Group A of the 2023 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/v/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
6
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/h/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
4
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/sp/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
5 |
7 |
-2 |
4
|
/c/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
-1 |
3
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/v/ v /c/
Background:
Stadium: Final PEStination
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27 January 2023, 17:00 UTC
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Todd Howard 79' SANIC 90+1'
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45+2' Yui
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Assists
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SANIC 79'
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45+2' :t
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Kit:
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NO WAY FAG |
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NEVER EVER |
69' |
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Dewrito Pope |
69' |
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Hideo Kojima |
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Mr. Bones |
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Deepest Lore |
69' |
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Bing Bing Wahoo |
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Todd Howard |
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Loss.jpg |
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SANIC |
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Dante |
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Substitutions:
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Stu Pickles |
69' |
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No Fun Allowed |
69' |
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Captain Falcon |
69' |
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Manager:
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Sillius !!f7WVZt/RWCS Crimson !!axWqG7oLyXn
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Kit:
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Ika-chan |
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:t |
69' |
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Hors |
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Locked Up My Hart |
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Ganbare Shamiko! |
69' |
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Kemono Kawaii~ |
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Happy Birthday! |
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Every Girl Best Girl |
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Do it for her |
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No Lewding |
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Yui |
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Substitutions:
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Let's All Love Lain |
69' |
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The Only Thread You Need |
69' |
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Manager:
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MagicalCoat !!tH1G0QpCBBI Anzai !!xfVTOxZRtMC Dog-chan !!5DOgkneuFTr
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Man of the Match:
SANIC (/v/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
47
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53
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Shots (on target)
|
12
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5
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(8)
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(2)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
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2
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(0)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
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2
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1
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Free Kicks
|
2
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1
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Passes (made)
|
120
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125
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(104)
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(108)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
87
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86
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Crosses
|
1
|
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6
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Interceptions
|
7
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11
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Tackles
|
4
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2
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Saves
|
1
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4
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/sp/ v /h/
Background:
Stadium: Transaltantic Semen Pipeline
|
27 January 2023, 17:40 UTC
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George Costanza 8' Messi 28'
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18' Used Goods 81' Faceless Fatguy
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Assists
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Messi 8' Pisstiano Penaldo 28'
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18', 81' Mind Break
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Kit:
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mega dibu |
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L'Jarius Sneed |
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El VAR Sinson |
73' |
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APOLOGIZE |
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Sirs |
73' |
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CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS |
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Sir Timothy Bradley |
73' |
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George Costanza |
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We European |
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Messi |
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Pisstiano Penaldo |
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Substitutions:
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>he does it for free |
73' |
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Huge Day for College Football |
73' |
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O REI |
73' |
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Manager:
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Falco !!aXzH59K0ThX JB !!hun/mYyBLVf TWAIN !etW8YWDwfY
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Kit:
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Sad Panda |
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Leg Lock |
58' |
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Dykes Getting Dicked |
58' |
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Violated Heroine |
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Liru No Biting! |
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License to Fuck |
58' |
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Mind Break |
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Faceless Fatguy |
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Unwilling Elf |
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Can't Beat the Cock |
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Used Goods |
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Substitutions:
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Incest |
58' |
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Blowjob Face |
58' |
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Delicious Flat Chest |
58' |
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Manager:
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Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9 Gummy !!/b24Z7agROA LiruAutist !!8nONKtpB5PP rhs
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Man of the Match:
Messi (/sp/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
43
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57
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Shots (on target)
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8
|
|
5
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(6)
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(4)
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Fouls (offside)
|
0
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0
|
(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
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Free Kicks
|
0
|
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0
|
Passes (made)
|
112
|
|
156
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(95)
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|
(132)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
85
|
|
85
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Crosses
|
1
|
|
4
|
Interceptions
|
15
|
|
12
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Tackles
|
4
|
|
3
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Saves
|
1
|
|
2
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/v/ v /sp/
Background:
Stadium: Final PEStination
|
29 January 2023, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 529
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Dante 3' Todd Howard 58', 88' SANIC 64', 83'
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21' We European 69' Messi
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Assists
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Loss.jpg 58' Todd Howard 64' Dante 83' SANIC 88'
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21' Messi 69' We European
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Kit:
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NO WAY FAG |
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NEVER EVER |
65' |
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Dewrito Pope |
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No Fun Allowed |
65' |
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Senator Armstrong |
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French Ethnic Slurs |
65' |
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Bing Bing Wahoo |
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Loss.jpg |
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Todd Howard |
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SANIC |
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Dante |
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Substitutions:
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Stu Pickles |
65' |
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Hideo Kojima |
65' |
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JC Denton |
65' |
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Manager:
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Sillius !!f7WVZt/RWCS Crimson !!axWqG7oLyXn
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Kit:
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So, it Happened Again |
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>he does it for free |
65' |
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L'Jarius Sneed |
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El VAR Sinson |
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THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP |
65' |
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CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS |
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Sir Timothy Bradley |
65' |
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George Costanza |
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We European |
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Messi |
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Pisstiano Penaldo |
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Substitutions:
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Sirs |
65' |
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AMD AMX |
65' |
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Perro Caca |
65' |
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Manager:
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Falco !!aXzH59K0ThX JB !!hun/mYyBLVf TWAIN !etW8YWDwfY
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Man of the Match:
SANIC (/v/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
42
|
|
58
|
Shots (on target)
|
8
|
|
12
|
(6)
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(9)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Passes (made)
|
112
|
|
165
|
(94)
|
|
(133)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
84
|
|
81
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
11
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
15
|
Tackles
|
2
|
|
0
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Saves
|
5
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|
1
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/c/ v /h/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Kawaii Park
|
29 January 2023, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 558
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Every Girl Best Girl 57' No Lewding 75' Happy Birthday! 90+1'
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40' Faceless Fatguy 87' Can't Beat the Cock
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Assists
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Do it for her 57' Yui 75', 90+1'
|
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40' Used Goods 87' Mind Break
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Kit:
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Do NOT Bully |
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|
:t |
72' |
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Locked Up My Hart |
|
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|
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Our King is so Cute! |
|
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|
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Ganbare Shamiko! |
72' |
|
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Korbo |
72' |
|
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Happy Birthday! |
|
|
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|
|
Every Girl Best Girl |
|
|
|
|
|
Do it for her |
|
|
|
|
|
Yui |
|
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|
|
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No Lewding |
|
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Substitutions:
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Witchy Activities |
72' |
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Badass Bun |
72' |
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Homuhomu |
72' |
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Manager:
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MagicalCoat !!tH1G0QpCBBI Anzai !!xfVTOxZRtMC Dog-chan !!5DOgkneuFTr
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Kit:
|
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Sad Panda |
|
|
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|
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Dykes Getting Dicked |
67' |
|
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Leg Lock |
|
|
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|
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Violated Heroine |
|
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|
|
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Grimm |
|
|
|
|
|
License to Fuck |
67' |
|
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|
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Mind Break |
|
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|
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Faceless Fatguy |
|
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|
|
Unwilling Elf |
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|
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Can't Beat the Cock |
|
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Used Goods |
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Substitutions:
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Oh Bother |
67' |
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Thinking Man's Fetish |
67' |
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Idolslut |
90' |
|
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Manager:
|
Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9 Gummy !!/b24Z7agROA LiruAutist !!8nONKtpB5PP rhs
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Man of the Match:
No Lewding (/c/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
46
|
|
54
|
Shots (on target)
|
4
|
|
7
|
(4)
|
|
(3)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Passes (made)
|
127
|
|
137
|
(104)
|
|
(118)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
82
|
|
86
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
3
|
Interceptions
|
8
|
|
13
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
2
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
0
|
|
/sp/ v /c/
Background:
Stadium: Transaltantic Semen Pipeline
|
4 February 2023, 17:00 UTC
|
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We European 4'
|
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Assists
|
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George Costanza 4'
|
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Kit:
|
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|
mega dibu |
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>we |
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An Horse |
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THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP |
68' |
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Perro Caca |
68' |
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CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS |
|
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AMD AMX |
68' |
|
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We European |
|
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George Costanza |
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|
Messi |
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|
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Pisstiano Penaldo |
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Substitutions:
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Huge Day for College Football |
68' |
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|
O REI |
68' |
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Sir Timothy Bradley |
68' |
|
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Manager:
|
Falco !!aXzH59K0ThX JB !!hun/mYyBLVf TWAIN !etW8YWDwfY
|
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Kit:
|
|
|
Ika-chan |
|
|
|
|
|
Let's All Love Lain |
79' |
|
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|
|
Our King is so Cute! |
|
|
|
|
|
/c/ - Random |
|
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|
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Badass Bun |
79' |
|
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Homuhomu |
79' |
|
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|
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Happy Birthday! |
|
|
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|
|
Every Girl Best Girl |
|
|
|
|
|
Do it for her |
|
|
|
|
|
No Lewding |
|
|
|
|
|
Yui |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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|
:t |
79' |
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|
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The Only Thread You Need |
79' |
|
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|
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Korbo |
79' |
|
|
Manager:
|
MagicalCoat !!tH1G0QpCBBI Anzai !!xfVTOxZRtMC Dog-chan !!5DOgkneuFTr
|
|
Man of the Match:
We European (/sp/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
44
|
|
56
|
Shots (on target)
|
2
|
|
9
|
(2)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
0
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
4
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Passes (made)
|
113
|
|
149
|
(87)
|
|
(123)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
77
|
|
83
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
4
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
16
|
Tackles
|
5
|
|
5
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
1
|
|
/h/ v /v/
Background:
Stadium: Sad Panda Communal Faphouse
|
4 February 2023, 17:40 UTC
|
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Used Goods 16', 88' Faceless Fatguy 55'
|
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Assists
|
|
Faceless Fatguy 16', 88' Used Goods 55'
|
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Kit:
|
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Sad Panda |
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Blowjob Face |
|
|
|
|
|
Leg Lock |
|
|
|
|
|
Violated Heroine |
|
|
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|
|
Dykes Getting Dicked |
72' |
|
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|
|
Grimm |
72' |
|
|
|
|
Mind Break |
|
|
|
|
|
Unwilling Elf |
|
|
|
|
|
Faceless Fatguy |
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|
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|
|
Can't Beat the Cock |
|
|
|
|
|
Used Goods |
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|
|
Substitutions:
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Oh Bother |
72' |
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Liru No Biting! |
72' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Flowonthego !!OsuyA1ar1o9 Gummy !!/b24Z7agROA LiruAutist !!8nONKtpB5PP rhs
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
NO WAY FAG |
|
|
|
|
|
NEVER EVER |
|
|
|
|
|
Hideo Kojima |
72' |
|
|
|
|
No Fun Allowed |
72' |
|
|
|
|
Christopher Robin |
|
|
|
|
|
Deepest Lore |
72' |
|
|
|
|
Bing Bing Wahoo |
|
|
|
|
|
Todd Howard |
|
|
|
|
|
Loss.jpg |
|
|
|
|
|
SANIC |
|
|
|
|
|
Dante |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Dewrito Pope |
72' |
|
|
|
|
Stu Pickles |
72' |
|
|
|
|
Captain Falcon |
72' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Sillius !!f7WVZt/RWCS Crimson !!axWqG7oLyXn
|
|
Man of the Match:
Used Goods (/h/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
49
|
|
51
|
Shots (on target)
|
9
|
|
4
|
(9)
|
|
(2)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Passes (made)
|
124
|
|
136
|
(107)
|
|
(116)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
86
|
|
85
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
8
|
Tackles
|
2
|
|
1
|
Saves
|
0
|
|
4
|
|