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-3 D	LOOMIS  33', 52' Main Dude  37'
October 25, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Main Dude  14' LOOMIS  86'
October 25, 2013	/e/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	LOOMIS  57', 75'
October 26, 2013	/vr/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0 L
October 27, 2013	/diy/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Main Dude  45+' LOOMIS  48'
January 12, 2014	/vp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-0 L
January 26, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	LOOMIS  31'
April 11, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-1 W	James Ensor  24' LOOMIS  29', 44'
April 12, 2014	/r9k/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Main Dude  76'
April 18, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 L
April 20, 2014	/g/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	James Ensor  84'
April 26, 2014	/s4s/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	5-0 W	LOOMIS  2', 5', 71' James Ensor  31', 59'
April 27, 2014	/fa/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	LOOMIS  27' Larry  99'
May 31, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	LOOMIS  30' James Ensor  87'
June 8, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
July 18, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	LOOMIS  20' James Ensor  70'
July 20, 2014	/k/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
July 26, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
August 2, 2014	/wsg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	Bob Ross  39', 101'
August 3, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-2 L	Main Dude  29'
February 13, 2015	/sci/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
February 15, 2015	/diy/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	LOOMIS  42' Main Dude  56' Bob Ross  77'
February 21, 2015	/s/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 L

Trivia

• In the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, /ic/ was involved in such a massive blowout loss that new settings were considered for conditioning in the cup. For their last group stage match against /g/, who was one of the worst teams in the cup at the time, /ic/ was hit purple conditions on the entire defense. Sure enough, /g/ destroyed /ic/ 6-0, leading to some speculation of rigging since this scoreline would have been enough to get /g/ into the 2013 Winter Cup if /h/ lost the match that followed.
• After Dragongate, there was a problem with the roster. /ic/ still had a player named F. Bertoglio, who had absolutely nothing to do with the board, and was actually just a default player in PES from Dynamo Kyiv (this was the club which was modded into being /ic/, as clearly seen in their friendly against /vp/). This meant that they didn't have 23 eligible players in their roster, and until Pato stepped in to manage /ic/ in Autumn 2013, the team was at risk of being disqualified from that season's cup.