The knockout stage of the 2023 4chan Winter Cup.
Qualified teams
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| Seeded in Round of 16 draw
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| Unseeded in Round of 16 draw
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Bracket
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Third Place Match
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Round of 16
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Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: Final PEStination
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11 February 2023, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 487
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Dante  40'
French Ethnic Slurs 45+3'
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6', 15', 54', 87' G-tek
10', 89' D-Boys
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Assists
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Todd Howard  40'
Dante 45+3'
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6', 54' D-Boys
10' G-tek
15', 89' phoon
87' Amogus
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NO WAY FAG |
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NEVER EVER |
 74' |
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Dewrito Pope |
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Hideo Kojima |
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STR vs DEX |
74' |
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Bing Bing Wahoo |
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French Ethnic Slurs |
74' |
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Loss.jpg |
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Todd Howard |
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SANIC |
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Dante |
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Stu Pickles |
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Mystery of the Druids |
74' |
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TLoU2 Edits |
74' |
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DELETE THIS |
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LET ME WIN! |
74' |
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H O N K ! |
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Autisticly Specific Minecraft Servers |
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Host When |
74' |
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Pottis |
74' |
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300 Ping |
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Amogus |
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D-Boys |
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phoon |
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G-tek |
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D O S H |
74' |
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QTE lvl? |
74' |
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COD IS BACK! |
74' |
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| Manager:
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Man of the Match:
G-TEK (/vm/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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49
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51
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| Shots (on target)
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6
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7
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(5)
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(6)
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| Fouls (offside)
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1
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1
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(1)
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| Corner Kicks
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2
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0
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| Free Kicks
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2
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1
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| Passes (made)
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128
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131
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(116)
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| Passes Completed (%)
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82
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89
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| Crosses
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3
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5
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| Interceptions
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8
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11
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| Tackles
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1
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2
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0
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2
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Background:
| Stadium: Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
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11 February 2023, 17:40 UTC
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Attendance: 535
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| Nice Grill 61'
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31' Never Ever Paying Adobe
68' >99.8%
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Assists
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| Patrick Bateman 61'
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31' >uTorrent
68' Filthy Leech
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Kit: 
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Taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week |
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Dubs |
68' |
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BAVI |
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Jack Ruselel |
68' |
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Yosho |
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le millenom girl |
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Konata |
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Keksandra |
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Patrick Bateman |
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Nice Grill |
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Topkek |
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:^) |
68' |
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Swaglord |
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Spikeman |
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qStalled |
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Mystery Magnets |
68' |
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>a thread died for this |
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TPB |
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>download a car |
68' |
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Filthy Leech |
68' |
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50 Threads of Pure Japanese Titties |
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Notavirus.exe |
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>99.8% |
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Never Ever Paying Adobe |
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>uTorrent |
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Datahoarder |
68' |
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More Music than in /mu/ |
68' |
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lol, limewire |
68' |
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| Manager:
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Man of the Match:
Never Ever Paying Adobe (/t/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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52
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48
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| Shots (on target)
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8
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8
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| Fouls (offside)
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2
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0
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| Corner Kicks
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3
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2
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| Free Kicks
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0
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2
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| Passes (made)
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129
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123
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(109)
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(104)
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| Passes Completed (%)
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84
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85
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| Crosses
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4
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3
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| Interceptions
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13
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12
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| Tackles
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2
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4
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| Saves
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4
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4
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Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: The Time Cube
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11 February 2023, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 561
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Richard Feynman 9', 111'
Norman Wildberger 100'
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78' Pipebomb
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Assists
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You SHOULD be able to solve this 9'
Shinichi Mochizuki 100'
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78' Aggressive Inline
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Kit: 
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The Phenotype |
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Yukariposter |
79' |
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1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12 |
90' |
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Lex Fridman, Midwit Institute of Technology |
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Mario Montano |
79' |
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Wernher Von Braun |
79' |
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Stephen Hawking |
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Richard Feynman |
 49' |
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Shinichi Mochizuki |
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You SHOULD be able to solve this |
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Norman Wildberger |
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Cool Science Facts |
79' |
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Carl Sagan |
79' |
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300k Starting |
79' |
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Triple Integrals |
90' |
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| Manager:
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Kit: 
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Hakuho |
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Aggressive Inline |
79' |
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>braille |
79' |
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Is ___ An Extreme Sport? |
90' |
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Rigged |
79' |
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No Wrasslin' |
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Earth Rocker |
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Esoteric Nudist Rapieriest |
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Pipebomb |
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Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare |
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He Burned my Patch |
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Skate Maid |
79' |
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But I'm Worried About Brain Damage |
79' |
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A Bicycle Worth More Than Your Car |
79' |
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Fuck Vail |
90' |
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| Manager:
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Man of the Match:
Richard Feynman (/sci/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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48
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52
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| Shots (on target)
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9
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6
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(4)
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| Fouls (offside)
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2
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0
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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1
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| Free Kicks
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0
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2
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| Passes (made)
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159
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164
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(140)
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| Passes Completed (%)
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87
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85
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| Crosses
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6
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6
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| Interceptions
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12
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10
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| Tackles
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4
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6
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| Saves
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2
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3
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Background:
| Stadium: Karasuno Gymnasium
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11 February 2023, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 577
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| Len-kun!!! 37', 41', 70'
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25', 64' Jeff Mangum
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Assists
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| Kaworu Nagisa 41'
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64' John Lennon Beat his Wife
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Kit: 
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Shotabot 9S |
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Piggy on Ice |
72' |
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All Silvers Die |
89' |
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Homo x Homo |
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Ghost Brojob Woo-woo |
72' |
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>tfw no alien fish bf |
72' |
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Lonely Gay NEET |
47' |
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Coomori |
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Suicidal Hooni |
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Len-kun!!! |
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Kaworu Nagisa |
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World's Sexiest Psychic |
72' |
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He Just Like Me fr!!! |
72' |
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Please Bang My OC |
72' |
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| Manager:
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Kit: 
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*deletes track* |
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Post-avant Jazzcore |
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<- Clueless |
68' |
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Aphex Twin |
68' |
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Gusic |
68' |
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Michael Gira |
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MF Doom |
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John Lennon Beat his Wife |
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Talentless Hack |
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MC Ride |
87' |
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Jeff Mangum |
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He'll Be Dead By Christmas |
68' |
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Piero Scaruffi |
68' |
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Jefre Cantu-Ledesma |
68' |
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| Manager:
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Man of the Match:
Len-kun!!! (/cm/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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57
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43
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| Shots (on target)
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5
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4
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(4)
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(3)
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| Fouls (offside)
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3
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3
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(1)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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0
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| Free Kicks
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3
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3
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| Passes (made)
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146
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121
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(126)
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(101)
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| Passes Completed (%)
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86
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83
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| Crosses
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7
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1
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| Interceptions
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13
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8
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| Tackles
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1
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4
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| Saves
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1
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2
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Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: Armchair General
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11 February 2023, 19:40 UTC
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Attendance: 618
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| KANE LIVES 112'
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101' Faceless Fatguy
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Assists
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101' Can't Beat the Cock
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Penalties
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Nuclear Gandhi 
KANE LIVES 
Wololo
When The Work Result Was Good
You Must Construct Additional Pylons
ABIBA TOOT
King Gedivilas of Chadtuania
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Faceless Fatguy
Can't Beat the Cock
Used Goods
Unwilling Elf
Mind Break
Violated Heroine
Blowjob Face
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Kit: 
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Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches |
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Zerg Rush Kekekeke |
66' |
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Horatio |
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Metal Boxes |
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Tall/Wide |
66' |
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Dorkei Hatqapa Iberim |
78' |
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"Glad you could rape it, /h/." |
105' |
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When The Work Result Was Good |
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KANE LIVES |
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Wololo |
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Nuclear Gandhi |
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You Must Construct Additional Pylons |
66' |
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ABIBA TOOT |
66' |
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King Gedivilas of Chadtuania |
78' |
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Thermal Signature Detected |
105' |
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| Manager:
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Sad Panda |
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Violated Heroine |
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Dykes Getting Dicked |
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Blowjob Face |
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Leg Lock |
73' |
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Grimm |
90' |
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Mind Break |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Unwilling Elf |
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Can't Beat the Cock |
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Used Goods |
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Oh Bother |
73' |
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Liru No Biting! |
90' |
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| Manager:
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Man of the Match:
KANE LIVES (/vst/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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61
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39
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| Shots (on target)
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12
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8
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(7)
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(4)
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| Fouls (offside)
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0
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2
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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1
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| Free Kicks
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2
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0
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| Passes (made)
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197
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125
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(178)
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(104)
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| Passes Completed (%)
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90
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83
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| Crosses
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6
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0
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| Interceptions
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13
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5
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| Tackles
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2
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2
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| Saves
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3
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6
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/vrpg/ v /vp/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: Call of Adventure
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11 February 2023, 20:20 UTC
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Attendance: 629
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Frank Horrigan 12'
WaKKKa 75'
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90+2' Fug
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Assists
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WaKKKa 12'
How Can You Kill a God? 75'
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90+2' Citizen Snips
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Kit: 
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/mon/day |
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Xenogears a Shit |
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Haha... |
66' |
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One More God Rejected |
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Masterworks All You Can't Go Wrong |
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Fat Larry |
66' |
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>Human>Male>Warrior |
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Why Contain It? |
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How Can You Kill aA God? |
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WaKKKa |
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Frank Horrigan |
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| Substitutions:
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Metal Slime |
66' |
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Geralt |
66' |
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| Manager:
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Kit: 
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Gotta Catch Em All |
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>implying owls are birds |
66' |
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Day 1 Patch |
66' |
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Dolphin Quest |
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>75 |
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Centro is a Nigger |
66' |
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World Champion Ash |
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Citizen Snips |
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Fug |
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WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING |
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Miror B. |
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| Substitutions:
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Gary Motherfucking Oak |
66' |
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Masuda |
66' |
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It's Me, Nemona! |
66' |
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| Manager:
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Man of the Match:
WaKKKa (/vrpg/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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40
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60
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| Shots (on target)
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6
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6
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(4)
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(3)
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| Fouls (offside)
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1
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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4
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| Free Kicks
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0
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1
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| Passes (made)
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89
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165
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(76)
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(142)
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| Passes Completed (%)
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85
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86
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| Crosses
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1
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11
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| Interceptions
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11
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7
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| Tackles
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3
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5
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| Saves
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1
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2
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/pw/ v /ck/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: Tokyo Dome
|
11 February 2023, 21:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 636
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Hulk Hogan 67'
The Undercarder 90+2'
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32', 78' Al/ck/oholic
45' Deenz
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Assists
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The Ribmaster 67'
KWAB 90+2'
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45' Al/ck/oholic
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Kit: 
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VACANT |
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Inoki |
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Recaged |
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Finner |
67' |
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Big Bible AJ |
67' |
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Evolution Is A Mystery |
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Dean |
67' |
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KWAB |
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Hulk Hogan |
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The Ribmaster |
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The Undercarder |
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| Substitutions:
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You Tell Me |
67' |
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Big Knife Manju |
67' |
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No Milly? |
67' |
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| Manager:
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Kit: 
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Cast-Iron Skillet |
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"cooking" with Ja/ck/ |
67' |
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Cramming |
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Vegan Hate |
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Secret Ingredient: YAPAPI |
67' |
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English >"""Food""" |
67' |
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Perfect Coffee |
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Deenz |
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Fast Food Autism |
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Surly King of the Eggfort |
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Al/ck/oholic |
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| Substitutions:
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>Tipping |
67' |
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Cringy Foodtubers |
67' |
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Cock Sauce |
67' |
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| Manager:
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Man of the Match:
Al/ck/oholic (/ck/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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47
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53
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| Shots (on target)
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6
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5
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(5)
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(5)
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| Fouls (offside)
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0
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2
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(0)
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(2)
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| Corner Kicks
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3
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|
2
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| Free Kicks
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2
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|
0
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| Passes (made)
|
|
130
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|
138
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|
(108)
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(117)
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| Passes Completed (%)
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83
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85
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| Crosses
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6
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5
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| Interceptions
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|
9
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|
13
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| Tackles
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|
4
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3
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| Saves
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|
2
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|
4
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|
/biz/ v /y/
Background:
| Stadium: Crypto Space
|
11 February 2023, 21:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 562
|
Mecha Bobo 34'
Sminem 45'
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 89'
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59' Yaranaika
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Assists
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Pajeet 34'
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 45'
Sminem 89'
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59' My Husbando
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Kit: 
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Quantitative Eating |
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Money Skeleton |
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And Wallah |
80' |
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OHHHHHHH LINKIES |
80' |
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Pajeet |
56' |
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XMR Chan |
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Snib Snab |
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Sminem |
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH |
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BOGGED |
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Mecha Bobo |
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| Substitutions:
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Boomer Rocks |
56' |
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El Bagholdador |
80' |
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Mumu |
80' |
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| Manager:
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Kit: 
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Denied Pleasure |
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Fujos |
56' |
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Male Ahegaooooooooooh |
56' |
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Kawaii Neko ~*~ |
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Big Juicy Bara Titties |
83' |
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Yaranaika |
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|
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Fake Hikaru |
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|
 |
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My Husbando |
|
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Dio Brando |
56' |
|
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Gerudo Link |
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Traps |
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| Substitutions:
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BL Discussion Thread |
56' |
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Naruho |
56' |
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Drawfags |
56' |
|
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| Manager:
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Man of the Match:
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH (/biz/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
54
|
|
46
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
8
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|
3
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|
(6)
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|
(3)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
1
|
|
1
|
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
1
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
1
|
| Passes (made)
|
|
136
|
|
110
|
|
(119)
|
|
(92)
|
| Passes Completed (%)
|
|
88
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|
84
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| Crosses
|
|
4
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|
4
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| Interceptions
|
|
12
|
|
12
|
| Tackles
|
|
5
|
|
5
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| Saves
|
|
0
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|
1
|
|
Quarter Finals
/vm/ v /t/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: Big Rig's Resort
|
12 February 2023, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 522
|
|
|
|
56' >uTorrent
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|
Kit: 
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|
DELETE THIS |
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Rock and Stone |
67' |
|
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Just Like the Simulations |
|
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Autisticly Specific Minecraft Servers |
|
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|
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I'm Accelerating! |
57' |
|
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|
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COD IS BACK! |
67' |
|
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300 Ping |
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Amogus |
|
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D-Boys |
6' |
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|
phoon |
|
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G-TEK |
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| Substitutions:
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Host When |
57' |
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|
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D O S H |
67' |
|
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|
Fun vs Meta |
67' |
|
|
| Manager:
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Kit: 
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qStalled |
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Mystery Magnets |
67' |
|
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|
|
>a thread died for this |
67' |
|
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|
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Abandonware |
67' |
|
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|
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>download a car |
|
|
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|
>megay |
|
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|
Notavirus.exe |
|
|
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|
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50 Threads of Pure Japanese Titties |
|
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>99.8% |
|
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|
Never Ever Paying Adobe |
|
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|
|
>uTorrent |
|
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| Substitutions:
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|
|
Mongolian Porn Collection |
67' |
|
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|
|
TPB |
67' |
|
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|
|
Fuck MPAA Jannies |
67' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
|
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|
|
Man of the Match:
>uTorrent (/t/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
45
|
|
55
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
3
|
|
7
|
|
(0)
|
|
(6)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
2
|
|
0
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
2
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
2
|
| Passes (made)
|
|
97
|
|
120
|
|
(79)
|
|
(103)
|
| Passes Completed (%)
|
|
81
|
|
86
|
| Crosses
|
|
4
|
|
4
|
| Interceptions
|
|
7
|
|
12
|
| Tackles
|
|
3
|
|
0
|
| Saves
|
|
3
|
|
0
|
|
/sci/ v /cm/
Background:
| Stadium: Karasuno Gymnasium
|
12 February 2023, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 616
|
| Shinichi Mochizuki 68', 117'
|
|
4' Kaworu Nagisa
102' Len-kun!!!
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
| Richard Feynman 68'
|
|
4' Suicidal Hooni
102' Piggy on Ice
|
|
|
|
Penalties
|
|
Shinichi Mochizuki
Richard Feynman
You SHOULD be able to solve this
Stephen Hawking
|
3–5
|
Kaworu Nagisa
Len-kun!!!
Coomori
Suicidal Hooni
Lonely Gay NEET
|
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
|
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The Phenotype |
|
|
|
|
|
Cool Science Facts |
68' |
|
|
|
|
Sun of Lava/Ice |
90' |
|
|
|
|
Triple Integrals |
|
|
|
|
|
Mario Montano |
68' |
|
|
|
|
Wernher von Braun |
68' |
|
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|
|
Stephen Hawking |
|
|
|
|
|
Richard Feynman |
|
|
|
|
|
Shinichi Mochizuki |
|
|
|
|
|
Norman Wildberger |
|
|
|
|
|
You SHOULD be able to solve this |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Yukariposter |
68' |
|
|
|
|
Carl Sagan |
68' |
|
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|
|
300k Starting |
68' |
|
|
|
|
Does 0.999 = 1? |
90' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
|
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| Kit:
|
|
|
Copeman |
|
|
|
|
|
Gerudo Sharkfucker |
82' |
|
|
|
|
Mondstadt Town Bike |
|
|
|
|
|
Homo x Homo |
90' |
|
|
|
|
He Just Like Me fr!!! |
82' |
|
|
|
|
Makoto Tachibana |
82' |
|
|
|
|
Lonely Gay NEET |
|
|
|
|
|
Coomori |
|
|
|
|
|
Suicidal Hooni |
|
|
|
|
|
Kaworu Nagisa |
|
|
|
|
|
Len-kun!!! |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Piggy on Ice |
82' |
|
|
|
|
Yet Another Jojo Thread |
82' |
|
|
|
|
Please Bang My OC |
82' |
|
|
|
|
Bossu |
90' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Len-kun!!! (/cm/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
50
|
|
50
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
11
|
|
10
|
|
(7)
|
|
(7)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
4
|
|
1
|
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
0
|
|
3
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
4
|
| Passes (made)
|
|
171
|
|
151
|
|
(139)
|
|
(127)
|
| Passes Completed (%)
|
|
81
|
|
84
|
| Crosses
|
|
7
|
|
4
|
| Interceptions
|
|
10
|
|
11
|
| Tackles
|
|
6
|
|
1
|
| Saves
|
|
4
|
|
5
|
|
/vst/ v /vrpg/
Background:
| Stadium: Call of Adventure
|
12 February 2023, 18:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 650
|
KANE LIVES 12', 41', 75'
Nuclear Gandhi 26'
|
|
29' How Can You Kill a God?
45+0' Frank Horrigan
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
Nuclear Gandhi 12', 41', 75'
When The Work Result Was Good 26'
|
|
29' WaKKKa
45+0' Why Contain it?
|
|
|
|
Kit: 
|
|
|
Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches |
|
|
|
|
|
You Must Construct Additional Pylons |
|
|
|
|
|
Erika |
75' |
|
|
|
|
Giant Pile of DLC |
|
|
|
|
|
ABIBA TOOT |
66' |
|
|
|
|
King Gedivilas of Chadtuania |
66' |
|
|
|
|
"Glad you could make it, /vst/." |
|
|
|
|
|
When The Work Result Was Good |
|
|
|
|
|
KANE LIVES |
|
|
|
|
|
Nuclear Gandhi |
|
|
|
|
|
Wololo |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Tall/Wide |
66' |
|
|
|
|
">99% Chance to hit." |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Metal Boxes |
75' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
|
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|
|
Kit: 
|
|
|
/mon/day |
|
|
|
|
|
Xenogears a Shit |
|
|
|
|
|
Thighza |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Haha... |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Masterworks All You Can't Go Wrong |
|
|
|
|
|
What is an RPG? |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Why Contain it? |
|
|
|
|
|
>Human>Male>Warrior |
|
|
|
|
|
How Can You Kill a God? |
|
|
|
|
|
WaKKKa |
|
|
|
|
|
Frank Horrigan |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
One More God Rejected |
66' |
|
|
|
|
The Nameless One |
66' |
|
|
|
|
The Avatar |
66' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
KANE LIVES (/vst/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
51
|
|
49
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
6
|
|
2
|
|
(6)
|
|
(2)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
0
|
|
2
|
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
1
|
|
0
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
3
|
|
0
|
| Passes (made)
|
|
135
|
|
125
|
|
(117)
|
|
(106)
|
| Passes Completed (%)
|
|
87
|
|
85
|
| Crosses
|
|
2
|
|
0
|
| Interceptions
|
|
10
|
|
12
|
| Tackles
|
|
0
|
|
2
|
| Saves
|
|
0
|
|
2
|
|
/ck/ v /biz/
Background:
| Stadium: Benuldies Bar and Grill
|
12 February 2023, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 658
|
Mecha Bobo  19'
Surly King of the Eggfort 39'
Al/ck/oholic 51'
|
|
26', 61' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
| Fast Food Autism 39', 51'
|
|
26' Sminem
|
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
|
|
Cast-Iron Skillet |
|
|
|
|
|
>Tipping |
|
|
|
|
|
"cooking" with Ja/ck/ |
|
|
|
|
|
Do Americans really do this? |
75' |
|
|
|
|
Cringy Foodtubers |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Deenz |
|
|
|
|
|
Perfect Coffee |
|
|
|
|
|
Mestre da 'Za |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Fast Food Autism |
|
|
|
|
|
Surly King of the Eggfort |
|
|
|
|
|
Al/ck/oholic |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Secret Ingredient: RNGESUS |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Gordon Ramsay |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Vegan Hate |
75' |
|
|
| Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kit: 
|
|
|
Quantitative Eating |
|
|
|
|
|
Wagie |
|
|
|
|
|
OHHHHHHH LINKIES |
75' |
|
|
|
|
El Bagholdador |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Dodo |
66' |
|
|
|
|
BTC is Getting Fucked |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Snib Snab |
|
|
|
|
|
Sminem |
|
|
|
|
|
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH |
|
|
|
|
|
BOGGED |
|
|
|
|
|
Mecha Bobo |
|
|
|
| Substitutions:
|
|
|
Mumu |
66' |
|
|
|
|
XMR chan |
66' |
|
|
|
|
BBBBBBRRRRR |
66' |
90' |
|
| Manager:
|
|
|
|
|
Man of the Match:
Al/ck/oholic (/ck/)
|
| Match Stats
|
| Possession (%)
|
|
57
|
|
43
|
| Shots (on target)
|
|
11
|
|
6
|
|
(5)
|
|
(5)
|
| Fouls (offside)
|
|
0
|
|
4
|
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
| Corner Kicks
|
|
6
|
|
3
|
| Free Kicks
|
|
4
|
|
0
|
| Passes (made)
|
|
163
|
|
116
|
|
(137)
|
|
(88)
|
| Passes Completed (%)
|
|
84
|
|
76
|
| Crosses
|
|
12
|
|
3
|
| Interceptions
|
|
12
|
|
10
|
| Tackles
|
|
1
|
|
5
|
| Saves
|
|
3
|
|
2
|
|
Semi Finals
/t/ v /cm/
Background:
| Stadium: Big Rig's Resort
|
12 February 2023, 19:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 691
|
Never Ever Paying Adobe 21', 42'
>99.8% 28'
|
|
12' Suicidal Hooni
51' Len-kun!!!
|
|
|
Assists
|
|
>uTorrent 21'
Notavirus.exe 28'
>99.8% 42'
|
|
12' Kaworu Nagisa
51' Lonely Gay NEET
|
|
|
|
| Kit:
|
|
|
qStalled |
|
|
|
|
|
Mystery Magnets |
74' |
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TPB |
74' |
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Fuck MPAA Jannies |
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>download a car |
74' |
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1000 TB of Vidya |
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50 Threads of Pure Japanese Titties |
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Notavirus.exe |
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>99.8% |
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Never Ever Paying Adobe |
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>uTorrent |
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Datahoarder |
74' |
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pls seed my torrent |
74' |
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Fucked to Death |
74' |
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| Manager:
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Copeman |
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World's Sexiest Psychic |
74' |
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Mondstadt Town Bike |
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Bossu |
74' |
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He Just Like Me fr!!! |
74' |
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Makoto Tachibana |
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Lonely Gay NEET |
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Coomori |
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Suicidal Hooni |
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Len-kun!!! |
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Kaworu Nagisa |
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Piggy on Ice |
74' |
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Homo x Homo |
74' |
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Yet Another Jojo Thread |
74' |
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| Manager:
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Man of the Match:
Never Ever Paying Adobe (/t/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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47
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53
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| Shots (on target)
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7
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8
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(7)
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(5)
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| Fouls (offside)
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3
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1
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(3)
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(1)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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3
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| Free Kicks
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1
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3
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| Passes (made)
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112
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130
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(101)
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(103)
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| Passes Completed (%)
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90
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79
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| Crosses
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3
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5
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| Interceptions
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8
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6
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| Tackles
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6
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4
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| Saves
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5
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3
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/vst/ v /ck/
Background:
| Stadium: Armchair General
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12 February 2023, 20:20 UTC
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Attendance: 724
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Wololo 25'
When The Work Result Was Good 85'
Nuclear Gandhi 98'
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7' Fast Food Autism
90+4' You Must Construct Additional Pylons
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Assists
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KANE LIVES 25'
Wololo 85'
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7' Deenz
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Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches |
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Zerg Rush Kekekeke |
67' |
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Erika |
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Giant Pile of DLC |
90' |
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Tall/Wide |
67' |
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King Gedivilas of Chadtuania |
82' |
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"Glad you could make it, /vst/." |
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When The Work Result Was Good |
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KANE LIVES |
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Nuclear Gandhi |
82' |
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Wololo |
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You Must Construct Additional Pylons |
67' |
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ABIBA TOOT |
67' |
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Thermal Signature Detected |
82' |
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Horatio |
90' |
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| Manager:
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Cast-Iron Skillet |
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Vegan Hate |
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"cooking" with Ja/ck/ |
90' |
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Do Americans really do this? |
82' |
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Cringy Foodtubers |
82' |
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Deenz |
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Mestre da 'Za |
67' |
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Perfect Coffee |
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Fast Food Autism |
114' |
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Surly King of the Eggfort |
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Al/ck/oholic |
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>Beans in Chili |
67' |
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>Tipping |
82' |
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Secret Ingredient: RNGESUS |
82' |
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Cramming |
90' |
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| Manager:
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Man of the Match:
Wololo (/vst/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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50
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50
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| Shots (on target)
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13
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9
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(10)
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(7)
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| Fouls (offside)
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1
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4
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(0)
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(1)
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| Corner Kicks
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3
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2
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| Free Kicks
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4
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1
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| Passes (made)
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174
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173
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(152)
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(149)
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| Passes Completed (%)
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87
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86
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| Crosses
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3
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7
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| Interceptions
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11
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10
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| Tackles
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5
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3
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| Saves
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4
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7
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Third Place Match
/cm/ v /ck/
Background:
| Stadium: Final PEStination
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12 February 2023, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 700
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Kaworu Nagisa 33'
Suicidal Hooni 44', 70'
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30', 60' Surly King of the Eggfort
81', 110' Fast Food Autism
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Assists
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He Just Like Me fr!!! 33'
Len-kun!!!! 44'
Kaworu Nagisa 70'
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30', 81' Perfect Coffee
60' Fast Food Autism
110' Surly King of the Eggfort
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| Kit:
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Copeman |
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Gerudo Sharkfucker |
90' |
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All Silvers Die |
70' |
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Anime Made Me Gay |
70' |
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He Just Like Me fr!!! |
70' |
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>tfw no alien fish bf |
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Coomori |
98' |
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Lonely Gay NEET |
115' |
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Suicidal Hooni |
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Len-kun!!! |
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Kaworu Nagisa |
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| Substitutions:
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Mondstadt Town Bike |
70' |
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Homo x Homo |
70' |
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Ghost Brojob Woo-woo |
70' |
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Piggy On Ice |
90' |
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| Manager:
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Kit: 
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Cast-Iron Skillet |
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Do Americans really do this? |
70' |
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"cooking" with Ja/ck/ |
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-a Bayleaf |
90' |
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Cringy Foodtubers |
70' |
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Deenz |
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Perfect Coffee |
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Gordon Ramsay |
70' |
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Fast Food Autism |
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Surly King of the Eggfort |
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Al/ck/oholic |
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| Substitutions:
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>Tipping |
70' |
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Dodgy Streetfood |
70' |
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Superior Nippon Nifu |
70' |
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Vegan Hate |
90' |
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| Manager:
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Man of the Match:
Surly King of the Eggfort (/ck/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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49
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51
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| Shots (on target)
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4
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12
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(4)
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(9)
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| Fouls (offside)
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3
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0
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(1)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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1
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3
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| Free Kicks
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0
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3
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| Passes (made)
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172
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178
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(138)
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(146)
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| Passes Completed (%)
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80
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82
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| Crosses
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5
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5
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| Interceptions
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17
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22
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| Tackles
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2
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2
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| Saves
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2
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1
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Final
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
| Stadium: KONAMI Stadium
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12 February 2023, 21:40 UTC
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/h/
/s4s/
/vp/
/sci/
/mu/
/cm/
/t/
/vst/
/ck/
/vrpg/
/y/
/pw/
/xs/
/biz/
/vm/
