/agdg/ Roster

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Starters

Position	No.	Name	Image	Description
GK	60	Godot		The world of games engines is a brutal one when it comes to selection, but the libre Godot engine is trying her best for you. Give her a shot, give up, and then fall right back into the GameMaker pit.
CB	42	Oculus Shit		Even before Facebook got involved people were already getting a bit over VR. Oh wow look it's another "stand in place and shoot targets" game. Have fun paying $40 for half a tech demo because of the system having a install base only slightly larger than the Virtual Boy.
CB	F2	Stealing Assets		No one's going to play your game anyway, so who cares? Modeling is hard and artdevs are mythical so just throw Mario in there and give him a gun. Now we're making progress!
RB	4C	>>>/3/>>>/gd/>>>/g/		/agdg/ sits at a cross roads of discussion: you might need tech help, you might want help with your aesthetics, god forbid you might want a model. When your begging grows too loud some asshole will probably try to show you the door. Enjoy being called a scrub over in /g/, appreciate the leisurely pace of /gd/, or just marvel at the fact that /3/ is board that still exist.
LB	11	Motavio		Patron saint of proactive motivation, a rugged looking Italian(?) man always waiting in the wings to beat your ass if you slack off for too long. A lot of us wish we had someone like this in our lives, so instead we try to be it for each other.
AMF	1	Singleton Dog		The singleton dog knows nothing of the world of man. His only desire is to exist forever, apart and unique. This is all he has ever known, and it is the way it must be.
CMF	AA	Googum		Existing paradoxically between the poles of the nodev and the yesdev exists Googum, a living meme. He makes game, but yet still acts out like a nodev. Where is his solace, where is his respect, and why the fuck isn't anyone contributing to his Patreon?
RMF	24	Asset Posting		For most posting progress comes down to showing off a new mechanic or solving a troublesome bug. A few rare souls instead show off their art and models almost exclusively. It's all very nice but uh, is there a game attached to this? If there isn't can I use these assets? Please? No, I can't pay bu- oh alright. Thanks anyways.
LMF	66	2D Pixel Girl		There's so little here, and yet I feel so much. How can a few hundred pixels do this to a man? I feel her pain goddamn it, it's my pain too! It's everyone's pain! The suffering is global!
SS	F5	Give Up		Every single day the desire may appear: "it'd be so easy to just stop wouldn't it?". The /agdg/ road is a hard road, it is a road you will want to leave. You must push through the pain, for off the beaten path exists only ruin and really shitty opinions.
CF	6A	Just Like Make Game		Follow your dreams and some day your games will be good. People will play them! It's gonna be so good! You're going to make a world, a world others will experience! Once it's done no one will ever be able to take that from you! It will be yours, forever! Embrace /agdg/-tan and just fucking suck it up already!

Substitutes

Position	No.	Name	Image	Description
GK	4	Unreal Engine 4		Lets be professionals about this. Lets be real. Lets use what the pros use. All these reasons and more are not good reasons to give Epic Games your money, but hey at least it's not GameMaker.
LB	16	nodev		So it happened: you gave up, or maybe you never even started? But you still want to be a part of /agdg/, and wow is that a bad idea. All we can hope is watching others progress will relight the fire in your heart for game dev, otherwise what are you even doing here? (The answer is shitposting)
CB	CC	MOAR WAFIUS PLS		For better and worse waifus can sell games, embrace them and become stronger. Maybe someone will even make fanart of your perfectly engineered waifu, and then boy oh boy your once pure intentions are going to be sullied something fierce. Keep your head held high and just don't admit to saving that stuff, alright?
CB	0	AGDQ		Greetings from Germany! Long time watcher first time poster, why aren't you guys talking about the speedrun?
RB	A4	Idea Guy		See that mountain? I'm going to tell the programmers that you should be able to climb it! This is the job most people are actually thinking about when they say "I want to work in video games". Spoilers: it doesn't exist on anything more than a theoretical level. Please stop bugging us about how you've got a great plan to remake Minecraft until you actually learn how to write a hello world program.
LMF	FF	>mfw no artists		If you really want to make a game by yourself you don't just need a vision and coding acumen, you'll also need to be an artistic soul with fingers that actually know how to draw. Chances are you aren't a triple threat so welcome to the wasteland brother! Maybe some day you'll meet that nice artist/musician to match up with your skillset, and maybe if you really lucky you'll fall in love so she won't ask to be paid.
LMF	A	Weekly Recap		We're here to keep you honest, so join in on the weekly recap so we can low key force you to be productive! We've added gamification elements, so hopefully that urge to keep your streak will keep you going long after all rational desire to do so has died.
LMF	64	Cornflower Blue		Its gotten to the point where we've declared colors memes. We only have a finite number of these you know, if we go too wild here eventually every color will be a meme and society will collapse in on itself!
RMF	20	Post Progress		Progress is material with which you will build the long hard road to your game. Post progress every goddamn day. Don't work hard, don't work smart, just work. Or else.
RMF	C	Sepples		Once upon a time there was a language called C, and it was a modest thing. People saw C and said "wow I wish there was more to this" and so they made C++. It's been downhill ever since.
RMF	F	Doomed Fan Games		If we know the game exists you're already dead. You release the game FIRST. DON'T LET NINTENDO KNOW. YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE DMCA.
SS	C4	>GameMaker		GameMaker is not something you use to get ahead. You use it because you already know it, and you can't be bothered to change engines AGAIN. We're not judging you here. Not much at least.