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Founded August 2011 IRL manager Captain Planet !!jQ3SDxu5hpL Team colors Chat color 749755 Olive Green Ranking 16 ( 2) Highest rank 3 ((September 2013)) Lowest rank 35 ((August 2014)) Top scorer Triforce (41) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain #REKT Website /b/ - Random Nickname /b/-tards
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 30 12 28 70 42.86%
GF GA GD 134 102 +32
Biggest win /i/  0–6  /b/ July 31, 2015 Biggest defeat /b/  1–4  /c/ May 4, 2013 First match /x/  2–1  /b/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Staple Tapeworms on My Penis Goal horn Can Can Sandstorm
Kits

A founding member of the 4chan Cup and the original board of 4chan, /b/ are a well-established and (somewhat ironically) respectable side. After going winless for two tournaments in a row, /b/ finally got their break in the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup and kept up the good form in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup, winning 3rd place and dramatically changing the way people see /b/.

After /b/'s success in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup, they promptly lost 3 out of 4 friendlies. In a futile attempt, /b/ got knocked out of the 2014 4chan Winter Cup, putting them is right back where they started. After finishing 17th in the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, >/fa/ fucked everything possible up to make sure /b/ got into the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. An awful 2-point performance with only 1 goal scored put /b/ back into the Babbies, where they won the cup. Then /b/ just fucking blew it in the proceeding Elite Cup, winning their opener only to lose both of the next two games played.

4chan Cup History

For earlier history: /b/ History

2015 4chan Winter Cup

Once more, /b/ had a reputation to defend in a major 4chan Cup, and their run got started off on the right foot with a 2-0 win over /hr/, the runner-up team from the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. In their second match, /b/ seemed to be off to a good start once again with Triforce giving them the 1-0 lead. However, a late penalty kick for /ck/ sent the /b/-tards into turmoil and at the last minute, /ck/ got a 2-1 win with their legendary Nachos taking precious points away from /b/. Not all hope was lost just yet - /b/'s final opponent in this group would be /po/, who had just lost their two previous matches and was already eliminated from the cup. Shockingly, /po/ took a 2-0 lead against /b/ in the first half, and #REKT's goal in the second half was too little, too late. Just like that, /b/'s Winter Cup run ended up being a massive disappointment.

2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup

It was time for /b/ to redeem themselves yet again, and the group stage draw got them in a very tough and hyped group that had /a/ and /sp/ in it. Initially, the /b/tards looked fierce as they REKT /c/ 4-1 in the first match, but then they'd suffer a 4-1 loss of their own against /sp/. Despite a scary loss like that, /b/ bounced back from it in style, blowing /a/ the fuck out in a 6-1 win, the biggest official win in /b/'s history at the time. For the next matchday, /b/ had a bye, and the results led to some interesting developments.

With /sp/ and /c/ eliminated, many expected /a/ to win against /c/, making it so /b/ would need a win against a strong managerless /cgl/. Instead, /a/ lost to /c/ and would be depending on /b/ saving them with a win against the Seagulls. In true troll fashion, /b/ lost 3-2 to /cgl/, and a loss of such a small margin meant that /b/ still qualified for the Summer Cup, and /a/ was left behind in 3rd place due to the goal difference, and goals scored. From then on, /b/'s form never quite recovered and they were eliminated in the round of 16 by /co/.

Team

Export (Summer 2015) Aesthetics (Summer 2015)

Save fixes for friendlies (what heights should be on the save)
Summerfag 175 cm
Ass Thread 175 cm
The Fappening 174 cm
2edgy4me 175 cm
Delicious Loli 170 cm
>>>/b/ 165 cm
Edit 60s Spiderman to a DMF on preset 1

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK FUCKIN' SAVED #   CB QUEEN OF /b/ #   CB RULE 34 #   CB TROLLED TO DEATH #   DMF 60s SPIDERMAN #   CMF CHECK EM #   RMF ASS THREAD #   LMF SUMMERFAG #   AMF GIGA PUDDI #   SS #REKT #   CF TRIFORCE

No. Position Player #   GK OP #   GK TRIGGER WARNING #   LB >>>/b/ #   CB NEED SAUCE #   CB CHRIS HANSEN #   RB JIZZUS CHRIST #   RB DELICIOUS LOLI #   LB CRINGE #   DMF IT'S A TRAP #   LMF 2EDGY4ME #   RMF THE FAPPENING #   CMF BERRY MY DICK

Minor League Affiliate: /b/ Newfags

Player Specific Goalhorns

Rivalries

Old Firm - /b/ vs. /a/

As two of the oldest and biggest boards on 4chan, a rivalry is expected. Some others call this the Cancerigenous Derby; both teams have a reputation they must uphold. (2-0-0)

Cancer Derby - /b/ vs. /v/

/v/ and /b/ are the two most high-traffic boards on 4chan, and there is always a substantial amount of vidya content on /b/ while /v/ is often plagued by non topic threads. This often leads to cries of /v/ being called "/b/ 2.0". (2-0-1)

Cancer Derby Jr. - /b/ vs. /soc/

Being a child board of /b/, /soc/ considers /b/ to be their archrivals. It wasn't until the 2014 4chan Winter Cup that /b/ acknowledged this as a rivalry. (1-1-1)

Results

Matches in gray were voided via Dragongate.

Friendlies

Wins: 4
Draws: 5
Losses: 6

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
March 3, 2012	/ck/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	???
March 4, 2012	/toy/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	???
May 12, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Tacgnol  20' Mudkipz 52'
June 2, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Boxxy 56' Chocolate Rain 66'
June 9, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	???
August 18, 2012	/c/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
September 1, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Chocolate Rain  45+' Beta Male 57'
September 9, 2012	/v/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	Triforce 15', 43' James Holmes 56' Boxxy 82'
December 22, 2012	/ck/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-3 D	Triforce 4' Pedobear 38', 66'
April 13, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Triforce  16' James Holmes  42' Pedobear  77'
July 20, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
July 21, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Triforce  20', 45+', 52' James Holmes  57'
September 21, 2013	/f/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
October 5, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
January 11, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	James Holmes  30'
January 19, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
May 30, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L

Cup Matches

Wins: 26
Draws: 7
Losses: 22

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/x/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	???
August, 2011	/fa/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
January 5, 2012	/a/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Kaiji  67' (o.g.) Chocolate Rain  90+3'
January 6, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-3 L	Chocolate Rain  44', 66', 105'
January 7, 2012	/o/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	Boxxy  76' Mudkipz  87'
January 7, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L
July 13, 2012	/o/	Group Stage SC2012	1-1 D	Boxxy  65'
July 14, 2012	/sp/	Group Stage SC2012	1-0 L
July 15, 2012	/d/	Group Stage SC2012	5-3 L	Chocolate Rain  17', 29', 52'
October 13, 2012	/vg/	Group Stage ABC2012	1-1 D	Triforce 66'
October 19, 2012	/r9k/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-1 L	Triforce 57'
October 20, 2012	/u/	Group Stage ABC2012	0-0 D
May 4, 2013	/c/	Group Stage SBC2013	4-1 L	Triforce  8'
May 10, 2013	/co/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 W	Anonymous  43'
May 12, 2013	/fa/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 W	Triforce  53'
May 18, 2013	/soc/	Round of 16 SBC2013	2-0 L
August 17, 2013	/d/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	Triforce  60' James Holmes  80'
August 23, 2013	/lit/	Group Stage SC2013	4-1 W	Triforce  12', 21', 62', 72'
August 25, 2013	/v/	Group Stage SC2013	1-0 L
August 31, 2013	/m/	Round of 16 SC2013	4-3 W	2Edgy4Me  3' James Holmes  24', 82' Triforce  34'
September 1, 2013	/trv/	Quarterfinals SC2013	1-0 W	James Holmes  37'
September 1, 2013	/mu/	Semifinals SC2013	1-0 L
September 1, 2013	/v/	Third Place Playoff SC2013	3-1 W	Triforce  4', 66' No Fun Allowed  19'
February 15, 2014	/hr/	Group Stage WC2014	0-1 L
February 21, 2014	/soc/	Group Stage WC2014	2-1 W	Triforce  40' Moses Garza  72'
February 23, 2014	/an/	Group Stage WC2014	0-1 L
April 4, 2014	/out/	Group Stage SBC2014	3-1 W	Triforce  34' GIGA PUDDI  47', 49'
April 6, 2014	/fa/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-1 D	Trolled 2 Death  61'
April 12, 2014	/lgbt/	Group Stage SBC2014	1-4 L	GIGA PUDDI  6'
April 19, 2014	/hm/	Group Stage SBC2014	5-2 W	Toaster Steve  11' GIGA PUDDI  34', 38' Triforce  69', 81'
July 18, 2014	/an/	Group Stace SC2014	0-0 D
July 20, 2014	/e/	Group Stage SC2014	0-0 D
July 26, 2014	/f/	Group Stage SC2014	1-2 L	Trolled 2 Death  81'
October 18, 2014	/t/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
October 26, 2014	/k/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
October 31, 2014	/d/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	Triforce  13', 28', 54'
November 2, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	Trolled 2 Death  4'
November 8, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	Trolled 2 Death  68' Giga Puddi  78' The Fappening  90+'
November 9, 2014	/vp/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-1 W	Triforce  6', 73' Giga Puddi  57', 67'
November 9, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Trolled 2 Death  12' The Fappening  78'
November 9, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Triforce  41' The Fappening  66'
February 13, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	#REKT  44' Trolled 2 Death  69'
February 15, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	Triforce  39'
February 21, 2015	/po/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 L	#REKT  47'
April 24, 2015	/c/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-1 W	#REKT  15', 38', 43' Triforce  71'
April 25, 2015	/sp/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-4 L	Giga Puddi 29'
May 1, 2015	/a/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	6-1 W	Triforce 2', 62', 90+', 90+' #REKT  16' Giga Puddi  80'
May 9, 2015	/cgl/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Triforce 11' #REKT  72'
May 16, 2015	/co/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Triforce 42' Trolled 2 Death
July 31, 2015	/i/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	6-0 W	#REKT  12', 43', 54' Giga Puddi  26' Triforce  72', 90+'
August 2, 2015	/o/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	#REKT  13' Triforce  51', 84'
August 8, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	0-1 L
August 15, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 W	Giga Puddi  13' #REKT  32', 72' Triforce  86'
August 16, 2015	/u/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	Triforce  41', 90+' #REKT  85'
August 16, 2015	/g/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	0-1 L
August 16, 2015	/mu/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	5-4 W	CHECK EM 10' Triforce 18', 45+' #REKT  27', 51'

Honours

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  2013 4chan Summer Cup: 3rd Place

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  2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Winners

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  2015 4chan Summer Cup: 3rd Place

Trivia

• In the original 4chan cup, /b/ had lower stats than the rest of the teams (because /b/'s users were hated so much by Germanbro) and avoided finishing in last place. Instead, /soc/ was the team to get last place in that cup.
• Two of /b/'s past anthems were determined with GET threads on the board. This led to /b/ having Undersea Community as the anthem since 2012 to Spring 2013.
  • During the Spring season of 2013, /b/ got a Boxxy dubstep remix as the anthem for a few matches due to another GET thread. This happened because the manager Cosa Nostra was on a lengthy hiatus and was not back by the time that season's cup started. Once he came back, the anthem was changed back to Undersea Community due to that being changed without his permission.