User:F4r

I'm just some random cunt who somehow ended up in /admin/ and then /merit/. I lurk a lot, and break the wiki even more often. Formally, I'm a wiki and IRC admin and server manager, however I do other random bits and bobs around the place, usually I assemble the nightly team exports and deadline exports. /f/ is my home board.
Feel free to catch me on IRC, skype (f4rhanakodlmg), discord (f4r#2361) or via email f4r.hanakodlmg@gmail.com. I can't guarantee I'll answer you quickly, there's a good chance I'm asleep/at work, however email is forwarded directly to my personal account so I can promise you I will see it.
I also run buttbot and spengbab on IRC, buttbot has quite a few public commands. You can type !commands in the channel to get a list, or see below for an extended table. Spengbab is just a markov chain bot.
If you want a script added to buttbot, let me know. It runs eggdrop v1.6.21, Tcl v8.5, and supports python scripts too (v2.7.3). Just want to do a simple random-reply script such as batman/bender/hitler/madden/bane/gametip/fact? Here's a template: User:F4r/Script template
Also I made this horrible wiki roster scraping script thats terrible but sorta works (until someone edits a roster, I'm sure): User:F4r/rosterscrape.py rosterscrape.py (assumes you have re and requests).

Buttbot commands

Command	Description
!8ball <your question here>	Ask the magic 8-ball a question, and be dismayed by its answers.
!seen <nickname>	Will look up a nickname and tell you how long ago the bot saw anything from them (including joins/parts/quits). Can be a little iffy sometimes.
!addquote <some quote here>	Will add the text to the quote database. Restricted to trusted persons only due to abuse. You need an account set up on the bot.
!lastquote	Returns the last quote added.
!randquote	Returns a random quote.
!findquote <some text here>	Searches the quote database and retuns what it finds.
!quote <number>	Retuns a specific quote.
!batman	A random Batman quote.
!bender	A random Bender quote.
!hitler	A random Hitler quote.
!madden	A random Madden quote.
!bane	A random Bane quote.
!gametip	A random game "tip".
!fact	A random fact.
!murphyslaw	Returns one of Murphy's laws. Also triggered by mentioning the words "murphys law" or similar.
!uptime	Returns the current system uptime of buttbot.
!roll <dice notation>	Dice notation is xdy where x is the number of dice and y is the number of sides. Eg 1d20 will roll one 20-sided dice, 20d6 will roll twenty dice with 6 sides each. Limited to 100,000 dice and sides per roll. Supports modifiers too.
!countdown	Time remaining until whatever is coming up next (deadlines, cups, whatever).
!tweet <tweet>	Makes the bot tweet. [1]. Restricted to trusted individuals.
!rigbux <command>	Commands are help, balance, transfer <nickname> <amount>. To prevent abuse, you don't get any money when you first join. If f4r is around, you'll $100 when you first join. If not, bug him. Other than that, the only way to make more Rigbux are by giving people a good reason to give you more.
!rank <nickname>	Returns the users' rank in the channel stats. Also see here for mIRCstats (ironically, not logged with mIRC). Neither is 100% complete, however mIRCstats covers a much longer logging period than the chanstats script.
!stats <nickname>	Returns the users' channel stats.
!top10 <option>	Returns the top ten users ranked for a given option. Valid options are lines, words, actions, kicks, bans, joins, parts, splits, quits, nicks. Also has a !top20 for users ranked 11-20.
!tstats	Returns the total channel stats.
!define <term>	Returns the definition for the term you give it. Powered by UrbanDictionary.
!decide <option1> <option2> <etc>	Picks a random option (minimum of two needed). Encase multi-word options in "". Example: !decide "play some vidya" wank drink "go to bed"
!teamrank <team>	Returns the current rank and points for any of the 60 teams listed on the Rankings page. Slashes around the board name are optional.
!mal <anime>	Returns a brief summary of that anime from myanimelist.
!mml <manga>	As above, but for manga.
!uno	Play a game of Uno. Limited to the #games channel only, to avoid clogging the main channel. Type !unocmds to get the full list of game commands.
!testdraw	Does a test draw for the upcoming cup.
!utc	Returns the current UTC date and time.
!team	A random 4cc team. Only includes teams listed on the front page.
!springteam	A random spring team.
!summerteam	A random summer team.
!fapto	Returns something for you to jerk it to.
!fapfantasy	Returns something you probably don't want to jerk it to.