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Latest revision as of 04:51, 27 March 2020

Main article: /wsg/
See Also: /wsg/ Roster Poll Results

  • This is the complete list of all current and former players for /wsg/.
  • For a complete history of roster changes and statistics, see /wsg/ Statistics.
Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting XI

No. Pos. Name Picture Portrait Description
1
  GK
Deal With It
Reaction/Denial Gifs
DealWithIt.gif x175px A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.
3
  LB
Dissin' Your Flygirl
Cartoon Webms
x175px
5
  CB
WASTED
Exploitable/Rekt Webms
Wasted wsg.gif x175px BUSTED
17
  CB
TikTok Holocaust
Meta/Anti-TikTok
x175px x175px
10
  RB
Look At Him Go!
Vintage Internet Gifs
WSG LOOK AT HIM GO!.gif x175px
4
  DMF
FUCKING LEGEND
Animal/YLYL Webms
x175px ERIC: I'M A LEGEND! FUCKING LEGEND! AWK AWK AWK AWK!
REFEREE: You are NOT a fucking legend! You're naughty! Naughty, naughty, naughty!
20
  LMF
Big Man Tyrone
YLYL Webms
x175px TOP KEK!
68
  RMF
Why Are You Gay?
YLYL Webms
x175px
95
  AMF
MULTI-TRACK LISTENING
Eurobeat Webms
x175px ♪SPEEDY SPEED BOY GASOLINE'S BURNING IN SPEEDY SPEED BOY AS FAST AS CAN BE SPEEDY SPEED BOY EVERY NIGHT AND DAY WIND IS ON MY FACE♫
♪DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO♫
69
  AMF
Ricardo Milos
Gachimuchi/Anti-TikTok Webms
x175px WSG RICARDO MILOS PORTRAIT.png
9
  CF
To Be Continued Captain
Exploitable/Rekt Webms
x175px <TO BE CONTINUED|\|/

Substitutions

No. Pos. Name Picture Portrait Description
2
  GK
Get Out
Reaction/Denial Gifs
GetOut.gif x175px Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name.
37
  LB
Gabe the Dog
Exploitable/Musical Webms
x175px BarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbarkBARKBARKbark- BARKBARKbarkBarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbark-

Bork in peace, Gabe died on January 19th 2017, due to heart compications.

18
  LB
Pumped Up Kicks
Edgy/YLYL Webms
x175px ♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, outrun my gun♫
♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, faster than my bullet♫
25
  CB
Doomer
Depression Music Webms
x175px
7
  CB
VLC Glitch
Glitch Gifs
VLCGlitch.gif x175px An interesting defensi-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
14
  CB
Nihilist Penguin Death March
Animal/Depressing Webms
x175px
13
  RB
Did He Died?
Rekt Gifs
DidHeDied.gif x175px Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.
42
  RB
The Sex Joke Event Horizon
YTP Webms
x175px
16
  DMF
Sensible Chuckle
Reaction Gifs
Wsgsensiblechuckle.gif x175px The Australian sense of humour is a unique one, that's for sure. However, we all universally acquire acceptable mirth from a basset hound in a party hat.
92
  CMF
Boston Dynamics
Mechanical/Robotic Gifs
BostonDynamics.gif x175px These guys are the creators of marvelous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material.
8
  AMF
Knife Wielding Tentacle
YLYL/Nonsensical Webms
x175px It appears that /wsg/ used the last transfer period to sign a knife wielding tentacle.

If anyone would like to volunteer to come over and disarm him, that would be just FINE by me.

89
  AMF
Duane
YGYL/Reaction Gifs
Duane.gif x175px How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.

Retired Players

No. Pos. Name Picture Portrait Description
21
  GK
Split Racer
Weird Japanese Gifs
WSG SPLIT RACER.gif x175px Flexibility is good for racing, let's see how well it translates to goalkeeping.
18
  GK
NOPE NOPE NOPE
Reaction Gifs
WSG NOPENOPENOPE.gif x175px NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
19
  CB
You Laugh You Lose
Self Explanatory
WSG YLYL.gif x175px Wut's dat?
I raff, I ruse?
12
  CB
Sneezing Panda
Vintage Internet Gifs
WSG SNEEZING PANDA.gif x175px HOLY. JESUS. MOTHER. FUCK. YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!
3
  CB
Taco Town
YLYL/Nonsensical Gifs
x175px Players on opposing teams drop dead just looking at this player's heart stopping goodness.
23
  RB
Reaction Faces
Self Explanatory
WSG REACTION FACES.gif x175px This player has a large array of gifs to choose from, ready to post if he loses the match, lets hope it doesn't come to that.
13
  DMF
Hypnotoad
Cartoon Gifs
WSG HYPNOTOAD.gif x175px ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
10
  CMF
Seizure Bro
YLYL/Reaction Gifs
Wsg seizurebro.gif x175px RIP SEIZURE BRO 2013-2014
DIED DOING WHAT HE WAS KNOWN FOR
ENDURING PAINFUL EPILEPTIC SHOCK
3
  GK
Haters Gonna Hate
Reaction/Denial Gifs
HatersGonnaHate.gif x175px A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball.
8
  CB
Carrot
Psychological Gifs
Carrot.gif x175px VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTER-BACK.
3
  GK
Cupcake Dog
Vintage Internet/Reaction Gifs
CupcakeDog.gif x175px How do you teach an old dog a new trick like goalkeeping? Paint the ball like one of his favourite sweets.
7
  CB
Ring, Ring!
Bait'n'Switch Gifs
RINGRING.gif x175px Did you think that this image wasn't work safe? This call's for you.
4
  CB
Blue Ball Machine
Psychological/Aesthetic Gifs
BlueBallMachine.gif x175px A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities.
18
  CMF
Infomercials
Self Explanatory
Infomercials.gif x175px Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this flashy stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you.
21
  RMF
Mako Mankanshoku
Anime Gifs
Mako WSG.gif x175px Representing the active anime threads of /wsg/, Mako is a spirited young midfielder who gives a top-flight performance no matter how many stars she's ranked.
12
  RB
Rhino Eggs
Animal/Nonsensical Gifs
RhinoEggs.gif x175px Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? :^)
13
  CMF
Smells Like Ass
YLYL Gifs
SmellsLikeAss.gif x175px A defender who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.)
10
  CMF
Abandon Thread
Reaction Gifs
AbandonThread.gif x175px Fuck this thread I’m out!
10
  AMF
Cool Guy
Vintage Internet Gifs
Cool guy.gif x175px IT'S COOL GUY!

COOL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!

3
  GK
LOL DIDN'T READ
Reaction/Denial Gifs
LOLDidntRead.gif x175px ← This shot here? And this shot here →? And that shot up here ↑? You didn’t score on it lol!
8
  LB
Jet Preacher
YLYL/Nonsensical Gifs
JetPreacher.gif x175px Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box.
88
  CB
Seamless Loops
Aesthetic Gifs
Loops.gif x175px When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders.
11
  RB
Stephen Colbert
Reaction Gifs
Colbert wsg.gif x175px He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback.
95
  DMF
The Raptor
Rekt Gifs
WSG The Raptor.gif x175px Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss.
16
  DMF
Lemongrab
Cartoon Gifs
Lemongrab.gif x175px Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!"
19
  CMF
The Carlton
YGYL/Reaction Gifs
Carlton.gif x175px The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman.
21
  RMF
Roka Shibasaki
Anime Gifs
WSG Roka.gif x175px The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack.
22
  SS
Big Shake
YGYL/Nonsensical Webms
x175px The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE!
10
  CB
.webm Megathread
Self Explanatory
WEBMMEGATHREAD.gif x175px "Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS."
With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/.
12
  DMF
Cup Stacking Otter
Animal/Cute Gifs
CSOtter wsg.gif x175px Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch.
21
  RMF
Ema Yasuhara
Anime Webms
x175px ICHI NII SAN SHI GO ROKU SHICHI HACHI...
A key animator for her production company, Ema Yasuhara has proven their are no sketchy details in both her drawing and sports acumen. Her stretching routines help lift the weight from her teammates' shoulders. (They will probably never stop being posted multiple times, either.)
19
  AMF
Jessica Nigri
>E-Celeb Gifs
WSGNIGRI.gif x175px It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board.
8
  LB
SISTAR
K-Pop Gifs
x175px x175px Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination!
88
  CB
Michael Bay
Explosion Edit Gifs
WSG MIKEBAY.gif x175px IN A WORLD WHERE THINGS NEED TO SHAKE AND GO KABOOM, ONE DIRECTOR INSPIRES AN ENTIRE IMAGE BOARD TO EDIT EXPLOSIONS IN TO THEIR GIFS.
4
  CB
Cinemagraphics
Comfy/Aesthetic Gifs
Cinemagraphics wsg.gif x175px The effect of an object (or objects) moving in front of a static background. The end result is a mesmerizing defender whose motions leave attackers virtually frozen in time.
11
  RB
Genki Sudo
Weird Japanese Gifs
WSGGENKISUDO.gif x175px Sudo, best known for his band World Order, brings a new flow to the 4chan Cup's wing play. Robot-like precision crossing and the ability to dance around an opponent at will give him skill unparalelled.
95
  DMF
Space Commander
Space/Zero-G Gifs
Wsg SPACEGENERAL.gif x175px Okay, let's be entirely honest with ourselves: the only reason NASA exists nowadays is to provide us with gifs of their astronauts dicking around in zero-gravity.
21
  RMF
Umaru-chan
Anime Gifs
x175px WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?
69
  AMF
Rick Hentai
Musical Webms
x175px ♪I want a hentai girl for me to make me happy♫ ♪I want her so I can stop using my hand every single day while watching アニメ♫
♪I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams♫ ♪I want to feel her touch mainly on my crotch♫
♪I want my own hentai girl and she would sing♫
9
  CB
Danny Mainus
Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms
x175px There are two things to understand when talking about Mainus:
1: Mainus is comfortable in the back
2: Mainus keeps a close eye on the opposition when they try to squeeze through him
61
  RB
Horrifying Planet
Animal/Creepy Gifs
WSGHORRIFYING.gif x175px All of the disgusting, freakish, and nasty things the world's inhabitants are and do summed up in one football player. Truly we are all but specks of creepy as hell dust on this Horrifying Planet.
12
  DMF
Shotgun Chicken
Rekt/Exploitable Webms
x175px GET CLUCKED!
56
  DMF
56 Chicken Nuggets
Nonsensical Gifs
56ChickenNuggets.gif x175px A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. Ignoring him can flush your entire season away. (Just ask /s/.)
15
  CMF
Raven
Cartoon Webms
WSGRAVEN.gif x175px TEEN TITANS, GO! Intelligent play, and maybe just a little bit of underworld magicks, help this caped crusader navigate the field and divinate scoring chances. Should you cross her, be warned that she can end you in three words.
7
  CMF
Shinobu Oshino
Anime Webms
Wsg shinobu.gif x175px Ka ka.
69
  AMF
Ear Rape
Bait'n'Switch Webms, Self Explanatory
x175px x175px ♪SCREEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAGHGHHH WOOOOGHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATTHEFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH BWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE♫
20
  CB
ASMR
Psychological/Aesthetic/Comfy Audio Webms
x175px uh... hey guys... listen, I'm just going to breathe into your ear really softly while this virtual divegrass player softly wrestles the ball away from you. [soft whooshing noises] [swooshing intensifies]
18
  AMF
Brent Rambo
Reaction Gifs
BrentRambo.gif x175px If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored.
8
  SS
There Is Bear Cum!
Misheard/Misinterpreted Webms
x175px THERE IS BEAR CUM, THERE IS BEAR CUM, FRANKDEBOERWOJAQIHEIHFAIEEIFHAOIWNEQAOWDODENNISAWOJEBERGKAMP!!!
11
  LB
Hōsei Tsukitei
Weird Japanese/Gaki no Tsukai Webms
x175px x175px Gaki no Tsukai's hardest trying comedian, Hōsei Tsukitei (formerly Yamasaki) proves you don't always have to get a laugh to be successful. His mirth and eternal optimism will power wing play down the right side and guide his crosses to their target.
10
  LB
CRAYON POP
K-Pop Webms
x175px x175px Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination!
15
  CMF
Lord Dominator
Cartoon Gifs
WSG DOMINATOR.gif x175px She'll burn your defense and melt your heart. Literally.

After all, she's the Bad Guy.

8
  CMF
KAZOOBIE KAZOBO
Ear Rape Webms
x175px Everybody knows that Kazoobie Kazoos are some of the loudest in the world, but now we have the loudest kazoo you can get...
THE KAZOOBIE KAZOBO!!!
15
  CMF
Samurai Jack-off
Cartoon Webms
x175px x175px
7
  CMF
Araragi Koyomi
Anime Webms
WSG ARARAGI.gif x175px WHY CAN'T HE HOLD ALL THESE WAIFUS?

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THESE WAIFUS.

28
  AMF
Dodger Leigh
>E-Celeb Webms
x175px x175px Star of web series' like "Press Heart to Continue" and "The Guild", Dodger Leigh holds a special place in many a /wsg/ fan's heart. Dodger for Gold when? (Now, apparently.) (Nope :^))
3
  GK
Scott Sterling
Sports/YLYL Gifs
WSGSTERLING.gif x175px THE MAN.
THE MYTH.
THE LEGEND.
8
  CB
Steel or Feathers
Limmy's Show Webms
x175px What weighs more, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?
69
  CB
Fuck♂You
Gachimuchi Webms
x175px Ok man lets go, why dont you get out of that leather stuff and ill strip out of this and we'll settle it right here on the pitch.
6
  CB
Sam Hyde
Politically Incorrect Webms
x175px IT WAS ME, I DID IT ALL!
12
  DMF
Hard Knock Life
Rekt Webms
x175px 'Stead of Treated, They Got Tricked

'Stead of Kisses, They Got Rekt

14
  DMF
Markets of Britain
YLYL/British Humor Webms
x175px
10
  CMF
Somebody Toucha Mah Spaghet
Cartoon Webms
x175px
15
  CMF
Dustiness Ford Lalatina
Anime Webms
x175px x175px
12
  LB
Interstellar Spin
YLYL/Exploitable Webms
x175px
14
  RB
Slavic Faucet Folk
Slav/Musical Webms
x175px
12
  LB
Long Long Man
Weird Japanese Webms
x175px
8
  CB
Eight Awesome Angles
YTPMV Webms
x175px x175px
14
  RB
Bongo Cat
Exploitable/Musical Webms
x175px
6
  RB
The Grabbler
Politically Incorrect Webms
x175px
45
  LB
Aesthetic Warfare
War/Weaponry Webms
x175px x175px
17
  LB
Where's the Caveman?
YTP Webms
x175px
44
  CB
Thanks, Obama!
Infomercial Fail Gifs
ThanksObama.gif x175px It’s all your fault, asshole!
11
  AMF
Gondola
Comfy Webms
WSG GONDOLA.gif x175px Take it easy, sit back and relax; a philosophy we can all embody.