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Revision as of 19:31, 24 July 2020

Girls Can Love Girls
U logo.png
/u/ - Yuri
Founded July 15, 2012
Manager Charlotte Scherzen
Owner Lily Maria
IRL manager Alexl7l !!MGBAes2OQ00
Team colors
HEX color E35496
Purist's Pink
Ranking 24 (decrease 1)
Highest rank 1 (March 2018)
Lowest rank 48 (May 2013)
Top scorer Akemi Homura (73)
Top assister Purest Form of Love (22+)
Captain Purest Form of Love
Website /u/ - Yuri
Nickname /u/nicorns
Home ground Sei Michael Joshi Gakuen
Historic performance
52 23 29 104 50%
199 152 +47
Biggest win
/u/ U icon.png 4–0 Fit icon.png /fit/
August 16, 2013
Biggest defeat
/fa/ Fa icon.png 9–2 U icon.png /u/
July 24, 2020
First match
/u/ U icon.png 0–3 Trv icon.png /trv/
July 20, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 14 (First in Summer 2013)
Best result Champions, Winter 2018
Babby Cup
Appearances 6 (First in Autumn 2012)
Best result Third place, Autumn 2016
Team music
Anthem Youen Naru Kizuna no Hibiki
Victory Anthem Super Ultra Hyper Miracle Romantic

Goal horn Agony
Homucifer Magia
Nanofate Secret Ambition
Home kit Uhome-2019wc.png
Away kit Uaway-2019wc.png
Third kit Uthird-2017sbc.png
Fourth kit Ufourth-2017sc.png
Fifth kit Ufifth-2018wc.png
Sixth kit Usixth-2017sc.png
Seventh kit Useventh-2018wc.png
Eighth kit Ueighth-2018wc.png
Ninth kit Useventh-2017sc.png

In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love. After years of suffering /u/ finally got a triumphant yuri end in the 2018 4chan Winter Cup.


For earlier history: /u/ History

2020 4chan Winter Cup: Recursion

Now on their third straight Round of 16 elimination after a dominant early group stage, /u/ went into a new decade looking to break another long streak of getting eliminated at the same time. This group stage featured a rival /u/ had never played outside of a single friendly in 2013, a team /u/ last played in 2016, and yet another /fit/ matchup. First up was /mu/; since their last matchup, /mu/ had undergone a very turbulent few years of cup competition, even to the point of missing two Elite Cups in a row when they had previously never missed one. In extremely familiar form, /u/ got off the line incredibly quickly, going up 3-0 in all of eleven minutes thanks to Homucifer kickoff abuse and a brace from the gold-again Purest Form of Love. All /mu/ could muster was a very late consolation goal, and the match finished a 3-1 victory to /u/. In their SEVENTH official matchup against /fit/, /u/ again obtained a relatively quick lead thanks to Purest Form of Love scoring a goal after 21 minutes, and despite /fit/ spending much of the rest of match time in /u/'s attacking area, a horrific lack of accuracy and five saves from the legendary Madokami kept /u/ leading long enough for Homu to ice the match at the 82nd minute and secure a 2-0 win. Immediately after, /mu/ somehow managed to hold /lit/ to a 1-1 draw, meaning that yet again, /u/ were through before their final match and had very little reason to care for that final match. What resulted of the first-ever Cup proper Classyb Owl was anything but classy; in fact, it was /u/'s worst loss since the infamous /mlp/ match of 2013. A 6-2 drubbing that very nearly cost them top of the group and thanks to /mu/ furiously coming back to defeat /fit/ in the next match saw /u/ essentially drag /lit/ with them to the knockout stage. For /lit/, it was only their third ever Elite Cup knockout stage; for /u/, it was the third Elite Cup knockout stage in a row. /u/'s knockout opponent was /toy/, the same team that they encountered the most dangerous lead against the previous cup, and one that had similarly mounted a miracle final-match comeback this cup just to advance.

Unfortunately, things did not end very differently this time around. In just twelve minutes, /toy/ found themselves a lead, and the rest of the match was painfully slow, with /toy/ always having a slight upper hand and ultimately winning 1-0. Unlike the last two Elite Round of 16 eliminations, the heartbreak of having a comeback attempt fail wasn't present, but for the fourth cup in a row, /u/ had fallen at the first hurdle of the knockout stage. With another PES version switch looming for the 2020 4chan Summer Cup, it remains to be seen how and when /u/ will break their newest curse.


Main Article: /u/ roster
Old rosters: /u/ Historical Rosters
No. Position Player
How Two Girls Have Sex In A Tent
Science Babies
Purest Form Of LoveCaptain
No. Position Player
Big Aquarium Conspiracy
Alien From Black Lizard Planet
Low Impact Consensual Cuddling
Being Yaya is Suffering
But We're Both Girls
I'm Yuu But Stronger
War Crimes Kurumi
Rolac Super Saiyan
Demon Dork
Black Sunshine
Mistress Baiser

The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)

Music Corner

Main Music

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Opponent-Specific Music

A icon.png /a/
Anthem: Azalea
Goalhorn: Garasu no Hanzono
Victory anthem: Fly Me to the Star (MayaKuro version)

An icon.png /an/
Anthem: Ano Mori de Matteru
Goalhorn: Youkoso Japari Park e
Victory anthem: Ano Mori de Matteru (full)

C icon.png /c/
Anthem: Yes! Yuyuyu☆Yuruyuri♪♪
Goalhorn: Butterfly Effector
Victory anthem: Happy Happy Friends

His icon.png /his/
Anthem: Pastel Pure - Tranquilite Version
Goalhorn: Youen Naru Kizuna no Hibiki
Homucifer horn: Magia - Orchestral Version
Nanofate horn: Eternal Blaze - Orchestral Version

Jp icon.png /jp/
Anthem: Banjo Finger Powerhouse
Goalhorn: Magnet
Victory anthem: Let's Pop Together

K icon.png /k/
Anthem: Aviamarch
Goalhorn: Crazy Psycho Lesbian
Victory anthem: More One Night

Lit icon.png /lit/
Anthem: Pastel Pure - Lyric Reading
Goalhorn: Shukufuku no Kaze
Homucifer horn: Magia - Orchestral Version
Nanofate horn: Eternal Blaze - Orchestral Version
Victory anthem: Pastel Pure

M icon.png /m/
Anthem: Saikyo Yuusha Robo Gundan Ladies
Goalhorn: Seigi wo Shinjite, Nigiri Shimete
Black Sunshine horn: Waikyou Shenshou Jing
Nanofate horn: Romancers' Neo
Victory anthem: Utsukushi Kereba Sore De Ii

O icon.png /o/
Anthem: Diesel Dykes o'Dixie
Goalhorn: Won(*3*)Chu KissMe! (Deleta Eurobeat Mix)
Homucifer horn: Magia (Vale Blanco Eurobeat Mix)
Nanofate horn: Secret Ambition (Vale Blanco Eurobeat Mix)

Out icon.png /out/
Anthem and victory anthem: Shiny Days
Goalhorn: Natsuiro Present

Pol icon.png /pol/
Goalhorn: Cross the Line
Homucifer horn: Magia (German Cover)
Victory anthem: The Other Side of the Wall

V icon.png /v/
Anthem: Ryuusei no Bifrost
Goalhorn: Malicious Roses
Victory anthem: Tomorrow Is Mine

Tournament History

Competition Win Tie Loss End result Notes
2012 Autumn Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 1 2 Group stage
2013 Spring Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 0 1 Group stage Promoted due to Dragongate
2013 Summer Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Summer Cup 2 1 1 Ro16
2014 Winter Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Winter Cup 0 2 1 Group stage Relegated
2014 Spring Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3 2 1 Quarter final Promoted
2014SummerCupLogo.png 2014 4chan Summer Cup 3 1 1 Quarter final
2015 4chan winter cup logo.png 2015 4chan Winter Cup 2 2 1 Quarter final
2015 Summer Cup Logo.png 2015 4chan Summer Cup 3 0 2 Quarter final >4th (fourth) quarter final finish in a row
WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup 5 1 1 Runner up Quaterfinal curse broken
Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup 0 2 1 Group stage Relegated
ABC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4 1 2 3rd place Promoted
WC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Winter Cup 1 1 1 Group stage Relegated
SBC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 1 2 Ro16 Promoted
SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup 5 1 1 Runner up >TWO FINALS LOST
WC18 Design F2.png 2018 4chan Winter Cup 6 0 1 Champions AT LAST
Summer18 E.png 2018 4chan Summer Cup 0 0 3 >32nd Relegated with the spoon
ABC18 Design A.png 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3 0 1 Ro16 9 point mustard race and curse
WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup 3 0 1 Ro16 9 point mustard race and curse AGAIN
Summer19 C.png 2019 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 2 Ro16
WC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Winter Cup 2 0 2 Ro16 >another fucking Ro16 exit

Match History

For earlier match history: /u/ Match History

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
January 17, 2020 Mu icon.png /mu/ WC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Winter Cup Group D 3–1 W Homucifer Goal 2'
Purest Form of Love Goal 6'11'
January 19, 2020 Fit icon.png /fit/ WC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Winter Cup Group D 2–0 W Purest Form of Love Goal 21'
Homucifer Goal 82'
January 25, 2020 Lit icon.png /lit/ WC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Winter Cup Group D 2–6 L Feito-chan Goal 45+0'
Purest Form of Love Goal 49'
February 1, 2020 Toy icon.png /toy/ WC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 0–1 L
July 18, 2020 His icon.png /his/ SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup Group F 2–1 W Purest Form of Love Goal 4'61'
July 24, 2020 Fa icon.png /fa/ SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup Group F 2–9 L
July 26, 2020 Wg icon.png /wg/ SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup Group F TBD

Goalscoring Hall of Fame

Player As Non Medal As Bronze Medal As Silver Medal As Gold Medal
Homucifer - - 7 71
Purest Form of Love - - 2 43
Teru Time 0 1 20 -
Akkarin 0 1 16 -
Befriending 2 2 6 3
Feito-chan 1 3 2 -
Black Sunshine 4 - - -
G/u/ardians 0 2 - -
Metall/u/rgy 2 - - -
Fingering For World Peace 2 - - -
Macarons 2 - - -
Low Impact Consensual Cuddling 1 - - -
Kuma Shock 1 - - -
Ayayayaya 1 - - -
Erica Hartmann 0 1 - -
But We're Both Girls 1 - - -
Own goal 1 0 - -




Auties awards


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/a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl
/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old.
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/c/ - The Purity Derby
Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other a number of times over the years; twice during the early friendlies and twice during actual cups. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup. After more than two years apart, both teams got reunited rather surprisingly during the quarterfinals of the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, where /u/ claimed a 2-1 win.
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/y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl

Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/, one friendly win by /u/ and one official match win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult.

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/lit/ - The Classyb Owl
A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met twice, first in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1. Their second meeting, in the 2020 4chan Winter Cup, was much less classy; the match ended with a 6-2 blowout in /lit/'s favor.


Sealdoka.jpg Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament.


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Macaron Press 30th August 2013

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The team that got the COVETED third place trophy in Autumn 2016.

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>The absolute state of /u/

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Winter 2018 champions!

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The team that brought /u/ their first star


Autumn 18 Preliminary Tactical Export

Winter 18 Aesthetics Export

Music Export

Elite Cups
Preceded by
2017 /fit/ Fit icon.png
Winter Champions
2018 (1st title)
Succeeded by
2019 /gd/ Gd icon.png