Group B of the 2021 4chan World Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/asp/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
7
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/biz/ |
3 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
3
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/sci/ |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
6 |
7 |
-1 |
2
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/s/ |
3 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
4 |
5 |
-1 |
2
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/biz/ v /s/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Crypto Space
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9 July 2021, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1081
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BOGGED 51' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 57'
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25', 35' Banned
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Assists
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 51' OOOOOOOH LINKIES 57'
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Kit:
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Money Skeleton |
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Golden Bullrun |
66' |
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John Whacked Mcafee |
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BITCONEEEEEEECT |
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Wagie |
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Sminem |
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Snib Snib |
66' |
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OOOOOOOH LINKIES |
66' |
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BOGGED |
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH |
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Sergey of Nazareth |
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Substitutions:
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Bobo |
66' |
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XMR-chan |
66' |
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Fuck Elon |
66' |
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Manager:
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wand !!mZEulPrzZDp Ryperiour2 !!oczH3VqQg6N
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Kit:
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Hairy |
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Big Girl |
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Smokin |
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Dressed-Undressed |
66' |
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In the Crack |
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Thunder Thighs |
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Dat Ass |
66' |
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Puffy Nipples |
66' |
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You Love you Lose |
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Stacy's Mom |
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Banned |
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Substitutions:
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Gingerpuss |
66' |
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Small Tits |
66' |
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Ratchet & Skank |
66' |
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Manager:
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Managerless
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Man of the Match:
Banned (/s/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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43
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57
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Shots (on target)
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6
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14
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(5)
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(11)
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Fouls (offside)
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1
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1
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(1)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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2
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2
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Free Kicks
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1
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1
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Passes (made)
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101
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131
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(80)
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(114)
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Passes Completed (%)
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79
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87
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Crosses
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2
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2
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Interceptions
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9
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12
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Tackles
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1
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2
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Saves
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5
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3
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/asp/ v /sci/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Tokyo Dome
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9 July 2021, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1032
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The Undercarder 5' American Dragon 76'
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80' Shinichi Mochizuki
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Assists
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Hulk Hogan 5', 76'
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80' Richard Feynman
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Kit:
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VACANT |
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Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres |
73' |
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Multiple Attackers |
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FUCK THIS COMPANY |
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Rakesh Kumar Orton |
73' |
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DEAN |
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KWAB |
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Hulk Hogan |
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BROTHER NERO |
73' |
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The Undercarder |
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CENAWINSLOL |
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Substitutions:
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American Dragon |
73' |
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Dimes |
73' |
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Existential Tony Hawk |
73' |
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Manager:
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Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1 Prozach !!SSPtXJ6yC1U
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Kit:
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Stephen Hawking |
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Cool Science Facts |
76' |
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>biology >hard science |
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Sun of Lava/Ice |
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300k Starting |
76' |
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Jon Tooker |
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Wernher von Braun |
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76' |
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Norman Wildberger |
90+2' |
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Richard Feynman |
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Shinichi Mochizuki |
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Substitutions:
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>undergrad category theorist |
76' |
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CS Pleb |
76' |
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Carl Sagan |
76' |
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Manager:
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Don Aitor Karanka !!IfSTavRYsiM
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Man of the Match:
The Undercarder (/asp/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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53
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47
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Shots (on target)
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7
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5
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(4)
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(4)
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Fouls (offside)
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0
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4
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(0)
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(2)
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Corner Kicks
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3
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1
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Free Kicks
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4
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0
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Passes (made)
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126
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110
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(110)
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(92)
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Passes Completed (%)
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87
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84
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Crosses
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4
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5
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Interceptions
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11
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9
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Tackles
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3
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4
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Saves
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3
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1
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/biz/ v /asp/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Crypto Space
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17 July 2021, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1069
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 22' BITCONEEEEEEECT 89'
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5', 32' CENAWINSLOL
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Assists
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BOGGED 22'
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32' Bruce Lee
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Kit:
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Sharpie in Pooper |
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Free Shrkeli |
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Fuck Elon |
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BITCONEEEEEEECT |
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BBBRRRRRRRRR |
67' |
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Sminem |
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Bobo |
67' |
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XMR Chan |
67' |
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BOGGED |
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Sergey of Nazareth |
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH |
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Substitutions:
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Boomer Rocks |
67' |
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Dodo |
67' |
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OOOOOOOH LINKIES |
67' |
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Manager:
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wand !!mZEulPrzZDp Ryperiour2 !!oczH3VqQg6N
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Kit:
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VACANT |
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Dimes |
67' |
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Multiple Attackers |
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Inoki |
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Rakesh Kumar Orton |
67' |
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Dean |
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KWAB |
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Hulk Hogan |
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Bruce Lee |
67' |
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CENAWINSLOL |
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The Undercarder |
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Substitutions:
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Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres |
67' |
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Existential Tony Hawk |
67' |
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American Dragon |
67' |
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Manager:
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Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1 Prozach !!SSPtXJ6yC1U
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Man of the Match:
CENAWINSLOL (/asp/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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55
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45
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Shots (on target)
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12
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5
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(9)
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(4)
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Fouls (offside)
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2
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0
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(1)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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2
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1
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Free Kicks
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0
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2
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Passes (made)
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127
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115
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(110)
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(101)
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Passes Completed (%)
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87
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88
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Crosses
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8
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1
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Interceptions
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10
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10
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Tackles
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3
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2
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Saves
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1
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5
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/s/ v /sci/
Background:
Stadium: Big Rig's Resort
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17 July 2021, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1026
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Stacy's Mom 11', 50'
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47' Shinichi Mochizuki 86' Norman Wildberger
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Assists
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Viewtiful 11' Puffy Nipples 50'
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47' Richard Feynman 86' 300k Starting
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Kit:
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Groped |
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ITT: Shit Taste |
83' |
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Smokin |
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Dressed-undressed |
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In rhe Crack |
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Thunder Thighs |
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Viewtiful |
83' |
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Puffy Nipples |
83' |
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You Love You Lose |
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BANNED |
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Stacy's Mom |
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Substitutions:
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Big Girl |
83' |
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Dat Ass |
83' |
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Questionable Age |
83' |
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Manager:
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Managerless
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Kit:
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The Phenotype |
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You SHOULD be able to answer this |
83' |
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>>>/x/ |
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Sun of Lava/Ice |
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Homo Engineer |
83' |
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Jon Tooker |
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Carl Sagan |
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Wernher von Braun |
83' |
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Norman Wildberger |
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Shinichi Mochizuki |
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Richard Feynman |
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Substitutions:
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Cool Science Facts |
83' |
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300k Starting |
83' |
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Triple Integrals |
83' |
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Manager:
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Don Aitor Karanka !!IfSTavRYsiM
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Man of the Match:
Stacy's Mom (/s/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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48
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52
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Shots (on target)
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4
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9
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(4)
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(6)
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Fouls (offside)
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1
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
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1
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Free Kicks
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0
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1
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Passes (made)
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99
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131
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(85)
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(114)
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Passes Completed (%)
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86
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87
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Crosses
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5
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8
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Interceptions
|
7
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7
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Tackles
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0
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3
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Saves
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2
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2
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/asp/ v /s/
Background:
Stadium: Tokyo Dome
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25 July 2021, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 872
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Bruce Lee 32'
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Assists
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The Undercarder 32'
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Kit:
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Vacant |
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Evolution is a Mystery |
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Inoki |
82' |
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Bork Lazer |
82' |
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KeMonito |
82' |
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Big Bible AJ |
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KWAB |
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Hulk Hogan |
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Bruce Lee |
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CENAWINSLOL |
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The Undercarder |
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Substitutions:
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Multiple Attackers |
82' |
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Fuck This Company |
82' |
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Krispen Wah |
82' |
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Manager:
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Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1 Prozach !!SSPtXJ6yC1U
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Kit:
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Groped |
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Ratchet & Skank |
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Dressed-undressed |
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Big Girl |
82' |
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NOT /r/ |
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Thunder Thighs |
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Dat Ass |
82' |
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Gingerpuss |
82' |
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You Love You Lose |
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BANNED |
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Stacy's Mom |
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Substitutions:
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Smokin |
82' |
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Viewtiful |
82' |
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Big Tits |
82' |
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Manager:
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Managerless
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Man of the Match:
Bruce Lee (/asp/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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54
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46
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Shots (on target)
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6
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3
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(6)
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(1)
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Fouls (offside)
|
0
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
2
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|
1
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Free Kicks
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0
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0
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Passes (made)
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138
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114
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(120)
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(96)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
87
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|
84
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Crosses
|
1
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2
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Interceptions
|
13
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13
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Tackles
|
3
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4
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Saves
|
1
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3
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/sci/ v /biz/
Background:
Stadium: The Time Cube
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25 July 2021, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 891
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Carl Sagan 18' Richard Feynman 45+2' Norman Wildberger 90+2'
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27', 47', 83' AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Assists
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Richard Feynman 18' Shinichi Mochizuki 45+2' Carl Sagan 90+2'
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27' Sminem 83' Sergey of Nazareth
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Kit:
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Stephen Hawking |
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Cool Science Facts |
83' |
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Sun of Lava/Ice |
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>biology >hard science |
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Homo Engineer |
83' |
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Jon Tooker |
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Triple Integrals |
83' |
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Carl Sagan |
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Norman Wildberger |
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Shinichi Mochizuki |
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Richard Feynman |
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Substitutions:
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You SHOULD be able to answer this |
83' |
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300k Starting |
83' |
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Aspie African |
83' |
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Manager:
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Don Aitor Karanka !!IfSTavRYsiM
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Kit:
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Sharpie in Pooper |
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BITCONEEEEEEECT |
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Step 1 Be a Jew |
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Fuck Elon |
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BBBRRRRRRRRR |
83' |
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Sminem |
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Bobo |
83' |
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OOOOOOOH LINKIES |
83' |
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BOGGED |
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH |
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Sergey of Nazareth |
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Substitutions:
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Wagie |
83' |
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Snib Snib |
83' |
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Invest in Kneepads |
83' |
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Manager:
|
wand !!mZEulPrzZDp Ryperiour2 !!oczH3VqQg6N
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Man of the Match:
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH (/biz/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
47
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53
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Shots (on target)
|
8
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12
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(5)
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(10)
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Fouls (offside)
|
0
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0
|
(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
2
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|
1
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Free Kicks
|
0
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|
0
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Passes (made)
|
103
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|
119
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(90)
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(101)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
87
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|
85
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Crosses
|
3
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|
11
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Interceptions
|
8
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|
11
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Tackles
|
3
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|
1
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Saves
|
5
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|
2
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