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"If I happen to succumb to darkness someday, will you be there the moment I wake back up again?"
Petra, an /esg/ fan favourite since the game's inception and the general's day of birth, is known to be a jokester, a soul who's entire purpose in life is to get the a kick out of someone else's misfortunes, specially if said misfortunes are caused by her, be it by booby traps, stupid puns or curler goals done with minimal effort. You see, Petra wasn't always like this. Before she came to be as this Gold Player sensation we know her for, she was soul that went through a lot of pain and suffering given by others. Now you ask "Will she be okay? Can I fix her?" Pfft, no. Doubt she wants to be saved either. She only wants to sleep until the next Dance Party takes place, the next VGL match comes near or the thread looms over Page 10. If you happen to be near the Tabria Empire or your defense looks like shit, it would be best adviced to look ahead of you, as you might become victim of Petra's pasttime... unless you join Jammies, that is. Apply today! | ||
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