/asp/

/asp/ F.C. is the football club of the Alternative Sports 4chan board.

/asp/
Intensionem, Integritatis, Intelligentia
/asp/ - Alternative Sports
Founded 11th May 2013 Manager Paul Heyman Owner Vince McMahon IRL manager Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1 Team colors Chat color D21400 Monday Night Raw Red Ranking 16 2 Highest rank 13 (2nd March 2014) Lowest rank 45 (6th October 2013) Top scorer CENAWINSLOL (19) Top assister CENAWINSLOL (10) Captain CENAWINSLOL Website /asp/ - Alternative Sports Nickname The /asp/ies The w/asp/s
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 14 6 8 28 50%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /asp/  5–0  /n/ 22/02/2015 Biggest defeat /adv/  4–1  /asp/ 15/11/2013 First match /vp/  2–3  /asp/ 20/07/2013
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem PRIDE FC Theme (start at 8 seconds) Goal horn Ole - Bouncing Souls
Kits

Exports - Winter Cup 2015

Kits (Last Updated on 9th July 2014): http://www.mediafire.com/download/ok58h8s55kqu05k/ASP+Aesthetic+Export.zip
Roster (Last updated on 12th February 2015): http://www.mediafire.com/download/5c0g8atumi5o07e/2015+asp+Winter+Cup+Export.zip

Other Special Goalhorns/Anthems

if American Dragon gets a hat-trick: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_xjBAd5G84
Bruce Lee Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFf3SRP1bE , start at 27 seconds in

Team History

Main Article: /asp/ History

Summer Cup 2014

After a mixed Friendlies season /asp/ went into the Summer Cup 2014 draw as a Pot 1 team for the first time. As fans of the 4CC watched on /asp/ were drawn with the camwhores of /soc/, Spring champions /pol/ and the nice and polite [s4s] in a group many decided was the group of death.

In their opening match /asp/ played /pol/ in what was considered by some as the most hype match of the day. Over 1,500 fans crammed into the 4chan Cup twitch to watch the game, the highest attendance of the cup at that point, and after the Real Americans provided some patriotism for /asp/'s anthem the game began. The first half was filled with good attacking and good defending from both teams, until newly promoted FUCK THIS COMPANY headed forward to CENAWINSLOL, who was able to bloot a shot past JIDF in the 40th minute. Shortly after the break a freak deflection from /asp/ GK Bad News Barrett allowed Doompaul to tap in a /pol/ equaliser, and following this both teams pushed forward in an attempt to get the winning goal. The winning goal finally came at 81 mins when a poor JIDF punch clearance fell to defender NOT /ASP/, whose shot bounced off JIDF's hand and into the net. After several players from both sides managed to stop Stormfront and Hitler from strangling JIDF the match would end in a 2-1 win for /asp/, leaving /pol/ manager KHS Rowan to, rightfully, blame the Jews for their defeat.

The next week /asp/ went into the /soc/ game knowing a win would see them go through with a game to spare. However, it wasn't to be as a generally lifeless /asp/ was shut down by the unorthodox /soc/ setup dubbed "The Abomination". Despite holding on until the second half, eventually /asp/ succumbed and conceded after another freak deflection. After attempting to go offensive /asp/ would concede another freak goal when the defence allowed Lain Iwakura to get the ball in the box and tap in the winning goal, giving /asp/ a 0-2 loss and making the [s4s] game do-or-die.

After seeing a number of elites relegated the day before, /asp/ knew that failing to win wasn't an option. With both /asp/ and [s4s] going offensive, the first half saw a number of close chances for both sides, though nothing was converted until late in the second half when yet another deflection gave Topkek a clear chance on goal to give [s4s] the lead. With nothing to lose, /asp/ decided to blaze it and go 4-all 20's YOLO in a last ditch attempt to get through. In a surprising turn of events, at the 80 minute mark CENAWINSLOL would find an equaliser and, much to the shock of everyone viewing the match, FUCK THIS COMPANY would find an 86th minute winner, and despite [s4s] blazing it up as well for the last few minutes, /asp/ would win and find a way into the knockouts, confirming that they are still elite.

In the Ro16, /asp/ would play /h/ in a rematch from the Autumn 2013 friendlies. After the setup and hype pre-match, both teams would go on the offensive, with a good amount of chances happening for both teams. As the match went on /asp/ would slowly start to get more chances, however in the last 5 minutes of the game /h/'s drunken tactics would give them the lead with an Incest goal from a good pass. With very little time left, /asp/ would try and blaze it again with 4-all 20's tactics in an attempt to find a way again, however it wasn't to be and /asp/ would lose, ending the cup in joint 13th position to return in Winter 2015.

Roster

From left to right:
Top: Black Ref, NOT /ASP/, Lava Golem, American Dragon, Bruce Lee, Boxing/Muay Thai/Kyokushin + Judo/BJJ/Wrestling
Bottom: Pipebomb, CENAWINSLOL, Multiple Attackers, Shovelman, Bork Lazer

Main Article: /asp/ Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Black Ref 8   RB Lava Golem 5   CB Shovelman 3   CB Multiple Attackers 2   LB NOT /ASP/ 4   CMF Pipebomb 18   CMF Bork Lazer 6   CMF Bruce Lee 10   CF Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 9   AMF American Dragon 11   CF CENAWINSLOL

No. Position Player 13   GK Scooter Faggots 22   GK VACANT 12   CB Mcdojo 19   CB Airshit 17   CB CYMA CM.045 25   CB CM Phil 15   RB Chinkmagic 16   LB Mishael Cardozo 20   CMF Rodney Mullen 21   CMF Eye Poke Jones 7   CMF Krabby Mango 14   CMF FUCK THIS COMPANY

Fixtures/Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
July 20, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	FAHN DAHN GOOO  9' The Dazzler  33' CENAWINSLOL  83'	Link (Boris's Twitch because >Trashd) Skip to 17 minutes
July 21, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Rodney Mullen  14' CENAWINSLOL 17', 21', 54'	Link (YouTube)
September 22, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	CENAWINSLOL  39'	Link (Dailymotion because >Twitch)
September 28, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	CENAWINSLOL  26'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 20 minutes
October 26, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO  23'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 26, 2013	/out/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Pic-A-Nic Basket  57' CENAWINSLOL  72'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-1 W	Bork Lazer  5' American Dragon  9', 12', 33'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 15, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Bork Lazer  58'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 17, 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  40', 90+' Rodney Mullen  43'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 23, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Bork Lazer  8'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
January 12, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	American Dragon  44'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 3 hours 5 minutes
January 26, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D		this match was awful, i'm not even putting a link to it
February 15, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	American Dragon  33', 90+' CENAWINSLOL  77'	Link (YouTube)
February 21, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  23' Rodney Mullen  28'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
February 23, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 1, 2014	/v/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (7-6) W	CENAWINSLOL  33', 86'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 2, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup QF	3-4 L	CENAWINSLOL  2' Rodney Mullen  77' American Dragon  90+'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
June 6, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L		Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 24 minutes
June 8, 2014	/po/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	American Dragon  10' Bones Jones  68'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 2 hours 38 minutes
July 19, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  40' NOT /ASP/  81'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 25, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 27, 2014	/s4s/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  80' FUCK THIS COMPANY  86'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
August 2, 2014	/h/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	0-1 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 14, 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  17'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 20, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  90+'
February 22, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	5-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  11', 47', 64' Pipebomb  21' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  42'
February 28, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	3-0 W	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  10' American Dragon  66', 90+' (pen.)
March 1, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Winter Cup QF

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
June 22, 2013	/gd/	DrBorisG's Friendlies	2-2 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO 48' The Dazzler  62'
November 2, 2013	/g/	Halloween Bowl 2013	2-0 W	Kane  2' The Boogeyman  6'
July 20, 2013	/lit/	Halloween Bowl 2013	4-1 W	Kane  6', 66' The Boogeyman  49', 90+'
July 20, 2013	/c/	Halloween Bowl 2013	1-6 L	Kane  88'
January 18, 2015	/jp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  72'
January 24, 2015	/f/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Bork Lazer  27' American Dragon  41' (63) Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  59'
January 25, 2015	/4ccg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L

Player Stats

Official Friendlies are included in these stats
Bold denotes players still on the team

Goalscorers Player Goals Last Goal Scored CENAWINSLOL 19 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015 American Dragon 12 vs  /hr/ 28 February, 2015 Rodney Mullen 4 vs  /trv/ March 2, 2014 Bork Lazer 3 vs  /c/ November 23, 2013 Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 3 vs  /hr/ 28 February, 2015 FAHN DAHN GOOO 2 vs  /an/ October 26, 2013 Eye Poke Jones 1 vs  /po/ June 8, 2014 NOT /ASP/ 1 vs  /pol/ July 19, 2014 FUCK THIS COMPANY 1 vs  /s4s/ July 27, 2014 Pipebomb 1 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015

Assisters Player Assists CENAWINSLOL 10 American Dragon 7 Bork Lazer 6 FAHN DAHN GOOO 4 Rodney Mullen 2 Eye Poke Jones 1 Krispen Wah 1 >Longboarding 1 Lord HEMA 1 FUCK THIS COMPANY 1 Krabby Mango 1

Goalkeeper Stats Player Saves (Clean Sheets) Black Ref 55 (7) Mark Nutt 7 (1) Best Martial Art 5 (0) Bad News Barrett 5 (0) VACANT 3 (1) Scooter Faggots 2 (1)

Goals in a single match Player Goals Game CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /adv/ July 21, 2013 American Dragon 3 vs  /vp/ October 27, 2013 CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /po/ November 17, 2013 American Dragon 2 vs  /mlp/ February 15, 2014 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /v/ March 1, 2014 American Dragon 2 vs  /hr/ February 28, 2015 Team Performances Event Place W/D/L Record Friendlies N/A 4/2/2 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 7th (Promoted) 1/2/1 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 17th, Group Stage (Promoted) 1/1/1 2014 4chan Winter Cup 5th, Quarter Finals 3/0/2 2014 4chan Summer Cup 13th, Ro16 2/0/2 2015 4chan Winter Cup TBD 3/1/0 Awards Team Awards Worst Fans - 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Most Improved - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Underdog of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Surprise of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Individual Awards 2014 Winter Cup All-Stars: Rodney Mullen (first 11), American Dragon (substitute) 2014 Summer Cup All-Stars: Shovelman (substitute) Rivalries /asp/ vs /sp/ - The W/asp/s vs The GOATs - Current Record: 0-0-1 /asp/ is the younger brother of /sp/. Whilst they have yet to face each other, /sp/ will want to show it's younger brother what a squash match really is and /asp/ will be looking to go over with the 4chan cup crowd at the expense of /sp/. Some former /sp/ players are now on the /asp/ team as well. Including Winter Cup winner, Goatface, who goes by American Dragon now and Bork Lazer. The first match in this rivalry was in the Summer Cup 2014 Friendlies, an generally uneventful match which ended in a 1-0 defeat for /asp/. Unfortunately, /sp/ managed to relegate themselves in the 2014 Summer Cup and failed to promote back at the following Babby cup, so a competitive meeting between the two sides isn't likely to happen any time soon. /asp/ vs /c/ - Current Record: 1-1-1 An unusual, yet heated rivalry has emerged between /asp/ and /c/. The teams first crossed paths in the 2013 Halloween Cup invitational, when in the semi-finals /c/ beat an unmanaged and out of date /asp/ team 6-1. However, it wasn't until the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup that the rivalry really gained steam. In the final match of Group A /asp/ and /c/ faced off in a match that would decide who would take the final promotion spot, /asp/ took an early lead and held it until the last minutes when /c/ got a late equalizer which promoted /c/ and condemned /asp/ to another season in the Babbies. Following this match Spotmonkey made a furious post calling out and challenging the /c/ management to a rematch in the Winter Friendlies, which they accepted. In that match /asp/ got their vengeance with a hard-fought 1-0 victory.