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/g/
G-G-G-GEEK SQUAD
/g/ - Technology
Founded August 2011 IRL manager MonsterIsland !!MqBvVf3b03t Team colors Chat color BBBAFF GentooPurple Ranking 23 ( 2) Highest rank 9th (January 8, 2012) Lowest rank 42nd (February, 2013) Top scorer No Drivers (20) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /g/ - Technology Nickname The /g/entoomen
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 13 9 26 48 27.08%
GF GA GD 72 100 -28
Biggest win /g/  6–0  /ic/ October 20, 2012 Biggest defeat /3/  7–1  /g/ April 28, 2012 First match /int/  1–0  /g/
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem GNU/StallmanQuest Goal horn Gee
Kits

Being one of the sixteen starters of the 4Chan Cup, /g/'s trajectory has been one of mediocricity and defeat. Their performance in Winter was better than their past Elite Cup performances, but /g/ still failed to advance to the knockout stages, finishing 20th overall out of 32.

Export

2015 Spring Cup Export: http://puu.sh/hhwGA/01ff3317e2.7z

Aesthetics for Spring '15: http://puu.sh/hh8I8/3a0576e623.7z

Music

Anthem - GNU/Stallmanquest - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8gealMDsg

Goalhorns

-Everyone else: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

-When Ballmer scores: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Stallman 2   LB GNU/Linux 3   CB Uriel 4   CB Guts Thread 5   CB Housefires 6   RB Botnet 7   CMF Technigger 8   AMF Steve Jobs 9   AMF Beats by Dr. Dr 10   SS Terrorist Watch 11   CF Ballmer

No. Position Player 12   GK Common Sense 13   GK Free Software 14   LB Torvalds 15   CB Install Gentoo 16   RB SICP 17   DMF FemSF 18   DMF Ritchie 19   LMF Thinkpad 20   RMF DPT 21   AMF *BSD 22   AMF Plan9 23   AMF Green Is My Pepper

Match History

2011-2012

In the first 4chan Cups, /g/ was a rather forgettable side with no real /g/ culture being represented. There wasn't much of a fanbase to be found in the board, but despite that, the team found a manager named Mute. With a more proper roster, /g/ became...awful. The team could only get 3 wins in 2012, and would suffer 11 losses. In the 2012 Summer Cup, /g/ turned out to be a rather unlucky side in their first two matches, choking a 1-0 lead against /a/ at the last minute, and losing 2-1 to /pol/ with an own goal. They were in a desperate mindset against /m/, and Mute's panic led to a hilariously retarded tactical change where he threw several players forward and proceeded to get blown out by /m/ 5-0, sending /g/ to the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup.

/g/ would participate in Autumn friendlies, but in the actual cup and since then, Mute was inactive and for a long, long time, the team was basically without a manager and outdated as hell. So, it surprised no one to see the /g/entoomen get embarrassed by newcomers /h/ in a 5-3 loss and outclassed by /v/ in a 2-0 loss during the Autumn Babby Cup. What did surprise everyone was /g/'s 6-0 win over /ic/. This sparked arguments among viewers: had /h/ lost to /v/ after this, /g/ would have qualified for the 2013 Winter Cup, and /ic/'s conditions crippled their team with the whole defense being in purple conditioning. Rigging was suspected and something had to be done. The settings for conditioning were changed after this cup.

2013

The mistimed challenge that sent /g/ straight back into the Babbies after two matches.

With the 2013 Spring Babby Cup approaching, /g/ was as outdated usual, but managed to get a friendly draw against an ambitious /po/ team that had just found new life through a new manager. In the real cup, /g/ surprised many with an upset 2-1 win over /x/ and a 1-1 draw against /diy/. All of a sudden, this outdated dead team was coming to life on its own, and then a mysterious manager came along. His name was /g/entleady, and he managed one match for /g/, lost 3-0 to /3/ and just like that, /g/ was eliminated from this Babby Cup and failed qualify for the 2013 Summer Cup. /g/entleady announced that he quit managing the team after this and was never heard from again.

Following the events of Dragongate, a bunch of teams that previously failed to promote from the 2013 Spring Babby Cup were now promoted to the 2013 Summer Cup. /g/ was one of these teams, and they proceeded to get whipped left and right, with 0 points in their group. Their new manager, UselessNepgear was off to a bad, bad start, but the team did get some sympathy from viewers who noticed that /g/ was at least trying to play better football at this time. Plus, /g/'s loss to /jp/ was caused by a last minute penalty kick for the latter team, and this, combined with the desire from some fans to see /sp/ get relegated, got /g/ some support going into their match with /sp/.

But support unfortunately does always lead to good football, and thus, /g/ had to prove themselves on the pitch in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup. For this season, /g/ had two managers, with Vaporwarez becoming a co-manager. Two heads proved to be better than one since /g/ qualified to the 2014 Winter Cup, but they were battered and bruised in doing so. /an/ thrashed /g/ 3-0, but due to a combination of other results, /g/'s 4 points in the group were enough to get them second place. Afterwards, /f/ cut /g/'s celebration short with a 2-0 loss for the /g/entoomen. UselessNepgear retired just before this match, so it was up Vaporwarez to get /g/ to survive a major 4chan cup in the next season.

2014

One of the new custom aesthetics for /g/ in the PES 2014 era included the Oculus Rift on a player named Dead Waifu Age.

The 2014 Winter Cup was more of the same for /g/ - aside from a win against a very shy /lgbt/ team, /g/ went back to losing matches as usual and got relegated back to the 2014 Spring Babby Cup. This cup got /g/ to truly suffer: despite an energetic start with a 4-2 win over /3/, /g/'s form floundered in the new 5-team group format for the Spring Babby Cup this year. The offense was made to look like fools in a 0-0 draw against /r9k/ where the robots did not take a single shot in the whole match. Kerning danced around /g/'s defense in a 3-1 win for /gd/, and the 1-1 draw against /ic/ was not enough to get past the group stage. Worst of all, the few fans /g/ had were getting tired of their manager's bitching, and thus, he left the team after this cup.

OMP would become the new /g/ manager for the next two seasons. In the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup, the strangest thing happened: /g/ actually won a respectable amount of matches. This cup had /g/ beat the 2014 Winter Cup champions, /trv/. While many had predicted that /trv/ would fall off a cliff after that cup, this 4-1 win really put an exclamation mark on how far the former champions had fallen. After a predictable loss against /mlp/, /g/ bounced back with good performances in their 3 match winning streak during the cup. Unfortunately, /g/ completely shit themselves against /e/ once their match went into extra time, conceding 4 goals in a space of 8 in-game minutes.

2015

This year's Winter Cup had similar results for /g/ - 1 win, 2 losses, back to the Spring Babby Cup. Following this, OMP quit managing /g/, and MonsterIsland took over in hopes of getting the /g/entoomen back in a major cup.

/int/'s glory days were far behind them, and in a 4-2 loss to /g/, it was clear that those days wouldn't come back any time soon. Afterwards, /g/ faced a slight scare with a 3-1 loss to /vr/. The infamous Steve Jobs scored the consolation goal, but this wouldn't be Apple's last involvement in /g/'s goals. Terrorist Watch scored a double against /w/, and before they knew it, /g/ qualified for the 2015 Summer Cup due to having 6 points in the group, and a combination of other results. The /g/entoomen were able relax for the rest of the cup.

Official Matches

As a consequence of the Dragongate controversy, a number of results have been vacated or altered. Those matches marked in Gray have been voided, regardless of the original result.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August 6, 2011	/int/	First Round Winners' Bracket SC2011	0-1 L	None
August 7, 2011	/s/	First Round Losers' Bracket SC2011	2-1 W	Unknown
August 7, 2011	/tv/	Second Round Losers' Bracket SC2011	3-0 W	Unknown
August 8, 2011	/a/	Third Round Losers' Bracket SC2011	1-2 L	Unknown
January 5, 2012	/tv/	First Round Winners' Bracket WC2012	3-0 W	No Drivers  6', 65', 69'
January 6, 2012	/ck/	Second Round Winners' Bracket WC2012	0-1 L	None
January 7, 2012	/co/	Second Round Losers' Bracket WC2012	2-3 L	No Drivers  21' Sennheiser  81'
March, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-4 L	Bloat  45+2'
April 21, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-7 L	Bloat  22', 89' No Drivers  45+1'
April 28, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-7 L	No Drivers  30'
May 26, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Woodscrews  11' No Drivers  37'
July 13, 2012	/a/	Group B SC2012	1-1 D	No Drivers  45+1'
July 14, 2012	/pol/	Group B SC2012	1-2 L	RandyTaylor69  90+2'
July 15, 2012	/m/	Group B SC2012	0-5 L	None
September 9, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Install Gentoo  38' No Drivers  53'
September 15, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	No Drivers  12', 30', 51'
September 23, 2012	/k/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Woodscrews  7'
October 12, 2012	/h/	Group E 2012ABC	3-5 L	No Drivers  14', 67' Woodscrews  22'
October 13, 2012	/v/	Group E 2012ABC	0-2 L	None
October 20, 2012	/ic/	Group E 2012ABC	6-0 W	Woodscrews  14', 50' No Drivers  42', 46', 52', 53'
December 22, 2012	/an/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	P-P-POWERBOOK  84'
April 5, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	No Drivers  90+1'
April 7, 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	No Drivers  39'
May 3, 2013	/x/	Group B 2013SBC	2-1 W	RandyTaylor69  27', 81'
May 5, 2013	/diy/	Group B 2013SBC	1-1 D	RandyTaylor69  43'
May 11, 2013	/3/	Group B 2013SBC	0-3 L	None
August 17, 2013	/m/	Group E 2013SC	0-1 L	None
August 23, 2013	/jp/	Group E 2013SC	1-2 L	Install Gentoo  51'
August 25, 2013	/sp/	Group E 2013SC	0-2 L	None
September 28, 2013	/r9k/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 L	None
October 5, 2013	/u/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Developers  32' Install Gentoo  44'
November 15, 2013	/d/	Group C 2013ABC	1-1 D	Install Gentoo  ??'
November 17, 2013	/n/	Group C 2013ABC	2-1 W	Tidus  32', 41'
November 23, 2013	/an/	Group C 2013ABC	0-3 L
November 30, 2013	/f/	Round of 16 2013ABC	0-2 L
February 14, 2014	/f/	Group B 2014WC	1-2 L	Tidus  79'
February 16, 2014	/lgbt/	Group B 2014WC	1-0 W	Install Gentoo  20'
February 22, 2014	/sp/	Group B 2014WC	1-3 L	Tidus  21'
April 5, 2014	/3/	Group F 2014SBC	4-2 W	Dead Waifu Age  4', 69' Moto /g/  43' Teedus  63'
April 11, 2014	/r9k/	Group F 2014SBC	0-0 D
April 12, 2014	/gd/	Group F 2014SBC	1-3 L	Dead Waifu Age  4'
April 20, 2014	/ic/	Group F 2014SBC	1-1 D	Dead Waifu Age  52'
May 30, 2014	/a/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-6 L
June 1, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
October 17, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-1 W	Audiophiles  12' Teedus  45+', 77' TOX  56'
October 19, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Teedus  45+'
October 25, 2014	/hm/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Waifu Desktop  21' Install Gentoo  36'
October 31, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-0 W	Teedus  39' Audiophiles  56', 90+' Install Gentoo  59', 65'
November 8, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	Install Gentoo  25', 42'
November 9, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-4 L (a.e.t.)
February 14, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	Teedus  6'
February 20, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Install Gentoo  26', 85'
February 22, 2015	/wsg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-3 L	Teedus  3'
April 24, 2015	/int/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-2 W	Terrorist Watch  2' Ballmer  15', 58' Beats by Dr. Dre  66'
April 26, 2015	/vr/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	Steve Jobs  90+'
May 2, 2015	/w/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	Terrorist Watch  22', 90+'
May 9, 2015	/trv/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	Ballmer  23'
May 16, 2015	/mu/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup