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The /h/entai Team was formed on July 17th, 2012 after a curious spectator of the 4chan Summer Cup group stages decided to create a team with the help of friendly anons from /h/. Other teams are about to be loved tenderly.
Important Links
Tactical Export | Aesthetic Export | Music Export |
Roster
- Main Article: /h/ roster
Current Roster
History
Honors
Click ->
Team
Official
2015 4chan Winter Cup: Runners Up
2014 4chan Winter Cup: 4th Place
2018 4chan Winter Cup: 4th Place
Invitational
Weeabowl II: Champions
Kurisumasu Cup: Champions
Kurisumasu Cup III: Champions
Lewd Bowl:
Runners UpKurisumasu Cup IV: Runners Up
Tag Team Cup 3:
Runners Up
as /hpo/
Individual
Awards
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Goal of the Tournament: Asuka2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Most Assists (Tied):
Liru
All-Star Selection
2012 Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars:
POMF-chan2014 Winter Cup All-Stars:
Asuka2014 Winter Cup All-Stars:
Kneesocks2014 Summer Cup All-Stars:
Delicious Flat Chest2015 Winter Cup All-Stars:
Asuka2015 Winter Cup All-Stars:
Kneesocks
Tournament History
Event | Finish | W | D | L | Captain | Lead Goalscorer |
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | Round of 16, promoted | 3 | 0 | 1 | Fap Gauntlet | Titty Monster (3) |
2013 4chan Winter Cup | Group Stage, relegated | 0 | 1 | 2 | Titty Monster | Titty Monster (2) |
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | Group Stage, promoted | 2 | 0 | 1 | Titty Monster | Titty Monster (2) |
2013 4chan Summer Cup | Round of 16 | 1 | 2 | 1 | Asuka Langley Soryu | Asuka Langley Soryu (2) |
2014 4chan Winter Cup | 4th Place | 3 | 1 | 3 | Asuka Langley Soryu | Asuka Langley Soryu (4) Titty Monster (4) |
2014 4chan Summer Cup | Quarterfinals | 2 | 1 | 2 | Asuka Langley Soryu | Incest Titty Monster (2) |
2015 4chan Winter Cup | Runner-up | 5 | 0 | 2 | Titty Monster | Asuka Langley Soryu (5) |
2015 4chan Summer Cup | Group Stage, relegated | 1 | 1 | 1 | Titty Monster | Titty Monster (3) |
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | Quarterfinals, promoted | 3 | 2 | 1 | Titty Monster | Bible Black (3) |
2016 4chan Winter Cup | Group Stage, relegated | 0 | 1 | 2 | Titty Monster | Titty Monster (3) |
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup | Group Stage | 1 | 0 | 2 | Asuka Langley Soryu | Asuka Langley Soryu (4) |
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | Round of 16, promoted | 2 | 1 | 1 | Asuka Langley Soryu | Asuka Langley Soryu (6) |
2017 4chan Winter Cup | Round of 16 | 1 | 1 | 2 | Asuka Langley Soryu | Liru (4) |
2017 4chan Summer Cup | Group Stage, relegated | 0 | 2 | 1 | Liru | Faceless Fatguy (1) |
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | Round of 16, promoted | 2 | 0 | 2 | Liru | Faceless Fatguy (5) |
2018 4chan Winter Cup | 4th Place | 4 | 1 | 2 | Liru | Faceless Fatguy (4) Liru (4) |
2018 4chan Summer Cup | Round of 16 | 1 | 2 | 1 | Sad Panda | Liru (3) |
2019 4chan Winter Cup | Group Stage, relegated | 0 | 2 | 1 | Sad Panda | Can't Beat The Cock (3) Faceless Fatguy (3) |
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup | Quarter Finals | 2 | 1 | 2 | Can't Beat The Cock | Can't Beat The Cock (2) Liru (2) Faceless Fatguy (2) |
2019 4chan Summer Cup | Round of 16 | 2 | 1 | 1 | Can't Beat The Cock | Can't Beat The Cock (6) |
2020 4chan Winter Cup | Round of 16 | 1 | 2 | 1 | Can't Beat The Cock | Can't Beat The Cock (5) |
2020 4chan Summer Cup | Group Stage, relegated | 0 | 0 | 3 | Can't Beat The Cock | Can't Beat The Cock (2) & Liru (2) |
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | Group Stage | 1 | 0 | 2 | Can't Beat The Cock | Can't Beat The Cock (3) |
2021 4chan World Cup | Group Stage | 1 | 0 | 2 | Sad Panda | Liru (2) |
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | Round of 16, promoted | 1 | 3 | 1 | Sad Panda | Liru (12) |
2022 4chan Winter Cup | Group Stage, relegated | 1 | 1 | 1 | Sad Panda | Can't Beat The Cock (2) |
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup | Round of 16, promoted | 2 | 2 | 1 | Sad Panda | Can't Beat The Cock (7) |
2022 4chan Summer Cup | Group Stage, relegate | 0 | 2 | 1 | Sad Panda | Can't Beat The Cock (2) |
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | Round of 16, promoted | 1 | 2 | 1 | Can't Beat The Cock | Can't Beat The Cock (5) |
2023 4chan Winter Cup | Round of 16 | 1 | 1 | 2 | Can't Beat The Cock | Faceless Fatguy (4) |
2023 4chan Summer Cup | Group Stage, relegate | 0 | 0 | 3 | Can't Beat The Cock | Grimm (3) |
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | Group Stage | 0 | 3 | 0 | Can't Beat The Cock | Can't Beat The Cock (3) Chikarin (3) |
2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup | Group Stage | 1 | 0 | 2 | Can't Beat The Cock | Can't Beat The Cock (2) |
Match History
For a full record of all /h/ matches including friendlies and invitationals refer to the main /h/ Match History page. A video archive of matches can be found here
Recent Matches
Last 12 months
October 28, 2023 | /aco/ | 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage | 4-4 D | Can't Beat The Cock 28', 45+1', 55' Unwilling Elf 85' |
Final PEStination Attendance: 385 |
November 3, 2023 | /gd/ | 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage | 2-2 D | Chikarin 28', 42' |
Adobe Arena Attendance: 376 |
November 5, 2023 | /lit/ | 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage | 1-1 D | Chikarin 33' |
Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 426 |
April 27, 2024 | /sp/ | 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage | 2-4 L | Chikarin 29' Can't Beat The Cock 70' |
Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Attendance: 420 |
May 3, 2024 | /pol/ | 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage | 3-0 W | Grimm 41' Can't Beat The Cock 90+0' Mindbreak 90+3' |
Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 398 |
May 5, 2024 | /tg/ | 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage | 2-4 L | Lightsaber Dick 74' Sinsack 87' |
The Magical Realm Attendance: 464 |
Records
- Main Article: /h/ Records
Team Records
Category | Recordholder | Record |
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Highest Attendance | vs /n/, March 4 2018 2018 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match | 2552 |
Winning Streak | February 15 2015 to March 1 2015 | 5 Matches |
Unbeaten Streak |
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6 Matches |
Biggest Win | vs /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies vs /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage vs /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage |
5-0 |
Highest Score | vs /g/ October 13 2013 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup vs /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage vs /wg/ January 12 2014 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies vs /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage vs /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage |
5 Goals |
Individual Records
Category | Recordholder | Record |
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Most Matches | Faceless Fatguy | 91 |
Most Goals | Can't Beat The Cock | 53 |
Most Goals in a Match | Asuka Langley Soryuu vs /pol/ November 5 2016 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage Can't Beat The Cock v /lit/ July 21st 2019 2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage Liru v /tg/ November 6 2021 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage |
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Most Goals in a Cup | Liru 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 12 |
Most Assists | Faceless Fatguy | 30 |
Most Saves | Sad Panda | 221 |
Most Cleansheets | Sad Panda | 12 |
Cup Records
Individual
Category | Recordholder | Record |
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Most Goals scored in a group stage | Liru 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 11 |
Miscellaneous
Management
Avalon - Autumn 2012 - Spring 2013
OnaniMaster - Autumn 2012
Bittenfeld - Summer 2013 - Summer 2014
RLK_Dragon - Winter 2015 - Autumn 2015
Flowonthego & Gummy - Summer 2015 - Summer 2019, Autumn 2020 - Winter 2023
LiruAutist - Spring 2019 - Autumn 2023
rhs - Summer 2017 - Winter 2019, Summer 2019 - Summer 2020 , Autumn 2022 -
Rivalries
/a/ - Sad Panda Derby |
On the first day of 4chan moot created the anime board. On the second day he created the hentai board. Linked from the very beginning it is fitting that the two teams have been closely linked and indeed are cotenants of the Sad Panda Communal Faphouse. Fittingly the two teams have met in two official friendlies, split one apiece, and in one drawn cup match. |
1-1-1 |
Played | GF | GA | GD |
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3 | 4 | 8 | -4 |
/d/ - Fluid Bowl |
They both live their lives in search of hentai...however one has a bit of an open mind. /h/ and /d/ first played in two friendlies, split one apiece but /h/ has since taken control of the Derby with two round of 16 wins. |
3-0-1 |
Played | GF | GA | GD |
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4 | 6 | 5 | 1 |
/e/ - H Bowl |
Two boards inherently linked with the word ecchi itself derived from the English spelling of hentai. While both boards love their lewd anime girls, /h/ recognizes that anime girls are there to get the dick. The two boards have never met in a cup match but /h/ came out victorious in the one official friendly played. |
1-0-0 |
Played | GF | GA | GD |
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1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Stadium
Stadium | Sad Panda Communal Faphouse |
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7-10-9 |
Envisioned as a communal stadium that could represent all the weeb teams, the Sad Panda Communal Faphouse hosted its first match in the Round of 16 in the 2016 Autumn Babby Cup. Unfortunately /h/ was unable to avoid the New Stadium Curse, losing to /u/. While /h/'s second match at the ground was a much happier occasion, with a 3-0 win over /adv/ to avoid relegation in Winter 2017, the teams has yet to stamp its authority at home though a breakout victory against rivals /d/ in the 2018 Winter Cup Round of 16 shows that this is beginning to change. |
Played | GF | GA | GD |
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26 | 49 | 52 | -3 |
Tag Teams
The Tag Team Cup is an annual invitational where two cup teams form a tag team representing both teams.
/hpo/ - /h/ and /po/ |
/hpo/ was the tag team between /h/ and /po/ for the 2017 Tag Team Cup 3. /hpo/ was successful onfield and finished second, losing in the final to /vrm/. |
3-1-2 |
Played | GF | GA | GD |
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6 | 7 | 7 | 0 |
/vh/ - /h/ and /v/ |
/vh/ was the tag team between /h/ and /v/ that took part in the Tag Team Cup 4. |
2-0-2 |
Played | GF | GA | GD |
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4 | 4 | 7 | -3 |
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