/vm/

/vm/
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/vm/ - Video Games/Multiplayer
Founded April 24th, 2021 Owner Steamworks IRL manager Laventale !!EpaPOcGqYg6 HarryEnfield !!gzaUGWZqbt7 Cancermania !!qKIL+Mjo+rU Team colors Chat color 224C96 Spartan Blue Ranking 47 ( 7) Highest rank 7 (12 February 2023) Lowest rank 57 (14 November 2021) Top scorer G-TEK (21) Top assister D-Boys (14) Captain D-Boys Website /vm/ - Video Games/Multiplayer Nickname /vm/pires Home ground ctf_2fort
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 19 6 18 43 44.19%
GF GA GD 88 88 0
Biggest win /v/  2–6  /vm/ 11 February 2023 Biggest defeat /f/  6–2  /vm/ 5 November 2023 First match /vm/  2–2  /k/ 10 July 2021
Elite Cup Appearances 4 (First in 2021 4chan World Cup) Best result 7th, 2021 4chan World Cup 2023 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 6 (First in 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 2nd, 2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Blow Me Away Knockout Anthem 115 Victory Anthem Live To Win Goal horn One Fine Day - The Offspring D-Boys' Goal Horn Nine Tailed Fox - Glenn Leroi Phoon's Goal Horn Thé à La Menthe - La Caution GTek's Goal Horn GTek - Vonsnake
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit

Being the last of /v/'s offsprings (for now) and the youngest of all four brothers, /vm/ finds its purpose in celebrating the old tradition of getting together with your pals and play some vidya, be it either locally or remotely. FPS, strategy games, sport games, board games, platformers, we got it all! Sit down with us and let's share some divegrass together.

We now have an official Disc chat room. Join our Lobby!

Team History

Competition	Win	Draw	Loss	End result
2021 4chan World Cup	3	2	1	Shared 7th Place
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	0	3	35th Place
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3	0	2	13th Place - Promoted
2022 4chan Summer Cup	1	0	2	26th Place - Relegated
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2	0	2	14th Place - Promoted
2023 4chan Winter Cup	2	2	1	7th Place - Elite
2023 4chan Summer Cup	1	1	1	17th Place - Relegated
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1	0	2	24th Place
2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	0	0	3	Last Place
2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5	1	1	Runner Up - Promoted

History

For earlier history: /vm/ History

Winter 2023

/vm/'s first Winter Cup saw the team return to form with a fairly successful tournament. The team was drawn into Group H and would start off facing Winter 2022 champions  /biz/ in their first real match. It would be a scrappy game, as BOGGED and D-Boys tallied goals at 25' and 41' respectively, but would ultimately end in a draw. The next game would be against  /x/ where /vm/ would show its offensive potential. D-Boys opened the scoring just 3' into the game, and while Christcuck answered just 8 minutes later, D-Boys, phoon and G-TEK would each score a goal after that to put /vm/ up 4-1 for the victory. The team entered the final group stage game against  /co/ with a simple task: Just Don't Lose Lmao. Things looked good at first, as phoon scored a brace to open the scoring early at 4' and 17', but things started to look hairy as Doom scored just before the half to cut /vm/'s lead to 1 goal. At 52' Doom would score the equalizer, and after /co/ picked up some momentum, Carl Brutananadilewski would put it in at 70' for /co/ to take the lead at 70'. Things looked bleak, but after a quick huddle near the end of the game, G-TEK would be given a through-ball pass at 89' and score to even the game at 3-3. With the draw, /vm/ had punched their ticket to the knockouts, and a 6 month vacation until Summer. But there was some unfinished business to take care of...
In the Round of 16, /vm/ would be drawn with its Grandfather vidya board, the one and only  /v/. As the defending elite champions, /v/ were sure to be tough opponents. Knowing this, team silver medal G-TEK decided to drink an entire bottle of Pennzoil before the match to great effect. With the help of D-Boys, /vm/ would explode to a 3-0 lead after G-TEK scored a brace in the opening half. /v/ pushed for a comeback as both Dante and French Ethnic Slurs both scored before the half to bring it back to 3-2. However, /vm/ took over again in the 2nd half, as D-Boys and G-TEK would once again score another one and two goals respectively for /vm/ to surge to a 6-2 win. /vm/ would eliminate the defending champions as the youngest vidya board triumphed over the oldest, and they would be off to the final day in the quarterfinals. Their quarterfinal opponent would be none other than the scurvy menace  /t/, who had proven themselves to be a tough team, managing to be just barely better than most of their competition so far. They showed it again in this game, as while /vm/ did their best to hold off /t/ as well as push for a goal themselves, the game was decided by a 54' goal from >uTorrent. /t/ would go on to be runner up to the eventual winners  /vst/, /vm/'s blood brother and close ally. The team looks forward to challenging their /v/alkan brethren in the 2023 Summer Cup...

Roster

No. Position Player GK DOOR STUCK CB H o n k ! CB /doko/ CB asdwdasdsdasaaaasdasda DMF Great Ass to the Company CMF TSUUU of the Wolves CMF Mega Chessatron CMF D-Boys SS AMOGUS SS ROCK AND STONE CF G-TEK

No. Position Player GK DELETE THIS CB >tfw no friends CB LET ME WIN! DMF CheatBox DMF Fun vs Meta CMF 300 Ping CMF Boggy B CMF Total Paizuri Victory CMF No, Generals allowed on /vm/! CMF POTTIS SS Overloading Magma Worm SS ___ lvl?

Match History

Official

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	VOD
2021 4chan World Cup	Group F	/k/	2-2 D	phoon  10', 42'	10 July 2021	>Fun archive
		/c/	2-1 W	phoon  43' Gregor  75'	18 July 2021	>Fun archive
		/f/	1-1 D	Gregor  11'	30 July 2021	>Fun archive
	Round of 32	/m/	2-0 W	phoon  53', 70' Boggy B  24'	7 August 2021	>Fun archive
	Round of 16	/c/	1-0 W	Hamachi  7'	14 August 2021	>Fun archive
	Quarter-finals	/b/	1-3 L	Random Crits are Fair and Balanced  20'	15 August 2021	>Fun archive
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group D	/s4s/	2-5 L	AMOGUS  37' D-Boys  43'	24 October 2021	>Fun archive
		/bant/	3-1 W	Amogus  12', 33' D-Boys  69'	30 October 2021	>Fun archive
		/toy/	2-3 L	AMOGUS  12' D-Boys  87'	5 November 2021	>Fun archive
		/x/	0-3 L		7 November 2021	>Fun archive
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group D	/bant/	5-2 W	Hamachi  20' phoon  43' Bantanna  72' I'M ACCELERATING!  79' D-Boys  87'	1 May 2022	>Fun archive
		/vt/	1-4 L	D-Boys  60'	7 May 2022	>Fun archive
		/vg/	3-1 W	AMOGUS  28' phoon  42' Hamachi  78'	13 May 2022	>Fun archive
		/trv/	4-3 W	AMOGUS  13' phoon  21' Cringelord #Afghandrip  62' D-Boys  70'	15 May 2022	>Fun archive
	Round of 16	/cm/	0-1 L		21 May 2022	>Fun archive
2022 4chan Summer Cup	Group A	/gd/	0-3 L		29 July 2022	>Fun archive
		/an/	1-3 L	AMOGUS  9' H o n k!  83'	31 July 2022	>Fun archive
		/biz/	2-1 W	phoon  7' D-Boys  86'	06 August 2022	>Fun archive
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group A	/aco/	2-0 W	phoon  22' 300 Ping  58'	4 November 2022	>Fun archive
		/int/	0-4 L		6 November 2022	>Fun archive
		/his/	2-1 W	G-TEK  21' phoon  39' Let Me Win!  47'	12 November 2022	>Fun archive
	Round of 16	/tg/	1-3 L	D-Boys  65'	19 November 2022	>Fun archive
2023 4chan Winter Cup	Group H	/biz/	1-1 D	D-Boys  41'	28 January 2023	>Fun archive
		/x/	4-1 W	D-Boys  3', 20' phoon  36' G-TEK  71'	3 February 2023	>Fun archive
		/co/	3-3 D	phoon  4', 17' G-TEK  89'	5 February 2023	>Fun archive
	Round of 16	/v/	6-2 W	G-TEK  6', 15', 54', 87' D-Boys  10', 89'	11 February 2023	>Fun archive
	Quarterfinals	/t/	0-1 L		12 February 2023	>Fun archive
2023 4chan Summer Cup	Group H	/m/	2-1 W	G-TEK  8' 300 Ping  38' Amogus  69'	29 June 2023	>Fun archive
		/mu/	3-5 L	D-Boys  14', 33' G-Tek  22' H o n k!  87'	4 August 2023	>Fun archive
		/bant/	1-1 D	G-Tek  53'	6 August 2023	>Fun archive
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group E	/vg/	0-2 L		28 October 2023	>Fun archive
		/v/	2-1 W	Boggy B  15' Mega Chessatron  90+1' Take Me Back  47'	3 November 2023	>Fun archive
		/f/	2-6 L	D-Boys  13' Mega Chessatron  49'	5 November 2023	>Fun archive
2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Group A	/v/	4-5 L	D-Boys  19' Steam lvl?  56', 80' G-tek  90+0'	12 April 2024	>Fun archive
		/vmg/	3-4 L	Overloading Magma Worm  5' G-Tek  15', 66'	13 April 2024	>Fun archive
		/vr/	2-3 L	Mega Chessatron  21' phoon  60'	14 April 2024	>Fun archive
2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group H	/vg/	4-0 W	G-TEK  20', 45+2', 83', 90+4' G-TEK  84'	2 November 2024	>Fun archive
		/biz/	0-0 D		8 November 2024	>Fun archive
		/c/	3-1 W	G-TEK  31' TSUUU of the Wolves  61', 76'	10 November 2024	>Fun archive
	Round of 16	/ck/	3-1 W	Overloading Magma Worm  8' G-TEK  39' TSUUU of the Wolves  45+0' No, Generals allowed on /vm/!  35'	16 November 2024	>Fun archive
	Quarter Finals	/biz/	4-2 W	G-TEK  20' D-Boys  25', 57' TSUUU of the Wolves  79' Let Me Win!  4'	17 November 2024
	Semi Finals	/pol/	3-1 W	G-TEK  72' TSUUU of the Wolves  104', 117' /doko/  90+3'	17 November 2024
	Finals	/k/	1-2 L	TSUUU of the Wolves  76' Fun vs Meta  20' Let Me Win!  70'	17 November 2024

Non-Official and Invitational Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	VOD
2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	Friendly Match	/sp/	1-4 L	Phoon  90+4'	May 16th, 2021	>Fun Archive
		/vst/	1-2 L	Gregor  33'	May 21st, 2021	>Fun Archive
		/co/	1-1 (2-3) W	Phoon  20'	May 22nd, 2021	>Fun Archive
		/vr/	4-3 W	Gregor  10', 70' Random Crits Are Fair And Balanced  26' Hamachi  87'	May 23rd, 2021	>Fun Archive
2022 4chan Autumn Friendlies	Friendly Match	/o/	6-2 W	AMOGUS  15', 45+4' 300 Ping  30' phoon  40', 64' D-Boys  59'	September 18th, 2022	>Fun Archive
		/vrpg/	1-2 L	phoon  90+1' Friendly lvl?  82'	September 25th, 2022	>Fun Archive
		/wsg/	4-2 W	phoon  4', 44' D-Boys  8', 35'	October 2nd, 2022	>Fun Archive
Spring 2023 Test Cup	Group C	/pmmm/	8-3 W	D-Boys  13', 88' AMOGUS  52', 73', 76', 84', 90+2' phoon  62'	March 18th, 2023	>Fun Archive
		/98hu/	0-4 L		March 19th, 2023	>Fun Archive
		/wsg/	2-1 W	I'M ACCELERATING! 39' D-Boys  80'	March 25th, 2022	>Fun Archive
	Quarterfinals	/sf/	3-2 W	D-Boys  37', 89' Rock and Stone  72' Autisticly Specific Minecraft Servers  67'	March 26th, 2022	>Fun Archive
	Semifinals	/sk2/	3-2 W	AMOGUS  24', 64', 71' 300 Ping  90+0'	March 26th, 2022	>Fun Archive
	Grand Finals	/khis/	2-1 W	G-TEK  40' Overloading Magma Worm  78' 300 Ping  25'	March 26th, 2022	>Fun Archive
2023 4chan Spring Friendlies	Friendly Match	/vp/	3-1 W	D-Boys  5', 22', 55'	April 15th, 2023	>Fun Archive
2024 4chan Autumn Friendlies	Friendly Match	/i/	5-2 W	MEGA CHESSATRON  5' G-TEK  16', 36' ROCK AND STONE  27', 50'	August 31st, 2024	>Fun Archive
		/x/	4-2 L	ROCK AND STONE  17', 54'	September 6th, 2024	>Fun Archive

Voice Chat Corner

Given /vm/'s nature to be full of short-tempered fellows, there are very high chances of mid-match back-n-forth banter among all players involved. Here's the full list of Anthems/Goalhorns/Chants used by the team. Constantly updated!

Anthems

Name	Source
Main Anthem	Breaking Benjamin - Blow Me Away
Knockouts Anthem	Treyarch - 115
Victory Anthem	Paul Stanley - Live to Win
Anthem against /co/	Flo Rida - Foot Dive
Anthem against /m/	Mann vs Machine Song
Anthem against /t/	Sea Shanty 2 METAL

Goalhorns

Name	Source
Main Goalhorn	The Offspring - One Fine Day
phoon	La Caution - Thé à la Menthe
phoon Brace	Looptroop Rockers - Don't Hate the Player
phoon Hat trick	Busdriver - Imaginary Places
D-Boys Normal Goalhorn	Nine-Tailed Fox
D-Boys Halloween Goalhorn	Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (Peanut Mix)
D-Boys Comeback Horn	Thin Lizzy - D-Boys are Back in Town
AMOGUS	La Mano de Sus
Overloading Magma Worm	Chris Christodoulou - Tropic of Cancer
G-TEK	G-Tek - Vonsnake (The BallisticNG Soundtrack)
ROCK AND STONE	Leave No Dwarf Behind
___ lvl?	Runescape Main Theme Rock Metal Mix
D O $ H	Apolodosh
DOOR STUCK	10 Year Anniversary Mix

Chants

Name	Source
ADMIN ABUSE	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-4ue8Kv-w
Angry German Kid	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5dauIYZTs4
COD Lobby 1 and 2	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtGv0DH4-R4
D-BOYS D-BOYS D-BOYS	Public Contribution
DOOR STUCK	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkDUObv5iIU
EE EEEEEE	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXrfUNIQw9I
FAGGOT	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg4X2hsZdds
IT'S MAHVEL BAYBEE	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZUMjoxfZA
HE DOING IT SIDEWAYS	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvDUO42Hys
Rolling One	Some 100% Orange Juice Rage Inducing video dunno lol
Femur Breaker	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08L9sNuik5M
Spy says the N Word	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBCrmCMMUwg
XBOX Live Rage Message	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np4sQ0h6awM
You can call me Sus	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29t4s9gVeMQ
BOOM HEADSHOT!	https://youtu.be/5_Xdi4T8mgI
Counter-Salt: Globally Offended	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhgaRQazmQs
DOSH	Killing Floor Voice Lines
FUCK YOU OVERWATCH	IEM Sydney 2019 Semifinals - Fnatic vs NRG eSports

Scoreboard

No matter how good in-game leader you are, the one with the most frags always takes the cake. Here's the Hall of Glory with the best goalscorers/assisters/GKs this team has to offer. Only players to have scored/assisted in official matches will be shown.

Outfielders

Nickname	Goals/Assists
G-Tek	21/7
D-Boys	19/14
phoon	15/9
AMOGUS	7/8
TSUUU of the Wolves	7/2
MEGA CHESSATRON	3/4
Hamachi	3/1
300 Ping	2/4
___ lvl?	2/2
Overloading Magma Worm	2/1
Gregor	2/0
Random Crits are Fair and Balanced	1/3
No, Generals allowed on /vm/!	1/1
Boggy B	1/0
ROCK AND STONE	0/6
Pottis	0/1
Fun vs Meta	0/1
Total Paizuri Victory	0/1
[Valve]NIGGERKILLER	0/1
Quake	0/1
Autisticly Specific Minecraft Servers	0/1
HOES MAD	0/1
HOST WHEN	0/1

Goalkeepers

Name	Saves
DELETE THIS	55
DOOR STUCK	54

Screenshot Gallery

Because some of the best moments in MP Vidya history wouldn't have existed without someone who was there to record 'em for all eternity.

Achievements and Honors

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  2021 4chan World Cup
  Best Overall Aesthetics.
  Best Model.
  

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  2023 4chan Winter Cup
  Best Overall Aesthetics.
  Upset of the Tournament.
  

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  2023 4chan Summer Cup
  Best Overall Aesthetics.
  Best Model.
  At Least You Tried.
  

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  2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Runner Up.
  Best Anthem.
  Best Alt Goalhorn.
  Best Chants.
  
  

Rivalries

The Friendly Sibling Rivalry Ever since both teams came to life, everyone started wondering "Who's the better team? Who's gonna come up on top? Who's gonna get further?" Thankfully both brothers know that all of this is just a game and games are meant to be fun.

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