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(/u/ kerning has arrived, also I'll add the new players before the second weekend I promise)
(update this too. The kerning list might be beyond me for now.)
 
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|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#A57164; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Bronze'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold'''
|style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold'''
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| align=center| I'll name it later.
| align=center| I'll name it later.
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| {{Position|LB}}
| align=center| Rate My Logo
| align=center| Aesthetic Flags of the World
| align=center| [[File:Rate My Logo.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Aesthetic_Flags_of_the_World.png|200px]]
| align=center| It's shit, kill yourself.
| align=center| Good branding isn't just for soulless corporations. Keep it clean. Keep it simple. Make a statement. You are here.
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| Read The Sticky
| align=center| The Damn Robots Are Coming For My Job
| align=center| [[File:Read The Sticky.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:damnrobot.png|200px]]
| align=center| Welcome to /gd/.
| align=center| They're coming for your job too, but we want to brag that we were made obsolete first because there aren't any complex hand shapes in graphic design.
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
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| align=center| 91
| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| Logo Redesign
| align=center| Corporate Memphis
| align=center| [[File:Logo Redesign.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:corpmeme.png|200px]]
| align=center| Redesign this logo and make it less shitty.
| align=center| A utopian narrative for a dystopian world. Graphical Muzak.
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
| align=center| $
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| align=center| {{Position|RB}}
| align=center| Edit This Face
| align=center| [[File:Edit_This_Face.png|200px]]
| align=center| I need someone to turn this girl into stone. Please stop asking questions as to why.
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF"
| align=center|
| align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
| align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
| align=center| Fuck You Pay Me
| align=center| Minimalism
| align=center| [[File:Fuck You Pay Me.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Minimalism.png|200px]]
| align=center| Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me <br> Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me <br> Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me <br>
| align=center| ...
|-bgcolor="A57164"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| Graphic Design Is My Passion
| align=center| [[File:XCF.png|200px]]
| align=center| {{greentext|using GIMP}}
 
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF"
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| align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| <span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/wsr/
| align=center| <span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/wsr/
| align=center| [[File:Arr.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Arr.png|200px]]
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|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| {{Position|AMF}}
| align=center| Helvetica
| align=center| Helvetica
| align=center| [[File:Helvetica.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Helvetica.png|200px]]
| align=center| The most common font in the world. Swiss masterpiece.
| align=center| The most common font in the world. Swiss masterpiece.
|-bgcolor="A57164"
| align=center|
| align=center| {{Position|AMF}}
| align=center| Minimalism
| align=center| [[File:Minimalism.png|200px]]
| align=center| ...
|-bgcolor="FFA6FF"
| align=center| 12
| align=center| {{Position|SS}}
| align=center| V A P O R W A V E
| align=center| [[File:Vaporwave.png|200px]]
| align=center| Recapture the dream of a time long past.
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF"
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF"
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| align=center| [[File:Glitch Art.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Glitch Art.png|200px]]
| align=center| '''{{tt|HELVETICA TO KERNING, GLITCH ART! IT'S TWO, IT'S TWO!|YOLO WEEKEND! IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S HAPPENING!}}'''
| align=center| '''{{tt|HELVETICA TO KERNING, GLITCH ART! IT'S TWO, IT'S TWO!|YOLO WEEKEND! IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S HAPPENING!}}'''
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF"
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
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| align=center| {{Position|CF}}
| align=center| {{Position|CF}}
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|width="50%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Description'''
|width="50%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align=center| '''Description'''
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 99
| align=center| 🌭
| align=center| {{Position|GK}}
| align=center| {{Position|GK}}
| align=center| Untitled-1.bmp.7z.001
| align=center| Untitled-1.JPG
| align=center| [[File:Untitled1bmp7z001.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Untitled1jpg.png|200px]]
| align=center| He said he couldn't send a file over 50 megs in size. He said the folks in IT taught him a workaround. With one step the journey of a thousand miles began and where it will end we may never know.
| align=center| Do I look like I know what a jaypeg is? I just want a picture o̷f̡ ̡͜͞a ̡̢g̶̷̛o̕͘t̶̀d̵́͢a͟͜͠n̸͞g͠ ͟h̕o͏̸t́d͝͏͞o̢͞͏g̸͜.
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| A thread where you request and share fonts. <br> Prominent thread on /gd/ that has been around for ages.
| align=center| A thread where you request and share fonts. <br> Prominent thread on /gd/ that has been around for ages.
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| {{Position|LB}}
| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| Cracked
| align=center| Rate My Logo
| align=center| [[File:Cracked.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Rate My Logo.png|200px]]
| align=center| For many people if pirating photoshop wasn't an option back in the day they may not have followed their passion for graphic design.
| align=center| You tried/10.
On """loan""" from /t/ for the forsEEEEEEEEable future.
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 4
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| Design My Cock
| align=center| Redesign It
| align=center| [[File:Design My Cock.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Logo Redesign.png|200px]]
| align=center| Hey /gd/, today we will make the word 'Penis' look nice.
| align=center| Guaranteed replies in three weeks or less.
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| 3
| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| Graphic Design Is My Passion
| align=center| Dodge Tool Crack Pipe
| align=center| [[File:XCF.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Dodge Tool Crack Pipe.png|200px]]
| align=center| {{greentext|using GIMP}}
| align=center| "This is the dodge tool, you use it to make a part of the image brighter. You can remember this because the icon looks like a crack pipe and crack is white"
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 6
| align=center| 16
| align=center| {{Position|RB}}
| align=center| {{greentext|bumping /gd/}}
| align=center| [[File:Bumping GD.png|200px]]
| align=center| No we're not making you a logo, stop bumping your thread.
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| {{Position|RB}}
| align=center| {{Position|RB}}
| align=center| Random Album Art Thread
| align=center| Random Album Art Thread
| align=center| [[File:Random Album Art Thread.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Random Album Art Thread.png|200px]]
| align=center| Another prominent thread where you take a random phrase and image then design it into the sickest album cover of the year.
| align=center| Another prominent thread where you take a random phrase and image then design it into the sickest album cover of the year.
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| Fine Art
| align=center| [[File:ArtAndArch.png|200px]]
| align=center| It turns out people were trying to make visually pleasing images even before the 19th century. News to me but alright sure, it's welcome here.
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| '''[http://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf G R A V I T A T I O N A L]'''
| align=center| '''[http://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf G R A V I T A T I O N A L]'''
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| Edit This Face
| align=center| Neo-Brutalist UI
| align=center| [[File:Edit This Face.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:NeoBrutal.png|200px]]
| align=center| Penises.jpg
| align=center| Is this a style, I'm not sure this is a style. I think maybe this is just something techbros think is a style? I don't know, this might be post ironic? I'm so confused. Lets just assume it's avant garde or something. <br>
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| 5
| align=center| {{Position|AMF}}
| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| Long Shadow Faggotry
| align=center| Read The Sticky
| align=center| [[File:Long Shadow Faggotry.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Read The Sticky.png|200px]]
| align=center| An easy way to make something look /gd/.
| align=center| Welcome to /gd/.
|-bgcolor="FFA6FF"
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| align=center| {{Position|SS}}
| align=center| V A P O R W A V E
| align=center| [[File:Vaporwave.png|200px]]
| align=center| Recapture the dream of a time long past.
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 9
| align=center| 63
| align=center| {{Position|SS}}
| align=center| {{Position|SS}}
| align=center| Dodge Tool Crack Pipe
| align=center| Golden Ratio
| align=center| [[File:Dodge Tool Crack Pipe.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Golden_Ratio.png|200px]]
| align=center| "This is the dodge tool, you use it to make a part of the image brighter. You can remember this because the icon looks like a crack pipe and crack is white"
| align=center| Transcendent design. Emergent in nature. <br>Idealized and unique. Platonic. <br>Massive Hipster Bait.
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| {{Position|RWF}}
| align=center| Lens Flare
| align=center| [[File:Lens Flare.png|200px]]
| align=center| "Lens Flare is always cool" - Kerning the Kat
|}
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|-bgcolor="0047AB"
|-bgcolor="0047AB"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_sci.png|100px]]
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_sci.png|100px]]
| align=center| Professor Kerning
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Professor Kerning</span>
| align=center| {{team_away|sci}}
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|sci}}</span>
| align=center| Giving bad advice gets a lot more high risk in a lab setting.
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Giving bad advice gets a lot more high risk in a lab setting.</span>
|-bgcolor="EE1B2C"
|-bgcolor="EE1B2C"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_o.png|140px]]
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_o.png|140px]]
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| align=center| Kerning Says: Standing on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_X-Jet jet engine] is the future of transportation!
| align=center| Kerning Says: Standing on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_X-Jet jet engine] is the future of transportation!
|-bgcolor="480008"
|-bgcolor="480008"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_r9k.png|260px]]
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_r9k.png|220px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Supreme Gentlecat Kerning</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Supreme Gentlecat Kerning</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|r9k}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|r9k}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">While you were being productive he was perfectly recreating the paint spraycan in photoshop.</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">While you were being productive he was perfectly recreating the paint spraycan in photoshop.</span>
|-bgcolor="E35496"
|-bgcolor="E35496"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_u.png|260px]]
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_u.png|170px]]
| align=center| Kernbey
| align=center| Kernbey
| align=center| {{team_away|u}}
| align=center| {{team_away|u}}
| align=center| Working for exposure has never been a worse idea.
| align=center| Working for exposure has never been a worse idea.
|-bgcolor="FFCC00"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_ck.png|140px]]
| align=center| Kerning Presents: Portrait of the Artist in Cake
| align=center| {{team_away|ck}}
| align=center| This brave work was colored entirely with printer ink, will kill you if you eat it, and is worth over ten thousand dollars.
|-bgcolor="FF8080"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_m.png|250px]]
| align=center| '''<span style="letter-spacing: 5px">G</span>U<span style="letter-spacing: -1px">N</span><span style="letter-spacing: 4px">D</span><span style="letter-spacing: -6px">AM</span>'''<br>Pilot: Kerning
| align=center| {{team_away|m}}
| align=center| This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku!
|-bgcolor="00CC00"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_mu.png|250px]]
| align=center| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilians_(Starfucker_album) Starfucker - Reptilians]
| align=center| {{team_away|mu}}
| align=center| I love to see you crying / So happy when you're sad...
|-bgcolor="480008"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_r9k_2.png|140px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">That Doomer Kerning</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|r9k}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">At the end of the day we have to make the logo beautiful because the product behind it is not. Graphic Design is an idealized world, one without grime and sin. The real world is very different. I'm not sure it's worth fighting for.</span>
|-bgcolor="FFCC00"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_ck_2.png|120px]]
| align=center| Ice Cream Kern
| align=center| {{team_away|ck}}
| align=center| Unreasonably salted ice cream guaranteed to kinda maybe look vaguely like Kerning! Tastes like regret and set pieces.
|-bgcolor="009966"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_f.png|240px]]
| align=center| SpeedyKern
| align=center| {{team_away|f}}
| align=center| In the beginning there was cats, eurobeat, and flash loops.
|-bgcolor="C5ECF8"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning winter 19 final.png|140px]]
| align=center| Hype Video Kerning
| align=center| [[File:WC19_Design_E.png|25px|link=2019 4chan Winter Cup#Quarter Finals]][[2019 4chan Winter Cup#Quarter Finals|WC19]]
| align=center| Those were some good onion rings.
|-bgcolor="E10000"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_block.png|220px]]
| align=center| Dr. Kerncat (aka Kernkatnik)
| align=center| {{team_away|block}}
| align=center| /3/ fell for it! The cup is ours! I'll have to give myself a '''prrrrrrrromotion!'''
|-bgcolor="8BFEEE"
| align=center| [[File:Unknown_Question_Mark.png|140px]]
| align=center| ???
| align=center| {{team_away|cm}}
| align=center| Still owe these guys a kerning...
|-bgcolor="3760AE"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_wg.png|220px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Kern Destroyer</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|wg}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Pictured here is Kerning heroically about to smack into a pole.</span>
|-bgcolor="000000"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_x.png|120px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">"""Alien""" Kerning</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|x}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">I wish I could believe.</span>
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_ref.png|120px]]
| align=center| Red Karding
| align=center| <small>[[File:Summer19_C.png|25px|link=2019 4chan Summer Cup]][[2019 4chan Summer Cup|SC19]]<br>[[File:WoC21_Design_E.png|25px|link=2021 4chan World Cup]][[2021 4chan World Cup|WoC21]]
| align=center| Even after being eliminated from the tournament Kerning was still really eager to see you crying.
|-bgcolor="FF9900"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_an.png|180px]]
| align=center| Lioning
| align=center| {{team_away|an}}
| align=center| ...What do you mean he was already an animal?
|-bgcolor="FCC119"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_biz.png|180px]]
| align=center| RIGGERS HATE HIM!
| align=center| {{team_away|biz}}
| align=center| EVERY YEAR THE GOVERNMENT GIVES AWAY MILLIONS IN FREE KERNINGS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND HIM! CALL TODAY!
|-bgcolor="9900FF"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_v.png|160px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Morganing</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|v}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! Whoa! Looking cool Kerning!</span>
|-bgcolor="751841"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_dsp.png|150px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Professional Bowler and/or 80's Jiggalo Kerning</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|d}}{{team_away|sp}} {{team_away|fa}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">One way or the other, he probably has excellent ball control.</span>
|-bgcolor="FFB90F"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_trv.png|280px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Socially Distant Kerning</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|trv}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">They infected a tiger. No thanks.</span>
|-bgcolor="DAA520"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_s4s.png|160px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Kernsandra</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|s4s}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Free games? You'd be surprise!</span>
|-bgcolor="9966FF"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_mlp.png|300px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Kerning (the janitor [as Scruffy {the janitor}])</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|mlp}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep...</span>
|-bgcolor="3760AE"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_wg_2.png|220px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Kernolic Green Hills</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|wg}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Halfway to making a quality YTMND site!</span>
|-bgcolor="FCC119 "
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_biz_2.png|180px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Koining</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|biz}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Because being paid in exposure is still realer than this.</span>
|-bgcolor="FFCC00"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_ck_3.png|200px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents:</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|ck}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Bistromatics!</span>
|-bgcolor="CC99FF"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_jp_2.png|220px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">4Kerna</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|jp}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">They were neither beef nor chicken.</span>
|-bgcolor="480008"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_r9k_3.png|220px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Rounding</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|r9k}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">"Just leave me alone..." he mutters, while getting harassed by the same team for 6th time.</span>
|-bgcolor="901719"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_p.png|220px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:#6FE8E6">Kerning Nega</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:#6FE8E6">{{team_away|p}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:#6FE8E6">Using a negative filter is a great way to find colors for your logo.</span>
|-bgcolor="9900FF"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_v_2.gif|220px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Gaming Kerning</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|v}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Nothing improves game performance better than flashy and bright colors.</span>
|-bgcolor="61dfeb"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_vt.png|220px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">KernFC</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|vt}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">The other annoying orange vtuber.</span>
|-bgcolor="FDB73B"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_soc.png|220px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Rate My Kern</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|soc}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">People are like logos, just pick the best looking one.</span>
|-bgcolor="EE1B2C"
| align=center| [[File:Pol_kerning.png|160px]]
| align=center| Clowning
| align=center| {{team_away|pol}}
| align=center| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE 🤡]
|-bgcolor="8BFEEE"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_vp.png|180px]]
| align=center| Kerngle
| align=center| {{team_away|vp}}
| align=center| Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore
|-bgcolor="0047AB"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_VeeEssTee.png|120px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Kerncina</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|vst}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">I challenge my fate!!</span>
|-bgcolor="EE1B2C"
|-bgcolor="CC99FF"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_jp_3.png|180px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Kern: Black Kat Of Ill Omen</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|jp}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">honk</span>
|-bgcolor="00CC00"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_mu_2.png|250px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Glitch_Mob The White Stripes – "Seven Nation Army" (The Glitch Mob Remix)]</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|mu}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">They're gonna rip it off / Taking their time right behind my back</span>
|-bgcolor="FFC0C0"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_c_2.png|275px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Tanking</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|c}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">My main battle tank can't be this cute!</span>
|-bgcolor="231F20"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_vst_2.png|300px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Cometing</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|vst}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Milord, I bring grim tiding from the heavens.</span>
|-bgcolor="749755"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_b.png|180px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Kern's Closed</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|b}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">For all the true bobbas.</span>
|-bgcolor="0047AB"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_sci_2.png|250px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Wiring (DO NOT CONSTRUCT)</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|sci}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Listen, all I'm saying is if your invention hasn't actually electrocuted anyone yet, how can you KNOW it's actually dangerous?</span>
|-bgcolor="F7F6D3"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_Spr22.png|250px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Kern's Up!</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">[[File:SBC22 Design D.png|25px|link=2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Quarter Finals]][[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Quarter Finals|SBC22]]</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Riding that wave of hubris all the way to summer</span>
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Latest revision as of 01:40, 29 May 2023

Main Article: /gd/

Players

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Eleven

No. Position Name Picture Description
1
  GK
Untitled-1.AI AI.png I'll name it later.
4
  LB
Aesthetic Flags of the World Aesthetic Flags of the World.png Good branding isn't just for soulless corporations. Keep it clean. Keep it simple. Make a statement. You are here.
9
  CB
The Damn Robots Are Coming For My Job Damnrobot.png They're coming for your job too, but we want to brag that we were made obsolete first because there aren't any complex hand shapes in graphic design.
91
  CB
Corporate Memphis Corpmeme.png A utopian narrative for a dystopian world. Graphical Muzak.
21
  RB
Edit This Face Edit This Face.png I need someone to turn this girl into stone. Please stop asking questions as to why.
  DMF
Minimalism Minimalism.png ...
19
  CMF
Graphic Design Is My Passion XCF.png >using GIMP
43
  CMF
>>>/wsr/ Arr.png "Hey /gd/ could you photosho-"
No, fuck off. >>>/wsr/
10
  AMF
Helvetica Helvetica.png The most common font in the world. Swiss masterpiece.
2
  SS
Glitch Art Glitch Art.png HELVETICA TO KERNING, GLITCH ART! IT'S TWO, IT'S TWO!
11
  CF
Kerning the Kat Kerning.png The friendly graphic design advice cat that you should always listen to.

Is also Satan incarnate.

Substitutes

No. Position Name Picture Description
🌭
  GK
Untitled-1.JPG Untitled1jpg.png Do I look like I know what a jaypeg is? I just want a picture o̷f̡ ̡͜͞a ̡̢g̶̷̛o̕͘t̶̀d̵́͢a͟͜͠n̸͞g͠ ͟h̕o͏̸t́d͝͏͞o̢͞͏g̸͜.
13
  LB
Font Share Thread Font Share Thread.png A thread where you request and share fonts.
Prominent thread on /gd/ that has been around for ages.
14
  CB
Rate My Logo Rate My Logo.png You tried/10.
15
  CB
Redesign It Logo Redesign.png Guaranteed replies in three weeks or less.
3
  CB
Dodge Tool Crack Pipe Dodge Tool Crack Pipe.png "This is the dodge tool, you use it to make a part of the image brighter. You can remember this because the icon looks like a crack pipe and crack is white"
16
  RB
Random Album Art Thread Random Album Art Thread.png Another prominent thread where you take a random phrase and image then design it into the sickest album cover of the year.
150
  CMF
Fine Art ArtAndArch.png It turns out people were trying to make visually pleasing images even before the 19th century. News to me but alright sure, it's welcome here.
22
  CMF
Pepsi Universe Pepsi Universe.png G R A V I T A T I O N A L
8
  CMF
Neo-Brutalist UI NeoBrutal.png Is this a style, I'm not sure this is a style. I think maybe this is just something techbros think is a style? I don't know, this might be post ironic? I'm so confused. Lets just assume it's avant garde or something.
5
  CMF
Read The Sticky Read The Sticky.png Welcome to /gd/.
12
  SS
V A P O R W A V E Vaporwave.png Recapture the dream of a time long past.
63
  SS
Golden Ratio Golden Ratio.png Transcendent design. Emergent in nature.
Idealized and unique. Platonic.
Massive Hipster Bait.

Kernings

Picture Name Opposing Team Description
Kerning classic.png Kerning TBD icon.png TBD Classic Kern. Whenever /gd/ is too busy trying not to lose you'll see the one true Kerning.
Kerning sci.png Professor Kerning Sci icon.png /sci/ Giving bad advice gets a lot more high risk in a lab setting.
Kerning o.png Coning O icon.png /o/ Thinks there's nothing wrong with using cursive fonts on street signs.
Kerning jp.png 悪い助言猫 Jp icon.png /jp/ 私のホバークラフトはうなぎで満たされています
Kerning n.png Kerning On The Way Cool Rocket N icon.png /n/ Kerning Says: Standing on a jet engine is the future of transportation!
Kerning r9k.png Supreme Gentlecat Kerning R9k icon.png /r9k/ While you were being productive he was perfectly recreating the paint spraycan in photoshop.
Kerning u.png Kernbey U icon.png /u/ Working for exposure has never been a worse idea.
Kerning ck.png Kerning Presents: Portrait of the Artist in Cake Ck icon.png /ck/ This brave work was colored entirely with printer ink, will kill you if you eat it, and is worth over ten thousand dollars.
Kerning m.png GUNDAM
Pilot: Kerning
M icon.png /m/ This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku!
Kerning mu.png Starfucker - Reptilians Mu icon.png /mu/ I love to see you crying / So happy when you're sad...
Kerning r9k 2.png That Doomer Kerning R9k icon.png /r9k/ At the end of the day we have to make the logo beautiful because the product behind it is not. Graphic Design is an idealized world, one without grime and sin. The real world is very different. I'm not sure it's worth fighting for.
Kerning ck 2.png Ice Cream Kern Ck icon.png /ck/ Unreasonably salted ice cream guaranteed to kinda maybe look vaguely like Kerning! Tastes like regret and set pieces.
Kerning f.png SpeedyKern F icon.png /f/ In the beginning there was cats, eurobeat, and flash loops.
Kerning winter 19 final.png Hype Video Kerning WC19 Design E.pngWC19 Those were some good onion rings.
Kerning block.png Dr. Kerncat (aka Kernkatnik) Block icon.png /block/ /3/ fell for it! The cup is ours! I'll have to give myself a prrrrrrrromotion!
Unknown Question Mark.png ??? Cm icon.png /cm/ Still owe these guys a kerning...
Kerning wg.png Kern Destroyer Wg icon.png /wg/ Pictured here is Kerning heroically about to smack into a pole.
Kerning x.png """Alien""" Kerning X icon.png /x/ I wish I could believe.
Kerning ref.png Red Karding Summer19 C.pngSC19
WoC21 Design E.pngWoC21
Even after being eliminated from the tournament Kerning was still really eager to see you crying.
Kerning an.png Lioning An icon.png /an/ ...What do you mean he was already an animal?
Kerning biz.png RIGGERS HATE HIM! Biz icon.png /biz/ EVERY YEAR THE GOVERNMENT GIVES AWAY MILLIONS IN FREE KERNINGS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND HIM! CALL TODAY!
Kerning v.png Morganing V icon.png /v/ Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! Whoa! Looking cool Kerning!
Kerning dsp.png Professional Bowler and/or 80's Jiggalo Kerning D icon.png /d/Sp icon.png /sp/ Fa icon.png /fa/ One way or the other, he probably has excellent ball control.
Kerning trv.png Socially Distant Kerning Trv icon.png /trv/ They infected a tiger. No thanks.
Kerning s4s.png Kernsandra S4s icon.png /s4s/ Free games? You'd be surprise!
Kerning mlp.png Kerning (the janitor [as Scruffy {the janitor}]) Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep...
Kerning wg 2.png Kernolic Green Hills Wg icon.png /wg/ Halfway to making a quality YTMND site!
Kerning biz 2.png Koining Biz icon.png /biz/ Because being paid in exposure is still realer than this.
Kerning ck 3.png Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: Ck icon.png /ck/ Bistromatics!
Kerning jp 2.png 4Kerna Jp icon.png /jp/ They were neither beef nor chicken.
Kerning r9k 3.png Rounding R9k icon.png /r9k/ "Just leave me alone..." he mutters, while getting harassed by the same team for 6th time.
Kerning p.png Kerning Nega P icon.png /p/ Using a negative filter is a great way to find colors for your logo.
Kerning v 2.gif Gaming Kerning V icon.png /v/ Nothing improves game performance better than flashy and bright colors.
Kerning vt.png KernFC Vt icon.png /vt/ The other annoying orange vtuber.
Kerning soc.png Rate My Kern Soc icon.png /soc/ People are like logos, just pick the best looking one.
Pol kerning.png Clowning Pol icon.png /pol/ 🤡
Kerning vp.png Kerngle Vp icon.png /vp/ Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore
Kerning VeeEssTee.png Kerncina Vst icon.png /vst/ I challenge my fate!!
Kerning jp 3.png Kern: Black Kat Of Ill Omen Jp icon.png /jp/ honk
Kerning mu 2.png The White Stripes – "Seven Nation Army" (The Glitch Mob Remix) Mu icon.png /mu/ They're gonna rip it off / Taking their time right behind my back
Kerning c 2.png Tanking C icon.png /c/ My main battle tank can't be this cute!
Kerning vst 2.png Cometing Vst icon.png /vst/ Milord, I bring grim tiding from the heavens.
Kerning b.png Kern's Closed B icon.png /b/ For all the true bobbas.
Kerning sci 2.png Wiring (DO NOT CONSTRUCT) Sci icon.png /sci/ Listen, all I'm saying is if your invention hasn't actually electrocuted anyone yet, how can you KNOW it's actually dangerous?
Kerning Spr22.png Kern's Up! SBC22 Design D.pngSBC22 Riding that wave of hubris all the way to summer