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/fhg/

/fhg/
Fuck It, I'm Going Deep
/fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
Founded 9 March 2014 Manager Mike Ditka Owner Roger Goodell IRL manager /fhg/ Team colors Chat color DD4814 Burr Orange Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer 'o' (3) Top assister Based Kitties, 'o', The Prophecy (1) Captain YOU LIKE THAT Website /fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General Nickname The Dragons
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 1 2 4 25%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /wooo/  2–3  /fhg/ March 23rd 2014 Biggest defeat /fhg/  0–5  /admin/ March 23rd 2014 First match /fhg/  3–3  /wooo/ March 23rd 2014
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem NFL on FOX Victory Anthem Superb Owl Shuffle Goal horn Are You Ready For Some Football? (start at 0:17 if it doesn't auto) Alternate goal horn Welcome back to the /fhg/ draft (for The Draft) Alternate goal horn King of Akron (for SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP) Alternate goal horn Fun Times In Cleveland Alternate goal horn San Diego Super Chargers (for Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego)
Kits

/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.

Exports

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• Tactical: Tactics
• Music: Music
• Instructions Instructions

Roster

No. Position Player 69   GK Aaron Rodgers' Family 0   CB shut up twinky 25   CB >Failcunts 10   CB i love to kiss tittiess 53   DMF Homeric works about for-profit colleges 22   CMF B I G B A L L E R B R A N D 4   CMF Thank You Based Carr 17   AMF The Draft 88   SS Fun Times In Cleveland 84   SS SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 12   CF Sir Tim Bradley

No. Position Player 2   GK >Black QBs 1   CB Grip n Sip 32   CB DAT BIRD 91   CB >Bandwagoning 28   DMF >Bungles 18   DMF Chicken Parm 8   CMF Cash Considerations 6   CMF The Sanchize 14   CMF Ryan Fitztragic 35   CMF Rax Grissman 21   SS Trust the Process 55   SS Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego

Roster Description

Note: Will fill this later

Player	>de scription
Aaron Rodgers' Family	Aaron Rodgers may have gotten to an NFC Championship game, but when will he talk to his family?
shut up twinky	Here at /fhg/, telling twinky to shut up is not only allowed but encouraged to do it
>Failcunts	Do not let this description distract you from the fact that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 28-3 lead
i love to kiss tittiess	hell yea go packers
Homeric works about for-profit colleges	There are no references about DeVry in the Iliad, you can't call the Gods on toll free numbers
B I G B A L L E R B R A N D	Are you a big baller to buy the ZO2s? No, then stay in your lane, small baller
Thank You Based Carr	Oakland's savior comes from Fresno State and is a devout God-fearing Christian. He's just like Tim Tebow but with actual playing talent.
The Draft	Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest.
Fun Times In Cleveland	At least we're not Detroit...we're not Detroit
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP	HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP
Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour	Winner of 5 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch
>Black QBs	>Black QBs >not busts
Grip n Sip	Because WKU is the best football team in the C-USA and every time they beat you you have to look over and see that big red blob dancing on the other sideline God Fuck the Hilltoppers and their stupid blob
DAT BIRD	IF I SEE THAT FUCKING BIRD ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD...
>Bandwagoning	>Following the Packers outside of Wisconsin >Following the Yankees while living in Virginia and still switching teams to the Astros >Fuckup Goy
>Bungles	Going from almost beating Ben Roethlisberger in the playoffs to having a subpar season next year is so Cincinnati it hurts
Chicken Parm	You Taste So Good
Cash Considerations	He's a player that brings an immediate impact on and off the field on any sport that he plays in.
The Sanchize	Eternal comedy gold machine, from the buttfumble to ending the Eagles season with an interception.
Ryan Fitztragic	Sign Fitzpatrick as back up > Your starting QB gets injured > he does a great job replacing him > You name him the starter > Give him money next offseason > He sucks so you release him > other team signs Fitzpatrick as back up repeat ad infinitum
Rax Grissman	During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility. Team doctors who attempted to resuscitate the young boy were hindered in their attempts at CPR due to rib and sternum fractures that apparently occurred while Tim was at the complex. It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”
Trust the Process	Hinkie died for your sins, his sacrifice and work lives through his apostle Joel Embiid
Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego	The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
23th March, 2014	/wooo/	Fake Teamb Owl	3-3 D	The Draft  9' DAT BIRD  22' 'o'  38'
23th March, 2014	/wooo/	Fake Teamb Owl	3-2 W	'o'  15' The Draft  34' Davone "DA" Bess  72'
23th March, 2014	/sinaweibo/	Fake Teamb Owl	1-4 L	'o'  82'
23th March, 2014	/admin/	Fake Teamb Owl	0-5 L

Stats

Goalscorers

Player	Goals
'o'	3
The Draft	2
DAT BIRD	1
Davone "DA" Bess	1

Assists

Player	Assists
Based Kitties	1
'o'	1
The Prophecy	1

Saves & Cleansheets

Player	Saves	Cleansheets
>Black QBs	18	0
Rax Grissman	6	0