/vst/

/vst/
Arma et Butyrum
/vst/ - Video Games/Strategy
Founded April 24th, 2021 Manager Sid Meier Owner Matrix Games IRL manager RealPilky !!yRsASYbCxQc Team colors Chat color 231F20 Gun Powder Black Ranking N/A Highest rank N/A (N/A) Lowest rank N/A (N/A) Top scorer KANE LIVES (4) Top assister Nuclear Gandhi (2) Captain KANE LIVES Website /vst/ - Video Games/Strategy Nickname The a/vst/ists Home ground Armchair General
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 1 1 4 50%
GF GA GD 9 6 +3
Biggest win /vst/  3–1  /lit/ July 31, 2021 Biggest defeat /vst/  3(2)–3(3)  /s4s/ August 8, 2021 First match /toy/  1–1  /vst/ July 11, 2021
Elite Cup Appearances 1 (First in 2021 4chan World Cup) Best result 18th, 2021 4chan World Cup Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Hell March Victory Anthem Empire Earth Main Theme Goal horn Total Annihilation KANE LIVES 3+ Goals Horn No Mercy Nuclear Gandhi Goal Horn TUNAK TUNAK TUN WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD Goal Horn Silent Orchestra
Kits

The second child of the 3rd Balkanization of /v/, /vst/ is home to the greatest strategic minds of a generation. Raised on the battlefields of X-Com and Command & Conquer, their skill at leading men to their deaths is unrivaled across the boards. All who dare oppose the unshakable will of /vst/ will crumble before them, as long as nobody forgets to build their pylons.

ALERT: Board moderation appears to have reversed their policy regarding the presence of a team thread on /vst/, regroup at the Discord server.

Team History

Spring 2021--Early Campaigns

As a new team set to debut upon the greatest stage of all time, /vst/ launched training operations at a frenzied pace, determined to establish themselves as a major power in the World Cup. It should be noted (despite any claims, official records, or video evidence to the contrary) that /vst/ did not participate in Beta Bowl II, and even if it had, it most certainly would not have spooned out with a -5 GD. What can be determined, however, is that around this time, /vst/ gained crucial knowledge of what does not work, and like the Soviet Union after the Winter War, set out to correct these deficiencies.

After a period of wargames and skirmishing, /vst/ next took to the Spring Friendlies. Whereas other teams foolishly wasted this opportunity on meme strats and wild formations, /vst/ came to conquer, defeating mighty /m/ and establishing dominance over their little brother /vm/. All in all, /vst/ came out of the friendlies with a commanding 3-1 record, proving to all that they are a force to be reckoned with.

With their training complete, /vst/ sounded the drums of war. With >Kane at their head, and the indomitable will of the board behind them, the team marched to the World Cup, and to glory.

Summer 2021--The Greatest Game

Arriving at the World Cup, /vst/ drew into Group I, alongside /toy/, /fit/ and /lit/. /vst/'s debut was ultimately inauspicious, choosing to preserve /toy/'s dignity and instead electing to join its brother boards (and /vt/) in tying their inaugural matches. After a week's bye to plan for their remaining matches, /vst/ partook in the humiliation of /fit/, routing the >2 star team and sending them home with naught but the Wooden Spoon to show for their feeble efforts. However, going into the /lit/ game, there were those who doubted /vst/, saying that tying /toy/ was a sign of weakness and defeating /fit/ proved nothing. /vst/ made fools of them all, defying the New Stadium Curse to crush /lit/ 3-1, tying the record for Highest Average Efficiency for the first time since 2015, and securing their rightful place as the top team of the group.

Their critics thusly silenced, and the tide of opinion rapidly turning in their favor, /vst/ moved on to the Round of 32, with /s4s/ drawing to face them. The match began well in /vst/'s favor, ceding an early goal--as was rapidly becoming tradition--before striking back with nuclear fury, Nuclear Gandhi claiming a brace and Kane one more to bring the score to 3-1 at halftime.

What happened next is unclear, but later chemical analysis would reveal that Gandhi's halftime tea had been laced with soy milk instead of cow's milk. It is believed that this caused Gandhi to suffer rapid-onset ideological shift, leading him to embrace such vile notions as "Liberalism" and "Pacifism", as he then proceeded to spend the entire second half passing the ball directly to the /s4s/ keeper at every opportunity. Even with /vst/'s offense so utterly crippled, /s4s/ struggled to make a comeback, with only a freak throughball at 90+2 sending the game into extra time and eventually penalties. Unfortunately, despite a heroic performance from the powerlitches, /s4s/ eventually squeaked out a single kick ahead, claiming victory by only the most technical of margins. As /vst/ withdrew to get Gandhi an emergency transfusion of Douglas MacArthur's blood, /s4s/ would go on to overpower /soc/, /mlp/, /sp/ and /b/ to claim the World Cup.

Roster

Advanced Build Menu

No. Position Player 1   GK >no 110% speed 4   CB Giant Pile of DLC 5   CB Metal Boxes 6   RB "Glad you could make it, [BOARD]." 3   LB YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS 7   CMF El Presidente 8   CMF Artificial """Intelligence""" 9   LMF Wololo 10   RMF ">99% Chance to hit." 12   SS KANE LIVES 11   CF Nuclear Gandhi

No. Position Player 2   GK Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches 13   CB Is PES a Strategy Game? 14   CB Nuclear Launch Detected 20   CB Panzerkampfwagenphilia 21   CB Horatio 19   LB ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE 17   RB Tall/Wide 23   CMF ABIBA TOOT 16   CMF MISTOPHOROI TOXOTAI KRETIKOI 22   CMF WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD 15   CMF King Gedivilas of Chadtuania 18   CMF Karl Franz

Match History

Official

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
July 11, 2021	/toy/	2021 4chan World Cup	1-1 D	KANE LIVES  25'
July 23, 2021	/fit/	2021 4chan World Cup	2-1 W	KANE LIVES  10' >99% Chance to Hit  30'
July 31, 2021	/lit/	2021 4chan World Cup	3-1 W	KANE LIVES  26' Wololo  44' Nuclear Gandhi  66'
August 8, 2021	/s4s/	2021 4chan World Cup	3-3 (2-3 PK) L	Nuclear Gandhi  16', 29' KANE LIVES  42'

Unofficial

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 30, 2021	/m/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	1-1 (4-3 PK) W	Wololo  19'
May 8, 2021	/his/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	2-0 L
May 9, 2021	/vrpg/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	3-1 L	Wololo  56'
May 15, 2021	/wsg/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	3-2 W	>99% Chance to Hit  37' Nuclear Gandhi  53', 57'
May 21, 2021	/vm/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	2-1 W	Tall/Wide  66' Nuclear Gandhi  78'

Rivalries

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Awards & Honors

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  2021 4chan World Cup:
  Best Alternate Goalhorn:
  Nuclear Ghandi

Cup Records

Player	Record	Score	Broken/Tied	Held From	Held To	Current Status
Team	Highest Average Rating	6.54	Tied	July 31, 2021	Current	Tied Record