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Winners of the 2025 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
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All paperwork signed and notarized in triplicate, /wsg/ has successfully applied for a chance at glory in the 4chan Cup!
Formulating their business strategies and head-hunting for the best personnel since early 2013, Worksafe GIF have handily made their presence felt in the world of the 4Chan Cup. The management would like to thank all of our supporters as we officially made big gains within the Summer Quarter!
A strong business plan on the field and one of the funkiest strikers of all time in team captain Duane means /wsg/ have the skills required to perform a hostile takeover on many a Cup foe.
Roster
Main article: /wsg/ Roster
The Formation
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History
Main Article: /wsg/ History
2014 Summer Cup
In a move that can only be described as a blatant attempt at demoralization of an energized and focused /wsg/ squad, DrBorisG's hat pitted them into a third straight group of death. Legal action was taken against the hat in question. However, the case was thrown out of small claims court when it was revealed that no damages could be paid for by an inanimate object which >does it for free.
Their opponents would in include Winter Cup winner /trv/, the Elite Goat Army of /sp/, and the unpredictable /gd/. /wsg/ management went on record with press regarding their adversaries, describing the situation as "a Mexican standoff, and /gd/'s the one in the middle of it all holding a grenade. They may very well blow us all to smithereens."
Group Stage day one threw the Working Class into the fire quickly as Le Cut Inside Man lived up to his name early, giving /sp/ the first goal of the Summer Cup. Thanks, Obama! delivered an equalizer in short fashion, but USA USA USA was able to take off his oxygen mask and follow up on a loose rebound to leave /wsg/ in dire straights, 1-2.
Day Three proved almost as frustrating for the Working Class. /gd/'s catenaccio play style meant scoring chances were few and far between. The deadlock broke after Roka Shibasaki curled a deep free kick around the wall and past the keeper. That would prove to be the difference and would give /wsg/ hope going into Day 5.
While Day Five might be seen as /gd/'s day (having performed an immaculate escape and relegated /sp/ just prior to /wsg/ taking the pitch), /wsg/ would also make waves in the Elite Cup scene. Sitting on three points to /trv/'s two, /wsg/ needed only a win or draw to force the Winter Champs into the Autumn Babbies. While Superpornowat Farangbang would make it interesting before the end of the first half, Duane and Big Shake would find their form in time to thrust /wsg/ into the knockouts, 2-1.
/wsg/ would finish with a record of 2-0-1, good for six points and top spot in Group A. /wsg/ would also become just the seventh team in cup history to lose their first match during a group stage and still advance.
The Workers Union would once again get close to playing on the last day, and once again they would fall just a bit short. /ic/'s staunch red-line defense would hold /wsg/ to just one shot over the first ninety minutes. 56 Chicken Nuggets was able to connect on a through ball from Big Shake late into regulation time in order to force an extra half hour of play. They wouldn't find another to keep /ic/ from advancing as a Bob Ross effort would do the deed in extras, 1-2.
Tournament Record
Event | Group Stage Record (W-D-L) | Result | Place | Note |
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1-1-2 (4pts, 4th Place Group B) | Did Not Advance | N/A | First Tournament in /wsg/ History |
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3-0-1 (9pts, 1st Place Group A) | Lost in Ro16 (Promotion) | 10th | First Promotion in /wsg/ History |
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2-0-1 (6pts, 1st Place Group A) | Lost in Ro16 | 11th (tied) | Def. Reigning Champion /trv/ (Group Stage) |
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?-?-? (?pts, ? Place Group ?) | TBD | TBD |
Match Record
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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September, 2013 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | Big Shake ![]() |
September, 2013 | ![]() |
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2-3 L | Duane ![]() |
October 25, 2013 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | Duane ![]() |
October 25, 2013 | ![]() |
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1-4 L | Duane ![]() |
October 26, 2013 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | Duane ![]() |
October 27, 2013 | ![]() |
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2-2 D | Duane ![]() |
January 18, 2014 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | Big Shake ![]() |
January 19, 2014 | ![]() |
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4-2 W | Duane ![]() Big Shake ![]() |
April 6, 2014 | ![]() |
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2-0 W | Big Shake ![]() Duane ![]() |
April 11, 2014 | ![]() |
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0-1 L | |
April 13, 2014 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | Big Shake ![]() Dodger Leigh ![]() |
April 19, 2014 | ![]() |
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3-0 W | Duane ![]() Big Shake ![]() 56 Chicken Nuggets ![]() |
April 26, 2014 | ![]() |
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2-2 L (3-4 PK) |
Mako Mankanshoku ![]() Duane ![]() |
June 1, 2014 | ![]() |
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3-1 W | Brent Rambo ![]() Dodger Leigh ![]() |
June 8, 2014 | ![]() |
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1-1 D | Duane ![]() |
June 18, 2014 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | Thanks, Obama! ![]() |
June 20, 2014 | ![]() |
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1-0 W | Roka Shibasaki ![]() |
June 26, 2014 | ![]() |
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2-1 W | Duane ![]() Big Shake ![]() |
August 2, 2014 | ![]() |
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1-2 L | 56 Chicken Nuggets ![]() |
Unofficial Games
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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Halloween Bowl 2013 Round of 16 | 3-2 W | Cartel Execution ![]() Did he died ![]() NSFW ![]() |
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Halloween Bowl 2013 Quarterfinals | 1-3 L | Nguyen Van Lem ![]() |
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Tottori Cup 2 Quarterfinals | 1-2 L | Big Shake ![]() |
Goal and Assist Tallies
Red background denotes inactive/retired players. Only players with one or more points shown.
Player | Caps | Goals | Assists |
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Duane | 19 | 14 | 5 |
Big Shake | 19 | 8 | 4 |
Dodger Leigh | 13 | 2 | 2 |
Anime Thread Representative | 12 | 2 | 2 |
Brent Rambo | 8 | 2 | 1 |
56 Chicken Nuggets | 10 | 2 | 0 |
Thanks, Obama! | 9 | 1 | 0 |
Cupcake Dog | 6 | 0 | 1 |
Seizure Bro | 6 | 0 | 1 |
Hypnotoad | 4 | 0 | 1 |
Rivalries
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The WebM Derby For a long time, /gif/ was the board to go to for any and all gifposting. As the board grew older, civil unrest rose up between those looking for sensible chuckles and the lurkers looking to bust a nut. Moot took action and created /wsg/ in order to keep both sides of the dispute happy. That doesn't stop the two brother boards from hashing out their mutual frustrations with each other on the pitch, though. |
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Blazin' All Tens Yolobowl Another board that's all about the animated imagery, /f/ and /wsg/ share an acquaintanceship that's best described as "neighbourly." Games between the two are less about winning and losing and more about setting tactics to all-tens and watching the pitch be set ablaze by what may happen. Some teams just want to watch the football world burn. |
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The Rat Race Rumble What would, on paper, seem to be two boards with no connection comes a competitive rivalry that stems all the way to the first few matches in 4CC's PES2014 era. Wily veterans /trv/ are never one to back down from a fight. When /wsg/ came knocking during Winter Friendlies season, they would heed the call to arms. The two would again face off in Summer Cup action and, while they now reside in different tiers, they seem destined to play each other again very soon. |
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Honours
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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All-Star Starting Eleven |
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2014 4chan Summer Cup
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All-Star Second Squad |
Export
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