/hag/

We Like Older Women

/hag/ - Hags

Founded

January 14th 2022

Caretaker

Reverse

IRL manager

Managerless

Team colors

Chat color

000000
Miosha Black

Top scorer

END HER MENOPAUSE (7)

Top assister

Pochimama (5)

Captain

MIOSHA

Website

/hag/ - Hags

Nickname

/hag/gots

Historic performance

3	3	5			11				27.27%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
16	25	-9

Biggest win
/wah/	0–3	/hag/
17 March 23

Biggest defeat
/doog/	5–1	/hag/
4 March 23

First match
/nasfaqg/	1–1	/hag/
4 March 22

Team music

Anthem	Older Women
Victory Anthem	Stacy's mom

Goal horn	Animal
MIOSHA Goal Horn	Howling
MIOSHA Hat Trick Horn	Wanwanwaoon
Pochimama Goal Horn	Alien Alien
SEX DOG Goal Horn	Wan-Wan House!
END HER MENOPAUSE Goal Horn	Cheeki Breeki

Kits

The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26. Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course. Impregnating all the hags is our goal.

History

Debuted in /vt/ League 2. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [Group C] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.

Roster

No.

Position

Player

41

GK

Hatchling Hag

31

CB

Daisenhag

32

CB

Dragon Tits

33

CB

Wine Aunt

34

DMF

Wakipai

29

RMF

WOMB

36

CMF

SEX DOG

37

LMF

Sex Potion Hag

40

AMF

END HER MENOPAUSE

43

SS

Birbhag

38

CF

MIOSHA

No.

Position

Player

67

GK

Average Haggot

42

CB

Lolibaba

47

CB

Mature Turkey

35

CB

Bleached Hag

30

DMF

Hagsmith

45

DMF

Girlfriend

46

DMF

Calming Predator

44

DMF

200th Milestone

49

DMF

Old Architecture

39

CMF

Pochimama

48

CMF

GOOD ENDING

50

CMF

Married

Player Statistics

Player Name	Total Goals	Total Assists	Hag of The Match
END HER MENOPAUSE	7	3	2
Pochimama	3	5	0
Sex Potion Hag	3	0	1
MIOSHA	2	3	1
MMO Autist *	1	0	0
>tfw no wife	1	1	0
Birbhag	1	0	0
SEX DOG	1	0	0
Girlfriend *	0	1	0

Goalkeeper	Total Saves
MILF	16
Have Sex and Reproduce	15
Ancient Goddess*	7

= player no longer on the team

Cup Record

Event	Place
/vt/ League 2	8th
/vt/ League 3	25th
/vt/ League 4	28th

Official Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 2	Group Stage Group C	/nasfaqg/	1–1	END HER MENOPAUSE 26'	4 March 2022
		/pcg/	3‐1	Pochimama 23'	6 March 2022
		/vsj+/	2‐0	END HER MENOPAUSE 45+1' MIOSHA 61'	11 March 2022
	Round of 16	/moon/	2-1	END HER MENOPAUSE 18' MMO Autist 82'	12 March 2022
	Quarter-finals	/nepolabo/	3-0		13 March 2022
/vt/ League 3	Group Stage	/morig/	1-1	END HER MENOPAUSE 84'	3 September 2022
		/wah/	4-4	Pochimama 10', 90+1' END HER MENOPAUSE 45+1, 50'	9 September 2022
		/manstars/	2-1	18' >tfw no wife	11 September 2022
/vt/ League4	Group Stage	/doog/	5-1	85' Birbhag	March 4th, 2023
		/nasfaqg/	2-5	60' Sex Potion Hag 80' SEX DOG	March 10, 2023
		/wah/	0-3	4, 65' Sex Potion Hag 88' MIOSHA	March 17, 2023
/vt/ League 5	Group Stage	/holoX/			September 2nd, 2023
		/skynetFC/			September 8, 2023
		/vtwbg/			September 10, 2023

Unofficial Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 4 Friendlies	Friendlies	/mogu/	3-6	END HER MENOPAUSE 6', 21', 30', 37' Pochimama 45+3' Miosha 90+2'	5 January 2023
		/HiRyS/	4-1	Pochimama 41' Miosha 67', 90+1' Sex Potion Hag 73'	6 January 2023
		/GGG/	4-2	END HER MENOPAUSE 19' Miosha 38', 41', 45+2'	19 January 2023
/vt/ League 5 Friendlies	Friendlies	/holoX/	3-3 (P.Ks 3-1)	Birbhag 44', 60' Miosha 90+0'	17 August 2023
		/vrt/	1-1 (P.Ks 4-1)	END HER MENOPAUSE 45+0'	18 August 2023