/vp/ Roster

Position	Number	Name	Picture	Description	Height	Playstyle	Skillcards
GK	5	Serebii.net		The most trusted site for Pokémon news >Implying bulbapedo is good . Remember, if it's not SEREBII CONFIRMED! it's nothing at all.			N/A
GK	12	First Edition Charizard		Back in the early days of PTCG, if you had a First Edition Charizard card you had swag for days. Only plebs had non-first editions.			N/A
GK	21	Gotta Catch 'Em All		If you don't catch 'em all, then why the fuck do you play the game?			N/A
LB	8	Tentaquil		Tentaquil is the combination of Tentacool and Cyndaquil. Es fake mon that likes to puke blood.			N/A
LB	14	Uber Banned					N/A
LB	23	>No Frontier		Nintendo got rid of the best feature when they remade ORAS. Fuck you Nintendo, but please give free DLC update.			N/A
CB	7	Too Much Water		Some cunt who probably never played a pokémon game in her life, gave the new games a 7.8/10 on IGN and criticized it for having too much water.			N/A
CB	11	>200 Potions		Best buy in America had a promotion to buy both games and recieve 200 regular potions. >Using regular potions at all			N/A
CB	13	No Es Fake		Spanish for "it's not fake". Usually pictured with Ludicolo.			N/A	-	CB	18	Goodra		Male ones are seemingly extinct nowadays, and nobody (unironically) likes/loves them. You will often see people "claiming" to "like" male ones, but in reality they are being ironic. She's too feminine to be liked as a male anyway. She is technically more feminine than Gardevoir as far as aesthetics/looks go. Male Gardevoir or any of the other femmons that can be male often have fanbases surrounding them because of the "trap" fetish. Goopy here isn't the case because she is a dragon. Therefore she is immune to the trap fetish.			N/A	-	RB	6	Specs Weedle		"Ha ha ha. He brought a weedle to a competitive battle" *Weedle sweeps team* [rage quits]			N/A
RB	19	Masuda		Lol, I don't know			N/A
RB	22	MissingNo.		Ask the old man to show how to catch a Pokémon, fly to Cinnabar Island, surf the eastern coastline, ???, profit. Oh, and remember to save your game. ;^)			N/A
DMF	2	Trumpets		The music mastermind, Trumpets. If there's a song you hate in the series, it's because it needed more trumpets.			N/A
LMF	10	Smogonsword		This is Smogon's prefered choice of pokemon			N/A
LMF	15	It's a Hat		Is it his hair or a hat? Hat confirmed!			N/A
RMF	18	DOGARS		In the Japanese version of Pokémon B&W2, Roxie sings the name of her Koffing (Dogars) D! O! G! A! R! S! DOGARS!			N/A
RMF	20	No Moves		To be effective, you have to have moves that can KO the other Pokémon. Apparently these Pokémon missed the memo and have no moves to actually win.			N/A
AMF	4	>Implying Owls Are Birds		It was a good thread until one anon proclaimed ">Implying Owls Are Birds"			N/A
LWF	3	Bravest Bird		Bravest Bird, formally Smogonbird, became the Bravest Bird in hopes to better the team. This Player uses muh priority to strike first on the field.			N/A
RWF	16	Hoenn Confirmed		WE TOLD YOU THERE WOULD BE HOENN! WE FUCKING TOLD YOU! HOENN CONFIRMED!			N/A
RWF	17	Joey's Rattata		The trainer with the top percentage Rattata is back in your face to really prove it's the best.			N/A
CF	1	Miror B.		The long time veteran of the team continues to strive for greatness.			N/A

>Implying I'm going to post skillcards on the page