/g/

/g/
Non vestri personalis auxilium bigas
/g/ - Technology
Founded August 2011 IRL manager Narcissist !!zmsptqHmZEu Smoothie Mane !!0z3uZxZe05x Team colors Chat color BBBAFF GentooPurple Ranking 43 () Highest rank 2nd (August, 2015) Lowest rank 43rd (2017) Top scorer Install Gentoo (23) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Install Gentoo Website /g/ - Technology Nickname The /g/entoomen
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 23 10 33 66 34.85%
GF GA GD 100 127 -27
Biggest win /g/  6–0  /ic/ October 20, 2012 Biggest defeat /3/  7–1  /g/ April 28, 2012 First match /int/  1–0  /g/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 7 (First in SC 2011) Best result 2nd, SC 2015 Babby Cup Appearances 6 (First in ABC 2012) Best result 8th, ABC 2014
Team music
Anthem GNU/StallmanQuest Alternate anthem For special occasions only Goal horn Gee Alternate goal horn Fasten your Teedus
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit

Being one of the sixteen starters of the 4chan Cup, /g/'s trajectory has been one of mediocrity. Their performance in the 2015 4chan Summer Cup was better than their past Elite Cup performances, seeing the team advance to the finals but lose to /mlp/. /g/ delivered a refined and sharpened performance in the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup and is looking forward to competing in the 2017 4chan Summer Cup.

• You can join the /g/ 4chan cup discord here

Useful things

Music	Info	Exports
Anthem Goalhorn Terrorist Watch Goalhorn No Time For Love Goalhorn Terry A. Davis Goalhorn Housefires Goalhorn No Drivers Goalhorn	/g/ roster /g/ Match History	Summer 2017 Export Summer 2017 Aesthetics Pack Music Export (.4ccm + Music Files)

Roster

Main Article: /g/ roster Updated as of 19/07/17

No. Position Player 1   GK Stallman 9   CB *BSD 3   CB Battlestation 4   CB Mechanical Keyboards 29   DMF SICP 5   CMF Terry A. Davis 7   AMF Programming Socks 26   RMF Thinkpad 10   LMF Botnet 14   SS No Time For Love 11   CF Install Gentoo

No. Position Player 16   GK Common Sense 85   CB GIVE IT BACK JAMAL 2   CB Tay.ai 96   CB Housefires 17   DMF Green Is My Pepper 18   CMF CS Grad 19   CMF Something Happened 20   RMF CloverOS 61   LMF No Drivers 42   AMF Pajeet 18   AMF Mitu 23   SS Terrorist Watch

Match History

Main Article that features full history: /g/ Match History Updated as of 25/07/17

2015

This year's Winter Cup had similar results for /g/ - 1 win, 2 losses, back to the Spring Babby Cup. Following this, OMP quit managing /g/, and MonsterIsland took over in hopes of getting the /g/entoomen back in a major cup.

/int/'s glory days were far behind them, and in a 4-2 loss to /g/, it was clear that those days wouldn't come back any time soon. Afterwards, /g/ faced a slight scare with a 3-1 loss to /vr/. The infamous Steve Jobs scored the consolation goal, but this wouldn't be Apple's last involvement in /g/'s goals. Terrorist Watch scored a double against /w/, and before they knew it, /g/ qualified for the 2015 Summer Cup due to having 6 points in the group, and a combination of other results. The /g/entoomen were able relax for the rest of the cup.

/g/'s hopes of competing in the 2015 Summer Cup were nearly dashed when MonsterIsland retired just before Summer. However, OMP came back, and with yet another hugely revised roster, /g/ went into Summer 2015 an underdog among the top teams. The first match of /g/'s Summer Cup was a 1-0 victory over /f/ backed by goalkeeper Common Sense, a surprise given /g/'s rather terrible previous history against /f/. The second match came with Gentoo fully installed, as he scored a hat trick and /x/'s spaghetti goalkeeper allowed new gold medal No Time For Love to score a 4th in a 4-2 victory over /x/. With 6 points through 2 matches, all /g/ needed to advance to the final round was a draw or /x/ win in the second to last Group G match. /x/ delivered with a cheeky 90+ goal to make their match 2-2, and while it seemed like /g/ would relax for the final match, any speculation about their taking this match less seriously was silenced when Audiophiles scored the first goal against /h/. /g/oalkeeping saved the day again as long-time savior Richard Stallman stopped most of a late /h/ onslaught to secure /g/'s spot atop the group.

The later rounds of the Summer Cup took /g/ to new heights as they got an upset victory over /tg/, the defending 4chan cup champions. In the quarterfinals, /g/ fucked /tv/'s shit up in a 4-1 win, and an early goal against /b/ from Audiophiles gave the /g/entoomen all they needed to get to the final against /mlp/. For a while, at least, /g/ seemed to be unstoppable due to their sharp offense and Stallman putting on great goalkeeping performances. During the first half of their fateful match against /mlp/, /g/ took the lead and were looking like they could walk away as the Summer Cup champions. Sadly, all good things must come to an end: /g/'s form finally decayed in the second half, and an unfortunate bounce of the ball led to /mlp/ getting ahead by one. From then on, /mlp/ rolled with the momentum they had and eventually won the final 2-1. While the team did not manage to put the metaphorical cherry on top of the cake, this match concluded /g/'s most successful Cup run to date and finally put them on the radar as a force to be reckoned with. Until...

2016

The cup moved into PES 2016, and this ended up turning /g/'s world upside down. As a result, the 2016 4chan Winter Cup was a disaster for the /g/entoomen, who were eliminated after just two matches in the group stage. Things were already looking bad for the team after a 4-0 loss to /s4s/, and the 2-1 loss to /gd/ combined with /r9k/'s 1-1 draw with /s4s/ killed them. Having no pressure in the next match, /g/ put on a hell of a performance in a 4-3 win over /r9k/, but it was simply too little, too late.

Down in the babbies once more, /g/ had to figure out the ways of PES 2016 sooner rather than later. The cup got off to a strange start for them with a 1-1 draw against /biz/, a team that was initially seen as a minnow in Group G. The once mighty /tg/ was up next, but they were a shadow of the team they once were, and the /g/entoomen got a 2-1 win out of that match. In order to get into the Summer Cup safely, /g/ had to win or draw against /sci/, and they got the win with Install Gentoo's early goal being all that was needed in a 1-0 victory. Following that, the round of 16 draw got /g/ to face /sp/, a familiar opponent. Though this was a chance for revenge against the GOATs who previously relegated /g/ and doomed them to the 0 point hall of shame, /sp/ was still a cut above them after all these years. Despite Install Gentoo's 11th minute goal, /sp/ didn't panic and turned the tables on /g/ to get a 3-1 win to eliminate the /g/entoomen. OMP quit after this, and without a manager for the Summer Cup, /g/ was sent back down to the babbies.

Eventually, Narcissist became /g/'s new manager in time for the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. The group stage draw was not kind to the /g/entoomen in this season, as their opponents Group G would include giants like /tv/ and /mu/. Only /t/ seemed like a possibly easy opponent. The Big Guys from /tv/ had little trouble beating /g/ 5-2. Up next was another embarrassing result at the hands of /t/. After taking a 3-0 lead in the first half, the /g/entoomen crumbled in the second half and had to settle for a 3-3 draw. There was still some hope for a promotion despite these results: a win against /mu/ would have promoted /g/, and it looked like a real possibility after the first half of their match. /g/ had taken a 2-1 lead against /mu/, but once again, they lost the lead, and Michael Gira's 88th minute goal sealed /g/'s fate. The 3-2 loss to /mu/ kept the /g/entoomen in the babbies once again.

2017

/g/ went into 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup with new tactics and faced up against both new and old opponents in Group E.The /g/entoomen drew /w/ 1-1 and were left with 1 point. Up next was a familiar enemy, /a/ , who ruined /g/'s chances of advancing in previous cups. The midfield was the contesting ground for both teams in the first half but No Time For Love delivered a beautiful shot at the start of the second half but /a/ returned with a 74 minute goal by Bebop ; Nearing the end of the match, it was looking over for the /g/entoomen but an amazing and stoic header from Install Gentoo won /g/ the game in the 91st minute. With a win and a draw, /g/ faced their final opponents of the group stage, /out/. /out/ scored 2 goals in the first 20 minutes but then Install Gentoo returned 3 goals over the game doing 3 miraculous things, advancing /g/ to summer and the knockouts and winning /g/ the match. The /g/entoomen went into their first knockouts match-up against /po/ levelheaded and ready, /po/ grabbed the first goal of the match only to find Install Gentoo returning back at kick-off ; Just after half-time, /po/ scooped up another goal but /g/ ferociously swung back and grabbed 2 goals to take control of the match and win. /g/ advanced to the quarter finals facing /an/, a well-performing opponent. /g/ put extreme pressure on /an/ in the first half, sieging down their defences and taking midfield control but in the second half /an/ scored 2 goals in quick succession, A goal by Install Gentoo kept the /g/ attack in swing but sadly, it was too late and /g/ fate in the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup was sealed. Overall, this performance was very good by /g/, Not only did this see them make it to the quarter finals but it allowed them to advance into the 2017 4chan Summer Cup

Official Match Results

As a consequence of the Dragongate controversy, a number of results have been vacated or altered. Those matches marked in gray have been voided, regardless of the original result.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August 6, 2011	/int/	First Round Winners' Bracket SC 2011	0-1 L	None
August 7, 2011	/s/	First Round Losers' Bracket SC 2011	2-1 W	Unknown
August 7, 2011	/tv/	Second Round Losers' Bracket SC 2011	3-0 W	Unknown
August 8, 2011	/a/	Third Round Losers' Bracket SC 2011	1-2 L	Unknown
January 5, 2012	/tv/	First Round Winners' Bracket WC 2012	3-0 W	No Drivers  6', 65', 69'
January 6, 2012	/ck/	Second Round Winners' Bracket WC 2012	0-1 L	None
January 7, 2012	/co/	Second Round Losers' Bracket WC 2012	2-3 L	No Drivers  21' Sennheiser  81'
March, 2012	/gif/	SBC Friendlies 2012	1-4 L	Bloat  45+2'
April 21, 2012	/sci/	SC Friendlies 2012	3-7 L	Bloat  22', 89' No Drivers  45+1'
April 28, 2012	/3/	SC Friendlies 2012	1-7 L	No Drivers  30'
May 26, 2012	/wg/	SC Friendlies 2012	2-3 L	Woodscrews  11' No Drivers  37'
July 13, 2012	/a/	Group B SC 2012	1-1 D	No Drivers  45+1'
July 14, 2012	/pol/	Group B SC 2012	1-2 L	RandyTaylor69  90+2'
July 15, 2012	/m/	Group B SC 2012	0-5 L	None
September 9, 2012	/mu/	ABC Friendlies 2012	2-3 L	Install Gentoo  38' No Drivers  53'
September 15, 2012	/adv/	ABC Friendlies 2012	3-1 W	No Drivers  12', 30', 51'
September 23, 2012	/k/	ABC Friendlies 2012	1-1 D	Woodscrews  7'
October 12, 2012	/h/	Group E ABC 2012	3-5 L	No Drivers  14', 67' Woodscrews  22'
October 13, 2012	/v/	Group E ABC 2012	0-2 L	None
October 20, 2012	/ic/	Group E ABC 2012	6-0 W	Woodscrews  14', 50' No Drivers  42', 46', 52', 53'
December 22, 2012	/an/	WC Friendlies 2013	1-2 L	P-P-POWERBOOK  84'
April 5, 2013	/3/	SBC Friendlies 2013	1-2 L	No Drivers  90+1'
April 7, 2013	/po/	SCB Friendlies 2013	1-1 D	No Drivers  39'
May 3, 2013	/x/	Group B SBC 2013	2-1 W	RandyTaylor69  27', 81'
May 5, 2013	/diy/	Group B SBC 2013	1-1 D	RandyTaylor69  43'
May 11, 2013	/3/	Group B SBC 2013	0-3 L	None
August 17, 2013	/m/	Group E SC 2013	0-1 L	None
August 23, 2013	/jp/	Group E SC 2013	1-2 L	Install Gentoo  51'
August 25, 2013	/sp/	Group E SC 2013	0-2 L	None
September 28, 2013	/r9k/	ABC Friendlies 2013	0-1 L	None
October 5, 2013	/u/	ABC Friendlies 2013	2-2 D	Developers  32' Install Gentoo  44'
November 15, 2013	/d/	Group C ABC 2013	1-1 D	Install Gentoo  ??'
November 17, 2013	/n/	Group C ABC 2013	2-1 W	Tidus  32', 41'
November 23, 2013	/an/	Group C ABC 2013	0-3 L	None
November 30, 2013	/f/	Round of 16 ABC 2013	0-2 L	None
February 14, 2014	/f/	Group B WC 2014	1-2 L	Tidus  79'
February 16, 2014	/lgbt/	Group B WC 2014	1-0 W	Install Gentoo  20'
February 22, 2014	/sp/	Group B WC 2014	1-3 L	Tidus  21'
April 5, 2014	/3/	Group F SBC 2014	4-2 W	Dead Waifu Age  4', 69' Moto /g/  43' Teedus  63'
April 11, 2014	/r9k/	Group F SBC 2014	0-0 D	None
April 12, 2014	/gd/	Group F SBC 2014	1-3 L	Dead Waifu Age  4'
April 20, 2014	/ic/	Group F SBC 2014	1-1 D	Dead Waifu Age  52'
May 30, 2014	/a/	SC Friendlies 2014	0-6 L	None
June 1, 2014	/co/	SC Friendlies 2014	0-0 D	None
October 17, 2014	/trv/	Group C ABC 2014	4-1 W	Audiophiles  12' Teedus  45+', 77' TOX  56'
October 19, 2014	/mlp/	Group C ABC 2014	1-2 L	Teedus  45+'
October 25, 2014	/hm/	Group C ABC 2014	2-1 W	Waifu Desktop  21' Install Gentoo  36'
October 31, 2014	/c/	Group C ABC 2014	5-0 W	Teedus  39' Audiophiles  56', 90+' Install Gentoo  59', 65'
November 8, 2014	/m/	Round of 16 ABC 2014	2-0 W	Install Gentoo  25', 42'
November 9, 2014	/e/	Quarterfinals ABC 2014	0-4 L (a.e.t.)	None
February 14, 2015	/vg/	Group E WC 2015	1-2 L	Teedus  6'
February 20, 2015	/lit/	Group E WC 2015	2-1 W	Install Gentoo  26', 85'
February 22, 2015	/wsg/	Group E WC 2015	1-3 L	Teedus  3'
April 24, 2015	/int/	Group C SBC 2015	4-2 W	Terrorist Watch  2' Ballmer  15', 58' Beats by Dr. Dre  66'
April 26, 2015	/vr/	Group C SBC 2015	1-3 L	Steve Jobs  90+'
May 2, 2015	/w/	Group C SBC 2015	2-0 W	Terrorist Watch  22', 90+'
May 9, 2015	/trv/	Group C SBC 2015	1-3 L	Ballmer  23'
May 16, 2015	/mu/	Round of 16 SBC 2015	3-4 L	Beats by Dr. Dr  10' Terrorist Watch  50' Steve Jobs  86'
August 1, 2015	/f/	Group G SC 2015	1-0 W	Audiophiles  19'
August 7, 2015	/x/	Group G SC 2015	4-2 W	Install Gentoo  20', 40', 55' No Time For Love  80'
August 9, 2015	/h/	Group G SC 2015	1-1 D	Audiophiles  40'
August 15, 2015	/tg/	Round of 16 SC 2015	3-1 W	Failed /g/ Project  4' Audiophiles  40' No Time For Love  56'
August 16, 2015	/tv/	Quarterfinals SC 2015	4-1 W	Install Gentoo  45+', 52', 89' No Time For Love  72'
August 16, 2015	/b/	Semifinals SC 2015	1-0 W	Audiophiles  7'
August 16, 2015	/mlp/	Finals SC 2015	1-2 L	DPT  30'
February 20, 2016	/s4s/	Group G WC 2015	0-4 L
February 26, 2016	/gd/	Group G WC 2015	1-2 L	No time For Love  31'
February 28, 2016	/r9k/	Group G WC 2015	4-3 W	Install Gentoo  5', 64' No time For Love  59', 84'
May 7, 2016	/biz/	Group G SBC 2016	1-1 D	Install Gentoo  71'
May 13, 2016	/tg/	Group G SBC 2016	2-1 W	Botnet  39' No Time For Love  62'
May 15, 2016	/sci/	Group G SBC 2016	1-0 W	Install Gentoo  11'
May 21, 2016	/sp/	Round of 16 SBC 2016	1-3 L	Install Gentoo  7'
October 29, 2016	/tv/	Group G ABC 2016	2-5 L	No Time For Love  60' Install Gentoo  79'
November 4, 2016	/t/	Group G ABC 2016	3-3 D	No Time For Love  16', 24' Install Gentoo  31'
November 6, 2016	/mu/	Group G ABC 2016	2-3 L	Botnet  43', 48'
May 13, 2017	/w/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	No Time For Love  8'
May 19, 2017	/a/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	Install Gentoo  90+1' No time For Love  67'
May 21, 2016	/out/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 W	Install Gentoo  21' (51), 75'
May 15, 2016	/po/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 W	Install Gentoo  10' (52) Thinkpad  49'
May 21, 2016	/an/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Install Gentoo  43'

Honors

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  2015 Summer Cup Runner-up

Fan Content

Gentoo In Time - A mashup of /vr/'s and /g/'s goalhorns.