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A former championship team that fell into dark times, /k/ is a rebounding team that will be playing next in the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup.
History
Early 4chan Cups
After misfiring in the 2011 Summer Cup, /k/ returned locked and loaded for the 2012 Winter Cup. Following a string of dominating results in the winter friendlies orchestrated by AK-47 and co, including three results that caused a famous crisis in the /sp/ camp, /k/ seemed armed and dangerous going into the tournament. Despite an initial scare with a penalty kick victory over /mu/, they settled into the tournament quickly and set their sights on the cup. A spectacular 4-2 victory over pre-tournament favorites /tg/ saw /k/ truly set themselves apart from the crowd, and on their path to glory. Eventually, /k/ overcame a powerful /sp/ side in the final and became Winter Cup Champions.
2012 4chan Summer Cup
Though /k/'s early history saw them become 4chan cup champions, a new format was approaching in the 2012 4chan Summer Cup. There were numerous players from the Winter Cup roster that were replaced. Fans wondered many things as the Summer Cup was approaching. Have these tactical and personnel changes turned /k/ into something unrecognizable? Will it disrupt the winning mentality that gained old /k/ so much success? How will the new players cope with the pressure of being the number 1 seed? With two draws and a loss in the friendlies prior to the Summer Cup, /k/'s fate looked grim.
As /k/'s cup campaign began, there was some hope for glory as they were winning 3-1 against /mu/ by the 71st minute of the match. These hopes were quickly dashed as /mu/ came back with two goals in the last 3 minutes of the match, leaving both teams with one point after a 3-3 draw. /sci/ was hoping to keep themselves alive in the cup after a 5-0 loss to /int/, but /k/ shot them down in a hard fought match were /k/ won 4-3. This win proved to be vital, since it was the only win /k/ ended up needing to advance to the next round. /int/'s rampage continued with /k/ doing little to try and stop them in a 5-1 loss for the defending champions. /x/ would be the next opponent, and as much as they succeeded in scaring /k/ with a 2-1 lead at half time, /k/ came back in the second half like champions, winning the match 3-2.
After the last tournament's upset victory in the final, many fans were hoping for a repeat after /sp/ was accused of another match fixing scandal. /k/ sadly couldn't deliver the same performance as last time and lost 2-0 to /sp/.
2013 4chan Winter Cup
Without a single win in the friendlies that followed the 2012 4chan Summer Cup, /k/ was drawn in a relatively easy group. Things started disastrously with a then record 7-1 defeat to /mu/. After conceding four to an /n/ side crippled with poor conditioning, the group minnow /o/ added insult to injury with a 4-1 defeat that had to be replayed after a crash in the game. /k/ came 31st of 32nd with a -11 goal difference.
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
As time continued to go by, /k/ simply could not get any wins. With management abandoning the team, /k/'s fans had no choice but to hope for the best in the Babby Cup group stage. The little reputation that remained for /k/ was crushed after a dull 2-0 loss to /h/. Though the scoreline for the next match suggests that /k/ at least tried their best, the match itself had little signs of change in /k/'s fortunes. /soc/ won 3-2 with one of /k/'s goals coming from yet another >ProActive AI moment. /k/'s former manager, Diplo, returned to the team in time for the last group stage match against /s/ where /k/ once again delivered a bad performance in a 3-0 loss.
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
In the 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies, /k/ got their first official win of the year, and then drew against /wsg/ just before the actual cup. This decent form came in part due to new management, but once the cup came around, the manager abandoned the team for reasons that are unknown to this day. The team performed poorly once again, leaving the Autumn Babby Cup group stage with zero points, a result that sent /k/ down to the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers.
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
A while before the cup started, the qualifying round that /k/ would have had to play was cancelled.
However, the new babby cup format seemed to throw a recently revived team to the wolves as /k/ was drawn with /co/ and /adv/, two teams which were only recently relegated, /pol/, who was also a favorite to top the group, and the minnows of /lit/. Once the cup began, it looked to be another disastrous run as /lit/ got an upset 2-0 victory over the /k/ommandos. Despite the poor display in the first match, /k/ shocked the viewers in the next bout with a strong 3-1 victory over /pol/. Said match saw the discovery of a PES 2014 glitch with marking a corner kick taker. /adv/ got a draw against /k/ with possibly one of the most hilarious goalkeeping blunders in 4chan cup history, courtesy of Castle Doctrine. In spite of /k/'s constant attacks, Captain Hindsight kept the ball from going in again after Zergface's early goal.
In the final group E showdown, it was time to do or die against /co/, and /k/ was triumphant. This 2-0 win sent /k/ back to a main cup for the first time since the 2013 Winter Cup. In the Spring Babby Cup round of 16, another major blunder from Castle Doctrine combined with a Cawadooty red card ended /k/'s run in a 2-0 loss to /diy/.
A fan image made in reference to Zergface's hat trick against /pol/
Castle Doctrine realizes the weight of his blunder against /adv/
/k/ salute the fans after a gigantic win against /co/ - the /k/ommandos were finally back in a major 4chan cup
2014 4chan Summer Cup
With two wins in the friendlies just before the cup, /k/ looked to keep up the good form in their return a top tier cup. Unfortunately, this level of competition got /k/ off to a very slow start. In their first Summer Cup match in two years, /k/ once again lost to /mu/ with Talentless Hack scoring the only goal in a 1-0 defeat. The offense did not improve in the next match as /k/ drew 0-0 against /ic/. Surprisingly, some fortunate events happened in the last fixture that gave /k/ a chance to remain in the major cups.
In the final Group B fixture, /ic/ lost 1-0 to /mu/, meaning that /k/ had to win by at least 3 goals to take second place in the group. More realistically, /k/ could at least hope for a 2-0 win against /wg/ that forced a tiebreaking playoff against /ic/, and that's exactly what happened. The 2013 Summer Cup champions of /wg/ had been on a slump since those days and /k/ showed no mercy: Deagle Brand Deagle and NEVAHBINDUNBEFO ended /wg/'s elite era with a massive 2-0 victory for /k/. Sadly, /k/ could not perform like that against /ic/ in the playoff that ended the matchday. Though Stoppan Powar played his heart out for the team, /k/ was sent back to the babbies with a 2-0 loss.
New custom faces made their debut in the team's ill-fated rematch against /mu/
/wg/ and /k/'s players as they were before their climactic encounter
/ic/ making their way to the pitch for the tiebreaking playoff
2014 4chan Autumn Cup
/k/ signed up for the Autumn Babby Cup, hoping to quickly rebound from their relegation. Going into their first match with /3/, they had high expectations, but an own goal by DMF /ak/ nearly cost them the game, forcing them to settle for a draw. The next match against new founding side /t/ saw /k/ surprised by halftime pira/t/e comeback, handing another disappointing result. /k/ would be able to hold a surging /b/ side to a 0-0 thriller on an impressive performance from goal keeper Stoppan Powar (earning his record 7th clean sheet), but it left /k/ with only 2 points in the group before their last game. /b/ and /3/'s wins in their third matches statistically eliminated both /d/ and /k/ before the final group match. The final group match was nothing but a slaughter, has a porous /k/ defense allowed in /d/eviant thrusts in every hole. The defeat tied /k/'s worst and earned /d/ their first victory in 463 days and their largest ever. /k/ finished the group in last position and unable to participate in Winter.
The first look of /k/ stadium, which debuted during the 2014 Autumn Cup
2015 4chan Spring Cup
Looking to rebound from their Autumn thrashing, /k/ was drawn into Group F for the late breaking Spring Cup into the company of /n/, /vg/, /hm/, and autumn nemesis /d/. Though bringing in a revitalized team, dotted with new faces and returning players, /k/ seemed one of the outliers, expected by most to come short of advancing in the competition. /k/ wasted no time, however, and shot out the gate with a 5' goal against /vg/ in their opening match. The Generals would equalize at 85' however, managing to save a point, but missing out on a game many expected them to win. The /k/ommandos suffered a slight scare against /hm/: first, /k/ took a 2-0 lead and then fell to the meme of the most dangerous lead. Fortunately, the /k/ommandos fought back and got a 4-2 win in the end. The third match was a chance for revenge against /d/, and while the match was much more tense and close than the previous one, /d/ won again. This loss combined with other results put /k/ in a situation where they had to defeat /n/ by 3 in order to advance to the Summer Cup. Though /k/ managed to get a win against /n/, this 2-1 win felt like a loss since it kept /n/ in second place, and /k/ in third.
Roster
Main Article: /k/ Roster.
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Export and Aesthetics
Match History
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| August, 2011 |  /fit/
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 4-3 L | ??? |
| August, 2011 |  /mu/
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2011 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1 L | ??? |
| January 5, 2012 | /mu/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 1-1 (7-6) W |
Mossberg12Gaug  22'
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| January 6, 2012 |  /tg/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 4-2 W | Ruger 9MM 33' S&W 38 Revolver 47'AK-47 68', 90+2'
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| January 7, 2012 |  /x/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 2-1 W | AK-47 12', 89'
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| January 8, 2012 |  /sp/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 2-1 W | AK-47 79' Mossberg12Gaug 85'
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| January 8, 2012 | /sp/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 3-0 L | |
| January 8, 2012 | /sp/
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2012 4chan Winter Cup | 2-1 W | Ruger 9MM 1', 33'
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| February 26, 2012 |  /m/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 W | Deagle Brand Deagle 30' Zergface 45'Glocknade 70'
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| March 4, 2012 | /fit/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-3 W | ??? |
| May 12, 2012 |  /n/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 4-1 L | Zergface 25'
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| May 26, 2012 |  /an/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Deagle Brand Deagle 31'
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| June 9, 2012 |  /po/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D |  72'
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| July 13, 2012 | /mu/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 3-3 D | Nex Alea 31' Zergface 65'10MM is best MM 71'
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| July 14, 2012 |  /sci/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 4-3 W | Zergface 2' Deagle Brand Deagle 11', 90+1'BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 18'
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| July 15, 2012 |  /int/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 5-1 L | Zergface 67'
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| July 20, 2012 | /x/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 3-2 W | Deagle Brand Deagle 40', 55' Ivan Chesnokov 82'
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| July 21, 2012 | /sp/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 2-0 L | |
| August 19, 2012 |  /gif/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-2 L | Zergface 6' Moist Nugget 90'
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| September 15, 2012 |  /pol/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Moist Nugget 37' Zergrush 72'
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| September 23, 2012 |  /g/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 18'
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| December 8, 2012 |  /mlp/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 15' Deagle Brand Deagle 49'
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| February 8, 2013 | /mu/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 7-1 L | Deagle Brand Deagle 5'
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| February 10, 2013 | /n/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 4-2 L | Zergface 42', 76'
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| February 16, 2013 |  /o/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 4-1 L | Zergface 2'
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| April 5, 2013 |  /hm/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Deagle Brand Deagle 14'
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| April 6, 2013 | /x/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-0 L | |
| May 4, 2013 |  /h/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-0 L | |
| May 10, 2013 |  /soc/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-3 L | Deagle Brand Deagle 68', 88'
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| May 12, 2013 |  /s/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-3 L | |
| July 19, 2013 |  /vr/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 3-2 W | Deagle Brand Deagle 17' BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 49'Zergface 58'
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| September 28, 2013 |  /wsg/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Zergface 12'
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| November 16, 2013 |  /lgbt/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-0 L | |
| November 22, 2013 |  /y/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 5-1 L | Zergface 71'
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| November 24, 2013 |  /jp/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-0 L | |
| April 6, 2014 |  /lit/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-0 L | |
| April 12, 2014 | /pol/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-1 W | Zergface 62', 65', 90+'
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| April 18, 2014 |  /adv/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Zergface 3'
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| April 20, 2014 |  /co/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-0 W | Zergface 45+' Navy Seal Pasta 65'
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| April 26, 2014 |  /diy/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-0 L | |
| May 31, 2014 | /mlp/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Moist Nugget 77'
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| June 8, 2014 |  /cm/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Deagle Brand Deagle 34'
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| July 18, 2014 | /mu/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup | 1-0 L | |
| July 20, 2014 |  /ic/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup | 0-0 D | |
| July 26, 2014 |  /wg/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup | 2-0 W | Deagle Brand Deagle 12' NEVAHBINDUNBEFO 89'
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| October 18, 2014 |  /3/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-2 D | Zergface 10', 81'
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| October 24, 2014 |  /t/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1 L | Vining 18'
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| October 26, 2014 |  /b/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-0 D | |
| November 2, 2014 |  /d/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 7-1 L | Zergface 26'
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| April 25, 2015 |  /vg/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Ivan Chesnokov 5'
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| May 1, 2015 | /hm/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 4-2 W | Zergface 7', 19' BRRRRRTT 69'Ragnar the Legitimate 90+'
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| May 8, 2015 | /d/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-2 L | Zergface 44' Ragnar the Legitimate 90+'
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| May 10, 2015 | /n/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up 6' Zergface 24'
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Invitationals/Other
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| November 25, 2012 | /o/
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Trip Cup Quarterfinals | 4-0 W | BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 17' Deagle Brand Deagle 21'Zergface 58'Moist Nugget 68'
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| November 25, 2012 | /mlp/
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Trip Cup Semifinals | 2-2 (4-5) L |
Zergface 28', 118'
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| November 25, 2012 | /sp/
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Trip Cup Third Place Match | 3-1 W | Deagle Brand Deagle 24' Wound Vectors 42'Zergface 58'
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| October 12, 2013 | /jp/
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2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 1-1 D | Deagle Brand Deagle 26'
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| October 12, 2013 | /pol/
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2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 1-0 W | BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT 54'
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| October 13, 2013 | /int/
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2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 1-3 L | Zergface 62'
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| July 26, 2014 | /ic/
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2014 Summer Cup Group Stage Playoff | 0-2 L | |
| January 18, 2015 | /int/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 0-2 L | |
| January 25, 2015 |  /out/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Moist Nugget 64'
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Goalscorers Table
| Player | Goals |
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| Zergface | 20 |
| Deagle Brand Deagle | 14 |
| AK-47 | 5 |
| BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT | 4 |
| Moist Nugget | 3 |
| Ruger 9MM | 3 |
| Ivan Chesnokov | 2 |
| Mossberg12Gaug | 2 |
| Navy Seal Pasta | 1 |
| Zergrush | 1 |
| 10MM is best MM | 1 |
| Nex Alea | 1 |
| Glocknade | 1 |
| S&W 38 Revolver | 1 |
| NEVABINDUNBEFO | 1 |
| Vining | 1 |
Invitational goals are not counted here.
Rivalries
/k/omandos vs /sp/artans
A rivalry that was first truly realized in the finals of the 2012 Winter Cup. /k/ The People's Team, a group of men from all walks of life. Prior to the finals, /k/ had defeated /sp/ in winners bracket play and three additional times in friendlies. /sp/ finally won a 3-0 shut out in the first leg of the finals but /k/ came back to knock off /sp/ 2-1. /k/'s Heroic run in the finals saw them defeat a team with some of 4chan's most elite players including George Costanza, Messi, and Da Burrs. In the process, /sp/ was once again prevented from winning the cup, and /k/ earned their eternal hate.
Honors
- 2012 4chan Winter Cup: Champions
- Trip Cup: 3rd Place
- 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Goalhorn
Past Logos
/k/'s logo after winning the 2012 Winter Cup
Another logo used in the old wikidot page
Team Newspaper
/k/ravda is a newspaper made by Miles_Paratus !!IhJa9y3np3I for info about the team and recent 4chan cup events.
Issue no. 1 (March 10, 2014)
Issue no. 2 (March 22, 2014)
Issue no. 3 (April 5, 2014)
Issue no. 4 (April 11, 2014)
Issue no. 5 (April 14, 2014)
Issue no. 6 (April 19, 2014)
Issue no. 7 (April 22, 2014)
Issue no. 8 (April 27, 2014)
Issue no. 9 (April 30, 2014)
Issue no. 10 (May 18, 2014)
Issue no. 11 (May 21, 2014)
Issue no. 12 (May 31, 2014)
Issue no. 13 (June 2, 2014)
Issue no. 14 (June 7, 2014)
Issue no. 15 (June 9, 2014)
Issue no. 16 (July 3, 2014)
Issue no. 17 (July 4, 2014)
Issue no. 18 (July 5, 2014)
Issue no. 19 (July 9, 2014)
Issue no. 20 (July 16, 2014)
Issue no. 21 (July 18, 2014)
Issue no. 22 (July 19, 2014)
Issue no. 23 (July 21, 2014)
Issue no. 24 (July 26, 2014)
Issue no. 25 (July 27, 2014)
Issue no. 26 (August 4, 2014)
Issue no. 27 (September 1, 2014)
Issue no. 28 (September 22, 2014)
Issue no. 29 (September 26, 2014)
Issue no. 30 (October 2, 2014)
Issue no. 31 (October 4, 2014)
Issue no. 32 (October 6, 2014)
Issue no. 33 (October 13, 2014)
Issue no. 34 (October 16, 2014)
Issue no. 35 (October 17, 2014)
Issue no. 36 (October 18, 2014)
Issue no. 37 (October 20, 2014)
Issue no. 38 (October 23, 2014)
Issue no. 39 (October 24, 2014)
Issue no. 40 (October 25, 2014)
Issue no. 41 (October 29, 2014)
Issue no. 42 (October 31, 2014)
Issue no. 43 (November 1, 2014)
Issue no. 44 (November 9, 2014)
Issue no. 45 (January 13, 2015)
Issue no. 46 (January 17, 2015)
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