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"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
/khis/ - Weapons & Military History
Founded February 1, 2022 IRL manager JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP Seigmann !!vaXW12lKzk Team colors Chat color 808080 Military Gray Top scorer Butcher Haig (8) Top assister >muh tigers Lend Lease Was Capitalist Sabotage (2) Captain Butcher Haig Website /khis/ - Weapons & Military History Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 4 1 2 7 57.14%
GF GA GD 14 9 +5
Biggest win /mrpg/  3–0  /khis/ March 27, 2022 Biggest defeat /vap/  2–0  /khis/ March 27,2022 First match /fap/  0–2  /khis/ March 19, 2022
Team music
Anthem Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition Knockouts Anthem Over There Victory Anthem Sink The Bismarck - Johnny Horton Goal horn John Edmond - Battle of Bembezi
Kits

One might be surprised at the crossover between historians and people who just wanna shoot, stab and generally blow stuff up innawoods. But consider, for a moment, the common ground:

The simple and unassuming cannon changed sieges, war, and the very fabric of history as we know it - from rattling defenders at Constantinople (rip) to shredding the Krauts at Breitenfield with canister shot to pummeling the battlefields of the First World War.

Genghis Khan's soldiers used recurve bows that were lighter, easier to shoot, and more powerful than the English longbow, capable of being fired while riding a horse - in the other direction. They created the largest empire the world had ever seen in just 20 years.

The Bronze Age Collapse was caused, among other reasons, by the spread of iron metallurgy and new military tactics. That's a cool chariot army, King whoever-the-shit you are - now taste my cast iron spears and longswords.

The American Civil War? Nice fucking massed smoothbore muskets, Cletus, but have you met my friends Springfield and Enfield?

I mean, the entirety of 20th-century history was shaped by two countries with very large bombs.

You get the idea.

Roster

No. Position Player 40   GK The Maginot Line 2   CB >russian >baltic >fleet 3   CB Gettysburg 4   RB If Only The Maus Was Mass Produced 5   LB VGH GRAND RHODESIA 6   DMF Flammenwerfin' Sherman 7   CMF Papal Crossbow Ban 8   CMF Lend Lease Was Capitalist Sabotage 9   AMF >muh tigers 10   CF THE FIREBOMBING HAS ESCALATED 11   CF Butcher Haig

No. Position Player 12   GK >just win lmao t. sun tzu 13   CB >human wave tactics 14   CB Longbow Brand Longbow 15   CB A Literal Fucking Gun named Pregnant Anne Frank 16   RB Spicy Wind 17   RB Oppenheimer 18   LB WW2 Tank Autism 19   LB Roman von Ungern-Sternberg 20   DMF >be american >get lost 21   DMF Erwin-chan 22   DMF Turbofolk Warsaw Tour 23   DMF Just As The Founding Father's Intended

Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	VOD
Tag Team Cup 6	Group C	/fap/	2-0 W	38' The Firebombing Has Escalated  59' Papal Crossbow Ban	19 March 2022	>fun archive
		/pwv/	1-1 D	Butcher Haig  7'	20 March 2022	>fun archive
		/3vr/	1-2 L	61' Butcher Haig	25 March 2022	>fun archive
	Round of 12	/toyco/	2-1 W	Butcher Haig  20' The Firebombing has Escalated  39'	27 March 2022	>fun archive
	Quarterfinals	/mrpg/	3-0 W	17', 89' Butcher Haig  48' The Firebombing has Escalated	27 March 2022	>fun archive
	Semifinals	/vap/	0-2 L		27 March 2022	>fun archive
	Third Place Match	/s4mu/	5-3 W	Butcher Haig  17', 81', 89' The Firebomb has Escalated  31' Midnice Crisis  55'	27 March 2022	>fun archive