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One might be surprised at the crossover between historians and people who just wanna shoot, stab, cut, and blow stuff up innawoods. But consider, if you will, the following examples (given in no particular order):
The cannon changed sieges, battles, and the course of history as we know it - from rattling defenders at Constantinople's walls (lmao rip), to shredding the Krauts at Breitenfield with canister shot, to pummeling the battlefields of the First World War.
Genghis Khan's soldiers used recurve bows that were lighter, easier to shoot, and more powerful than the English longbow, capable of being fired while riding a horse in the other direction. The Mongols created the largest empire the world had ever seen in just 20 years.
Towards the end of the 19th century, Hiram Maxim invents the machine gun and changes warfare forever.
The Bronze Age Collapse was caused, among other reasons, by the spread of iron metallurgy and new military tactics. That's a cool chariot army, King whoever-the-fuck you are - now taste my cast iron spears and longswords.
I mean, consider that the entirety of 20th-century history, up to and including the geo-political landscape of ''right the fuck now'' was shaped by just two countries with very large bombs.
Hence, /khis/.




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== Matches==
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| align=center|2-0 W
| align=center|{{goal|38}} The Firebombing Has Escalated <br> {{goal|59}} Papal Crossbow Ban<small>
| align=center|19 March 2022
|[https://implying.fun/video/ttc6/2022-03-19/?t=2:24:11.0 >fun archive]
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| align=center|{{team away|pwv}}
| align=center|1-1 D
| align=center|Butcher Haig {{goal|7}}<small>
| align=center|20 March 2022
|[https://implying.fun/video/ttc6/2022-03-20/?t=3:49:50.0 >fun archive]
|-bgcolor="ffccccc"
| align=center|{{team away|3vr}}
| align=center|1-2 L
| align=center|{{goal|61}} Butcher Haig<small>
| align=center|25 March 2022
|[https://implying.fun/video/ttc6/2022-03-26/?t=3:13:53.0 >fun archive]
|-bgcolor="ccffCC"
| style="background:#FFFAD4" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Tag_Team_Cup_6#Round_of_12|Round of 12]]
| align=center|{{team away|toyco}}
| align=center| 2-1 W
| align=center|Butcher Haig {{goal|20}}<br>The Firebombing has Escalated {{goal|39}}<small>
| align=center|27 March 2022
|[https://implying.fun/video/ttc6/2022-03-26/?t=3:13:53.0 >fun archive]
|-bgcolor="ccffCC"
| style="background:#FFFAD4" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Tag_Team_Cup_6#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
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| align=center| 3-0 W
| align=center|{{goal|17||89}} Butcher Haig<br>{{goal|48}} The Firebombing has Escalated<small>
| align=center|27 March 2022
|[https://implying.fun/video/ttc6/2022-03-27/?t=47:40.0 >fun archive]
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| style="background:#FFFAD4" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Tag_Team_Cup_6#Semifinals|Semifinals]]
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| align=center| 0-2 L
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| align=center|27 March 2022
|[https://implying.fun/video/ttc6/2022-03-27/?t=2:26:21.0 >fun archive]
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| style="background:#FFFAD4" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Tag_Team_Cup_6#Third_Place_Match|Third Place Match]]
| align=center|{{team away|s4mu}}
| align=center| 5-3 W
| align=center|Butcher Haig {{goal|17||81||89}}<br>The Firebomb has Escalated {{goal|31}}<br>Midnice Crisis {{owngoal|55}}<small>
| align=center|27 March 2022
|[https://implying.fun/video/ttc6/2022-03-27/?t=3:37:18.0 >fun archive]
|}
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[[Category:Tag Team Cup]]

Latest revision as of 13:43, 26 March 2023

/khis/
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
Khis logo.png
/khis/ - Weapons & Military History
Founded February 1, 2022
IRL manager JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP

Seigmann !!vaXW12lKzk

Team colors
Chat color 808080
Military Gray
Top scorer Butcher Haig (8)
Top assister >muh tigers
Lend Lease Was Capitalist Sabotage (2)
Captain Butcher Haig
Website /khis/ - Weapons & Military History
Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
4 1 2 7 57.14%
GF GA GD
14 9 +5
Biggest win
/mrpg/ Mrpg icon.png 3–0 Khis icon.png /khis/
March 27, 2022
Biggest defeat
/vap/ Vap icon.png 2–0 Khis icon.png /khis/
March 27,2022
First match
/fap/ Fap icon.png 0–2 Khis icon.png /khis/
March 19, 2022
Team music
Anthem Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition
Knockouts Anthem Over There
Victory Anthem Sink The Bismarck - Johnny Horton
Goal horn John Edmond - Battle of Bembezi
Kits


One might be surprised at the crossover between historians and people who just wanna shoot, stab, cut, and blow stuff up innawoods. But consider, if you will, the following examples (given in no particular order):

The cannon changed sieges, battles, and the course of history as we know it - from rattling defenders at Constantinople's walls (lmao rip), to shredding the Krauts at Breitenfield with canister shot, to pummeling the battlefields of the First World War.

Genghis Khan's soldiers used recurve bows that were lighter, easier to shoot, and more powerful than the English longbow, capable of being fired while riding a horse in the other direction. The Mongols created the largest empire the world had ever seen in just 20 years.

Towards the end of the 19th century, Hiram Maxim invents the machine gun and changes warfare forever.

The Bronze Age Collapse was caused, among other reasons, by the spread of iron metallurgy and new military tactics. That's a cool chariot army, King whoever-the-fuck you are - now taste my cast iron spears and longswords.

I mean, consider that the entirety of 20th-century history, up to and including the geo-political landscape of right the fuck now was shaped by just two countries with very large bombs.


Hence, /khis/.



Roster

No. Position Player
40
  GK
The Maginot Line
2
  CB
>russian >baltic >fleet
3
  CB
Gettysburg
4
  RB
If Only The Maus Was Mass Produced
5
  LB
VGH GRAND RHODESIA
6
  DMF
Flammenwerfin' Sherman
7
  CMF
Papal Crossbow Ban
8
  CMF
Lend Lease Was Capitalist Sabotage
9
  AMF
>muh tigers
10
  CF
THE FIREBOMBING HAS ESCALATED
11
  CF
Butcher Haig Captain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
>just win lmao t. sun tzu
13
  CB
>human wave tactics
14
  CB
Longbow Brand Longbow
15
  CB
A Literal Fucking Gun named Pregnant Anne Frank
16
  RB
Spicy Wind
17
  RB
Oppenheimer
18
  LB
WW2 Tank Autism
19
  LB
Roman von Ungern-Sternberg
20
  DMF
>be american >get lost
21
  DMF
Erwin-chan
22
  DMF
Turbofolk Warsaw Tour
23
  DMF
Just As The Founding Father's Intended

Matches

Competition Stage Opponent Result Scorers Date VOD
Ttc6 logo.png
Tag Team Cup 6 		Group C Fap icon.png /fap/ 2-0 W Goal 38' The Firebombing Has Escalated
Goal 59' Papal Crossbow Ban 		19 March 2022 >fun archive
Pwv icon.png /pwv/ 1-1 D Butcher Haig Goal 7' 20 March 2022 >fun archive
3vr icon.png /3vr/ 1-2 L Goal 61' Butcher Haig 25 March 2022 >fun archive
Round of 12 Toyco icon.png /toyco/ 2-1 W Butcher Haig Goal 20'
The Firebombing has Escalated Goal 39' 		27 March 2022 >fun archive
Quarterfinals Mrpg icon.png /mrpg/ 3-0 W Goal 17', 89' Butcher Haig
Goal 48' The Firebombing has Escalated 		27 March 2022 >fun archive
Semifinals Vap icon.png /vap/ 0-2 L 27 March 2022 >fun archive
Third Place Match S4mu icon.png /s4mu/ 5-3 W Butcher Haig Goal 17', 81', 89'
The Firebomb has Escalated Goal 31'
Midnice Crisis Scored 55' 		27 March 2022 >fun archive
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