/k/

/k/
A MAGICAL PLACE
/k/ - Weapons
Founded August, 2011 IRL manager Desert Eagle !!PUUQhs84Yb3 Team colors Chat color 669933 Olive Drab Ranking 20 Highest rank 3 (June, 2012) Lowest rank 55 (January 26, 2014) Top scorer Deagle Brand Deagle (12) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /k/ - Weapons Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 10 8 13 31 32.26%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /k/  4–2  /tg/ 6 January 2012 Biggest defeat /k/  1–7  /mu/ 08 February, 2013 First match /k/  3–4  /fit/ 6 August 2011
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Soviet March Goal horn Vozdushno Desantnye Voyska
Kits

You've got to shoot to score, and that's one thing that /k/ certainly aren't afraid of doing. After misfiring in the 2011 Summer Cup, /k/ returned locked and loaded for the 2012 Winter Cup. After a string of dominating results in the winter friendlies orchestrated by AK-47 and co, including three results that caused a famous crisis in the /sp/ camp, /k/ seemed armed and dangerous going into the tournament. Despite an initial scare with a penalty kick victory over /mu/, they settled into the tournament quickly and set their sights on the cup. A spectacular 4-2 victory over pre-tournament favorites /tg/ saw /k/ truely set themselves apart from the crowd, and on their path to glory. Eventually, /k/ overcame a powerful /sp/ side in the final and became Winter Cup Champions. However, ownership issues have resulted in a complete revamp of the team, and the championship winning players have been replaced with new stars that are popular with the loyal fans. Unfortunately, this put /k/ in a slump that has no signs of ending any time soon. Will /k/ ever return anywhere near its former glory? Find out in the upcoming 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers.

History

2012 4chan Summer Cup

Though /k/'s early history saw them become the second 4chan cup champions, a new format was approaching in the 2012 4chan Summer Cup. There were numerous players from the Winter Cup roster that were replaced. Fans wondered many things as the Summer Cup was approaching. Have these tactical and personnel changes turned /k/ into something unrecognizable? Will it disrupt the winning mentality that gained old /k/ so much success? How will the new players cope with the pressure of being the number 1 seed? With two draws and a loss in the friendlies prior to the Summer Cup, /k/'s fate looked grim. As /k/'s cup campaign began, there was some hope for glory as they were winning 3-1 against /mu/ by the 71st minute of the match. These hopes were quickly dashed as /mu/ came back with two goals in the last 3 minutes of the match, leaving both teams with one point after a 3-3 draw. /sci/ was hoping to keep themselves alive in the cup after a 5-0 loss to /int/, but /k/ shot them down in a hard fought match were /k/ won 4-3. This win proved to be vital, since it was the only win /k/ ended up needing to advance to the next round. /int/'s rampage continued with /k/ doing little to try and stop them in a 5-1 loss for the defending champions. /x/ would be the next opponent, and as much as they succeeded in scaring /k/ with a 2-1 lead at half time, /k/ came back in the second half like champions, winning the match 3-2. After the last tournament's upset victory in the final, many fans were hoping for a repeat after /sp/ was accused of another match fixing scandal. /k/ sadly couldn't deliver the same performance as last time and lost 2-0 to /sp/.

2013 4chan Winter Cup

Without a single win in the friendlies that followed the 2012 4chan Summer Cup, /k/ was drawn in a relatively easy group. Things started disastrously with a then record 7-1 defeat to /mu/. After conceding four to an /n/ side crippled with poor conditioning, the group minnow /o/ added insult to injury with a 4-1 defeat that had to be replayed after a crash in the game. /k/ came 31st of 32nd with a -11 goal difference.

2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup

As time continued to go by, /k/ simply could not get any wins. With management abandoning the team, /k/'s fans had no choice but to hope for the best in the Babby Cup group stage. The little reputation that remained for /k/ was crushed after a dull 2-0 loss to /h/. Though the scoreline for the next match suggests that /k/ at least tried their best, the match itself had little signs of change in /k/'s fortunes. /soc/ won 3-2 with one of /k/'s goals coming from yet another >ProActive AI moment. /k/'s former manager, Diplo, returned to the team in time for the last group stage match against /s/ where /k/ once again delivered a bad performance in a 3-0 loss.

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

In the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, /k/ got their first official win of the year, and then drew against /wsg/ just before the actual cup. This decent form came in part due to new management, but once the cup came around, the manager abandoned the team for reasons that are unknown to this day. The team performed poorly once again, leaving the Autumn Babby Cup group stage with zero points, a result that sent /k/ down to the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers.

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK Stoppan Powar #   CB NevahBinDunBefo #   CB Nex Alea #   CB Slavshit #   RB Hoppes No. 9 #   LB Assault Clips #   CMF Cawadooty #   CMF Moist Nugget #   AMF NAVY SEAL PASTA #   SS DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE #   CF Zergface

No. Position Player #   GK /ak/ #   GK Castle Doctrine #   CB Ivan Chesnokov #   RB Cosmoline #   LB OPERATOR #   CB Mall Ninja #   RB Oz. of Weed #   LB Noguns #   CMF Wound Vectors #   CB 10mm Is Best mm #   CB Flammenwerfer #   CMF Obrez

Formation and Tactics

Coming after the 2014 Winter Cup

Skill Cards

ZERGFACE - Goal Poacher, Speeding Bullet, Incisive Run, Long Ranger
DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE - Dummy Runner, Trickster, Early Cross, First-time Shot
NAVY SEAL PASTA - Long Range Drive, Long Ball Expert, Early Cross

Exports

Summer Friendlies Version
Autumn Baby's Deadline Version.

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/fit/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 L	???
August, 2011	/mu/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	???
January 5, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 (7-6) W	Mossberg12Gaug  22'
January 6, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-2 W	Ruger 9MM  33' S&W 38 Revolver  47' AK-47  68', 90+2'
January 7, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	AK-47  12', 89'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	AK-47  79' Mossberg12Gaug  85'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Ruger 9MM  1', 33'
February 26, 2012	/m/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  30' Zergface  45' Glocknade  70'
March 4, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	???
May 12, 2012	/n/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Zergface  25'
May 26, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle  31'
June 9, 2012	/po/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	72'
July 13, 2012	/mu/	Group Stage SC2012	3-3 D	Nex Alea  31' Zergface  65' 10MM is best MM  71'
July 14, 2012	/sci/	Group Stage SC2012	4-3 W	Zergface  2' Deagle Brand Deagle  11' (90+1) BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  18'
July 15, 2012	/int/	Group Stage SC2012	5-1 L	Zergface  67'
July 20, 2012	/x/	Preliminaries SC2012	3-2 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  40', 55' Ivan Chesnokov  82'
July 21, 2012	/sp/	Quarter-Finals SC2012	2-0 L
August 19, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 L	Zergface  6' Moist Nugget  90'
September 15, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Moist Nugget  37' Zergrush  72'
September 23, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  18'
December 8, 2012	/mlp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  15' Deagle Brand Deagle  49'
February 8, 2013	/mu/	Group Stage WC2013	7-1 L	Deagle Brand Deagle  5'
February 10, 2013	/n/	Group Stage WC2013	4-2 L	Zergface  42', 76'
February 16, 2013	/o/	Group Stage WC2013	4-1 L	Zergface  2'
April 5, 2013	/hm/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle  14'
April 6, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
May 4, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
May 10, 2013	/soc/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	Deagle Brand Deagle  68', 88'
May 12, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
July 19, 2013	/vr/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  17' BBBBRRRRTTTT  49' Zergface  58'
September 28, 2013	/wsg/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Zergface  12'
November 16, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 L
November 22, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-1 L	Zergface  71'
November 24, 2013	/jp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 L

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 25, 2012	/o/	Trip Cup Quarterfinals	4-0 W	BRRRRRTTTTTT  17' Deagle Brand Deagle  21' Zergface  58' Moist Nugget  68'
November 25, 2012	/mlp/	Trip Cup Semifinals	2-2 (4-5) L	Zergface  28', 118'
November 25, 2012	/sp/	Trip Cup Third Place Match	3-1 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  24' Wound Vectors  42' Zergface  58'
October 12, 2013	/jp/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle  26'
October 12, 2013	/pol/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	BBRRRRRRRTTTTT  54'
October 13, 2013	/int/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	Zergface  62'

Rivalries

/k/omandos vs /sp/artans

A rivalry that was first truly realized in the finals of the 2012 Winter Cup. /k/ The People's Team, a group of men from all walks of life. Prior to the finals, /k/ had defeated /sp/ in winners bracket play and three additional times in friendlies. /sp/ finally won a 3-0 shut out in the first leg of the finals but /k/ came back to knock off /sp/ 2-1. /k/'s Heroic run in the finals saw them defeat a team with some of 4chan's most elite players including George Costanza, Messi, and Da Burrs. In the process, /sp/ was once again prevented from winning the cup, and /k/ earned their eternal hate.

Honors

• 2012 4chan Winter Cup: Champions
• Trip Cup: 3rd Place