Group E of the 2023 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/vst/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
6
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/ck/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
6
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/d/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
6 |
8 |
-2 |
3
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/n/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
5 |
-2 |
3
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/n/ v /vst/
Background:
Stadium: Intercity Blimp Train
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28 January 2023, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 441
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I Like Trains 7'
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Assists
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Cager Rage 7'
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Kit:
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Airline General |
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Cager Rage |
70' |
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>a circular runway |
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Step 1: Ban Cars |
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Blimp Train |
70' |
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Forever Shinkansen |
84' |
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I Like Trains |
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737 Max Impact |
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Skyking |
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90's Rigid MTB |
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WE GAAN |
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Substitutions:
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Old Steel Ten Speed |
70' |
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/tram/ |
70' |
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Baconrider |
84' |
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Manager:
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Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo MBa !!z27zlJlSY+a
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Kit:
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Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches |
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Zerg Rush Kekekeke |
70' |
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Is PES a Strategy Game? |
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Erika |
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Tall/Wide |
70' |
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Artificial """Intelligence""" |
72' |
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"Glad you could wing it, /n/." |
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When The Work Result Was Good |
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KANE LIVES |
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Wololo |
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Nuclear Gandhi |
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Substitutions:
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You Must Construct Additional Pylons |
70' |
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ABIBA TOOT |
70' |
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Karl Franz |
72' |
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Manager:
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RealPilky !!yRsASYbCxQc
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Man of the Match:
I Like Trains (/n/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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53
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47
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Shots (on target)
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7
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6
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(4)
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(6)
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Fouls (offside)
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1
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0
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(1)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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3
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1
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Free Kicks
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0
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1
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Passes (made)
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125
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130
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(107)
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(107)
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Passes Completed (%)
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86
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82
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Crosses
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5
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3
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Interceptions
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13
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8
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Tackles
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5
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6
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Saves
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3
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1
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/d/ v /ck/
Background:
Stadium: /d/eviant's /d/imension
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28 January 2023, 17:40 UTC
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Attendance: 501
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H*nd H*lding 82'
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38', 54' Surly King of the Eggfort
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Assists
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No Cock Like Horsecock 82'
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38' Deenz 54' Fast Food Autism
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Kit:
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Tentacles |
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/d/emona |
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Left Wide Open |
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Breast Expansion |
45' |
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Mom! |
78' |
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The Invisible Slut |
78' |
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Monster Girl Encyclopedia |
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H*nd H*lding |
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No Cock Like Horsecock |
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Futa/Alternative |
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Giantess |
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Substitutions:
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Cumflation |
45' |
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No Limbs All Love |
78' |
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Shortstacks |
78' |
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Manager:
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DrDtroit !!BMwG15hq4ff Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
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Kit:
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Cast-Iron Skillet |
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"cooking" with Ja/ck/ |
78' |
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-a Bayleaf |
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Vegan Hate |
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Puer Lesbians |
78' |
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Perfect Coffee |
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Deenz |
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Gordon Ramsay |
78' |
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Fast Food Autism |
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Surly King of the Eggfort |
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Al/ck/oholic |
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Substitutions:
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Dodgy Streetfood |
78' |
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Secret Ingredient: CUM |
78' |
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Cock Sauce |
78' |
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Manager:
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Bochumbrew !!vij0cTUzxLY
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Man of the Match:
Surly King of the Eggfort (/ck/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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49
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51
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Shots (on target)
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6
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4
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(5)
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(3)
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Fouls (offside)
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0
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
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0
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Free Kicks
|
1
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0
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Passes (made)
|
136
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133
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(110)
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(115)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
81
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|
86
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Crosses
|
1
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2
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Interceptions
|
12
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11
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Tackles
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4
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2
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Saves
|
1
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3
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/n/ v /d/
Background:
Stadium: Intercity Blimp Train
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3 February 2023, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 370
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I Like Trains 14'
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4' Monster Girl Encyclopedia 90' No Cock Like Horsecock
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Assists
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Skyking 14'
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4' Futa/Alternative
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Kit:
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Airline General |
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Old Steel Ten Speed |
68' |
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Train Simulator Bitch |
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Take Me Back |
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/tram/ |
68' |
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Baconrider |
68' |
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I Like Trains |
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737 Max Impact |
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Skyking |
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90's Rigid MTB |
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WE GAAN |
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Substitutions:
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Cager Rage |
68' |
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Blimp Train |
68' |
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Forever Shinkansen |
68' |
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Manager:
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Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo MBa !!z27zlJlSY+a
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Kit:
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Tentacles |
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Bodyswap |
68' |
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Left Wide Open |
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Robutts |
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Succubus |
68' |
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Mom! |
68' |
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H*nd H*lding |
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No Cock Like Horsecock |
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Monster Girl Encyclopedia |
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Futa/Alternative |
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Giantess |
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Substitutions:
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Good Ends For People Who Love Bad Ends |
68' |
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Shortstacks |
68' |
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No Limbs All Love |
68' |
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Manager:
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DrDtroit !!BMwG15hq4ff Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
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Man of the Match:
Monster Girl Encyclopedia (/d/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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47
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53
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Shots (on target)
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2
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5
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(2)
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(4)
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Fouls (offside)
|
2
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|
1
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(0)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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0
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Free Kicks
|
1
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2
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Passes (made)
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131
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|
150
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(109)
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(128)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
83
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|
85
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Crosses
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2
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4
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Interceptions
|
12
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19
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Tackles
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2
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4
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Saves
|
2
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0
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/vst/ v /ck/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Armchair General
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3 February 2023, 17:40 UTC
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Attendance: 453
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KANE LIVES 5' Wololo 12'
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9' Fast Food Autism
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Assists
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Nuclear Gandhi 5' When The Work Result Was Good 12'
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9' Perfect Coffee
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Kit:
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>no 110% speed |
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Zerg Rush Kekekeke |
84' |
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Giant Pile of DLC |
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Erika |
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ABIBA TOOT |
69' |
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Artificial """Intelligence""" |
84' |
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"Glad you could bake it, /ck/." |
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When The Work Result Was Good |
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KANE LIVES |
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Wololo |
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Nuclear Gandhi |
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Substitutions:
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Tall/Wide |
69' |
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You Must Construct Additional Pylons |
84' |
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El Presidente |
84' |
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Manager:
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RealPilky !!yRsASYbCxQc
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Kit:
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Cast-Iron Skillet |
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Vegan Hate |
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>Tipping |
69' |
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Cramming |
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Secret Ingredient: 6pool |
69' |
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Perfect Coffee |
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Deenz |
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Gordon Ramsay |
69' |
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Fast Food Autism |
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Surly King of the Eggfort |
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Al/ck/oholic |
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Substitutions:
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-a Bayleaf |
69' |
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Dodgy Streetfood |
69' |
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English >"""Food""" |
69' |
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Manager:
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Bochumbrew !!vij0cTUzxLY
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Man of the Match:
KANE LIVES (/vst/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
42
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58
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Shots (on target)
|
7
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4
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(5)
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(2)
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Fouls (offside)
|
0
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
2
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|
0
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Free Kicks
|
0
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0
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Passes (made)
|
109
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|
155
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(89)
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(135)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
82
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|
87
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Crosses
|
3
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|
5
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Interceptions
|
9
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|
12
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Tackles
|
7
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|
4
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Saves
|
0
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|
4
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|
/d/ v /vst/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: /d/eviant's /d/imension
|
5 February 2023, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 512
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No Cock Like Horsecock 72' Monster Girl Encyclopedia 87' Slave to her Cock 90+6'
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26', 82' When The Work Result Was Good 44', 63' KANE LIVES 68' Wololo
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Assists
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H*nd H*lding 72'
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26', 44' Nuclear Gandhi 63', 82' Wololo 68' Dorkei Hatqapa Iberim
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Kit:
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Tentacles |
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/d/emona |
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Breast Expansion |
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/d/ Sized Cock |
68' |
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Shortstacks |
68' |
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Succubus (male) |
68' |
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Monster Girl Encyclopedia |
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No Cock Like Horsecock |
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H*nd H*lding |
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Futa/Alternative |
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Giantess |
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Substitutions:
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Milking |
68' |
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Mom! |
68' |
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Slave to her Cock |
68' |
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Manager:
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DrDtroit !!BMwG15hq4ff Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
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Kit:
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>no 110% speed |
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Giant Pile of DLC |
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Is PES a Strategy Game? |
68' |
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Metal Boxes |
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El Presidente |
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"Glad you could bake it, /ck/." |
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Dorkei Hatqapa Iberim |
68' |
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When The Work Result Was Good |
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KANE LIVES |
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Wololo |
78' |
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Nuclear Gandhi |
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Substitutions:
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Erika |
68' |
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Thermal Signature Detected |
68' |
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King Gedivilas of Chadtuania |
78' |
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Manager:
|
RealPilky !!yRsASYbCxQc
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Man of the Match:
KANE LIVES (/vst/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
59
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|
41
|
Shots (on target)
|
13
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|
7
|
(10)
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|
(7)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
1
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
3
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|
0
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Free Kicks
|
1
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|
1
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Passes (made)
|
157
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|
101
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(130)
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(82)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
83
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|
81
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Crosses
|
9
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|
2
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Interceptions
|
13
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|
10
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Tackles
|
3
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|
4
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Saves
|
0
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|
5
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/ck/ v /n/
Background:
Stadium: Benuldies Bar and Grill
|
5 February 2023, 17:40 UTC
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Attendance: 556
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Surly King of the Eggfort 44', 90+3' Fast Food Autism 59'
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81' Bepsi
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Assists
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Al/ck/oholic 44', 59'
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81' Skyking
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Kit:
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Cast-Iron Skillet |
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Vegan Hate |
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>Tipping |
76' |
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Do Americans really do this? |
43' |
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Cringy Foodtubers |
59' |
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Perfect Coffee |
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Mestre da 'Za |
59' |
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Deenz |
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Fast Food Autism |
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Surly King of the Eggfort |
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Al/ck/oholic |
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Substitutions:
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Secret Ingredient: CONK |
59' |
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English >"""Food""" |
59' |
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-a Bayleaf |
76' |
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Manager:
|
Bochumbrew !!vij0cTUzxLY
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Kit:
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Airline General |
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Train Simulator Bitch |
90' |
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Take Me Back |
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>a circular runway |
76' |
|
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Baconrider |
76' |
|
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Public Transhit |
59' |
|
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737 Max Impact |
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I Like Trains |
|
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Skyking |
|
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90's Rigid MTB |
|
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|
WE GAAN |
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Substitutions:
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Bepsi |
59' |
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Steel is Reel |
76' |
|
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Forever Shinkansen |
76' |
|
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Manager:
|
Vaughan !!/n11luyM4wo MBa !!z27zlJlSY+a
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|
Man of the Match:
Surly King of the Eggfort (/ck/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
55
|
|
45
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
2
|
(4)
|
|
(1)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
3
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Passes (made)
|
163
|
|
110
|
(142)
|
|
(88)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
87
|
|
80
|
Crosses
|
4
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
12
|
|
15
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
2
|
Saves
|
0
|
|
1
|
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