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/sci/
What has science done?
Sci logo.png
/sci/ - Science & Math
Founded Jan. 6, 2012
Manager John Urschel
IRL manager Yuyukow !!EOZVjSE1Oud
Team colors
Chat color 0047AB
Cobalt Blue
Ranking 5 (increase 3)
Highest rank 4 (August 2018)
Lowest rank 54 (November 2016)
Top scorer Shinichi Mochizuki (61)
Top assister Richard Feynman (33)
Captain Shinichi Mochizuki
Website /sci/ - Science & Math
Nickname /sci/entists, /sci/borgs, The Science Team
Home ground The Time Cube
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
53 32 59 144 36.81%
GF GA GD
245 268 -23
Biggest win
/sci/ Sci icon.png 5–0 Diy icon.png /diy/
November 1, 2015
Biggest defeat
/sci/ Sci icon.png 1–7 Wg icon.png /wg/
September 29, 2012
First match
/d/ D icon.png 1–0 Sci icon.png /sci/
February 11, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 14 (First in 2012 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 4th, 2024 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 17 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup)
Best result 1st, 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem The Science Rap G
Victory Anthem Glorious Dawn

Goal horn Weird Science
Feynman Goalhorn Richard Feynman Playing Bongos
Wernher von Braun & Musk Goalhorn Go!
Comeback Goalhorn Blinding Lights
Kits
Home kit Scihome sc2015.png
Away kit Sciaway-2016sbc.png
Goalkeeper kit Sci home goalkeeper kit 2014 spring babby cup.png
Third kit Scithird-2016sbc.png
Fourth kit Scifourth-2016sbc.png
Fifth kit Sci kit 5 2020 spring babby cup.png
Sixth kit Sci kit 6 2021 autumn babby cup.png


Since the dawn of time, anons from far and wide have come to /sci/ to post their IQ and take autism tests. The best and brightest of these pseuds have come together and put forth 23 of their finest memes and beloved scientists to represent them in the 4chan Cup. Over 10 years after the team's founding, the /sci/entists are looking to put their Ph.D's to use and sperg their way into the history books, and after many trials and tribulations the team had achieved victory in the 2023 Autumn Babby Cup. So put down that CS book and get ready to do some real science, brainlet.

Lineup

Main Article: /sci/ Roster

Top: Ed Witten, Lying Koreans- 99, Boiling Water, >carbon fiber hull, Yukariposter , Stephen Hawking
Bottom: You SHOULD be able to solve this, Richard Feynman (Captain), Shinichi Mochizuki, Wernher von Braun, Norman Wildberger
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)
No. Position Player
24
  GK
The Phenotype
17
  LB
Yukariposter
20
  CB
>carbon fiber hull
373
  CB
Boiling Water
99
  RB
Lying Koreans - 99
34
  DMF
Stephen Hawking
  CMF
Norman Wildberger
58
  CMF
Wernher Von Braun
23
  AMF
Shinichi Mochizuki
11
  SS
Richard FeynmanCaptain
15
  CF
You SHOULD be able to solve this
No. Position Player
69
  GK
Jon Tooker
43
  LB
Cool Science Facts
22
  LB
CS Pleb
96
  CB
Homo Engineer
3
  CB
Triple Integrals
112
  CB
1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12
999
  CB
Does 0.999 = 1?
4
  RB
>biology >hard science
8
  RB
Carl Sagan
300
  DMF
300k Starting
9
  DMF
>>>/x/
44
  CMF
Aspie African










Cup & Match History

Main Article: /sci/ History

2024 Winter Cup

Coming off the victory in Autumn, /sci/ returned to the elites hoping for good things in the coming season. The hopes were tempered very quickly as /sci/ ran into 0-4 blow out against /t/, the runner up from the previous year's winter cup, and needed to make good on the other two games in the group. After /sci/ was unable to score on /t/ in its first game no matter how deep into the box it got, the rematch against /k/ from a year prior went much better initially. You Should be able to solve this ran pulled hat trick on /k/, and /sci/ looked to be in a solid position going into the last game. However a minor tactical change on the part of the management caused /sci/ to lose its pressure in the midfield and /k/ managed to run up two goals before the change was rectified, a game that would have otherwise canceled out a large portion /sci/'s goal deficit now left it in a situation where it could die even if it beat /y/. The 6-6-6-0 tragedy loomed as /sci/ needed to beat /y/ and have /t/ pull at least a draw despite being down a Silver Medal. The last day of the group stage arrived and a difficult slog against /y/ ensued, all looked well as You Should Be Able To Solve This managed to score at the 20th minute, then 10 man abuse reared its ugly head again as /y/ got red carded not to long thereafter. The 1-0 lead was maintained until an equalizer occurred early in the second half, /sci/ could still advance on a draw but the margins for the following game would be even tighter, needing /t/ to win outright. Attack after attack from both teams' strikers failed as the clock began to run out, the game entered injury time just as /y/ throw in was intercepted and /sci/ went on the offense; the shot by >>>/x/ was barely intercepted by the /y/ keeper, it bounced off his finger tips and allowed Wernher von Braun to make an attempt that rebounded of the post, but with the defense all tripped up You Should Be Able To Solve This managed to sink a second goal in off the kapow at 90 minutes plus 4. The game ended instantly after the following kickoff and /sci/ would advance with /t/ after their 3-3 draw with /k/.

/sci/ was seeded against /d/ for the round of 16 and looked quite formidable. The /d/eviants had racked up 9 points to top their group stage by running an unorthodox illegal formation that none of the other teams in Group B seemed able to deal with. Despite this /sci/ came out firing on all cylinders with You Should Be Able To Solve This and Shinichi Mochizuki getting 3 goals in before /d/ was even able to respond with one of their own. Even after Giantess' goal, the /sci/borgs continued to push forward as Richard Feynman would get his own brace before the end of the match bringing to scoreboard to 5-1. The Final day had arrived and /sci/ had the first quaterfinal match against an /f/ that had proved itself incredibly strong having 9 pointed their Group A in Winter as well as Group E in Autumn, only losing to /mlp/ in the Round of 16. The match opened up and /f/ managed to score first at 20', but Feynman managed to score and level the game before the end of the first half. /sci/ and /f/ were bogged down in a battle of attrition as both teams' offenses had a difficult time trying to find the weaknesses in each other's defenses to exploit, tactical changes did little to alter the situation as the second half ended and went into extra time. Not even the extra subs provided seemed to give either attack what was needed to make it over the line, it all came down to penalties shot out that ended 3-1 for /sci/ with Boiling Water and >carbon fiber hull making up the shots that the two Golds had missed. For a moment, it looked like /sci/ could repeat what /lgbt/ did back in 2017 during the height abuse era and win back to back babby-elite championships, but alas it was not to be as /sci/ blundered into a 0-3 loss against /pw/ that not even /t/'s boarding party stratagem could salvage. /sci/ would not make it to the finals, but would instead go to its first 3rd place match since the team's debut in 2012, where it would then suffer a narrow 3-4 loss against [wsg]. In spite of being shut out from a top 3 finish, /sci/'s fans were happy with the team's success, setting a new best elite performance at 4th and punching their tickets to summer in the process where the dreaded PES 16 awaited.

Tournament History

Competition Wins Draws Losses Goal For Goals Against Goal Differential Rank Notes
2012 Spring Cup logo.png2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4 2 1 11 7 4 3rd place
2012 Summer Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 5 11 -6 19th place - Group Stage
2012 Autumn Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 1 1 10 5 5 9th place - Round of 16
2013 Winter Cup logo.png2013 4chan Winter Cup 1 0 2 5 6 -1 16th place - Group Stage
2013 Spring Cup logo.png2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 0 2 2 4 -2 19th place- Group Stage Promoted due to the Dragongate scandal
2013 Summer Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Summer Cup 1 0 2 3 7 -4 23rd place - Group Stage
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 1 1 5 7 -2 21st place - Group Stage
2014 Spring Cup logo.png2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 1 2 3 4 -1 30th place - Group Stage
2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4 1 1 12 7 5 5th place - Quarterfinals
2015 4chan winter cup logo.png2015 4chan Winter Cup 1 2 1 6 7 -1 14th place - Round of 16
2015 Summer Cup Logo.png2015 4chan Summer Cup 0 0 3 3 10 -7 31st - Group Stage
ABC15 Design G.png2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 2 1 8 4 4 24th place - Group Stage
2016 Spring Cup Logo.png2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0 1 2 2 7 -5 26th place - Group Stage
ABC16 Design A.png2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 0 0 0 0 0 Forfeit No export presented
SBC17 Design Aq.png2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 0 2 1 4 5 -1 8th place - Group Stage
SBC17 Design A.png2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 1 1 6 6 0 18th - Group Stage Promoted after /t/, /out/ and /p/ were culled
SC17 Design A.png2017 4chan Summer Cup 3 1 1 10 7 3 6th place - Quarterfinals Tied with /tv/
WC18 Design F2.png2018 4chan Winter Cup 3 0 2 9 8 1 8th place - Quarterfinals
Summer18 E.png2018 4chan Summer Cup 4 0 1 10 5 5 6th Place - Quarterfinals
WC19 Design E.png2019 4chan Winter Cup 0 1 2 12 15 -3 25th place - Group Stage
SBC19 Design B1.png2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0 3 0 0 0 0 21st place - Group Stage
ABC19 Design Eq.png2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 1 0 2 4 6 -2 8th place - Group Stage >go autopilot >get aborted
SBC20 Design A.png2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0 3 0 6 6 0 21st - Group Stage Lost playoffs to /d/
ABC20 Design F.png2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 0 2 3 7 -4 25th - Group Stage
WoC21 Design E.png2021 4chan World Cup 0 2 1 6 7 -1 53rd - Group Stage
ABC21 Design C.png2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 0 3 6 10 -4 34th - Group Stage
SBC22 Design D.png2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 0 3 9 8 1 11th - Round of 16 Drought ended after 3 years, tied with /c/
SC22 Design G.png2022 4chan Summer Cup 0 2 1 4 7 -3 28th - Group Stage >jobbing to /cm/
ABC22 Design H.png2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 2 1 8 7 1 8th - Quarter Finals >a fucking repeat group >another QF loss
WC23 Design G.png2023 4chan Winter Cup 4 0 1 12 7 5 5th - Quarter Finals >losing the first elite QF the team had 4.5 years
SC23 Design G1.png2023 4chan Summer Cup 1 0 2 6 9 -3 24th - Group Stage >getting relegated in summer AGAIN
ABC23 Design G.png2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5 0 2 16 9 7 Champions 9-3-3-3 miracle promotion, Quarterfinal curse broken
WC24 Design E1.png2024 4chan Winter Cup 4 0 3 11 13 -2 4th - Third Place Match
Elite Matches 22 8 24 105 122 -17
Babby Matches 26 20 26 111 111 0
Total Cup Matches 48 28 50 216 233 -17
Official Friendlies 5 4 9 29 35 -6 No more official friendlies, RIPIP
Official Total 53 32 59 245 268 - 23

Recent & Upcoming Matches

For a >complete match history see: /sci/ Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Video
July 28, 2023 Trv icon.png /trv/ Group Stage SC 2023 1-3 L Shinichi MochizukiGoal 79' >fun
July 30, 2023 H icon.png /h/ Group Stage SC 2023 4-3 W Norman WildbergerGoal 31'51'62'79' >fun
August 5, 2023 C icon.png /c/ Group Stage SC 2023 1-3 L You SHOULD be able to solve this Goal 6' >fun
October, 28 2023 X icon.png /x/ Group Stage ABC 2023 1-2 L Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 7' >fun
November 3, 2023 A icon.png /a/ Group Stage ABC 2023 1-2 L Richard Feynman Goal 5' >fun
November 5, 2023 N icon.png /n/ Group Stage ABC 2023 3-2 W Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 54'80' Richard Feynman Goal 65' >fun
November 11, 2023 Vt icon.png /vt/ Round of 16 ABC 2023 2-1 W Stephen HawkingGoal 31' Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 45+2' >fun
November 12, 2023 I icon.png /i/ Quarterfinals ABC 2023 2-1 W Shinichi MochizukiGoal 67'
Richard Feynman Goal 40'
>fun
November 12, 2023 Ck icon.png /ck/ Semifinals ABC 2023 2-0 W Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 4'75' >fun
November 12, 2023 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Finals ABC 2023 5-1 W Stephen Hawking Goal 5'
Richard Feynman Goal 24'89'
You Should Be Able To Solve This Goal 75'
Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 84'
>fun
January 20, 2024 T icon.png /t/ Group Stage WC 2024 0-4 L >fun
January 26, 2023 K icon.png /k/ Group Stage WC 2024 3-2 W You Should Be Able To Solve This Goal 36'53'59' >fun
January 28, 2023 Y icon.png /y/ Group Stage WC 2024 2-1 W You Should Be Able To Solve This Goal 20'90+4' >fun
February 3, 2023 D icon.png /d/ Round of 16 WC 2024 5-1 W You Should Be Able To Solve This Goal 43' Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 59'62' Richard Feynman Goal 78'85' >fun
February 4, 2023 F icon.png /f/ Quarterfinals WC 2024 1-1 W (3-1 Pen) Richard Feynman Goal 38' >fun
February 4, 2023 Pw icon.png /pw/ Semifinals WC 2024 0-3 L >fun
February 4, 2023 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ Third Place Match WC 2024 3-4 L Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 4' Richard Feynman Goal 21'88' >fun

Statistics

Main Article: /sci/ Player Statistics


Trivia

  • /sci/ is one of only 2 teams to have drawn 30 or more games.
  • Despite being the longest tenured keeper on the team, Stephen Hawking finished his goalkeeping career only recorded seven clean sheets in an 11 year period, averaging less than 1 per year, and his first recorded clean sheet did not come until 2017. For comparison, Thorium, the second leader in clean sheets, had a short career spanning four years averaged over 1 clean sheet per year.
  • /sci/ went 10 years without promoting from a Spring Babby Cup in a way that didn't involve a scandal or a controversial decision (2012-2022), being eligible to play in 6 of them; staying within the same subject, /sci/ spent 8 years without promoting from an Autumn Babby Cup (2014-2022), although they only participated in 4 thanks to a combination of staying elite and one forfeit.
  • As of the time of writing /sci/ has conceded goals in 91.1% of games played.
  • In the 2023 Summer Cup, Norman Wildberger scored /sci/'s first double brace since Richard Feynman's against /diy/ in 2015
  • As of October 2023, /sci/ has never won on Halloween weekend.
  • /sci/ became the second team to register a four medal performance in a Final, against /mlp/, the first team that achieved this feat against /tv/ in Spring 2013.

Exports

Winter 2024

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Previous

Version Tactics Aesthetics Music
Pro Evolution Soccer 2021
Pro Evolution Soccer 2019
Pro Evolution Soccer 2018
Pro Evolution Soccer 2017
Pro Evolution Soccer 2016
Pro Evolution Soccer 2015

Gallery & Promotional Media

Promos


Gallery



Honors

Team

Official tournaments:

2012 Spring Cup logo.png
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Third Place
2012 Summer Cup logo.png
2012 4chan Summer Cup
At least you tried award
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Champions
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team of the tournament
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Most Improved Team
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Goalhorn - Weird Science
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Best Chant - STOP DOING MATH
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Biggest Upset - /sci/ vs /mlp/ Final

Invitationals:

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2015 Antares Memorial Cup
Third place
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Akko League II: Sucy I Need A Tagline
Champions
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Akko Stuptor Cup
Runners-up

Individual

2012 Summer Cup logo.png
2012 4chan Summer Cup
No. Position Player
52
  LWF
Bill Nye
All-Star 2nd Team
2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
No. Position Player
34
  GK
Stephen Hawking
All-Star Starting XI
Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves)
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2018 4chan Winter Cup
No. Position Player
23
  CF
Shinichi Mochizuki
Golden Boot Winner (6 Goals, 4 way tie)
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2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
No. Position Player
23
  CF
Shinichi Mochizuki
MVP (4 Man of the Match Awards )

Rivalries

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The Intellectualism Derby

A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while /lit/ prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won three official matches and an old offical friendly, but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.

0 Wins 0 Draws 4 Losses
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The Progress Bowl

Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: /pol/ disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 4 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2017 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a joint anthem to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The most recent matchup was in Summer 18 and saw /sci/ bury /pol/ 2-1 and staying elite at their expense, while they headed to the inferno of the babbies. /sci/ and /pol/ would meet again in Spring 22 losing to /pol/ 1-2 for the first time in an official cup match, both promoted anyway. While /sci/ normally opposes the idea of slavery, they seem content on owning /pol/.

4 Wins 1 Draw 2 Losses
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Science vs. Engineering

An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with Feynman’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law.

2 Wins 1 Draw 0 Losses

Contact

Team Discord

Yuyukow !!EOZVjSE1Oud

  • IRC: Yuyukow
  • Email: Yuyukow@protonmail.com
  • Discord: Yuyukow#8393
Achievements
Babby Cups
Preceded by
2022 /vg/ Vg icon.png
Autumn Champions
2023 (1st title)
Incumbent