/asp/

/asp/ F.C. is the football club of the Alternative Sports 4chan board.

/asp/
Intensionem, Integritatis, Intelligentia
/asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling
Founded 11th May 2013 Manager Paul Heyman Owner Vince McMahon IRL manager Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1 Prozach !!SSPtXJ6yC1U Team colors Chat color D21400 Monday Night Raw Red Ranking 29 ( 22) Highest rank 5 (18th May 2015) Lowest rank 45 (6th October 2013) Top scorer Big Match John (27) Top assister Big Match John (10) Captain Big Match John Website /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling Nickname The /asp/ies The w/asp/s
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 19 7 12 38 50%
GF GA GD 68 47 +21
Biggest win /asp/  6–0  /k/ 27/02/2016 Biggest defeat /adv/  4–1  /asp/ 15/11/2013 First match /vp/  2–3  /asp/ 20/07/2013
Elite Cup Appearances 5 (First in 2014 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 5th, 2014 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 1 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 17th, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Glorious Domination Goal horn Ole - Bouncing Souls Alternate goal horn Be Water, My Friend! (to be played when Bruce Lee scores) Alternate goal horn My Time Is Now - John Cena Theme (to be played when Big Match John scores)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit

Exports - Winter Cup 2017

Roster (Last Updated on 21st July 2017):http://www.mediafire.com/file/36pfftkgbn5b98c/2017+asp+summer+cup+tactics+export+2.zip
Use this if the above does not work: https://www.mediafire.com/?v9npzpkcwm0yxs1

Aesthetics (Last Updated on 22nd July 2017): http://puu.sh/wQFAZ/fbae62ee3c.rar

Other Special Goalhorns/Anthems

Victory Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cjKOoEP6QI
Bruce Lee Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFf3SRP1bE , start at 27 seconds in

Team History

Main Article: /asp/ History

Winter Cup 2017

BROTHER /sp/, I KNEW YOU'D COME In the group stage of this cup, /asp/ looked real jacked as they topped the group without conceding a single goal. During the Round of 16, /h/ was the first team to score against the W/asp/s, but Bruce Lee's brace got his team to the quarterfinals. Afterwards, /sp/ defeated /v/, giving viewers a sports board derby for the first time in a major cup. In one of the most viewed matches of the cup, with over 2000 fans watching, /asp/ and /sp/ had an intense match. In the first half, Le Cut Inside Man broke the deadlock, but Brother Nero immediately responded with a goal of his own. Later, Women's """Wrestling""" found more reasons to get shit on by /asp/'s users with an own goal that gave /sp/ the lead. TSUUUUUUU scored a header just as the second half began, and despite their efforts, /asp/ couldn't even take another shot in the whole match. With that performance, /asp/ was eliminated from the cup with a whimper. Big Match John took some criticism due to poor performances after the group stage, as did CM Phil for his sad attempt at getting a penalty kick towards the end of the match against /sp/.

Summer Cup 2017

Cringe.

Roster

From left to right:
Top: Black Ref, NOT /ASP/, Lava Golem, American Dragon, Bruce Lee, Boxing/Muay Thai/Kyokushin + Judo/BJJ/Wrestling
Bottom: Pipebomb, CENAWINSLOL, Multiple Attackers, Shovelman, Bork Lazer

Main Article: /asp/ Roster **NOW UPDATED FOR AUTUMN 2017**

No. Position Player 1   GK VACANT 8   RB Krispen Wah 5   CB YA SEE SEFF 3   CB Worked Into a Shoot 2   LB THE MODERN DAY MAHARAJA 4   CMF Marty Jannetty 18   CMF Bork Lazer 6   CMF The Big Dog 10   CF BROTHER NERO 9   AMF THE GAY COMMUNITY 11   CF Big Match John

No. Position Player 13   GK Based Fatass 22   GK CM Phil 12   CB Tranquilo 19   CB >airshit 17   CB Deannetty 25   CB Women's """Wrestling""" 15   RB Tony Hawk 16   LB >according to Meltzer 20   CMF 6 Stars 21   CMF Bruce Lee 7   CMF FUCK THIS COMPANY 14   CMF BRAAAAUUUUUUUNN

Fixtures/Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
July 20, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	FAHN DAHN GOOO  9' The Dazzler  33' CENAWINSLOL  83'	Link (Boris's Twitch because >Trashd) Skip to 17 minutes
July 21, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Rodney Mullen  14' CENAWINSLOL 17', 21', 54'	Link (YouTube)
September 22, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	CENAWINSLOL  39'	Link (Dailymotion because >Twitch)
September 28, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	CENAWINSLOL  26'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 20 minutes
October 26, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO  23'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 26, 2013	/out/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Pic-A-Nic Basket  57' CENAWINSLOL  72'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/vp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-1 W	Bork Lazer  5' American Dragon  9', 12', 33'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
October 27, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 15, 2013	/adv/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-4 L	Bork Lazer  58'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 17, 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  40', 90+' Rodney Mullen  43'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
November 23, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Bork Lazer  8'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
January 12, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	American Dragon  44'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 3 hours 5 minutes
January 26, 2014	/n/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D		this match was awful, i'm not even putting a link to it
February 15, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	American Dragon  33', 90+' CENAWINSLOL  77'	Link (YouTube)
February 21, 2014	/s/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  23' Rodney Mullen  28'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
February 23, 2014	/m/	2014 4chan Winter Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 1, 2014	/v/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (7-6) W	CENAWINSLOL  33', 86'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
March 2, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup QF	3-4 L	CENAWINSLOL  2' Rodney Mullen  77' American Dragon  90+'	Link to Highlights (Dailymotion)
June 6, 2014	/sp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L		Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 24 minutes
June 8, 2014	/po/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	American Dragon  10' Bones Jones  68'	Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 2 hours 38 minutes
July 19, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  40' NOT /ASP/  81'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 25, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
July 27, 2014	/s4s/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	CENAWINSLOL  80' FUCK THIS COMPANY  86'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
August 2, 2014	/h/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	0-1 L		Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 14, 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  17'	Link to Highlights (Youtube)
February 20, 2015	/an/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  90+'
February 22, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Winter Cup	5-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  11', 47', 64' Pipebomb  21' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  42'
February 28, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	3-0 W	Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  10' American Dragon  66', 90+' (pen.)
March 1, 2015	/lit/	2015 4chan Winter Cup QF	0-2 L
August 1, 2015	/tv/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  10'
August 7, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 W	American Dragon  20' CENAWINSLOL  35' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  51'
August 9, 2015	/vp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	American Dragon  38' CENAWINSLOL  68'
August 15, 2015	/vr/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	2-1 W	American Dragon  32' CENAWINSLOL  110'
August 16, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup QF	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  33'
February 19, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Bruce Lee  79'
February 21, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Bruce Lee  53' CENAWINSLOL  90+1'
February 27, 2016	/k/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	6-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  5', 59' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  9', 15', 31' Bruce Lee  45+1'
March 5, 2016	/s4s/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	2-2 (3-4) L	American Dragon  45+1' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  90+3'
August 5, 2016	/e/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	1-3 L	Bruce Lee  7'
August 7, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	2-2 D	Big Match John  12', 86'
August 13, 2016	/w/	2016 4chan Summer Cup	3-1 W	BROTHER NERO  32', 85' Big Match John  90+7'
August 20, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Ro16	3-2 W	BROTHER NERO  11', 62' Big Match John  58'
August 21, 2016	/mlp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup QF	3-2 L	Big Match John  35' BROTHER NERO  82'
February 11, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
February 17, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Big Match John  26'
February 19, 2017	/n/	2017 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	Airport General MK XI  8' Bork Lazer  48' Big Match John  90+2'
February 25, 2017	/h/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Ro16	3-1 W	BROTHER NERO  6' Bruce Lee  51', 90+1'
February 26, 2017	/sp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup QF	1-3 L	BROTHER NERO  33'
July 28, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	1-2 L	CENAWINSLOL  78'
July 30, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	BRAAAAUUUUUUUNN  17' CENAWINSLOL  34' Brother Nero  42'
August 5, 2017	/his/	2017 4chan Summer Cup	0-2 L

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Replays
June 22, 2013	/gd/	DrBorisG's Friendlies	2-2 D	FAHN DAHN GOOO 48' The Dazzler  62'
November 2, 2013	/g/	Halloween Bowl 2013	2-0 W	Kane  2' The Boogeyman  6'
July 20, 2013	/lit/	Halloween Bowl 2013	4-1 W	Kane  6', 66' The Boogeyman  49', 90+'
July 20, 2013	/c/	Halloween Bowl 2013	1-6 L	Kane  88'
January 18, 2015	/jp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	CENAWINSLOL  72'
January 24, 2015	/f/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	Bork Lazer  27' American Dragon  41' (63) Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres  59'
January 25, 2015	/4ccg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
August 21, 2015	/y/	Lark's Madness	1-3 L	CENAWINSLOL  ??'

Player Stats

Official Friendlies are included in these stats
Bold denotes players still on the team

Goalscorers Player Goals Last Goal Scored CENAWINSLOL 27 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 American Dragon 16 vs  /s4s/ March 5, 2016 Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 8 vs  /s4s/ March 5, 2016 Rodney Mullen 4 vs  /trv/ March 2, 2014 Bork Lazer 3 vs  /c/ November 23, 2013 Bruce Lee 3 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 FAHN DAHN GOOO 2 vs  /an/ October 26, 2013 Eye Poke Jones 1 vs  /po/ June 8, 2014 NOT /ASP/ 1 vs  /pol/ July 19, 2014 FUCK THIS COMPANY 1 vs  /s4s/ July 27, 2014 Pipebomb 1 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015

Assisters Player Assists CENAWINSLOL 10 American Dragon 7 Bork Lazer 6 FAHN DAHN GOOO 4 Rodney Mullen 2 Eye Poke Jones 1 Krispen Wah 1 >Longboarding 1 Lord HEMA 1 FUCK THIS COMPANY 1 Krabby Mango 1

Goalkeeper Stats Player Saves (Clean Sheets) Black Ref 60 (7) Mark Nutt 7 (1) Best Martial Art 5 (0) Bad News Barrett 5 (0) VACANT 3 (1) Scooter Faggots 2 (1)

Goals in a single match Player Goals Game CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /adv/ July 21, 2013 American Dragon 3 vs  /vp/ October 27, 2013 CENAWINSLOL 3 vs  /n/ February 22, 2015 Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 3 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /po/ November 17, 2013 American Dragon 2 vs  /mlp/ February 15, 2014 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /v/ March 1, 2014 American Dragon 2 vs  /hr/ February 28, 2015 CENAWINSLOL 2 vs  /k/ February 27, 2016 Team Performances Event Place W/D/L Record Friendlies N/A 4/2/2 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 7th (Promoted) 1/2/1 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 17th, Group Stage (Promoted) 1/1/1 2014 4chan Winter Cup 5th, Quarter Finals 3/0/2 2014 4chan Summer Cup 13th, Ro16 2/0/2 2015 4chan Winter Cup 8th, Quarter Finals 3/1/1 2015 4chan Summer Cup 5th, Quarter Finals 3/0/2 2016 4chan Winter Cup 10th, Ro16 2/1/1 Awards Team Awards Worst Fans - 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Most Improved - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Underdog of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Surprise of the Tournament - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Individual Awards 2014 Winter Cup All-Stars: Rodney Mullen (first 11), American Dragon (substitute) 2014 Summer Cup All-Stars: Shovelman (substitute) Rivalries /asp/ vs /sp/ - The W/asp/s vs The GOATs - Current Record: 0-0-2 /asp/ is the younger brother of /sp/. The board rivalry got ugly once Hiroyuki Nishimura moved wrestling to /asp/, since the way it happened made /sp/ users feel like they "kicked out" the wrestling fans. Years before this happened, /sp/ and /asp/ managers already had an agreement in place where /asp/ could take wrestling-related players from /sp/. Winter Cup winner, Goatface, who goes by American Dragon now, CENAWINSLOL, who is now Big Match John, and Bork Lazer moved to /asp/. The first match in this rivalry was in the Summer Cup 2014 Friendlies, an generally uneventful match which ended in a 1-0 defeat for /asp/. These teams faced each other in the 2017 Winter Cup where /sp/ got a dominant 3-1 win over /asp/.